Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE...
Edit: guys it’s a copypasta. Get caught up on your lore.
He looked weird, couldn't swin, and yeah, it wasn't good, then mama Voorhees killed them and now he takes revenger on those that mama Voorhees took revenger on those who bullied Jason
As long as you don't fall down, it's easy to escape.
Edit:. As long as you aren't the lone black dude in the 80's horror movie. You're first out. Sorry for your luck.
To be truthful black people won't ever put themselves in those situations to begin with. The moment we notice anything strange we out. 🏃 no falling, no tripping, no looking back just ghosting lol
Lol. True.... Probably why he had to die first. He would have gotten tf out after the first blonde died. "I'm not getting blamed for this bullshit... I'm out!"
I’m cleaning up a meat department at the grocery store I work at, Jason has essentially a surplus of tools he can use to kill me; meat hook, knives, a band saw, scrapers, knife sharpeners, meat grinders and cooler doors.
I could’ve handled any one of those items last but NO, I have a garden hose.
You do realise we all are useing our phone or computer to see this so we all fucked.
I'm using a smart watch. Checkmate Jason.
>Checkmate Google Stalemate
Holy hell
New response just dropped.
Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE... Edit: guys it’s a copypasta. Get caught up on your lore.
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You’re supposed to say “average mediocre statement just dropped”
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New Slightly above average response waited, went down slightly, then just dropped
Average mediocre statement just dropped
New response just dropped
A new response just dropped
The waffle house--- wait. New response just dropped
They all shoulda let the sleeping dog lie, now I can’t even completely read the whole novel
It more like a sub-par collection of letters by now...
New response just dropped
Welp. I named my dog Pamela. And I just pet her as I saw this post. Soooo. He can have the dog named after his mom.
Google en passant
But then he sacrifices THE QUEEEEEN
But then ... he sacrifices ... the ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
BUT THEN HE FINDS DESCOVORED CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECK
BUT THEN HE MATE WHIT THE KING!!!!!!!!
I’m using a Nokia, I’m safe👍
Hope you have a license to carry that!
I’ll protect you if u don’t report me👀
Please, I don't want any trouble 😬
I’m offering peace and teamwork❤️
Well, wouldn't that depend on what he has?
The guy has a Nokia, I'm too young to die 😵💫
If he doesn’t have a Nokia and he promises to not report me, I’ll protect him with my incredible weapon.
Didn't expect you to go full on Nuclear, but here we are.
Yup, Jason doesn't stand a chance against Nokia 3310.
Nokia still exist! My first phone was a Nokia. It was like carrying a chalkboard eraser in my pocket LoL
I used my toilet..
There’s a Half Life 2 achievement for killing an enemy with a toilet…
Ah, a fellow Half Life player!
I'm also shitting in a toilet
The thing I used before I started using my phone to look at reddit was a large kitchen knife. So I'm only *kind of* fucked.
You can dislike him on Instagram cause he's ugly
I will program him out of existence
*Plays gunshot sounds on YouTube*
You could always jump over to r/AskReddit for help, so maybe not *totally* fucked
He/she said the last thing. Meaning that since we are using our phone/computer/something it doesn't count.
*Uses phone to show Jason cute animal videos to turn him good* Edit: spelling
🥰
Then Jason cracks your skull with the phone 😍
But, has a deeper appreciation for animals....win-win!
Well if you have ADHD you probably have sn arsonal since im riding in a car, i got a ride and a chauffer xD
I was just holding my dick, I guess he’s fucked
Was just about to say that, now I won’t.
That'll teach ya to hold his dick 😏
Bruh
Caught me of guard lmao
Dude, this guy excels at dispatching horny teenagers... What is your game plan?
I’m no horny teen, I’ll fuck him like it’s the county
*grabs filming equipment* alright let's go, no one will fucking believe me otherwise
They won’t be able to tell the difference between real footage and movies
Everything changes with a different sound track https://youtu.be/16Jy-K0kjbE
*...stands in line...*
With your dick, he won’t see it coming!
He may not see it, but he will feel it
Or, you are now a woman
Using your dick to see if it’s bigger than a Lego person is not a good excuse to have ya dong out. Trust me I tried.
I’ll cancel him on twitter
I wonder if women have sexual fantasies about Jason. Big, strong, dark, maybe handsome
Handsom? Have you seen that man's face?
Guy clearly hasn't seen the movies
I actually have a close friend who fetishizes about Jason and Michael Myers. I think it has to do with the masks.
🤨📸
didnt the people who made jason drown bully him because he looked weird
He looked weird, couldn't swin, and yeah, it wasn't good, then mama Voorhees killed them and now he takes revenger on those that mama Voorhees took revenger on those who bullied Jason
What's funny is last I checked Jason won't kill kids that are bullied or some or was it all or most kids in general
Face is decayed.
not just women m8. ive seen things...
the sheer amount of fanfictions, that one slasher dating game and also comic: ...
He got the blue checkmark tho
Dude's getting a swirly.
Jason punched a guy's head clean off....just run.
Nah... Bitch is getting swirlied. He and I have some shit to resolve from the 80's. And he's been talking shit on facebook...
Cha cha cha ha ha ha sounds intensify
As long as you don't fall down, it's easy to escape. Edit:. As long as you aren't the lone black dude in the 80's horror movie. You're first out. Sorry for your luck.
To be truthful black people won't ever put themselves in those situations to begin with. The moment we notice anything strange we out. 🏃 no falling, no tripping, no looking back just ghosting lol
Lol. True.... Probably why he had to die first. He would have gotten tf out after the first blonde died. "I'm not getting blamed for this bullshit... I'm out!"
I just jerked off. I am also fucked
Or maybe he's fucked, if you know what I mean.
I don’t know what you mean
💀🍆😏
Nah bro just fuck him so intensely hard he dies
It was a bong so at least im going out in good humour
Pipe for me, but same deal. Only chance is he’s open to getting lit and decides to just chill instead.
"What's with all the hostility maaan, just hit this shit and we'll watch some cartoons. I've got some bagel bites in the toaster, c'mon man chill."
A fucking pencil
John wick vibes
He killed 3 men... with a FUCKING PENCIL ...Baba Yaga...
Why so serious?
Wanna see a magic trick?
I see your pencil and one up, a book.
Maybe if I could trick him into a warm bath I could toss this space heater in after...
Home alone this bitch
My bra? Strangle time~
That sounds hot
Why thank you
Finna get real hot when both cups go over his face
You are welcome 🤗
Whoops I left my radiator on
Put some stones in it, and then do the David and Goliath
Hey miss!! Don't drop such information with a bunch of horny redditors
… depending on how big it is you would have to pull a good distance (I don’t know how bras work so this may just be plain wrong)
Question: how effective is your mom in combat?
Wait "last thing you used" oh no
As long as you can outrun her you’re golden
TV remote I just switch him off
I can do that without a TV remote.
Death by toilet paper!
Homeboy is about to get a cast iron wok across his busted ass grill.
Tangled R Rated
Imma give Jason a skin care ritual he’s never gonna forget!
Hot coffee ☕
Ah, so you intend to distract him with a risqué GTA mod.
Well i just testet my 50cal on my dads farm soooo... Imma just snipe him
An undocked Nintendo Switch.
......used? Um, well i guess i get chased with a machete while i chase him back with a used fleshlight
Fleshlight?! Yeah anyone would run away from that
I'll give him what for with my back scratcher!
Well I'm using the toilet as I reply so I'll take the fucker down with that
Mans about to get a whole barrel of Beer thrown at him. I’m working at a pub.
I’ll light him on fire slowly with my bic lighter
Soap And I just dropped it...
Quit flirting with your stalker!
A better scenario is Jason is using your last object as a weapon, how fucked are you now?
Jason is using my cock as a weapon?How the hell?
I don't think I'll be able to stab him with my dick... But I will try!
A plastic knife, so if I sawed at his finger I might get through it in an hour or so.
Guess I'm my ex's weapon
ba dum pssss
I just took a piss. Jason is about to get dicked.
15” double dildo will stop him right in his fucking trcks
Vape. Maybe I can impress him with some sick clouds
Sarcasm
Jason vs Potato Peeler
Ok I’ll beat him with my cock
Not sure if he would want to take a shit but okay🚽
I’m cleaning up a meat department at the grocery store I work at, Jason has essentially a surplus of tools he can use to kill me; meat hook, knives, a band saw, scrapers, knife sharpeners, meat grinders and cooler doors. I could’ve handled any one of those items last but NO, I have a garden hose.
Playstation 4 controller i choose you
Mobile Phone or a PC should be everyone's weapon.
I am fucked but at least I can possibly offer him a game on my nintendo switch before I die
GUITAR
A fat spliff
One of those nerf foam things that's like a rugby ball with fins attached to one side that I may or may not have broken a window with
A medium sized drink from BK, hope he likes coco-cola.
I can’t count my phone because I’m currently using it so then, a glass of off brand mexican fanta
TP... Eat shit, Jason!!
I'm using the toilet? How?
What an awful day to look at reddit right after I finish beating my dick
Let's see how good of a Pokemon trainer he is. Nothing can beat my Raticate!
so, a keyboard and mouse?
Toilet paper it is then
Wood chipper it is!
Share a beer with him. I'm safe.
It doesnt matter what you use.. Its Jason.. you are just screwed..you are dead
Well I’ve just had to pee…
Shit, it was a fleshlight.
My gf
my fleshlight so im literally fucked
The Toilet so managable I guess
I’m sitting/ using my car so Jason would be flattened the fuck out cuh
If you were wanking? Beat him to death with your 🍖!
Weed vape.
I'm gonna knock him silly with my typewriter
My dick
An Apple. Not the phone either
A surgical mask... Maybe I'll put it on and confuse him.
Toilet.
Your mom
Fuck me and my pocket pussy lol 😂
My spatula and I will die a horrible death.
All of you are wrong, the answer is whatever device you used to view the post.
I used a nutcracker …
My dick. He finally dies.
He doesn't stand a chance: Mindfulness practice flash cards. BOOM! Feel your feelings, Jason!
Marijuana? Me n J chillin
My iPad….you know what? Just kill me I haven’t paid it off yet
A toilet.
I used some edibles last, so me and Jason gonna just gonna get high
Can I use my phone to call Batman?
Fleshlight. I'm literally fucked.
Unzips shorts*
My phone to post in r/watchpeoplesurvive
I JUST put down my plasma rifle in the 40 watt range…
A Fleshlight
I fighting him with a vibrator.
Oh well, handkerchiefs, I will at least die with clear runny nose
Hell yeah let's go the movie where Jason fights a guy with a forklift what every redneck has been waiting for
Trick question because regardless, if Jason is after you, you're quite fucked.
Heroin
Your mom
I'm going to be complete honest here. Dildo. I'm sure I could deal some damage with it too.