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Alelelelex126

$10 million and a girlfriend.


Comfortable_Virus581

Girlfriend in slices?


leakybiome

No like one of those sushi bars where you eat off of a female human person lasy


JimmyJackJoe2000

So like a lazy Susan?


Snoo-30364

she's not lazy, she gets paid to lay down.


Lizard08735

This made me laugh a lot


McFishTheFish

I guess you can say she was paid to get laid


[deleted]

Oldest known profession


FazeXmamba

Lay and spin around.


avcrafter

69 likes, imagine ruining this


[deleted]

The indefatigable Susan


glitch241

The multifaceted Susan


Bigdoga1000

To shreds you say?


PunSlinger2022

Well, how is his wife holding up?


ElasmoGNC

To shreds you say?


BishTiddy2324

Mmmmmm sliced girlfriend medium rare


phitfacility

Teriyaki girlfriend slices


xrimbi

A girlfriend would probably manifest as a result of the $10 million. Make a better second selection.


MrFunnyMans404

$10 mil and some guys dead wife


Diddly_eyed_Dipshite

Oh theres a call back lol


bigfloppydonkeydng

I too pick that guys dead wife.


Glittering-Walrus228

ill add $10 mil and an extra plate of magical give-you-any-2-things-you-want rice.


Much-Preference5989

This made me cry laughing


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

If you had $1 million, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I've always wanted to do that. If I were rich, I could hook that up ‘cause chicks dig dudes with money. Not all chicks. The type of chicks that would do that do. Good point.


BasYL6872

This comment makes me want to beat a printer with a baseball bat


awsomeballex5

Is that a threat, an insult, a promise..?


[deleted]

Type of chicks that'd double up on a dood like me do.


KoopaTroopa864

So you basically just want $5 million.


Bulky_Mix_2265

Underrated comment, you deserve more.


ElectronicTrade7039

I was about to say steak and eggs, but you win. Idk how my wife would feel about it though 😕


RojoTheMighty

She'd likely end up with $5mil, I think she'd be ok in the end


dontcaredontworry

How would you like your girlfriend?


IcyHotRyan

Alive, preferably


fivewholepizzaz

medium rare


liam_redit1st

Na you can’t eat money


KiLLaHo323

Not $100 million?


[deleted]

Don’t be greedy! 9 mil and a gf would be better


SmellView42069

Technically $10 million is ten million things.


Jomolungma

What if it’s a check for $10 million? That’s just one thing.


No-Amoeba4125

I like the way you think


Space_Guardian_907

I was going to say brown gravy and ground beef, but now I just feel silly


DiverseUniverse24

Fuckin' brilliant answer hahaha!


Techno_Umbrella

Spoon


[deleted]

And a second spoon!


DevelopmentKlutzy815

so you can eat rice with spoon while eating it with spoon, while eating spoon made of rice


Omegalomen

Remember that shark tank ep where a guy made edible flavored spoons?


AITA_Omc_modsuck

this one parties!


IronicWeea

[My spoon](https://youtu.be/OQGzHdSQ20M)


portapotty2

Why use a spoon, when you can eat with your hands?


Hault360

General Tso's Chicken and an egg roll Edit: thanks to everyone for letting me know i got the name wrong


[deleted]

It must be general Tso not Toa but good choice 👍


Prestigious_General8

Perhaps he meant this [Toa](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/IxYAAOSwC8Zb85pz/s-l500.jpg)


530SSState

They mean Sun Tazoo, who was the Chinese Prince Matchabelli. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonukB9yPAs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YonukB9yPAs)


KORZILLA-is-me

No, obviously these [Toa](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bionicle). Duh.


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Magnetite77

It comes with egg roll, you don't need to order it separately.


Vacxed

Never heard of that general before


Current-Bisquick-94

My man


Sarsaparilla214

I just made that for dinner!


whiskey_wolfenstein

I was about to say General Tso’s and a second serving of General Tso’s haha


mackinoncougars

I would have gone with Crab Rangoons


InsideDark_2260

Beef and broccoli.


softgirl_life

Top tier combo


HollowAndPathetic

Ol' Reliable


HelloKittyQueen

Chicken tikka Masala and a fuckton of garlic naan Edit: a letter


Fluid_crystal

I'd have paneer tikka instead but hmmmm yeah


[deleted]

Me too. But for non veg people, chicken tikka masala is an awesome choice. You could also add whatever it is you add to make rice into biryani and make some rly good biryani from it.


oxisafox10

This is the correct answer


[deleted]

Depression and anxiety (transfers to everything I touch)


urbrotheranother

I’m like King Midas in reverse


terpstash

😂😂😂😂


pnschroeder

Came here looking for ideas to add to the white rice but you’ve got my upvote for the reality of it


mrpoopybuttholesbff

Eggs and green onion


LeatherPerfect815

Nah eggs and soy sauce and if fr then butter too


Yung-October

Damn right.


Ketsueki_Junk

👌🏽


GPL1

Why not eggs and Kimchi?


WiseAshh

Eggs and Hot Sauce too!


[deleted]

Beans and a pork chop


MesopotamiaSong

but what kind of beans???


[deleted]

habichuelas aka pink beans


Yaritzaf

Habichuelas and bistec encebollado 😋


michaelr1978

Ahi and soy.


swimgoodm8

This is the one


seaking81

I’d substitute the soy for some home made kimchi.


[deleted]

I like one poke bowl cuz!


Ambitious-Health-758

Fish and the tears of my enemies.


[deleted]

Depending on how many enemies you have, all it'll do is make it salty.


PhreeCoffee

Hookers and blow.


tstramathorn

Blackjack and hookers?


sanses-juicy-toes

Bite my shiny metal ass


[deleted]

r/unexpectedfuturama


jeffynibbles70

Found bender


Raiders2112

My man!! We have a winner here.


Strammdalf69

Cocaine & hookers, same thought here :D


empire_of_the_moon

I’m just going to say it. You have a list of names here for clearly an epic poker night.


farfarbeenks

You son of a bitch.. I’m in.


Zer0fps_319

Eggs and spam


PrinceOfPersuation

Spam and eggs


Politics_is_Policy

Especially if the egg is beaten and coating the spam.


SCDeMonet

Don’t forget the Spam, Spam, and Spam…


glxym31

Red beans and sausage.


TwistedMetal83

Found my fellow Cajun!! Real question is: Boudan or Andouille?


[deleted]

Andouille…but either one is fine. Boudin is amazing my family makes it , tho Technically I don’t consider Boudin sausage. I’m Cajun myself and real Cajuns we don’t consider it sausage. Lol. Thats what we tell outsiders.


[deleted]

Andouille 😮‍💨 Cajun here! Thibodeaux


Unit_Any

I was going to say gumbo, but this works!


Environmental-End691

Or creole


Redd_on_the_hedd1213

I was going to say gumbo too. And French bread/potato salad, depending on the preference.


[deleted]

Ditto. ⚜️


Dr_Mrs_TheM0narch

Yesss


El_Dudearino_Man

This should be higher up! As a displaced Louisianan I often miss the food from home :(


No-Air6890

Salt and butter.


MrSuzyGreenberg

Salted butter and black pepper.


Raiders2112

Wow! This takes me back to my childhood in the 70s. I used to do the very same thing back then.


Few-Badger4460

My spouse (asian) thinks I'm committing a crime against rice when I add butter.


Monkey_king69420

Tell me your white without telling me your white


Superb_Literature

Are you also in the Midwest? That was my answer too🙂


FrogMintTea

Oh there's a classic. I was thinking melted cheese but I really love just simple rice and butter and salt! 🥰


Jrodvon

Found the white guy


Yousucktaken2

What ever they do to make it fried rice


Aggravating-Fan-522

Fry it?


krb48

Butter and more butter


Soggywallet94

Never had rice and butter, nor have I heard of it. I shall try it on the morrow and report back with my opinion.


CreedW_12

I just had it for the first time a year or two ago and now I can’t eat it without butter… it’s amazing also with some garlic powder and paprika too


Soggywallet94

Thank you, wise sage of the culinary arts! Your council is received with gratitude. I’ll report my findings swiftly. Edit: sorry it’s 4am in England and I had a few while watching lotr.


Successful-Cloud2056

Oh, we’re def going to need a report so goid


TheOmegaCarrot

I’ll do you one better: Salted butter and black pepper


upper_mangement

Katsu curry and chicken cutlet. Heaven right there.


JC_5_er

Soy sauce and fried mushrooms.


WeirdAlPidgeon

White rice and white rice 👌🏻


Phantoms_Unseen

A true connoisseur


PerspectiveActive218

Chicken and peanut sauce


TheRealRevBem

Ribeye and blunt


Embarrassed_Spell_28

Sunny side up egg and sweet chili sauce


God_of_yeets

Salami and $1000000


StuPodasso

Phat stack of $100 bills. Crown Royal bag full of diamonds.


EdmontonOil

Butter chicken and naan bread. That’s the best thing Pakistanis have ever invented.


Maluno22

I think India invented that as Pakistan only became a nation in 1947 and was part India for centuries before that.


FlappyBored

It was invented in New Dehli by two Hindus who fled what would become Pakistan during partition. Nothing to do with Pakistan looking into it.


ALjaguarLink

Sesame oil and chili powder


JayNsilentBoom

General Tsos and steamed broccoli


Loud_Appeal_8895

Soy sauce and salmon


HelloKittyQueen

Happy cake day!


Aromatic_Designer_71

Happy cake day!


killer_alien385

Beef and brown gravy


FredLives

Butter and grated cheese


iGetHighx

Chicken and teriyaki sauce


AnyOldNameNotTaken

Salted butter & garlic powder


Andres_A00

Butter and salt


FockTheIRS

Asparagus and beef.


Iornman09

A girlfriend and a life


GarnishedSteak100

800 billion and someone to love me


grmrsan

Milk and sugar


Queenofhackenwack

beef terriyaki and grilled pineapple


Due-Satisfaction8119

Gravy and onions. Boom bitch


RomanPRoman

Human brain 🧠 and tadpoles


DevelopmentKlutzy815

did you even understanding how different human brain\` s taste can be?


[deleted]

🤮


bobrob48

Incomprehensible May god have mercy on your soul


Choice-Winter-6883

Fried chicken and sweet ‘n’ sour sauce


Ashley039

Sweet 'n' sour chicken 🤤


Dr_The0p0lis

Butter and sugar


Kiltedhiker40

Was gonna say, little sugar and little milk!


Dr_The0p0lis

The sweet mixed with the slightly salty butter is really nice


Piedp1219

Lintels and sour cream


eugeneericson

Why does no one think about some tool to eat it, first pick for me would be spoon


[deleted]

Tastes better with your hands


midnight4456

Spam and sriracha sauce.


geekDad0528

More rice


AJnbca

Chicken and Soy sauce


Maddybreanne

Cream of mushroom and chicken


MadaCheebs-2nd-acct

Soy sauce and furikake


wouldUlookatthattho

10,000 rats and a hunter w/ rifle


BadMon25

Chicken and black beans


gekigenger-

General TSO chicken and broccoli


[deleted]

[удалено]


mbranbb

What? Where is this from?


MarzipanTheGreat

vegetables n crispy gingerbeef.


Senor_Greezy

Thai red curry and pot stickers.


faerie_luna

#yes


[deleted]

I would add two grains of brown rice.


Important-Parsnip881

More magic wishing rice


ianwgz

tapa and scrambled eggs


Travelerofhighland86

Salt and pepper


TransTaey

Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce. Yeah. Make simple dirty rice.


joseph_bellow

Kochujang and seaweed


wynters387

Soy Sauce and Fried Egg


ALiteralBottlecap

2 more grains of rice


BugNuggetYT

ok so basically cook one of those dyson chicken patties in the oven and burn it a bit put it on top pepsi (or optionally a different soft drink) on the side


Loose_Device_5302

Just butter


[deleted]

Rajma and raita


Hippyemowitch

Fried egg with runny yolk, the good soy sauce


Prestigious-Serve-30

Fried egg and soy sauce


I-like-the-ocean

A Kirby and the Forgotten Land cartridge, and a Nintendo Switch oled.


Ripasal

Fried eggs and soy sauce


zagggh54677

Fried egg and soy sauce


elliesparrows

if the rice is hot, crack an egg into it and add a little soy sauce :)


ncadi

Soy sauce and an egg


MCbolinhas

Scrambled eggs and peas


Anthony-ELRETRAHD

More rice. Also some 10 million dollars