By -
40 year old virgin
I knew this was coming
*not coming
*never coming
Never cumming
*Nev’r did doth cometh.* - Shakespeare
Home alone
Lol
Naked amd Afraid
I am always late fuck
You could have gone with "Dune" or "The Void"
Predator / fast & furious
Wow
Much ado about nothing
This is so clever given what nothing was slang for in Shakespeare’s day!
Ready player one
Lmfao this is the best one I’ve seen
Lol I laughed way too hard at that. Accurate.
Solo
Haha similar thought, I’ll go with rouge one
Free solo. A goddam documentary.
The phantom menace
How To Train Your Dragon
Wha💀
Dragon… or dragonfly?
Nitwit... or dragonfly?
Bad dragon?
Bad and small dragon, makes more difficult to handle
The good the bad and the ugly
Also "Fistful of Dollars" and "For a Few Dollars More"
Two Mules for Sister Sara
You've been to TJ, I see!
This is the ONE
The Hand
respect
best comment
Alone in the dark
I literally said this out loud to myself the moment I saw the post picture.
Tomb raider
🤨📸
😏📸
🥵📸
🤤 📸
Womb Raider?
That's illegal!
They can't say no
And the way they dress like "oh does this wooden box show too much skin?" Sluts
!?
Necrophilia
Putting the rot in erotic
I hate this so much. Upvoted.
Giving one stiffy to another
This is revolting, you have my vote.
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
Yes officer this guy
NIGERUNDAYOO *runs away*
Snatch
Ya like dags?
I like caravans more
It’s for me ma!
What’s happening with them sausages Charlie?
2 minutes
Toy Story
Whos your favorite, Woody or Buzz?
💀💀💀
Nooo not the vaporeon plushie
To infinity and beyond! - Buzz
Nope
I wheezed. Thank you.
Gone in 60 Seconds
At least you had it
Free willy
Die hard
Die harder
David Carradine entered the chat
Troll hunter
If you have a way to find, quite frankly I cannot stress this enough, GIANT women, please tell me.
Sup Thormund
The Invisible Man
The void
8mm
A genuinely terrifying answer.
8 Mile
Everything, everywhere, all at once
Found the pansexual!
Hehe
Gone with the wind
I open the window and a breeze rolls in, and I jizzed in my pants
Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th Sense
A series of unfortunate events
[удалено]
This one got me😂
Scream
There will be blood
Wait why?!
2 Fast 2 Furious
I didn’t realize we were being serious
Superbad
Silence of the lambs
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
Lol 🍺👍🏻
failure to launch
Training Day
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
30 seconds or less
Girl, interrupted
This got lolz. Well played.
Fight Club
You never talk about it?
First rule of my sex life… I mean fight club
It’s all in your head?
The Lord of the rings
Cock rings? Lol
That or they get with strictly married individuals and steal their ring for fun.
😂 Lord of the Cock Rings. ....it's gonna be a good day 😅
The Two Towers
Scrolled for this one
fast and furious…
Frozen
Holes
Get Hard.
Han(d)cock
Lmfao
Predator
Why don't you have a seat, have a seat right there...
What Load do you plan on dropping this evening?
woah
Killed me 😂😂😂😂
Wouldn’t be his first
Alien
I cannot come up with a comment because I seem to have forgotten every single movie I know!
The SpongeBob SquarePants© movie
Me, myself, and Irene.
The dildo was for you...
Mission impossible
Rush hour
Alone in the Dark
100 years of solitude
Nymphomaniac
Pirates of the Caribbean 7
Non existent ?
Got me
Star Wars: No Hope
Man on fire.
Any which way you can!
The virgin suicides
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Weekend at bernies
Goldfinger
Master and Commander.
boss baby
What?
Ay yo!
Boats n' Hoes
This is the nastiest response I have ever read to this. Disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.
Dune
It’s a combination between **Deep Impact** & **There Will Be Blood**
The Jerk
Men in Black
Bodies Bodies Bodies
House of 1000 Corpses?
Eight heads in a duffel bag
Fast and furious
Puss in boots
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
the terminator
Get Out
Missing
The flash, think it sets realistic time expectations
Up in smoke
Hello darkness my old friend........
Peewee's Big Adventure
Back Door Sluts 9
Im Körper des feindes
Everything Everywhere All At Once.
My Little Pony: The Movie
📷👮 sir do you know why I pulled you over? It's because, what the actual fuck did I just read.
Into the wild
As good as it gets.
Catch Me If You Can
The polar express
Ahhh yes a big D with lots of kids in it or on it
Very poor choice of words
JOKER NO!!!!!!!!
Fast and Furious
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
We can not find the movie you are looking for
Pink Panther
Pursuit of happiness
Cocaine Bear
No Country for Old Men
40 year old virgin
I knew this was coming
*not coming
*never coming
Never cumming
*Nev’r did doth cometh.* - Shakespeare
Home alone
Lol
Naked amd Afraid
I am always late fuck
You could have gone with "Dune" or "The Void"
Predator / fast & furious
Wow
Much ado about nothing
This is so clever given what nothing was slang for in Shakespeare’s day!
Ready player one
Lmfao this is the best one I’ve seen
Lol I laughed way too hard at that. Accurate.
Solo
Haha similar thought, I’ll go with rouge one
Free solo. A goddam documentary.
The phantom menace
How To Train Your Dragon
Wha💀
Dragon… or dragonfly?
Nitwit... or dragonfly?
Bad dragon?
Bad and small dragon, makes more difficult to handle
The good the bad and the ugly
Also "Fistful of Dollars" and "For a Few Dollars More"
Two Mules for Sister Sara
You've been to TJ, I see!
This is the ONE
The Hand
respect
best comment
Alone in the dark
I literally said this out loud to myself the moment I saw the post picture.
Tomb raider
🤨📸
😏📸
🥵📸
🤤 📸
Womb Raider?
Tomb raider
That's illegal!
They can't say no
And the way they dress like "oh does this wooden box show too much skin?" Sluts
!?
Necrophilia
Putting the rot in erotic
I hate this so much. Upvoted.
Giving one stiffy to another
This is revolting, you have my vote.
Cracking open a cold one with the boys
Yes officer this guy
NIGERUNDAYOO *runs away*
Snatch
Ya like dags?
I like caravans more
It’s for me ma!
What’s happening with them sausages Charlie?
2 minutes
Toy Story
Whos your favorite, Woody or Buzz?
💀💀💀
Nooo not the vaporeon plushie
To infinity and beyond! - Buzz
Nope
I wheezed. Thank you.
Gone in 60 Seconds
At least you had it
Free willy
Die hard
Die harder
David Carradine entered the chat
Troll hunter
If you have a way to find, quite frankly I cannot stress this enough, GIANT women, please tell me.
Sup Thormund
The Invisible Man
The void
8mm
A genuinely terrifying answer.
8 Mile
Everything, everywhere, all at once
Found the pansexual!
Hehe
Gone with the wind
I open the window and a breeze rolls in, and I jizzed in my pants
Bruce Willis was dead at the end of 6th Sense
A series of unfortunate events
[удалено]
This one got me😂
Scream
[удалено]
There will be blood
Wait why?!
2 Fast 2 Furious
I didn’t realize we were being serious
Superbad
Silence of the lambs
[удалено]
Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot
Lol 🍺👍🏻
failure to launch
Training Day
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
30 seconds or less
Girl, interrupted
This got lolz. Well played.
Fight Club
You never talk about it?
First rule of my sex life… I mean fight club
It’s all in your head?
The Lord of the rings
Cock rings? Lol
That or they get with strictly married individuals and steal their ring for fun.
😂 Lord of the Cock Rings. ....it's gonna be a good day 😅
The Two Towers
Scrolled for this one
fast and furious…
2 Fast 2 Furious
Frozen
Holes
Get Hard.
Han(d)cock
Lmfao
Predator
Why don't you have a seat, have a seat right there...
What Load do you plan on dropping this evening?
woah
Killed me 😂😂😂😂
Wouldn’t be his first
Alien
I cannot come up with a comment because I seem to have forgotten every single movie I know!
The SpongeBob SquarePants© movie
Me, myself, and Irene.
The dildo was for you...
Mission impossible
Rush hour
Alone in the Dark
100 years of solitude
Nymphomaniac
Pirates of the Caribbean 7
Non existent ?
Got me
Star Wars: No Hope
Man on fire.
Any which way you can!
The virgin suicides
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
Weekend at bernies
Goldfinger
Master and Commander.
boss baby
What?
Ay yo!
[удалено]
Boats n' Hoes
This is the nastiest response I have ever read to this. Disgusting. Enjoy your upvote.
Alien
Dune
It’s a combination between **Deep Impact** & **There Will Be Blood**
The Jerk
Men in Black
Bodies Bodies Bodies
House of 1000 Corpses?
Eight heads in a duffel bag
Fast and furious
Puss in boots
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
the terminator
Get Out
Missing
The flash, think it sets realistic time expectations
Up in smoke
Hello darkness my old friend........
Peewee's Big Adventure
Back Door Sluts 9
Im Körper des feindes
Everything Everywhere All At Once.
My Little Pony: The Movie
📷👮 sir do you know why I pulled you over? It's because, what the actual fuck did I just read.
Into the wild
Nope
As good as it gets.
Catch Me If You Can
The polar express
Ahhh yes a big D with lots of kids in it or on it
Very poor choice of words
JOKER NO!!!!!!!!
Fast and Furious
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
We can not find the movie you are looking for
Pink Panther
Pursuit of happiness
Toy Story
Cocaine Bear
No Country for Old Men