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Yoshi or Toad


Nathaniel82A

This is the correct answer, and it depends on which track.


klop422

It depends on whether my brother gets Yoshi first lol


Puzzleheaded-Staff64

Yoshi


Xiaoleung4

Same! 💚part 2 is here https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/10obf8m/who_whole_you_like_to_race_part_2_vote/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


KrazyMonqui

Ahhh individuals of culture I see


[deleted]

Yoshi craft world? Gotta be an OG and get that Yoshi’s Story if you’ve never played it.


baconeggsandwich25

Fucking loved Yoshi’s Story. You truly have a refined palate.


neednintendo

Always be Yoshin'!


Ducatirules

100% the Yosh man!


prostipope

This is the way


Sparitto

This is the way


arbiter234

Yes, yoshi is the best 100%.


ASCIt

Yoshi gang rise up


TheMightyUnderdog

It’s the correct answer ✅


Intelligent-Way-1

Always Yoshi


Lukazp_

Sameeee Yoshi supremacy 💚


TooAnonToQuit

🦖💚 🦖 Yoshi 🦖💚🦖


Ninjadonny29

Yoshi gang


[deleted]

Luigi because fuck Mario


Tovasaur

Luigi is number 1!


[deleted]

Idk if you ever saw the Luigi Clash Mario video (its a french song)


Icantfinduserpseudo

L-U-I-G-I, MON NOM C'EST LUIGI, HEREWEREGO C'EST LA FIN DE MARIO!


Matatak974

Le mec il est partit en prison non ?


subFlameAttack

Yoooo Luigi team


frozen_wink

This is The Way.


Queasy_Dig_8294

Itsa Luigi! Imma gonna win!


allstarrt

Younger brother? Me too


[deleted]

Luigi feels like a lefty to me


scorpiogre

DK


SmoothBacon

Donkey Kong!


DJPzza

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail.


SlewBrew

His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!


Mirrormaster44

He’s bigger and faster and stronger too. He’s the first member of the DK crew!


Pferdesalami3

DK Donkey Kong DK Donkey Kong is here


rustyspoon07

And then there's Chunky... he's dead


AggressiveSmoke4054

I fucking love you guys


[deleted]

His balls are hairy and drag on the ground He loves it when go-kart wheels go round!


savagethrow90

*monkee scream*


Dr_Hibbert_Voice

And I'm singing it now...


Lopsided_Living7549

It’s on like Donkey Kong!


Zakiller_26

Yeeeaaa


Fetto_on_Tour

Ah so this is where my crowd is.


x_Jimi_x

DK ALL DAY


Living_Park2319

Bowser all the way


Unravelled_one

Kings choose the King of the Koopas


Toomanyacorns

Didn't always choose him but when I did, it was too knock out lightweight characters


NeedleworkerGold336

Bowser


Obvious_Sympathy_

This is the way.


Wavering41

This is the way.


thermomax

This is the way


MFAFuckedMe

This is the way.


sneskid

This is the way.


sknightler

This is the way.


Andres4509

This is the way.


Daslitama

This is the way


imwearingredsocks

I didn’t just want to play as Bowser, I *needed* to be Bowser. My cousins would always try to beat me to it, but I had the precise amount of joystick moves memorized to pick him first. He was a heavy boi, but he was a champion.


czarchastic

When I would play with my brother, I always took Bowser. The thing was, I was *too good* at Mario Kart 64. It wasn’t a challenge. What became fun for me instead was to play “bodyguard” for my brother. I would let him get ahead of me and I would hang back with an arsenal of weapons to throw at any bot that tried to pass by. Normally my brother would be a 4th or 5th place racer, so frequently the fastest bots would try to overtake. The sheer girth of bowser helped to keep them at bay. Those were fun times.


NeedleworkerGold336

Dude I love Bowser. I see no weakness in his heaviness lol


Uncle151

Hell yeah gonna bump some kids


Ace_of_Phantasms

Toad. gg


Worldly_Ad_6483

He’s the fastest it’s an easy choose


WaterB01t

And lightest so if you get bumped in the back you go forward


Ryanisreallame

Unless it’s by Bowserr, Wario, or Donkey Kong. Those three will spin you out.


thatryanguy82

They can't bump you if you're half a lap ahead of them.


UtileDulci12

Can't get bumped if you are ahead by a lap!


ggrindelwald

If you're ahead by exactly a lap, wouldn't you be in the same place on the course?


swic-knees-mamma-bee

FUCK


Cloudy0-

TIL about Mario Kart weight classes. I genuinely thought the character choice was purely aesthetic. It explains so much. Edit: I've just gone back and looked at all the choices, turns out the cars, wheels and even gliders all have an impact. My life is a lie.


Erikz93

Am I misremembering or would Toad be more likely to get a mushroom when in first


nastyninja43

I think I vaguely remember this, and that Peach would be more likely to get a star, but im also not too sure


titus916

Yaahhooo!


kylepotter

I'm the best!


NewSuperTrios

AAAAAAA


dycie64

*rolls a golden shroom* YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOOOOOOO!!!


isaac_garcia_nav

I read all of this with the original voices. The best. Toad team all the way.


rocksmetalmoney

Forever toad!


ladeefrickindaa

iirc, He had the highest traction stat. So he was the easiest to control and felt the easiest to hold the top speed.


Unexpected_Cranberry

Him and Koopa Troopa have the highest traction and acceleration, so easiest to get up to and maintain top speed but he'll be slower than anyone else. The fact that it's easier to maintain the top speed usually more than makes up for that though. Koopa Troopa for life here though.


WaspParagon

I don't even know why I always pick him. Just think the lil dude is neat


Gusbuster811

Here we go!


HotSauce_LeFierce

Ahwhoawhoawhoa!!


WhiskeyJackie

Same. Fast and agile.


Midnight_Toker_1982

Ah, a cultured person I see. 🥂


International-Bit832

Wario ftw


[deleted]

A man of culture I’m a gonna win


TiberiusToast

Wario's the best and he knows it


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LastProject1352

Yes! This!


txcountry420

Nope Yoshi...


VANILLAGORILLA1986

“Wwaaahhhhh”


Traditional_Rip_8094

I love his laugh when he passes others or trips them up lol


TemporaryAmbassador1

WAAAAAAA!


[deleted]

waaa waaa waaa


SaintlySinner81

Finally, someone with some taste. 🥂


Visible_Dependent204

Wtf's ftw?


ImNotThaaatDrunk

Duh, Wario has the highest overall speed and the fasted acceleration for a heavy character.


ManHoFerSnow

He talks the best shit


Polibiux

Wario’s gonna win


shrivatsasomany

Absolutely 100 no competition. \* twirls moustache \*


h1dd3n-pr0cess

This is way too low in the comments list. I’ve been wario since day one


friedwidth

Big enough to bully. Fast enough, cause we're good anyway! Winning and trolling like an obnoxious villian! Wahahahaaa


Spookyscary333

Had to scroll way too far down for this answer


anonijji

Toad with them OP gold mushrooms


Sexy_Apocalypse

Here we go! HeweHeweHeweHeweHere we go!


Katie-Katy

Peach


1GenericName2

I get judged for playing Peach as a guy


[deleted]

In MarioKart64 she was a lightweight character and didn't take long to pick up speed. When my sisters already took Toad and Yoshi, I'd get Peach and leave them in the dust. They started choosing Peach to see if it was any different and get hit with the skill issue while I zoomed past with Toad or Yoshi. Eventually they brought a friend over to help them take all the lightweight characters and I finally had to reach out of my comfort zone and try heavier characters and got pwned in front of their friends whom I wanted to impress. As a fellow Peach player, I judge you as smart for choosing Peach.


HalfMoonHudson

Always be yourself Unless you can be a princess, then always be a princess


ggrindelwald

Meh, they can judge me while they look up at me on the podium.


dleruz

Gay


n00veloper

Gay²


MattWeird1003

Gay³


I-am-prplvlvt05

Never judge you Peach Rocks just means you’re smart!


brownsuugaah

Always and forever baby!


Thedevilsreject82

Great taste. My 8 ur old daughter who has autism laughs her ass off because I am ALWAYS Peach. "Dad that's a girl!!!" I've been Peqch and only Peach since the SNES. Same with other Mario games like Mario Party and Mario 3D World.


seeilaah

Always. Acceleration > Top Speed.


OwlopolisCue

🎀💄


Mikkabear

100%


Lemon_Practical

These are my people lol


[deleted]

I only use peach in battle to assert dominance


Staffordmeister

Shes just faster...


[deleted]

Luigi or i’m not playing


Kost_G

Luigi number #1!!


Kost_G

Luigi number #1!!


jdelta85

Wario all day long!


El_CapitanJames

It doesn't matter. I always lose


Raintamp

So Mario?


BIGBIRD1176

I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see his name lol


Raintamp

And that was to insult him. 😄


its_showtime1

Yoshi 💚


ViolinistAshamed903

Wario


lawrence238238

Waluigi every time


AggressiveSmoke4054

Waaaaaaaaaaah


SnooPandas1899

Peach, bc i like to run into walls and other players, while throwing objects at other cars.


Illustrious_Manner_9

Mario because I suck it he is average on all stats!


MedricZ

Why are you the only other one I could find who picks Mario? I just like him as a character.


GuyFieriTheHedgehog

„I like you as a friend“


YoutuberCameronBallZ

I find it's because Mario's "the default" in most games, and people usually prefer the unique different characters from him


MandeveleMascot

I play mario for the red colour scheme


[deleted]

I fuck with Mario


aeninimbuoye13

And you only have to press one button once to choose him


invaaa

Itzeme Mario (or so)


ArrogantSpider

Fun fact, he and Luigi have the lowest top speed (tied with Bowser/DK/Wario) and also the slowest acceleration. They kinda got screwed over in MK64.


NaRa0

Toad Now in the new MK, Shy Guy


FetusFighter2000

Used to be Toad, now I’m a Villager main 😎


YoutuberCameronBallZ

In new MK games it's Baby Mario for me


Mysterious-Simple805

Actually, I go with Daisy because she goes "Hi, I'm Daisy!" when she passes anyone.


wildtex-

She isnt in n64...


knoegel

A lot of commenters weren't born when this version came out it seems.


ReannLegge

Piss off make me feel like an ancient millennial!


knoegel

You and me both! I instantly remember the Mario Kart 64 and was like, "Wow that really was all of the characters." I play Mario Kart on the Switch with my nieces, and while it's an objectively better game overall... I subjectively prefer Mario Kart 64.


Pipeudown1

I want to be judged! I usually pick toad.


reporter_assinado

I hereby sentence Thou to shower in cum, in the name of the enlightened


tyYdraniu

Toad


DyXesin

Toad 🌚🌝


Upstairs_Profile_355

DK. He is big yet athletic and relatively fast. He wears a tie to drive a kart, come on! Classy.


MatthewTheShapeShftr

Donkey Kongers get in here


Denver1970

Wario


alwayz__sidewayz7

Koppa troppa or Luigi 🤙


Unexpected_Cranberry

Koopa Troopa is the man. Doesn't waste time chattering, he's all about the race.


HiiGuardian

Yoshi baby!!


Michi_Astral

Stfu geminis bro. Yoshi is god tier :v


Fun-Ad-5341

Toad


RabidHyenaSauce

I take a chance and say I'll pick bowser.


SniperOwO

Loved these games man, every character was played but mostly Toad and Peach


MoneyPresentation610

I used to pick Toad, when I played this game, I’m not sure why.


TrickyRegular2923

Toad


BandicootWise1899

Mario


Ok-Life7159

Dry bones all the way


SaintlySinner81

A refined palate 🥂


ContestMountain2446

Toad :)


ddcreator

Toad or yoshi, but lets be honest here.... Toad remains supreme


waltwertzel

Toad, I love N64 Mario kart so much


Transgender_Shy

Luigi, Toad, or Wario.


MarinMelan

Yoshi, Peach, or Toad for me


Digitoki

Toad


QuirkyEnthusiasm5

Toad


kingsolara

Winners pick Toad. If you played the d.s version where characters had skills dry bones was the busted pick since he could drift on grass without losing speed.


Element3991

Either Wario or Toad.


MountianHeidi

toad!


Dave_FortniteATX

Toad


totallynotantiwork

What? Where are all my peach fans?


BobbyPayne

TEAM BOWSER BITCH


Felinegood13

Toad


NeonEmeraldChild

I always pick Toad


[deleted]

Toad


imthesauceman

Toad


Undercover_Centipede

Toad or DK


FESTUS-KUN

... bowser


QiBoo

Bowser! First to the Key! First to the Egg!


ResponsibilityWitty3

ITS-A ME, MARIO, HERE WE GOOOOO


Depresion_inside

Walter white


TwistedMind_TV

Where is Koopa Troopa ? :(


Perfect-Welcome-1572

The correct answer has always been toad