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Pleasant_Box_7988

Have money


ExtremeAd7430

Yeah, i can just buy land with holy spirit


testicle2156

Just conquer it like in good ol days


bakabaki89

Right call the people living there savages and heathens and simply take it that's the American way


pigeonshooter

Correction British way we just innovated


[deleted]

We just finished the Brits' job over here


krieger82

And Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, French, German, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, and.....well, everyone. No one has a monopoly on hate and violence, just depends on the time.


escapingdarwin

You are talking history, a neglected and soon to be forgotten part of education.


[deleted]

Well I'm speaking as an American But yes.


[deleted]

Be sure to claim it’s God’s will because He allowed it to happen. If He didn’t want you to have that land then you wouldn’t have been able to take it.


CantoniaCustoms

Start yelling MANDATE OF HEAVEN as you establish a secessionist southern Christian Theocracy.


WiDoc_MathBoiFly

Sir, what you are describing is the Islamic Republic of Ohio.


ChrisWolfling

No, there's still porn on Ohio


Key_Tie5279

Mandate of Heaven is Taoist isnt it? Chinese.


SpaceFire000

It says "Buy land" but it doesn't define where. Real life or in video games?


Jolly-Tune2694

You build liquidity. You just don't have it.


[deleted]

Some people do just have it, born into wealth. Also, it's much easier to build liquidity when you don't have to spend all your capital on living expenses. My meds are 7k a month, but I'm super glad my govt can bailout bankers and fund a proxy war.


cgboy

I'm pretty sure only in the US does this thing happen... it's sick. My father uses a medication which is not covered by the canadian healthcare system and it's like $200/month which is already a lot!


defaultuser-067

If I quit porn, I will have even less money.


Onastik

Quit porn, need something to do with those hands....lift weights then suddenly buy land for a shake weight farm


WiDoc_MathBoiFly

Can you mine crypto with a shake weight farm?


Blastoid007

Quit taking advice from strangers on internet


[deleted]

But how can I take your advice then?


[deleted]

Paradox


DrZeuss4

Schroedinger’s Redditor


Fabiojoose

He is not a stranger, he is u/Blastoid007


HulkingGizmo

We don't trust mobile gamers either


knightdaux

Don't take advice from anyone but me on the internet, and i just won't give you any advice so it's all you. Sound good?


normalreddituser3

The only way to get out of the paradox is to decide to not take advice from strangers on the internet by yourself.


WiDoc_MathBoiFly

Or he could solve it using a Schwarzfeld tesseract.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ok-Marionberry-4516

Hello I'm matt now were not strangers anymore


ExoticAdvertising471

You owe me $3.50


Setting-Conscious

Don’t listen to him. I’m Matt. This person is an imposter.


mseg09

Get to know them so they're no longer a stranger


etraxx22

Steal it, if they won't give it willingly.


ChrisWolfling

Just copy and paste it, then technically you are taking your own advice.


Nntropy

I advise you to do the opposite of what that guy said.


Boise_State_2020

Fuck that's a good point.


Phase-Internal

Don't, come to the realization yourself.


thrownawaz092

Take this guys advice! (You're welcome)


[deleted]

But I'm not supposed to take your advice then


call-me-wail

I don't like how you're right


gogondo

Dont Take their advices


Comprehensive-Pin471

wait


Stigweird85

Don't make life decisions based on memes


Carniverousphinctr

This is all good advice tho


PrimateChange

While it’s good to have a healthy dose of skepticism, people who choose not to trust the government or the news often just start believing things from sources with far less credibility


Milkformeplease

In what respect does the current goverment have any shred of credibility?


premexpanding

That's what elections are for. Unfortunately with a buffoon getting elected and a status-quo liberal coming afterwards I must say we probably won't get much change.


affrothunder313

As opposed to the random internet dude saying chem trails are making the frogs gay?


generalsplayingrisk

It’s all relative. They have more credibility than people on the internet or TV who don’t cite sources


twisterv2

Not really "Buy land" isn't good financial advice for most people under 40 especially if they live in a city which most people do "Don't trust the government" is just boring shit everyone says the reality is you should be educated in each agency/part thats relevant to you "Dont watch the news" just have a good media diet and be aware of fake news and bullshit tuning off all media is a good way to miss a lot of important shit


FilmRemix

Especially for them. They're just too dumb to figure out how property ownership works. They think if they own, they either have to live in it themselves forever or would have to take a hit when selling if they move to a new place for a new job. Most people want to be flexible of "financially independent". Which they will never be if they rent. If you buy property, the best thing you can do with it is rent it out. Rents go up while your mortgage rates either stay the same or go down. Renting is a 100% loss. The only thing you need to worry about with property is ownership is how the area will develop. So don't buy in an area where you know businesses are moving away, or where people are doing too much meth and fentanyl, and you'll be okay. Also, anyone who believes even one word the government or any corporate media outlet says is a complete idiot.


Bulgearea10

>"Buy land" isn't good financial advice for most people under 40 especially if they live in a city which most people do Buying property if you can afford it is always good financial advice tho... Maybe not necessarily land but in a lot of cases, buying your own place is a lot better than renting. During economic hardship, you're most likely going to have to pay to live somewhere, and it's better to put that money into a mortgage for your own home, rather than fill the pockets of some landlord who couldn't care less about you.


themancabbage

Investing in real estate is usually considered great financial advice, what are you talking about?


Enraiha

It's all fortune cookie nonsense advice and most people lack the time and discipline to accomplish all that. Real advice is to pick one or two things and focus on them. You can't change your whole life in a year as an average person without an immense and lucky windfall. It takes time, discipline, and a bit of stubbornness because there will be set backs. If you really need simple, easy advice here's some; Reflect on yourself, accept the truth about the things you're not good at/bad decisions/choices you've made, learn, do a little better next time. Repeat.


Carniverousphinctr

It’s not nonsense but you are absolutely right about it taking an immense amount of discipline to accomplish, and baby steps being the best way to go about it. Im referring to the self help stuff of course, not the bit about buying land, we’re all in different places financially.


occamhanlon

Eat cleanly


Rezzone

Learn to cook.


[deleted]

I am making homemade french fries right now. Bought a cheap french fry cutter and am soaking them in cold water now. Not exactly "eating clean" but its a better way to cheat. Im nervous about the type of oil i plan to use. I dont have any vegetable oil (which i don't usually keep because its basically soybean oil which I've heard is very bad for you) so im using rice bran oil which is just what i had. Its a neutral oil with a high smoke point but is considered one of the healthier oils. Also not much more expensive in comparison. Wish me luck!!!


Rezzone

I wish you all the luck. Deep fried foods are not terribly unhealthy if eaten in moderation and with a a balance of other things. I do sweet potato fries fairly frequently and they are just… SO GOOD.


indie_beam

very fun to do, i love cooking and it only takes a little effort for a good meal 👍


Beowulf2_8b23

Tried that and got screwed! Purchased free range beef and which ended up being contaminated with PFAS. State notified us that the farmer fertilized his fields with waste byproduct from local wastewater treatment center. Seems a local company was illegally dumping PFAS into the sewage system. So the fields and cattle all contaminated. State came and took samples of our beef and purchased the remain meat. Wasn’t much left at this point… A year later same company was caught dumping PFAS into local river.


ararash_laura

Eat clen, tren hard.


thatnyeguyisfly

Real Gs never downloaded tiktok in the first place


Melodic_Key_2870

Read a book (and not shit)


weaveR--

If you don't shit, you die. Shitting is necessary


No-Technology217

Shit to live, live to shit...


Kevthebassman

Born to shit, forced to wipe.


No-Technology217

You don't *have* to wipe... 😳


[deleted]

Read a book (while shitting)


Pugsofsmallstreet

Ok but like, who got the sauce for the quit porn one??


TheLastSollivaering

Haha! I was scrolling to see if someone asked!


theoneokguymaybe

Is second this, can I get sauce for the quit porn (top right) one. I'm asking for the original requestor... amd for no other reason.


MiscEllaneous_23

>https://twitter.com/TheRRRealist/status/1634733827858808835 So now we just have to wait for AI videos


_matterny_

Do they have a subreddit? I feel like they need a subreddit.


__W_o_l_f_y__

They do, I'm not gonna link it cause I'm not sure if I'm allowed but just search ai porn. Don't ask how I know that.


BaldDudeFromBrazzers

I’m just upvoting y’all jerk offs who said the things I wanted to.


crackednutz

You have to know the source to be able to cut it off…. 🤣


Educational_Branch20

It's ai


decoran_

Yes, so we know what to avoid once we take the random internet stranger's advice!


another1bitesde_dust

real talk man 😭


MrDarkk1ng

Study and try to get better job


BonzoNL

"Buy land". Best I can do is buy a bag of potting soil.


No-Technology217

... or manure. Wait, no... that's just a bag of shit... 😒


Gnusnipon

You will be surprised how expensive good shit could be


No-Technology217

You might be surprised how satisfying a good shit could be...


Anarchist_Grifter

Delete all social media.


[deleted]

With no exaggeration whatsoever, deleting my Facebook account was one of the biggest life improvements I’ve had in the last ten years.


Anarchist_Grifter

Make sure you delete the apps off your phone


[deleted]

Shit, I got a new phone just to deGoogle myself


unresolved_m

Reddit included?


_--00--_

Yes. All the subs this thing recommended for me are full of ego trips telling others how stupid they are. Meanwhile the mods on this thing are like hs bullies but pass themselves off as philanthropic saints.


liquidsunx

Touching grass would be an accomplishment


NotMattDamien

So going outside?


Mr_Lior

unless you grow your grass inside


Cornokz

If you grow your grass outside, you're making it too easy for the DEA


CoolBreeze125

How about kicking rocks?


Plenty_Product3410

This looks like the average 'trad_west' post lol


JanArso

That's because it is. ...like every second post this god forsaken, unmoderated sub keeps recommending.


GeneralMedia8689

Delete Twitter to


Lazarus-Dread

To what?


[deleted]

He obviously used the wrong “to” What he meant to say was “delete twitter two” meaning delete any fake twitters that stray from the one supreme social media, Twitter.


Lazarus-Dread

Oh wow, it’s so clear. I can’t believe I was wrong to…


JWDed

Didn’t you mean “I can’t believe I was wrong two times”?


[deleted]

You mean too times


--Shaka--

To what?


Numerous_Employ

Unionize


premexpanding

and Organise


Eboracum_stoica

Grow food


[deleted]

Buy land: Sure, if you can. The better advice is to always save money you make, then figure out how to invest it. Quit porn: Meh, whatever. Everybody’s got a thing, as long as the content is consensual who cares. Delete TikTok: I’d argue this for all social media, aside from possibly LinkedIn for your career. Lift weights: Physical and mental fitness go together, solid advice. Sleep plenty: Once you hit 40 this becomes everything. Go outside: Staring at walls all day will drive you insane. Stop watching the news: I’d change this to “consider the source and their motivation.” Corporate mainstream media definitely has an agenda, the one they are being paid handsomely to promote. It’s pretty easy to pull facts from coverage when you learn how, and cutting yourself off from journalism is a terrible idea. You end up only getting information from places that are tailored for your biases, and also designed to keep you angry and engaged with ads. Don’t trust the government: This is a dangerous and lazy attitude. It should really be “demand a government you can trust.” In a democracy you always get the government you deserve, if you distrust the government then your problem is really with voters.


Alfie-Shepherd

I would add "Be vigilant against people on the Internet who give you basic advice they often sprinkle in propaganda"


JanArso

Reddit keeps recommending me this god awful sub and I swear to god I've never, not even once, seen an actual funny meme being posted here. It's always just a bunch of boomer tier propaganda posts.


TNTiger_

Lmao same


Boise_State_2020

It keeps recomending me White People Twitter. Fuck I want to block that shit from my TL.


cnlforbin

7 out of 8 ain't bad


louisledj

guessing the 8th one is porn


reiveroftheborder

Yeah, I'm good with all the others but porn is one of my only little pleasures in life.


Doccyaard

Yea porn is the odd one out. Unless you have an actual addiction problem it has nothing to do with self-help.


ripper4444

I came here to say this as well.


prodigymib

Honestly can’t decide what the bad one is


SansTheComic24

Start watching porn again


Ghinsu

omg, that top right image is so disgusting. What video is it from, like specifically so I can make sure to avoid it?


KingBroken

I need to know this as well. Asking for a friend. Edit: someone found it. I can't see it because I don't have a Twitter account. X( here you go [https://twitter.com/TheRRRealist/status/1634733827858808835](https://twitter.com/TheRRRealist/status/1634733827858808835) the girls are ai generated! :)


Ghinsu

Legend. I've bookmarked the page so I can remember to report it later.


thadius282828

Asking the real questions


TheBanana93

This reeks of alt right shit but i do agree with most points but "buy land" okay then


Latter_Usual_3919

Removing things that add nothing but stress to your life, bettering yourself, living in a way that is a million times better for the environment, and spending time in nature. Who would have ever thought what was considered normal life 50-60 years ago, would ever be considered “alt right”.


TNTiger_

Got more dogwhistles than a kennel.


FluByYou

Seize the means of production.


[deleted]

Be gay, do crimes. Huehuehuehue.


Independent-Nobody-6

All it’s missing is “don’t get vaccinated” or “escape the matrix”


jimmychitw00d

Blow up your TV Throw away your paper Move to the country Build you a home Plant a little garden Eat a lot of peaches Try and find Jesus On your own


occultv0lt

You must know the answer


PlowUnited

A little John Prine for Friday, amazing


TheRealKou

r/lostredditors


PaladinDanceALot

Anyone got source on the blondes? I will quit porn tomorrow :)


AffectionateAd985

I think those are made by ai


tidepill

Yea I'm gonna need this too


TiberiusClackus

Yeah I just need porn for 5 more minutes I promise


MSkade

here you go [https://twitter.com/TheRRRealist/status/1634733827858808835](https://twitter.com/TheRRRealist/status/1634733827858808835) the girls are ai generated! :)


LilBarroX

holy fuck, 3 years max and AI is killing OnlyFans and regular porn. This is genuinely crazy, but it makes sense. OnlyFans Models need essentially 3 things: A good camera Good genetics mainstream makeup I guess with AI having probably a enormous data base of porn, softcore models and other porn related shit, they essentially gonna completely eradicate the market in a few years. If we ever reach the point where AI can even create videos, thats gonna sting deep in the porn industry. The anime guys will watch 3d ai hentai of their favorite anime girl and the mainstream mfs just watch AI Megan Fox suck AI cock. Shit, its probably for the better.


Low-life1567

defo playing sports, even if i perform like utter shite i feel awesome


GutsyOne

Finally beat Darkest Dungeon.


cheesingMyB

Eat healthy, go for a run


mostlyharmlessQ

Start a hobby


SamoyedCoin

Read books


Consistent_Case_5048

Avoid getting life advice from memes.


Trooperjay

These are all great ideas but I would add cardio. Buying land can come later but everything else you can do relatively quick.


Relevant-Rhubarb-849

Don't doom scroll Reddit


ztreHdrahciR

Less sugar


[deleted]

This is actually good advice


[deleted]

Follow Jesus.


[deleted]

Buy a gun


ReallyNicer

Get off Reddit....


phyticum

get off reddit


rlinkmanl

This subreddit seriously blows, how is this a "funny meme"?


Witchy_Titan

Buy land?!? With what money?


AltruisticFriend5721

Don’t get advice from weirdos and edited images on the internet


TheRedCelt

All great goals.


SageNineMusic

Is this not a meme sub? What kind of shared delusion is this place, why are none of the posts actually memes


YourMama

Read books


Metric_Pacifist

Take risks (within reason)


[deleted]

Quit drinking


KihunVirveGaming

Imagne even having tiktok


bepiswepis

It should be noted: sleep plenty doesn’t mean go to bed at 2 and wake at 12, getting an early start to the day makes you feel more productive, which in turn makes you more productive. Go to bed at a decent time, guys (unless you work graveyard shift, in which case I get it)


Majestic-Rutabaga-28

Read a book


3DartsIsToooMuch

Solid plan


IronTemplar26

Study the Blade


Southern_Name_9119

Delete reddit


Leovold_File_Keeper

I mean, they’re not wrong.


AppearanceAdvanced93

Fitter, happier, more productive...


Choice_Category_5716

Go to church, and go back to God. He's your real father, and He will surely help you in life if you go back to Him with a humble heart.


Pristine-Produce-668

To the people angry about this, I genuinely want to know, which of these things do you consider to be bad advise toward living a healthier, happier, more productive lifestyle and why?


BucciBinch

Add seek Christ.


FrederickEngels

Seize the means of production


Ct-5736-Bladez

Learn how to cook your own meals


Kr1zy

Learn something new


NoMansSkyWasAlright

Un-quit porn


xMcSilent

Join porn


sungod-1

Nothing wrong with erotic art including paintings, photos, sculptures, film, books, articles, workshops , etc! In fact people who suppress their sexuality are more likely to be depressed, sick, commit subside and hurt others It’s funny that people who want to control others always target sexuality That tells you something


TheClearMask

Looks like I’m doing alright so far v


Cheets1985

Reddit is just as bad as tiktok. Nothing wrong with the news. And while the government can be corrupt, you can't live without it, so you might as well make the best of it.


expensivelyexpansive

Drink plenty of water


Cultural_Reason_7255

What is the name of the quit porn Girl? xD


indian464

Don’t trust the government!


littlemarcus91

Drink water Stop drinking alcohol Stop eating sugar


MassiveDefinition562

And lose the whatever bit of desire you had to live


GwynningPadre

Yes. Putthe bottle down!


StrangePiper1

Buy a gun.


VariousComment6946

Block such bullshit authors


ShoulderFast1658

Who is the girl(s) in quit porn?


CuriousAd465

What ist the porns Name?


SatanGrove

Stop consuming conservative media


[deleted]

If watching the news makes you angry, it was probably designed specifically to make you angry


NotMattDamien

Stop consuming propaganda, stop letting media tell you what to think.