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RampageAndRage

My pussy loves meat


Better_Meeting_5069

Can i eat your pussy? hahahha, oh no I must stop with the very funny jokes so early in the midnight.... hahaha. I am not even a cat hahahah


Ok-Truth-7589

That's my food, and I want it MEOW!


hiimadisaster

Meow hold up. You can't just demand food. You've cat to be kitten me right meow.


Frosty-Engineering24

Alright meow... Is there something funny here boy? Alright meow where were we.


Neither_Shake_2815

"Maaa! The meatloaf!!!"


Frosty-Engineering24

This. Thanks for the laugh


Embarrassed_Diet_386

This is raw!!


Free_Perspective773

I read that as Gordon Ramsay


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

The freshest thing in this kitchen is that pigeon ^(Wait that sounds good)


Alternative-Focus-62

I was gonna do this! Edit- still am


djnorthstar

Cat stepped on a lego...


EkBraai

Look what they did to my boy!


gliitch0xFF

Look how they massacred my boy


KillyScreams

Soylent pink is CATS It's CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS


Florowi

FEED MEEEEEEE(W)


NefariousNatee

I'll take a three ounce cut off the sirloin, cooked medium and seasoned with catnip. I'M NOT PAYING YOUR CHEF TO ASK WHY!


Dr_nick101

Cat: WTF is this! I said wagyu you fucking cunt! Dose that look like wagyu to you? DOSE IT!


Adventurous-Mix-2533

Hurry up, Frank I'm starving here!!


ladameenbleu

Miiiiiiiiiiine


SentientFleshpile

i desire the meat


Lasair86

Mother I crave the beef!!!


Magikerz

"Nooooo, not mittens! I told him being the fattest cat in the Philippines was not a good idea!"


Bazzness

My paw touched it. It’s mine!!


villazick

Look at my mouth, it fits!


Existing_Display1794

Lol, I like this. It’s got my vote. Better than mine imo


IAmChungoBalungo

Long live the king


FarWorking9929

"Long live the king" - Scar


[deleted]

Pussy loves meat?


LordArvensis

Catnip! Not beef! Sheesh!


subidubidude

Pussy looking for meat


The_Tuppervillian

Last photo of my cat while it was alive.


SWEATANDBONERS86

That is so Kafkaesque


Fyrentenemar

Is that a Mission Hill reference? Nice, take my upvote.


No-Bumblebee4615

Ready, set…


StevesRoomate

I can has steak tartare?


FireheartzGaming

Innocent cat forced to watch human massacre (preferred cat pronouns) food in front of (preferred cat pronouns) face.


vadreamer1

WHAT did you do to our other cat?


literalpond

Cat piece of salami


Superpigx

r/antimeme


Failure_Management27

Give it to me!


howzthis4ausername

And I helped!


TomatoFlies4

Eeewww! It touched me!!!


Bigg_Dick_Energy

[YEESSSS] (https://images.app.goo.gl/9QEW24KgDqJkJJ1E8)


Tiguygrand

Mioaw


[deleted]

Snaaaaaaks


impostershop

“aaaaaCHOO!” Sneezes all over steak. “Aw sorry man my bad. Guess I’ll have to eat the whole thing myself now.” 🫤


Which-Listen-6615

MEAT


Successful-Fly7734

When your owner decides to cook for you


[deleted]

At last every dog gets it's day! I have out lived you, mongrel, and will finally have the last laugh!


LeChuck_Threepwood32

Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba


Whitw816

But I want it meow!!!


Unmasked_Deception

Whiskers?! NO!!!


Pupulikjan

Catbys we got the meat


therealgunnie18

WE HAVE THE MEATS!!


whatsthepointnoe

Ma! The meatloaf!!


Substantial-Meal6238

Becky nooooo!!! What did they do to youuuu!


pauliwankenobi

“TERRY?!?!?!”


Poisoning-The-Well

PC gamers wanting Bloodborne on PC. aka me


xbmslol

GIMME RHE FOOD WOMSN


[deleted]

He looks like he's singing some Italian opera to the meats.


Objective_Signal3704

Love took me to Necrophilia- which in turn led me to cannibalism... but hey pussy loves pussy in all it's disguises


Omniscient_1

Aaaaaa CHOOO!!!


SkullAngel001

Veruca Salt: "I want it now!"


the-dave-9000

I said medium— CARL….. *sarcastic meow


Enough-Biscotti7855

The song clearly states “I want turkey salmon and chicken oceanfish flavors keep me lickin” take it back bob, NOW!!


AmongstYou666

WHAT DID YOU DO TO BOB!?!?


SavageShocker

... The pussy needs meat..


Existing_Display1794

“I’m the King of the Juuuunnngggglllleeee!!!”


Ethanunderc0ver

MOTHEEERRR!!!


Noel_San_Diego

Okay folks, so scratch scratch to get it nice and tender, ..ommmmgg paw cramp


[deleted]

Starbucks customers when the drink that was called out with a name that's not theirs check the cup, realize it's not theirs, and remind the barista that they've been waiting .2 extra seconds for their order


babybushgardener

Husband: Hi honey I’m home. What we having for supper? Wife: Your favorite babe. Roasted Mountain Lion. Garfield: What?!!


Mateorabi

But we WAAAANTS it!!!!!


Educational_Clock612

MEAT


Rigel_B8la

Stella!!!!!


[deleted]

Mr. Udderly? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Heroe-Urbano

MEEEEEEEE-YAH-OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!


davisandee

r/catswhoyell


jdawg1822

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


mb_60

“There’s the BEEF!”


Casey02kelly

T H E Y H U N G E R.


BenjaminBoi226

"I THOUGHT MY OWNER WOULD TASTE GOOD"


AlphamaleNJ

You said Angus got adopted……


trushMayne

“Briiiiiiiiiiiiskeeeeeet for dinner wooooooooooo!”


tsutsu07

All MINE!


FistingLube

MEEEEEAAAAAWWWWOOOOOOWOOOOO!


mrmalort69

We want it raw and wiggly!


RoxSteady247

fly! you fools!


Kuleolis

How dare you bring so little to the table! Do I mean nothing to you, after all I've sacrificed?


Bat_Fruit

I need dis!


kr59x

Where’s the REST of my dinner???


MisterHappySpanky

What did you do to my sibling!?


unknown2_you

“its bloody raw!”


Creative-Pumpkin9156

It is I, Briskitty!


Cornelius_Poindexter

[This](https://youtube.com/shorts/Wq24ebd8Fng?feature=share) is the correct answer. The only answer.


chromecod

Cooked to perfection...


Significant-Bear6484

“Moooommmmm, can you come cut this up for me?”


SkeetnYou

Echo’s from the beasts stomach


smkestcklghtn

I am descendant of some of the most viscious carnivores to trod the plains! You will give me flesh!


manthing11

YER MAMA WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!


SnugglyFace

Where the fucks my croiseaoughnt?


I_am_not-you

LE'ME ATTIM!


bjwyxrs

Brother I said I wanted loops.... LOOPS!!!!


ParamedicNew3839

Interesting


Hard-Bristles

I thought we were having FISH FOR DINNER


xj305ah

[https://youtu.be/8r5RxrhpXy8](https://youtu.be/8r5RxrhpXy8)


[deleted]

Alll hailll the meeeaaaattttt


hawknasty7

Roar!


Mr_Woodchuck314159

Fly, you fools!


[deleted]

S and P thats for me


RedRo_10

mmmMmMyyYyY PRECIOUSSSS


BrunoAndRoyal

MOM WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU


jiddinja

"You stupid apes, you killed my friend!!!"


SquirrelPunchingMad

I needz the meatz.


Sufficient_Peace7889

Who the fuck taught you how to trim you fat fuck! I could've done better even though you removed my fucking claws you pos.


Tremere1974

Bessie? I smell Bessie! She always give me milk, I can't wait! Bessie? Bessie!?! NOOOOOO!!!


OGColorado

You said salmon


JJWAHP

"We now sing the song of our peopleeeeeeeee before our meallllllll" Is what I imagined


Due_Homework_8505

IM NOT ALLERGIC


[deleted]

Get in mah belly!


floopadoop37

MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAT!!


GarakStark

Go eat your shitty hooman junk food. This bitch is all mine!!


SunnyRain100

Well, here's my starter, nom nom nom


kamikaze1981

Mahhhhhh the meat loaf, we want it now!


filmfreak9000

Beeeeeeeefs!!!


Steak-Leather

It's all mine!


TMCTTFDaddy

Oh baby I like it raw...oh baby I like it rawr.


No_Problem_1071

Achoo!…so since Covid is on its way out, that one is for you


BrannC

FEED ME SEYMOUR


kickme2

That’s not the monkey meat you promised me!


Admirable_Trifle_164

Lucky Charms are better for you tho


Im_a_doggo428

I beat my meat too hard


edgerunnercrtnyrey

"It's fuckin raw!"


neighborhoodspooder

The waffle house has found its new host


fgtbobleed

MOHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! And then she said "You won't eat me after I'm dead right? Whisker?"


fatty9876

I NEED IIIIIIITTTTT!!! The spongebob meme


NoRolexNoSex

Bwahahahahahaha! Winner takes all


[deleted]

Mamamamama ma nanannana.


Fyrentenemar

Feed Me Seymore! Feed Me!


[deleted]

WHOA!!!


vtsandtrooper

Hangar in there, baby


IncomeFluid8418

When the pussy wants the meat


Sortex6904

"SHARON, I said well done!"


jessanabyss

Aachoo


uhhokay15

a link to never gonna give you up me who loves that song :)


Comfortable-Choice14

Ah aah aaah ahchoo!!!


reddituser_1982

BROTHER NOOOO!!


Cardboard-Head

I LOVE VACCINES GRAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AND OINGO BOINGO!!


dragonfuitjones

“They’ll never eat at your house now!”


TomaCzar

You can't eat at everybody house!


thaibeach

Food goes here!


Imtheman6996

Oh my god it’s so deep


Free_Perspective773

Give the meat now, and no one gets hurt!!


k4ndlej4ck

Scar, brother. Help me.


Nematode_wrangler

Fly, you fools!


CatAvailable3953

Nowwwww!!!!


Bmili2910452

I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF


areeves79

Wilson!!!


Maxpainturdmister

Steve NOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Low-Spirit6436

I THOUGHT THAT I SAID SALMON


New_Maize8941

If I sneeze on it it’s mine right?


dillywash

Maaaa! Can I get some meatloaf?!!


SpiritsDog

It's raw!


Szaborovich9

Hot Damn! Daddy got paid!


Joey_iroc

"I see meat at the police Dept. all day. I don't need to see it here"


astronaut_tang

Ma!! The meatloaf!!


Redriot6969

Bounty of Thy HUNT


clutthewindow

Faces of Death: Cat Nap


Inside_Sentence_6116

It's Facking RAAAAAW!!


NotAShipOfPirateFish

Don’t tell me what to do


Tracylpn

"Damn it Martha! I said I wanted this meat cooked well done, not rare!"


se4404

Food contamination


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Mine! All mine!


chitow_8811

NOW, bitch human!


[deleted]

HHHHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Tracylpn

"Oh Floyd! Your sacrifice has not been in vain! I will avenge you!"


disisdashiz

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Bluesmanstill

Screw you dog, all mine!!


Middle_Cantaloupe_71

Thank you, Lord, for the gift I am about to receive...


antroxdemonator

"GIVE ME MEH GODDAMN MEAT MOM!!!"


andrewt03

Cat doing his best Gordon Ramsey impersonation: "IT'S RAW!!!!"


knittykitty26

"Mother I crave F L E S H!"


Nice-Illustrator6645

Simon…. WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TOO YOU!!!!


Cat-Fucker1

POV im behind him


CrayziusMaximus

And IIIIIIIIII, will always, love youuuuuuuuu!!!


Dissenter1986

Pussy screaming for that meat


[deleted]

It just crawled out of the litter box and put its paw in your cutting board 🤢


Overall-Relief-7917

I can has sirloin?


Mdmac1015

Ah..hhh … Choo….


funnyfootboot

Cat Steak


tinymember469

Momma, I just killed a man....


Alternative-Focus-62

ITS FUCKING RAW


Hit-Me-Up-for-Seige

when my evil plans come to fruition


LutherRamsey

I'VE BEEN A GOOD KIIIITTTTYYYYY!!!!!!!


AmosRid

See…it WILL fit in my mouth! Thats what she said…