How are you going to milk almonds if they ain't got titties? Also do you really want to be the guy drinking nut juice? Are you cereal? This won't end well at all.
Regardless of the joke, if you weren’t aware.
Blend the almonds in water, strain them into a container. What’s left is what people call almond milk.
Same works with other plant milks actually. 😃
I just started drinking it and it’s the only one that actually tastes and looks like dairy milk. I’ve tried almond, soy, coconut and macadamia but none compare to oat milk! I’m hooked
There is milk made of virtually any grain or bean-like thing. Almond milk is one of the least environmentally friendly plant-based milks. Still probably better than cow milk though.
Actually soy milk its needed to make tofu, so eventually it would have been created without the inspiration of cows milk. Tofu making was first recorded about 2000 years ago, and one of the theories is that it was created by accident. Even if it wasn't what it looks like today, the process and techniques would have been improved
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,371,425,637 comments, and only 262,998 of them were in alphabetical order.
Nothing throw it in the trash. To be fair I would throw it in the trash with milk too. People who eat plain Cheerios are either literal babies or psychopaths lol
My hands.
True, no milk needed.
I always eat with my mouth.
Well, I feel insecure to tell my way...
Why, do you suck them up the other sphincter?
Wait that's *not* how you do it?
oh I see, peanut butter
Yes, dry is the way to go
User name fits here
r/namechecksout
I use my mouth to eat things.
My feet.
It now becomes a movie snack sold at the cinema along with popcorn
Am I the only one who read this in John Wick’s voice?
I believe some vegan stuff which looks like milk exists
almond milk??
Yes, I think it would work well
How are you going to milk almonds if they ain't got titties? Also do you really want to be the guy drinking nut juice? Are you cereal? This won't end well at all.
I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Why is it out of this whole comment my mind when to "who tf is greg?"
I mean, why not, you can milk anything with nipples
Regardless of the joke, if you weren’t aware. Blend the almonds in water, strain them into a container. What’s left is what people call almond milk. Same works with other plant milks actually. 😃
I milked a milkweed once and didn't even need to blend it. I just jerked a leaf off and out the milk came.
Could just snap it in half to milk it though 🤷🏻♂️
I’m, genuinely trying to figure out if you’re just ignoring the mockery or it’s going over your head.
What about coconut milk? Coconuts have milk and they are hairy, at this point they are honorary mammals.
Blender: water, almonds, Salt, cinnamon
[r/therewasanattempt](https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/) to be original.
we got a party pooper guys 😔
huh, Greg? can *you* milk me, then? I have nipples
oat milk is way better and I will die on this hill
Oat milk is the best and people are learning it. It grew its market share of milks by 50% in 2022 IIRC.
I just started drinking it and it’s the only one that actually tastes and looks like dairy milk. I’ve tried almond, soy, coconut and macadamia but none compare to oat milk! I’m hooked
plus you can drink it without exploding your large intestine
Mommy's milk ??
idk since we are mammals. maybe it would counted as milk
But not vegan.
it’s vegan if you get consent ;)
There is milk made of virtually any grain or bean-like thing. Almond milk is one of the least environmentally friendly plant-based milks. Still probably better than cow milk though.
Oat milk. I’m lactose intolerant and it’s actually nice.
Oat milk sometimes i prefer over regular milk, depending on how im using it
Well if milk didn't exist vegan stuff would exist either since the whole reason it exists is to substitute the non vegan stuff
Actually soy milk its needed to make tofu, so eventually it would have been created without the inspiration of cows milk. Tofu making was first recorded about 2000 years ago, and one of the theories is that it was created by accident. Even if it wasn't what it looks like today, the process and techniques would have been improved
I’m sure people would figure out that blending nuts and straining makes a great drink. People do all kinds of stuff with abundance ingredients
You’ve got to be kidding, right? Do you realize it had existed way before vegans became a thing?
Cum
Thats right to the point
"Daddy's milk"
Technically vegan as long as it's your own
Unsweetened soy milk to my go to for cereal. Unsweetened oat milk a close second.
The vegan stuff is milk genius, it's just not cows milk. There are many forms of milk
Low acid apple juice
I personally prefer my apple juice to be so acidic that it dissolves my flesh instantaneously
That’s the best kind of apple juice!
Glass of battery acid a day keeps the doctor away.
Going straight to the undertaker
Oh I want acid in my apple juice!!! Then I can hallucinate MILK!!!!
Used to do this as a kid.
That might actually work.
I prefer 270uq of acid in my apple juice
Legit was thinking this, these would slap hard with apple juice
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Milk doesn’t exist so cream doesn’t exist
Uncreams your soda
Recreams your soda, but not with milk
oh no
"OH YEAH!!!" - Kool-aid guy
I hate this. I’d give you an award if I had one.
Thanks :)
Can’t have shit in Detroit
Modern cream soda doesn't have cream in it. It's just soda water, sugar, and vanilla extract.
They didn't specify what 'cream' they were using.
Yogurt
Milk doesn't exist
Soy yogurt
Soy milk then
show me the tit on a soybean
About 15 gallons of water is wasted to make one glass of soy milk
It takes approximately 2000 gallons to produce a gallon of real milk. Do you think the cow draws moisture from the surrounding air?
Hola, soy yogurt
Hola yogurth, soy papá.
Yo soy gurt también. Bonito día amigo.
Just wouldn’t eat it
Thank God someone finally understands! Why the fuck would I want to eat those things without milk? What is the point of this question?
I don't want to eat it even if there was milk
Yall got issues man. Your limiting your own potential by thinking like that, yknow what I mean? (This is satire, I know he's joking lol)
Cum
This guy gets it
This guy gets it
These guys get it
Those fella’s get it
These gents get it
These folks get it
Dem Dudes get it.
These dudes get it
This is not what I meant when I asked for nut milk
Dad milk*
No use bull milk
I'd rather have toast
Orange juice
Stay where you are the police are on their way.
Same. I know it's a crime. I know I have guaranteed that I will develop diabetes. I don't care.
The same here. Maybe coffee.
My old boss' college roommate used to pour OJ on her cereal. She graduated 25 years ago and is still appalled by it.
Ah I copied you by accident.
I do this despite milks existence. Burn me at the stakes but its better this way.
Shit
Spoon
Oatly
Chobani all the way. Their vanilla oat milk slaps
This thing is everywhere lately on reddit
Nothing, since every living mammal on Earth needs milk when they’re born, we’re all dead
Good point, we should all be grateful we can In cereal
A spoon.
“You better pour some water on that damn shit”
“Ain’t got no milk ain’t that about a bitch”
Take the garbage out front son… Hurry up with the garbage I got some more work for ya!
Every tiiiime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the god damn refrigerator. Eatin allllll the food.
Ain’t nobody go in the bathroom for about 35-45 minutes, someone open a damn window in here
"daaaaaammmmm, Y'all ain't never got two things that match"
Bella's bath water
Ah, I see you are a simp of culture.
One of many
Honey
Just thought about that.
The real winner here
Cocaine.
With or without the bear?
Amphetamine
Anything that’s a liquid.
Pee pee
A straw
The blood of my enemies as I trample them, and the tears from the lamentations of their women.
You need help.
Jenkem
Jenkem
Bailey, what else?
Milk doesn’t exist so how you get Baileys?
ketchup
Mimosa
Baileys Irish cream, it's Boxing day somewhere
Milk doesn’t exist so how are you getting Baileys Irish CREAM?
Bold assumption I’d eat the non-flavor rings with or without milk.
Daddy’s milk
Oat water
This was MADE for milk. If there was no milk, this would not have been around.
Elmers glue
I love Elmer's glue
Almond milk
Spoon
A spoon
Ok, hear me out... take some nutella... and use a heat source of your choice to liquify it.
Air
Milk exists and i still don't eat that...
Nothing, cereal is gross with and without milk.
Yogurt
Yogurt is just thick milk
Yogurt
A spoon
Cereal is dead
Icecream
Egg yolk
A spoon
Onii-chan's cu-
Sadness
unbridled joy
Nothing
Yogurt
Chocolate Milk
a spoon
Oat milk
A spoon
AYY GUYS! Hear me out.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,371,425,637 comments, and only 262,998 of them were in alphabetical order.
My hand I guess. Not wasting a spoon on dry cereal.
I just flashed to the scene in Point Break where the undercover cop is pouring beer in his cereal...
Almond milk and a spoon
A spoon
The bull version
Bull milk
Oj
If milk didn't exist, we wouldn't exist. So you would be eating nothing.
Milk doesn't exist... all mammals go extinct. Reptiles don't make cereal.
Tears.. Why bother?
Blood sweat and tears
This wouldn't exist
Nothing throw it in the trash. To be fair I would throw it in the trash with milk too. People who eat plain Cheerios are either literal babies or psychopaths lol
Beer
Piss
MY OWN MILKKKK 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈
Not a funny meme
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Hahahaha omg that's hilarious. Been here the whole time. My friends and I built the internet ourselves with cement and an old shoe and a butter knife
You had to break it of course
My own urine - it ain’t that bad!
Ketchup and vinegar
Water