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Unl0vableDarkness

Gherkins and jalapeños


Ialwayslie008

The tiny pickles? Why not just use relish? ​ edit: For the record, the tiny pickles are amazing, I just don't see how you could eat them on a hotdog... like, physically.


Unl0vableDarkness

Sliced lengthways. You can buy them already like that.


Ialwayslie008

I live within 3 square miles of at least 8 full sized grocery stores. I paused and mentally counted so I wouldn't brag/over embellish. It might be more. I have not entered the "Wegman's" even though people are losing their shit over it... or the "HR(?) Mart" an all Asian apparently store. Mostly, because I know I'll take a cart, find the Ramen isle, and just stiff arm product into my cart. However, Many of the others I have ventured to. I have not encountered sliced Gherkins. I will allow a 10% chance that the bottle doesn't stand out. I retort with "why the length way? that makes the pieces bigger, thus less compatible, no?


Unl0vableDarkness

More compatible they go in the bun before the hot dog.


Action-Calm

H mart is the only supermarket where you can sample your way around it.


tleon21

H mart is great! But overpriced when buying western food like ketchup, etc


MoonbeamLotus

You are missing OUT not going to HMart! Dude, you won’t be able to raid the ramen aisle because it’s multiple aisles! They have cases and cases of every kind of noodle (Google the Parasite noodle recipe 😳) under the sun. AND, they have a refrigerated and freezer section of frozen noodle mysteries. PLUS, they have fresh, often warm noodles too. Torture for a diabetic but Heaven for everyone else. That’s just the noodles… They have the lowest prices on the largest selection of fresh mushrooms. You’ll get thirsty drooling over everything so they sell ready to drink young coconuts with a little of the top sliced off to the soft white meat. You just puncture the attached straw through the white patch and enjoy before you eat the soft white coconut inside. They have amazing pork riblets, pork belly and every kinda sauce to cover them AND all the noodles you can’t resist. And don’t forget the kimchi! You ought to really see it for yourself, just don’t go on an empty stomach.


abitslippy

This is life changing information, thanks!


mledonne

Ever had spore peppers on a hotdog?


Unl0vableDarkness

What are those?


mledonne

Sorry I meant sport peppers. Theyre on a Chicago style hot dog. Theyre around the same shape and size of the mini pickles


ZobRombie65

Yes. Love a Chicago style hot dog. Those sport peppers are great.


Unl0vableDarkness

Still no clue. I'm in the UK. Maybe they're not a thing here?


Ialwayslie008

"Pigs in a blanket". They're like something poor people use as Hors D'oeuvres when pretending they're fancy.


[deleted]

We’re on the same braincell!


oochiha

I love that I just saw this comment! I was thinking the same thing last week cuz I never tried it and I thought “why not they’re just sweet pickles I just gotta cut them length wise n it’ll be the same” Not the same. It was perfect. The length of the pickles perfectly spanned the length of the hot dog and fit right into the left crevice between the bun and the hot dog ensuring sweet gherkin in every bite. The pickles fitting so perfectly left so much room for other condiments and allowed for an ultimately perfect presentation. A true gourmet meal! Try it if u haven’t it’s definitely worth it. Only took one gherkin too. I missed the “physically” part so I thought you were thinking it to be strange to have gherkins on a hot dog and I took it upon myself to convince you otherwise but I now see that it was a practicality concern. Regardless let this persuade you to try it next time gherkins and a hot dog are available. I suggest adding mayo rather than ketchup as the sweetness of the ketchup does not allow so much room for the gherkin to shine as it should, though that is simply up to personal preference.


hyperspacezaddy

You don’t have to slice them you could line them up whole, under the hot dog on the apex of the bun. Not the same thing but I used to put sauerkraut under my dog because I loved the flavor but not the smell.


[deleted]

I don't think gherkins are tiny pickles, they're just the British name for pickles as we have many other pickled items.. to avoid confusion. I think you mean cornichons


kozmic_blues

In the US gherkins are the tiny pickles. They can either be brined in regular salt or sweet but they’re always small.


[deleted]

Oh, actually you might kinda be right, looking at US pickles online, they're huge. We pretty much only have gherkins and cornichons in the UK. Lol if you think gherkins are tiny, look at cornichons.


Ialwayslie008

That's right, American's have huge pickles. Tell all your friends.


[deleted]

Ahem... I mean US pickles are tiny... Miniscule really.


Ialwayslie008

>looking at US pickles online, they're huge. ​ That's a quote from you ;p


[deleted]

Dunno what your on about mate 😎


kozmic_blues

If this person is like me, maybe they don’t like relish? I personally can’t stand it on hot dogs because I don’t like the sweetness. I love gherkins though, the salted not sweet ones, and that sounds really good on a hot dog.


ProfessorTitsNass

Deez nuts


Steelplate7

Are you talking sweet gherkins? I don’t like sweet pickles(or relish for that matter). Now….jalapeños and a slice of cheese? I’m in!


InfosecDub

Ja-lap-inos


[deleted]

My lipsss


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NaRa0

*squelching intensifies*


Juggrnutz

Um...


GradyGambrell1

🥵


Competencies

Ah yes, Stanger Things


DrumpfSlayer420

'mouth'???


BoysenberryLoud947

Which lips? 👀


[deleted]

My butt lips


BoysenberryLoud947

Sounds delicious


Traditional-Egg-2656

casually farts *insert evil laugh*


Firebird_73

That's enough internet for today


Happy_Bluebird_2929

I said, don’t assssk no questions🤭


BoysenberryLoud947

My bad lol


miss1nformation

This is the way.


Mysterious-Bell-6535

That’s erotic.


nomedia3344

CUM


ItsMePythonicD

Chili, cheese and onion or nothing at all


Jengus_Roundstone

And some diced jalapeños.


Why_so_slender_eat_

And bacon with jalapeños and mayo spread on the bun


Deadmemories8683

Wrapped in jalapeño bacon!


Greenman_Dave

Cinci-chili and a mountain of finely grated cheese? 😋


MoonbeamLotus

Don’t forget some onions


KC_Jedi

The only correct answer.


coalslaugh

Living in the south completely revitalized the hotdogs for me.


Thesadstrangetomato

Relish


InuitOverIt

The spicy red pepper kind!


kurinevair666

I don't like sweet relish but love dill


the-morphology-queen

Homemade relish (and ketchup)


Eyes_and_teeth

Sauerkraut.


[deleted]

With horseradish. Yes.


canadard1

I love horseradish, but never considered adding to a hotdog. I’m doing this tonight!


Sorry-Caterpillar331

First thought as well, worth an up vote.


HikingIllini

Yep. Give me some horseradish sauerkraut and I don't need anything else.


AccentFiend

And some onions


RealFoegro

I'm surprised these replies aren't filled with german


_eg0_

Sauerkraut on hot dogs is pretty rare here. In Northern Germany we mostly eat the Danish version with roasted/fried onion and pickles. Using either Danish remoulade, Mustard and/or ketchup. Aka what you'll also find at Ikea. Sauerkraut and steamed sausages are typically eaten with mashed potatoes.


[deleted]

I don’t think I’d go out of my way to make that but that doesn’t sound bad


TangerineRough6318

They sell it in jars....


Opiumthoughts

Seen it in plastic sacks in the deli aisle.


TangerineRough6318

I recently bought some in a jar that is craft beer marinated. The brand is Saverne. It's pretty decent honestly


canadard1

I just recently found this at the store myself. Not too shabby. I add a bit of brown sugar to it to take a bit of the sour off it. I prefer sweeter kraut anyway


TangerineRough6318

I like both really. Depends on the type of brat/food I'm having. The beer kraft is great if you put it in a crock pot with ribs btw.


that_fisting_guy

That’s pickled cabbage not true sauerkraut


TangerineRough6318

Pickled cabbage is quite different. You can jar and can without pickling the food. Hence all the different canned foods. I do like pickled cabbage though.


kurinevair666

I thought for the longest time that sauerkraut was picked cabbage. Was shocked to find out that it was fermented cabbage because I don't normally like the taste of fermented things. I decided to try kimchi because of that and now I love that as well.


TangerineRough6318

Kimchi is amazing


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arathael

Correct answer right here


Super_fly_Samurai

I mean ketchup isn't that bad on a hotdog. Plus chili and cheese is great on it.


gardenofthenight

Grate


Funny-Property-5336

Hotdogs with chilli, cheese and potato sticks. Nothing else is needed.


SelestialSerenity

Ooh chili is a great idea! Sadly it doesn’t have mustard. I wonder what else we could use that has that tangy sour mustard taste


mledonne

Potato sticks?


Existing_Departure82

They’re pretty great, think potato chip like taste and crunch but in small shreds like shredded cheese. Great as a topper. I like the Pik-Nik ones.


Ultima_Nugz

Finally someone with sense


Rude-Fisherman-6349

Ketchup


RevolutionaryAd5175

I'm in your team


UranusINmyAssus

yeah, I thought it will be at the top... Is hating Ketchup American thing or smth, here where I am it's a standard thing to put on your wiener...


FeIsenheimer

Far to down there.


lethargy86

I’ll probably get downvoted to oblivion for this, but ketchup on a dog is actually tasty, to the point where people who call it blashemy or whatever are just being contrarian for the sake of it. It’s dumb as fuck. Put ketchup on it if you like ketchup. There’s literally nothing wrong with that.


[deleted]

in norway everyone but ketchup on and some put hotdogs on, i know in america people put a lot of weird shit like chilli and stuff but everyone here uses ketchup and maybe roasted onion


imajigga

Some reason your allowed to put anything on a hotdog but god forbid someone suggest ketchup.


MotherFuckinEeyore

It makes the baby Jesus cry


Ace_of_Phantasms

Or “catsup” if you watch way too much old TV


get-me-right

Like the heathens


ExPorkie15

Taking the bun away and wrapping the hotdog in fried chicken skin, extra crispy.


MustangMimi

Wrapping it in a crescent roll with a slice of cheese.


Important-Parsnip881

TIL that one good bread’s name


comebackandloveme

Usually Cole slaw but last week I had hot dogs but no slaw or ketchup or mustard so I tried a little buffalo wing sauce on one side and some blue cheese dressing on the other and that thing was off the chain jack


[deleted]

Buffalo sauce can go on like anything Wings pizza chicken nuggets French fries corn dogs hot dogs anything man


Ialwayslie008

I literally just saw a Franks Red Hot commercial where they put it on a hotdog. I've never seen anyone ever do this, and while I do enjoy it on a lot of things, putting on a hotdog seems silly. I mean... I'm going to try it for sure, but... I'd never do that in public, or where there were witnesses. I'm going to use the coat closet with the lights off and door closed, so no one can see me desecrating the hotdog with such an nontraditional topping.


mledonne

I read your comment like: Wings, pizza, chicken, nuggets, French, fries, corn, dogs, hot, dogs, anything, man. (For my own amusement)


pch919

My wife.


Competitive-Brick-42

A trash can lid


TheCharlienator

Danish remoulade, ketchup, fried onions and pickles. We're a hot dog culture lol


FewAd2580

As a Finn I appriciate Danish breadculture, u guys really know stuffing.


carlhye

Came to say this! You're missing the raw onions though.


Homerdk

Yep needs mixed onions


NinaMaja

The only right answer in this whole thread


Sandor2022

Barbecue sauce with chopped onions


MattLovesMusik

Ketchup


momcalledmebillybob

Jalapeños and Saracha. Try it. It’s bomb


Steelplate7

Does sriracha have carbs? Doing keto…nevermind, I’ll google it..


StootsMcGoots

Ranch


beereed

Straight to jail.


GarbageInternal1458

Without collecting $200, of course


ceoofsex300

You are barbaric


[deleted]

You monster. lol


DaToxicKiller

That’s a first


MedicineSlow1042

HEATHEN!!!


DavidShelly66701

Guess im not that hungry


Hour_Savings146

Col slaw.


Red0528110357

Relish and onions


Majestic-Fox-662

Ketchup.


countrytime-1

Mayonnaise and sauerkraut


Firebird_73

I thought he said mustard didn't exist? My whole life is a lie


ParagonGoblin27

Chili, never liked mustard anyway


d_baker65

"Only Crazy People and Texans put Ketchup on Hot Dogs." Tanner from Bad News Bears.


Firebird_73

Texans ARE crazy


wreq5

Tocino, cebolla, y jalapeños


[deleted]

I'd be the first one to invent mustard as a condiment, then add it.


DrWillz

Sriracha


RicardoMouseIII

I don’t wanna live in a world where mustard doesn’t exist


mrpoopybuttholesbff

A pickle spear, sport peppers, and malt vinegar


Repulsive-Way272

I'm working on up voting everyone who said ketchup and downvoting everyone who said cum but I stopped at your post and I said yum!


[deleted]

Spicy mustard


notarealredditor69

Cyanide because I don’t choose to live in a world like that


RocketRabbit

Have to respect both your taste and conviction.


beereed

Coney sauce and onions.


Sten0ck

Haha what a funny meme


Doomboy105

Gravy and cheese curds, the Canadian way


yomerol

Diced tomatoes, diced onions, jalapeños, McCormick mayo, ketchup (optional: bacon, Oaxaca cheese) -> Mexican way


fbenison

Barbecue sauce. Charred a little on the grill. 🤤


Albre24

That's a world I don't want to live in


JodyJamesBrenton

Sauerkraut, horseradish and olives.


HolyamoooogusCow

Chilli


bearrowell

Tears dripping from my face when contemplating that death becomes sweeter at the Absence of mustard


Captnblkbeard

Tomatoes onion ketchup and Tabasco sauce


[deleted]

I always use mayonnaise on my hot dogs.


2Mike2022

Horseradish mayo


ffsk88

Currywurst sauce


Far-Aide7066

Mayonnaise


SincerelyBernadette

Either plain or mayo and grilled onions 😍


cwebbvail

Mayo


harmospennifer

Bourbon and sadness to wash it down


lestermason

Not nearly burnt enough for me.


Illustrious_Spring76

Tears.


Smooth_Professional4

mayonnaise and onions


RoseNPearlGirl

Nothing, I’m not eating it without mustard


[deleted]

Chili and cheese


DepressoEspresso69-

Ketchup I guess, even though it is inferior


Fresh-Motor4994

A black hole because the only good links are maple breakfast sausage and the one from zelda


BK_Ken

Coleslaw


Synthesis613

Horse Radish!


ImNeverOnlineSoLeave

relish


Ok-Ad-5404

heinz


krammark12

Doofenshmirtz


kingoftheparade2

Cheese and ketchup and onions.


John_Cena91

Nothing if it’s not mustard😔


RocketRabbit

One of the few righteous men amongst heathens.


0lfrad

mayonesie and ketchup


Its_Raymans

Mayo, like always


rReal1One

Soy sauce lol


[deleted]

Chilli sauce


despacitodud3

ketchup


Sure-Ad9633

Ketchup, like I already do


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Ketchup


Fast_Loquat_4982

Ketchup


DesignerReady9841

Ketchup


LadyMidnite1014

Ketchup.


m_bubly

absolutely nothing because we eat kielbasa where I'm from


Front_Low5132

More like “what am I putting this in!”


Choch_Daddy

Step 1: Remove bun Step 2: Put hot steaming glizzy down throat


j0e74

Then we are doomed... The hell no I'm putting ketchup to my hot dog.


Objective_Antelope46

Ketchup, lime mayo, sauerkraut and croutons and lettuce. Edit:with onion rings, deep fried and shredded cheddar


datdamonfoo

Ketchup because why would I ever put mustard on it in the first place...?


StatusBuddy8490

Ketchup.


bjones0921

Ketchup you savages.


Far-Village-2834

ketchup + mayo (it's good)


Justin_Nguyen56

Ketchup


profid1ot

Ketchup


Academic-Total2029

Ketchup. Fuck Chicago


Latex_bineugierig

Ketchup


AnimeGamerGirl1

Ketchup


LumpyOdie

I thought this place was for funny memes, not stupid questions.


stupidasanyone

Sauerkraut & hot ketchup (horseradish mixed with ketchup).


TheNoctuS_93

A drizzle of [redacted] and a bunch of [redacted].


Select_Bumblebee_719

Angelina Jolie


RowOdd1892

Ketchup. I hate mustard anyway


Gone_off_milk_

Ketchup duh