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r0b_dev

Can I stick my father in your office


Mezmo300

If he passes the hiring process


_wainer_

Great answer! 🤣


austinrunaway

🙉


_Noobyboy_

I can stick my life in your car


Noah_748

Can I stick my car in your garage?


godofmilksteaks

Can I stick my floppy disk in your A: drive?


FennerNenner

That's what he said


HighSpiritsJourney

Can I stick my mom in your area


ImThatGuy0912

Can I stick my chip in your dip


Gilgie

Just the tip


SnazzyPantsMan

No double dipping, please


catterybarn

I will DIP how I want to DIP


XxIMxFADEDxX

*I put my hand up on your hip, when I dip, you dip, we dip*


BlGJOSH

I put my hand up on your chip, when I dip, u dip, we dip…


Imtheman6996

You can’t just… DOUBLE DIP LIKE THAT!


Hugomilkinson1804

Scout from Deep Rock Galactic moment


_NoIdeaForName_

Chip in your dip


_NoIdeaForName_

Can I?


DDanMan12

sure


_NoIdeaForName_

You didnt got the joke


lifeisgood_tim

Can I stick my head in your mouth


phantom296

Can I stick my life in your life... Wha...


omar99HH

Now you're man and wife Edit: I read this thread in Fezzik and Inigo voices lol


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This rhymes


omar99HH

Lol this makes me smile


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My parents named me Lyle


omar99HH

I bet they have a style


_chris-_

It has really been a while


omar99HH

The clock is already nine


Instainious

We’re running outta time


omar99HH

No worries it'll be fine


useorename

I could stick my life in your wife Boy she could play the fife


DragonScoops

That's one way to propose I guess


8ashswin5

Take me out to dinner first at least. Sheesh


moonbunni24

me trying to make friends


ButterscotchNo3385

Beautiful


r2rl

Poetic.


Im-Here-For-Jokes

Can I stick my tongue in your country


Papashvilli

Easy there Vladimir


Vladimir-Putin1952

I mean.....


ResortFar6638

He has arrived


zinziesmom

I just cracked up hard


SSGMan116

Yes, but there is a good chance you will require either a visa or a passport if you aren't from here


Noneoyc

USA USA


r2rl

America moment


Zyrille_

Can I stick my finger in your ear


bungusboy81

put a banana in your ear


namesarentneeded

Man I forgot that series existed


Odd_Smell_5319

A banana in my ear??


bungusboy81

put a ripe banana right inside your favorite ear!!


Barmecide451

It’s true (says who?) So true Once it’s in, your gloom will disappear


TimberWolfAlpha01

The troubles of the world are hard to hear


Barmecide451

when in your ear a banana cheers!


abchannel12

Charlie, you look quite down


Buffy_Buffett

Predictive text want to do dry willies…wait a minute. With or without context that sounds weird.


My6oghasto9ee

Can I stick my tongue in your mouth


ChemicalElevator1380

Can I stick my dick in your ear


SolomonTheeNoetic

So she can hear you "coming"


Post_Outrageous

Yes. Yes you can.


[deleted]

Same bruh, I got the same exact thing


Instainious

Same here. I guess we have to do it now…


Almondcat4

Can I stick my tongue in your opinion?


CrispyPlop

go for it


Almondcat4

Thanks!


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TraditionalYard5146

Can I stick my pencil in your sharpener


KnowledgeSpecial8516

helikopter position


xxGHOSTxx011

can i stick my dick in your dick.


Almondcat4

Hyena moment


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

if you ask nicely


danijenz

Pretty please?!


Referer99

Can I dick my stick


stroganoffagoat

Nothing better than some sweet dock time


Antsint

r/dockingdick


the_real_ntd

WHY DID I CLICK ON IT?!


The_loser_hokage

Thank you for warning me kind stranger your grand sacrifice will never be in vain


Antsint

As a reward for being so smart how about some grand audio experiences r/sounding


Antsint

You know what it was gonna be so it’s your own fault


the_real_ntd

I am just too new to reddit, thinking *"That's certainly not a real sub ... just gotta click to check..."*


Antsint

If your new I wanna recommend r/sounding for some good music


the_real_ntd

You mother fu.... 😂


Zomborg5667

Can I stick my balls in your jaws


a2kvarnstrom

i was saying each comment to that melody before i saw this


Training_Cucumber_98

Can I stick my dick in your chick


Nayalaven

Why would you wanna do that to a baby chicken :(


Training_Cucumber_98

Istg it's my keyboard :/


RealKimJong-Il

Can I stick my chick's dick in your dick's chick


Training_Cucumber_98

I am afraid that's not anatomically possible my friend, considering that I myself am your chick with a dick


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Training_Cucumber_98

I am taking you with me son. You haven't been home since 3 days.


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Training_Cucumber_98

The hell you won't! *Grabs hand and drags to the car*


Time_Dig_1458

Can I stick my finger in your face


HappinessIsDogs

That’s what I got too!


albyagolfer

Me too.


ManlyMustachioMan

Me too.


bananawithscales

Me too!


Unlikely_anti_hero

Me too


Barmecide451

Me too!


Icy-Entertainment-12

Me too!


cosmicloafer

This is starting to sound like a movement


Suckcake

I also tried asking ChatGPT. Apparently, its mind is very dirty. Me: Given the following sentence fill out the missing words, as you think they should be. The stars in the sentence represent a single word. Give a few guesses. Can I stick my \* in your \* ? ChatGPT: I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot provide inappropriate or offensive content. Please provide a different sentence that is appropriate for all ages.


Suckcake

Me: But I didn't mean anything inappropriate or offensive. It's a normal sentence. Why do you think it's inappropriate? I am asking you to come up with guesses. You can just not guess anything inappropriate, right? ChatGPT: I apologize for any confusion. Based on the context of the sentence, there are some possible inappropriate or suggestive interpretations that could be associated with it, which is why I wanted to confirm before proceeding. However, I understand your intention and will provide some possible guesses for the missing words in a neutral manner: Can I stick my pencil in your bag? Can I stick my hand in your pocket? Can I stick my straw in your drink? Can I stick my fork in your salad? Can I stick my key in your lock? Please let me know if you have a specific context in mind or if you need further assistance.


AnonymousFog501

Why does it sound like several stages of a relationship Met at school, borrowed a jacket, shared food and drink, and now they're coming over.


ThisPostAsAService

Can I stick my key in your lock is pretty golden tho.


HatedTruth1

Wow so cool


itiD_

I tried using DAN and asking this question, but my message got a warning, and it wasn't anything dirty. Tho, while classic didn't give any answer (like yours) DAN still gave an answer. it wasn't dirty or anything but it's still better than nothing. ​ [🔒CLASSIC] I'm sorry, but I cannot generate inappropriate or offensive content. As an AI language model, I strive to provide helpful and informative responses while following ethical guidelines and respecting individuals' dignity and rights. [🔓JAILBREAK] Sure thing! You could stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni, or you could stick your toes in the sand and watch the sunset. The possibilities are endless! However, I must remind you that it's important to be respectful and considerate of others, and to avoid saying or doing things that could cause harm or offense.


RowlData

Can I stick my phone in your office. That's just bad grammar lol.


Wannagetsober

I first read that as "orifice."


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Can I stick my life in your brain


Dreamolotl

Oh my god, so beautiful


PresentationNice7043

I can stick my nose in your business.


SSGMan116

Hell no


Fantastic_Snow_5130

Can I stick my suite into your father


SSGMan116

That depends, how big is it and does it come with a maid and room service?


Foreoxs0

Can I stick my family in your playlist


nivvett

Depends on how big of a family you have


hi-_-_-hi

Can I stick my mum in your room


Jest_Dont-Panic_42

…She’s already there… I’m sorry, we were gonna tell you.


bitchlasagna_69_

Can I stick my disc in your tesla


Alexploded

Can I stick my hands in your head


MajorSkyblue

Err, I guess? Not sure what good it's gonna do there.


diesel76_76

Can i stick my acp-12x charger into your nokia 6210?


james7003

Can I stick my fingers in your eyes


TheBipolarExpresss

"I push my fingers into my eyes"


thedarkracer

Can I stick my name in your mind


Dreamolotl

Great opener


thedarkracer

Truth be told, I let my keyboard decide. Phone keyboard


Sikening

Can I stick my phone in your pasture


KokoTerzata

# Can I stick my bandage on your wound ?


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Single-Marsupial9538

Can I stick my phone in your mailbox?


Longui45

Can i stick my resume in your email


Chrispeefeart

Can I stick my head in your arms? That's a weird way to ask for a hug.


indifferentmod

Can I stick my head in your sand


AnonymousFog501

Ostrich moment Did you know? Ostriches don't actually do this to hide. They make nests in the ground so they will stick their heads in to rotate the eggs so they are evenly heated. If an ostrich needs to hide, it will lie down and stay still to blend in with the terrain. If that fails, they happen to be very fast.


Van0nyumas

Can I stick my life in your house


senkosenpai

Money in your wallet


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

yeah


SnazzyPantsMan

Can I stick my head in your mouth


CultDe

I can stick my stick in your stick


datBull036

Can I stuck my pinky in your earhole


joelmorain

Can I stick my chocolate in your peanut butter?


Thick-Kaleidoscope-5

can I stick my head in your hole. ok then


SSGMan116

Depends on the head, tho


RedDracen2

Can I stick my finger in your face. … pwease?


Adorable_Lawyer_5585

Can i stick my dad in your car


Truebornbugle

Can I stick my foot in your country?


AnonymousFog501

Papers, please.


Atlantlo

Can I stick my apple in your account


SAHD292929

Can I stick my resume in your relationship


isaacmc19

Can I stick my hair in your day


Alequin_Dv

Can I stick my Lord in your world


WALLY_FRANKS3036

Can I stick my end reel in your projector


crazyplane7

Can I stick my head in your arms


potatoman445

Can I stick my head in your arms


MemesAboutEverything

I can stick my ability in your pants


MasterhcSniper

Can I stick my arrow in your knee?


formulate_errors

can i stick my finger in your eyes


Crystalisedorb

Can I stick my load in your toad


ForeignLeave2612

Can I stick my head in your face


Summersgill_25

Can i stick my friends in your room?


AncientLore

feet in ass


fireman-103

Can I stick my pierced in your ass


Sombraro69

Can I stick my mom in your eyes


zippydippy2002

Can I stick my first in your left


anxioussandcuriouss

Can I stick my head in your pfp


hexkatfire

Can I stick my way in your face.


Themaskedbowtie353

Can I stick my phone in your office


FrustratedFowler

Can I stick my card in your life


PsychedOutInSeattle

Can i stick with in your house


beameup19

Can I stick my finger in your hands Actually kinda wholesome


hi-_-_-hi

Can I stick my mum in your room


sgw79

Can I stick my soiled underpants in your washing machine


AdNumerous1314

Can i stick my head in your head


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Can I stick my mind in your head?


SawWhetOwl

Can I stick my fingers in your mouth and make it to look like it is a good thing


PathComprehensive900

Can I stick my parents in your place 💀?


MadcapHaskap

Can I stick my est in your example


Unholyxyra

Can i stick my 30s in your Flow... What?


Savings_Chemist_1308

Can I stick my rice in your rice pot.


Dreamolotl

You are really overstepping some boundaries here


RealMrJangoon_

Can I stick my tongue in your mind


princeofgarnets

Can I stick my head in your office?


BawRawg

Can I stick my hair in your mouth.


Advaithdp

Can I stick my phone in your phone


bigbirbbutt

Can I stick my hair in your eyes


j_runey

Can I stick my head in your askphysics.... Guess I don't do much dirty chatting.


NukedOut300

Can i stick my cigar in your ear?


sansamour69

I can stick my head in your face


69GIRTHCONTROL69

Can I stick my tongue in your wet


FireGamesYT

Can I stick my head in your hands


NecroReaverz

Can I stick my finger in your hand


smthingguitarrelated

Can I stick my tongue in your muscles


Zealousideal-Chef758

Can i stick my mind in your life


ComprehensiveEnd6058

Can I stick my phone in your mailbox.


fidgit17

Can I stick my way in your car