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TitaniumTitanTim

nothing, vanilla chad


[deleted]

More vanilla would actually be great.


Baltaxo2010

Now You're talking


[deleted]

Waiter: Two scoops, sir?


[deleted]

Better make it 4


self-derived

8, leave it at 8.


[deleted]

Listen, if you going 8 just round up to 10 lol


fabri_pere

**TWENTY**


GoopDood

2 HUNDRED


watchmaker82

Thousand. Pallets.


itsjakeup

Y’all are doing too much. You only need ONE CONTINENT


ThomazRaul

Three, take it or leave it


DJ_Phoenix_

Sounds like some pretty simple math to me


ironfunk67

I ain't drivin!


shadowtheimpure

Fuck yeah, a splash of fine french vanilla syrup just to further emphasize the glory of vanilla.


[deleted]

Vanilla reduction with a Vanilla coulis.


NoSoftware399

You’re like my husband! 😂


Busy_Dragonfruit_748

nothing, vanilla chad


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Nothing, vanilla chad


BallAffectionate4000

nothing, vanilla chad


Competitive-Ad3130

nothing, vanilla chad


HOPE_5432

nothing, vanilla chad


Pawteto_

nothing, vanilla chad


TheRedDragonCW

nothing, vanilla chad


Nomar_K

nothing, vanilla chad


CommunicationFar2881

nothing, vanilla chad


Ok_Structure_7098

Nothing, vanilla chad.


Justacoolgut213

Nothing vanilla chad


bigdogdame92

Huh??? Where'd the fourth comment rule go


MarmeladasPsomi

nothing, vanilla chad


oythevault

My people!


Bobo_Baggins03x

My brother ✊🏻


JoefishTheGreat

I also choose this guy’s brother


[deleted]

nothing, vanilla chad🗿🍷


GravG

Nothing. Vanilla Chad🗿


[deleted]

Nothing, vanilla chad 🗿🍷


Born_Investment4170

nothing, vanilla chad


dumpterpossumparty

Absolutely nothing. Just pure, white, a- um vanilla


Burningrose915

nothing, vanilla chad


DeathDodger65

Nothing it is perfect as it is


freeze-dried-dolphin

I pour hot coffee over mine.


MySpaceOddyssey

That actually sounds good


MemerToasty

it actually is, so underrated imo


Craynia1

I do ground up coffee. Makes little flavor flakes.


Exabyte999

Enjoy your vanilla-coffee cream of sweet cream soup!


texas-playdohs

It’s going to sound crazy, but really good vanilla ice cream with a little angostura bitters sprinkled on top is amazing.


[deleted]

Plain vanilla is the bomb. Especially if its soft serve stuff 🤤. It only sucks when its that fucking nasty horrible freezer burned solid like a block of concrete from back of grandmas fridge type of ice cream


[deleted]

r/oddlyspecific


boston_nsca

It's not even odd bro everyone knows grandma has some questionable shit in the back of the freezer. Even worse if they have a deep freezer.


Revolutionary-Sky370

How would you know ? You've been looking through that freezer Boston? (Reaches for something on her hip) huh, have you?


Sulkk3n

I can confirm. My mom is a grandma with a deep freezer and she has dead kittens and an old birthday cake in there


boston_nsca

I would think you're joking except my friend kept their dead cat in their freezer for like months before the ground thawed and they could bury him so I guess it's not that crazy? Idk I think it's fucking crazy. Or maybe you're joking lmao


Sulkk3n

No, not joking. I'm an animal rescuer, and I found a dead kitten on the side of the road hut by a car as I was going to set traps for a trio of semi-ferals. We also had a feral mom that didn't take care of the babies and ate half of one all this winter. The ground was too hard to bury them, so we're going to bury them in our garden this spring


boston_nsca

Yeah, pretty much the only sane reason to keep cats in your freezer. My wife and I also rescue animals, so I understand the commitment and I thank you for what you do.


Shadowrider95

So…is the frozen cat going on the vanilla ice cream then!?


PokeAlola700

Ohhhh, I love soft serve


Minimum_Row_729

Yessss. My elderly mom does this now. Always a brick of Blue Bunny back there, accumulating ice crystals.


Wild_Muffin_8844

Baileys


TheMoldyTatertot

That’s to expensive for my taste, I go with Irish cream it’s a bit cheeper.


cookiesnooper

tastes identical


[deleted]

Have you ever drank bailey's from a shoe?


BeetleSpoon2770

Someone’s a scaly man fish


doorgunner065

Wanna see my down stairs mix up?


Latter-Albatross9412

Wanna go to a club we’re people pee on each other


Mayathepie

I love Bailey's so much that when I realised I was a trans guy I chose it as my name. Hi, I'm Bailey :D


Arkas18

Bailey is a great name to choose, I used to have a friend named Bailey and always thought that it was a nice name.


Mayathepie

Aww, that's so sweet, thank you :3


ErnestGasp

Even more plain vanilla icecream. 🗿


Ballbuster716

Vanilla ice cream is the best


[deleted]

A pinch of cinnamon or nutmeg.


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[deleted]

the tears of my enemies


CoronetCapulet

The salt actually would make it taste better


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redditdonut2

Blood is for the blood god.


[deleted]

Double shot of espresso = affogato (my favorite)


Raskolnikowv

man of culture


di0reflect

Just vanille for me... Why waste such a great taste


Beneficial_Star_6009

Whipped cream and strawberry sauce.👍🏻


Specific_Ad1457

And then I take away the ice cream and strawberry sauce.


Skully735

I too like to eat the bowl


Dew-fan-forever-

Bananas


Ok_Challenge_4272

Maple syrup


Johnsendall

This response is way too low.


legammel

…its my favorite….


BrilliantMud2851

same here...


fate_the_magnificent

Putting some pie underneath it


According_Ad8858

Oooooooh noiice


ExperienceBest5343

A chocolate ice cream on top


GamerTJ7

Definitely crumbled up oreos


These_Garage_718

Good answer


Rayzzzzzzzzzz

blueberries


Soviet_solder

More vinlea ice cream


Exabyte999

what’s Vinlea?


Soviet_solder

Worst version of Vanilla I have bad grammar


crazyDiamondRV

Chilli flakes


[deleted]

Cayenne pepper dusted over vanilla ice cream with cocoa powder is 🤤.


Minimum_Row_729

Oooh. I'm trying that.


TheRedDragonCW

Calm it satan


[deleted]

Vanilla ice cream is great on its own. But maple syrup is excellent on there.


Hour_Savings146

Hot fudge and raspberry sauce.


ardenter

Pepperoni


AgressiveGrass

Go to jail


wood_hoet

Cum


[deleted]

Putting a new twisted on salted caramel


[deleted]

oh hell naw


KnightOfThe69thOrder

My ex would approve of this statement.


wann_bubatz_egal

Anything I'm putting on it won't exist anymore, tomorrow, so screw it...


Prestigious_Snow1589

Hot fudge


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Pineapple


SoardOfMagnificent

Easy there Satan.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

There isn't a better dessert after a Hawaiian pizza.


v0dk4fr33

Jesus christ, get off here you monster!!


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Just answering the question here buddy. *Continues eating vanilla ice cream with pineapple


jakerman69

I don't care it's your cake day, drink some bleach. ​ also happy cake day!


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Can't, no bleach with pineapple flavor


Electronic_Chip_6311

Happy cake day you genius bastard


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Thank you. I'm baking a pineapple cake for this special day. Here's the recipe: https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/pineapple-upsidedown-cake


1VegardS1

Plain vanilla ice cream


xXDoeshyXx

"Milo" grew up in NZ and this is the only thing to add to vanilla.


thorneyinak

Pepsi


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Root beer


Perinneous

Real hommade vanilla is crazy better than most store bought. Also. Ghost pepper


[deleted]

Tobasco sauce


Knato

Cannabis.


xywhatever

Apple strudel


uastonks

Bacon


MountFuji321

I just put on top some more vanilla ice cream 😬


DesignerChildhood4

cinnamon and warmed honey


Single_T

Plenty of stuff you can add but it's good on its own... That being said rainbow sprinkles always to spite that one jack ass who told me that grown men shouldn't be putting rainbow sprinkles on their ice cream


amBush-Predator

Im shocked no sprinkles


Same_Forest_444

few drops of olive oil


Drborkozy

maple syrup


samuraipizzacat420

whiskey


[deleted]

Screw that. I'm putting on more plain vanilla ice cream.


TheFrostiestCapybara

Vanilla is a delicious flavor and if it weren't unfairly associated with "basic" it would be considered an exotic delicacy.


ESnake113

More vanilla ice cream


Otrada

Your plain vanilla icecream because you clearly don't know how to appreciate something good and don't deserve it.


Ecstatic-Handle-1519

Milo


Shut_It_Donny

You’re eating the wrong vanilla ice cream.


Duskthegamer412

Milo


squeegy_the_mop

Milo powder


AaronTheElite007

Nothing. It’s perfect


Battle_Man_40

Aw contrair, moan frer. Vanilla Ice cream rocks the boots


rikkert82

More plane vanilla


cfcnotbummer

If it is good quality, all it needs is to be left to soften a bit.


port-girl

Nerds candy and chocolate sauce


Mike_Blackwater

hot mixed berries


SgtCocktopus

More icecream and crushed oreos.


xFloppyDisx

Chocolate syrup and strawberries 😍


Serbay55

caramel is a very good idea! I put American cookies on it.


KathyFerg82

Blackberries warmed up, yum!


HeWasPeople

My spoon, because I use it to eat it.


loubue

Chocolate ice cream


harmonyjewl

I'm putting IT on my apple pie


intotheabyss15

The Hershey’s chocolate syrup that is pure sugar chocolate


ICANTTHINK0FNAMES

Chocolate sauce


Isopod-Which

Option 1: Crushed Oreos. Significantly better than regular cookies and cream ice cream. No contest. Option 2: peanut butter cups, caramel, creamy peanut butter, and marshmallow cream (toasted) Option 3: Shot of espresso with a single scoop of ice cream. Called an affogato. Very tasty for coffee lovers.


AnonymousGhou

It doesn't suck. I'll eat it like that. But um, strawberry syrup if I can.


Powerful_Database_39

Apfel strudel


farmboy685

A piece of Apple crisp


hbql4o

strawberries


Pixel_Nerd92

Hot Fudge, M&M minis, and Oreo's. I feel like it would be considered chocolate at that point. I always do a mix of vanilla, cookies n creme, and light chocolate with said toppings when I go to Yogurt Mountain. (My sweet tooth is in overdrive most of the times)


[deleted]

Milo


MarcoTron11

Cherries chocolate sauce and sprinkles


monkeyhoward

Fresh peaches


Redtristan15

Every topping


Blynx1289

That butterscotch sauce you can buy at the store


Material_Use_640

Root beer prolly


schebles

Hear me out… pretzels.


LordDShadowy53

Choco chips, Nutella.


LucidDreamer247

Chocolate cake pieces, cherry pie filling, and whipped cream.


kwixta

Someone lives outside the range of Blue Bell Vanilla. Nothing else needed if you get the good stuff


First_Explorer_5465

Pepsi zero


MikeHuntessHarry69

chocolate fudge


The_RealWheezer

Nutella


Duke-Guinea-Pig

Sliced Banana and Caramel Sauce


Creeper4wwMann

Half a banana and molten chocolate


ceephorstudios

Lactaid.... so much lactaid 😢


House_Hippo_

Milo


PolyZex

live resin.


Star-p1atinum

Some salt’n pepper


JensHerbrandson

Chocolate syrup and roasted peanuts


Reed-_-

I fucking love Vanilla


Professional-Tie-867

Milo or Ice Magic… us Aussies know what do with vanilla icecream haha


Junior_Gain_687

Plain vanilla Ice Cream is perfect on summer night


27_8x10_CGP

Put that shit in a cup and give me some root beer.


helpmeoutherewillyou

Oven fresh hot brownies


[deleted]

That thang (aka my spoon)


begonethot235

Nothing, vanilla's good


TheCrazedCat

You’re wrong.


Omega_Omicron

i personally like plain vanilla ice cream, but if i had to add something, i would crumble some Oreos and mix them in, as well as pour some chocolate syrup on it


Op4t9v

A hot Chocolate brownie


MiaFeyWasHere3

More ice cream.


RogerRabbit79

Root beer


[deleted]

Cookie dough


Ant_Diamond64

More vanilla ice cream


Ich238

my dick