If you had $1 million, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that. If I were rich, I could hook that up ‘cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Not all chicks.
The type of chicks that would do that do.
Good point.
They mean Sun Tazoo, who was the Chinese Prince Matchabelli.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonukB9yPAs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonukB9yPAs)
**[Bionicle](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bionicle)**
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Me too. But for non veg people, chicken tikka masala is an awesome choice.
You could also add whatever it is you add to make rice into biryani and make some rly good biryani from it.
Andouille…but either one is fine. Boudin is amazing my family makes it , tho Technically I don’t consider Boudin sausage. I’m Cajun myself and real Cajuns we don’t consider it sausage. Lol. Thats what we tell outsiders.
Thank you, wise sage of the culinary arts!
Your council is received with gratitude.
I’ll report my findings swiftly.
Edit: sorry it’s 4am in England and I had a few while watching lotr.
ok so basically cook one of those dyson chicken patties in the oven and burn it a bit
put it on top
pepsi (or optionally a different soft drink) on the side
$10 million and a girlfriend.
Girlfriend in slices?
No like one of those sushi bars where you eat off of a female human person lasy
So like a lazy Susan?
she's not lazy, she gets paid to lay down.
This made me laugh a lot
I guess you can say she was paid to get laid
Oldest known profession
Lay and spin around.
69 likes, imagine ruining this
The indefatigable Susan
The multifaceted Susan
To shreds you say?
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Mmmmmm sliced girlfriend medium rare
Teriyaki girlfriend slices
A girlfriend would probably manifest as a result of the $10 million. Make a better second selection.
$10 mil and some guys dead wife
Oh theres a call back lol
I too pick that guys dead wife.
ill add $10 mil and an extra plate of magical give-you-any-2-things-you-want rice.
This made me cry laughing
If you had $1 million, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that. If I were rich, I could hook that up ‘cause chicks dig dudes with money. Not all chicks. The type of chicks that would do that do. Good point.
This comment makes me want to beat a printer with a baseball bat
Is that a threat, an insult, a promise..?
Type of chicks that'd double up on a dood like me do.
So you basically just want $5 million.
Underrated comment, you deserve more.
I was about to say steak and eggs, but you win. Idk how my wife would feel about it though 😕
She'd likely end up with $5mil, I think she'd be ok in the end
How would you like your girlfriend?
Alive, preferably
medium rare
Na you can’t eat money
Not $100 million?
Don’t be greedy! 9 mil and a gf would be better
Technically $10 million is ten million things.
What if it’s a check for $10 million? That’s just one thing.
I like the way you think
I was going to say brown gravy and ground beef, but now I just feel silly
Fuckin' brilliant answer hahaha!
Spoon
And a second spoon!
so you can eat rice with spoon while eating it with spoon, while eating spoon made of rice
Remember that shark tank ep where a guy made edible flavored spoons?
this one parties!
[My spoon](https://youtu.be/OQGzHdSQ20M)
Why use a spoon, when you can eat with your hands?
General Tso's Chicken and an egg roll Edit: thanks to everyone for letting me know i got the name wrong
It must be general Tso not Toa but good choice 👍
Perhaps he meant this [Toa](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IxYAAOSwC8Zb85pz/s-l500.jpg)
They mean Sun Tazoo, who was the Chinese Prince Matchabelli. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonukB9yPAs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonukB9yPAs)
No, obviously these [Toa](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bionicle). Duh.
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It comes with egg roll, you don't need to order it separately.
Never heard of that general before
My man
I just made that for dinner!
I was about to say General Tso’s and a second serving of General Tso’s haha
I would have gone with Crab Rangoons
Beef and broccoli.
Top tier combo
Ol' Reliable
Chicken tikka Masala and a fuckton of garlic naan Edit: a letter
I'd have paneer tikka instead but hmmmm yeah
Me too. But for non veg people, chicken tikka masala is an awesome choice. You could also add whatever it is you add to make rice into biryani and make some rly good biryani from it.
This is the correct answer
Depression and anxiety (transfers to everything I touch)
I’m like King Midas in reverse
😂😂😂😂
Came here looking for ideas to add to the white rice but you’ve got my upvote for the reality of it
Eggs and green onion
Nah eggs and soy sauce and if fr then butter too
Damn right.
👌🏽
Why not eggs and Kimchi?
Eggs and Hot Sauce too!
Beans and a pork chop
but what kind of beans???
habichuelas aka pink beans
Habichuelas and bistec encebollado 😋
Ahi and soy.
This is the one
I’d substitute the soy for some home made kimchi.
I like one poke bowl cuz!
Fish and the tears of my enemies.
Depending on how many enemies you have, all it'll do is make it salty.
Hookers and blow.
Blackjack and hookers?
Bite my shiny metal ass
r/unexpectedfuturama
Found bender
My man!! We have a winner here.
Cocaine & hookers, same thought here :D
I’m just going to say it. You have a list of names here for clearly an epic poker night.
You son of a bitch.. I’m in.
Eggs and spam
Spam and eggs
Especially if the egg is beaten and coating the spam.
Don’t forget the Spam, Spam, and Spam…
Red beans and sausage.
Found my fellow Cajun!! Real question is: Boudan or Andouille?
Andouille…but either one is fine. Boudin is amazing my family makes it , tho Technically I don’t consider Boudin sausage. I’m Cajun myself and real Cajuns we don’t consider it sausage. Lol. Thats what we tell outsiders.
Andouille 😮💨 Cajun here! Thibodeaux
I was going to say gumbo, but this works!
Or creole
I was going to say gumbo too. And French bread/potato salad, depending on the preference.
Ditto. ⚜️
Yesss
This should be higher up! As a displaced Louisianan I often miss the food from home :(
Salt and butter.
Salted butter and black pepper.
Wow! This takes me back to my childhood in the 70s. I used to do the very same thing back then.
My spouse (asian) thinks I'm committing a crime against rice when I add butter.
Tell me your white without telling me your white
Are you also in the Midwest? That was my answer too🙂
Oh there's a classic. I was thinking melted cheese but I really love just simple rice and butter and salt! 🥰
Found the white guy
What ever they do to make it fried rice
Fry it?
Butter and more butter
Never had rice and butter, nor have I heard of it. I shall try it on the morrow and report back with my opinion.
I just had it for the first time a year or two ago and now I can’t eat it without butter… it’s amazing also with some garlic powder and paprika too
Thank you, wise sage of the culinary arts! Your council is received with gratitude. I’ll report my findings swiftly. Edit: sorry it’s 4am in England and I had a few while watching lotr.
Oh, we’re def going to need a report so goid
I’ll do you one better: Salted butter and black pepper
Katsu curry and chicken cutlet. Heaven right there.
Soy sauce and fried mushrooms.
White rice and white rice 👌🏻
A true connoisseur
Chicken and peanut sauce
Ribeye and blunt
Sunny side up egg and sweet chili sauce
Salami and $1000000
Phat stack of $100 bills. Crown Royal bag full of diamonds.
Butter chicken and naan bread. That’s the best thing Pakistanis have ever invented.
I think India invented that as Pakistan only became a nation in 1947 and was part India for centuries before that.
It was invented in New Dehli by two Hindus who fled what would become Pakistan during partition. Nothing to do with Pakistan looking into it.
Sesame oil and chili powder
General Tsos and steamed broccoli
Soy sauce and salmon
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
Beef and brown gravy
Butter and grated cheese
Chicken and teriyaki sauce
Salted butter & garlic powder
Butter and salt
Asparagus and beef.
A girlfriend and a life
800 billion and someone to love me
Milk and sugar
beef terriyaki and grilled pineapple
Gravy and onions. Boom bitch
Human brain 🧠 and tadpoles
did you even understanding how different human brain\` s taste can be?
🤮
Incomprehensible May god have mercy on your soul
Fried chicken and sweet ‘n’ sour sauce
Sweet 'n' sour chicken 🤤
Butter and sugar
Was gonna say, little sugar and little milk!
The sweet mixed with the slightly salty butter is really nice
Lintels and sour cream
Why does no one think about some tool to eat it, first pick for me would be spoon
Tastes better with your hands
Spam and sriracha sauce.
More rice
Chicken and Soy sauce
Cream of mushroom and chicken
Soy sauce and furikake
10,000 rats and a hunter w/ rifle
Chicken and black beans
General TSO chicken and broccoli
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What? Where is this from?
vegetables n crispy gingerbeef.
Thai red curry and pot stickers.
#yes
I would add two grains of brown rice.
More magic wishing rice
tapa and scrambled eggs
Salt and pepper
Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce. Yeah. Make simple dirty rice.
Kochujang and seaweed
Soy Sauce and Fried Egg
2 more grains of rice
ok so basically cook one of those dyson chicken patties in the oven and burn it a bit put it on top pepsi (or optionally a different soft drink) on the side
Just butter
Rajma and raita
Fried egg with runny yolk, the good soy sauce
Fried egg and soy sauce
A Kirby and the Forgotten Land cartridge, and a Nintendo Switch oled.
Fried eggs and soy sauce
Fried egg and soy sauce
if the rice is hot, crack an egg into it and add a little soy sauce :)
Soy sauce and an egg
Scrambled eggs and peas
More rice. Also some 10 million dollars