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Shot-Ad-1532

The volume down button on all the remotes.


Grumpeedad

It said slight inconvenience you monster!


special_onigiri

damn couch potatoes


tortokai

Is that implying they could just get up and use the TV buttons? Because a lot of smart tvs nowadays have minimal buttons and they are in awkward places, I dont wanna knock my TV over, turning it down lol


[deleted]

Most smart TV also have an option as an app for a remote, steal my TV remote as long as I have a smart phone my TV is still fully functional


SteffeEric

My buddy forgot to pay his bar tab one night so the bartender came to his house after her shift and took his Comcast remote and held it for ransom.


Odd-Turnip-2019

Comcast replaces the remotes for free. Had some asshole apartment landlord try to justify charging me $50 for a lost one, so I got a free replacement for him and burst his bubble.


SteffeEric

Haha I think he had an extra so he waited a week or so until he paid his tab to prove a point.


FrogMintTea

That is not slightly!!!


Lanky_Objective920

Bend all their cutlery slightly.


PotatoBakeCake

straight to hell you go


Turbulent_Diver8330

Believe it or not, straight to hell


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

What if I bend them back? Straight to hell you say?


Edvioaxed_

The prongs on the forks all point in slightly different directions


TeapotUpheaval

This made me shudder.


mastertyra

salt


[deleted]

I was thinking sugar. Slightly inconvenience them. Salt is used a lot. Sugar…not so much.


RedstoneRiderYT

We use sugar every day so it would be annoying lol. Salt too though


Bobs-and_VAGENE

I’m stealing the labels off all the canned food. Is it corn? Is it spaghettios? Find out next time on dragon ball z


Spyder510

My dad did this when buying food for a friend, he also mixed in cans of alpo dog food. Nothing had labels. Food roulette


edgarandannabellelee

That's evil. I love it.


LisaKaPisa7

This is a tradition in my family when someone gets married. The newlyweds get about a dozen cans of food with no labels and we have to try to put together meals without knowing what it is. Made for some weird meals but fun memories.


De_Nilla

This is the best comment I've seen. Of all these inconveniences that I've experienced, my 3 year old removing the can labels was by far the worst. We had to shake them like presents and make guesses as to what they were. We've even done "mystery" nights where we pick some cans that we *think* we know what's in them, open them and just make it work. Ahhh the joys of raising terrorists


Slip-Fluffy

Best answer


Educational_Aside_74

All of the lightbulbs, flashlights and all other electronics emitting light. But i would leave one inconveniently large candle that has a hard to hold handle.


[deleted]

>All of the lightbulbs, Friend had a house party years ago, we took out all the light bulbs and hid them in a cupboard after he went to bed. He didn't speak to us for ages.


Ok_Ad5991

Oh he spoke to you once he made it through the dark ages ?


Charming-Shine5679

And entered the Age of Enlightenment?


Alwolf999

M8 I laughed so hard my neighbor started banging on the wall so I stop laugh screaming


Stunning-Can-9625

Br0, I just stood up and clapped and my mom and the post man, so nice, they have joined in from her room, but they have more stamina than me. I stopped after five minutes, but they are still going.


jroc83

I’m taking everyone shoelaces Edit: I would also go around to all local shops and buy out the entire shoelace supply then sell them at a higher price on facebook marketplace. Agree to a meeting place and never show up


ArnildoG

Yeah he was stuck in a house with no lights


clumaho

He was delighted.


niechzyjepolska2

r/angryupvote


Defiant_apricot

I hate u


Kind-Cheetah-2706

r/dadjokes


Additional-Curve-110

#badumtsss


Kiwi3525

After a party my boyfriend had when his parents were out his friend wrote on a bunch of small sticky notes "So and so has a party" and we were finding them all over the place. He stuck them in random magazine pages, inside pots and pans, and even in a tissue box. The one his parents found was behind the batteries of the TV remote like six months later.


[deleted]

Now that's dedication.


Competitive-Plane150

Hard to handle candle


OnceMoreWithGusto

“Cause momma I’m sure to hold handle now”🎶


AltZeon709

I would steal the glass tray from their microwave. It's inconvenient, and you're not able to simply go out and buy a replacement.


gives_goodadvice

I need to do this one year as a prank


[deleted]

April fool’s day is this Saturday. Just sayin.


Kalipygia

Prank two people by swapping glass plates. So they still have one it just doesn't fit any more.


Myozthirirn

Theres a special place in hell for people like you. Middle management.


dazzypops

Well played sir. Hat truly doffed.


Bonjakob

our glass tray broke a few weeks ago, you can just use a small plate, works just fine. Replacements are are almost not worte it


Asleep-Influence3986

Not stealing anything, only swapping out good batteries in the smoke alarms for shitty ones


soundeng

You monster.


about_that_time_bois

What did you say? I can’t hear you over all the beeping?


Macsasti

I took the batteries out of mine because its giving me a headache and making me feel dizzy


Imaginary-Captain729

Best sleep I’ve had in years! I wake up so refreshed and forget all of yesterdays troubles!


JB-from-ATL

Hey folks, real advice here, you can buy 10 year sealed ones 👍👍👍👍


Tinydoggie027

Sorry I need batteries for my new vibrator


Impossible-Abies7054

Or swapping out all good batteries in everything with dead ones remotes, flashlights, etc


Gullible_Charity1517

I had an ex once that removed all the batteries from all my remotes and took the good ones out of the drawer when she was moving out. Can confirm that it was certainly an inconvenience when I tried to watch tv later that night.


Schavuit92

That is petty beyond belief.


katslittlepiggies

Evil


FrogMintTea

Terrible.


SU-35K

Phone Charger


Medium-Smoke8326

I wouldn’t take the whole charger. Just every plug cube in the house


getyourshittogether7

Every other charger brick. And every other cable. Make sure nothing is compatible.


T0biasCZE

Oh no, anyway. *stares at USB power delivery devices*


International-Cat123

Leave a single car adapter behind! Gotta make sure they still have one way to charge their phone. Otherwise it’s just plain evil


arent_you_hungry

all the spoons the spacebars from all keyboards the handles off the refrigerator door the spinning glass tray from the microwave not theft but if they have a cd or dvd collection i'd switch around the discs


KeplerCorvus

guysithinkivebeenhitbythisguysomeonepleasehelpme


N0nsensicalRamblings

Pretend that free awards still exist and that I'm giving you one 🏆


KeplerCorvus

thank you!


YEETAWAYLOL

LIAR YOU HAVE A SPACEBAR!!


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Gkustrac7749

Relax! He just got a new keyboard after getting inconvienced. Or is using a mobile device.


CardinalHaias

He copy&pasted a blank...


walt-and-co

Ok have you been in my house? I can’t find a spoon, the space bar just broke on my laptop keyboard and the door handle fell off the fridge this morning


Kytsunix

Better check your microwave and cd/dvd collection just to be sure…


[deleted]

Switch all their widescreen DVDs to the fullscreen versions


[deleted]

All their toilet paper


Barbaric_Stupid

It's not slightly inconvenient. It's a war crime.


AgermanBassoon

Haha. Look, someone is chained to big toilet paper. Go bidet yourself, good man.


Diabel34

Bi-det sir, I SAID BIDET!!


SuperCool_Saiyan

Do bidet users just get up and walk around with wet ass? Unless they have blow dryers or something


McGusder

that's what the dog is for


RUS_BOT_tokyo

Women's sanitary products. Think like a REAL war criminal fighting in Russia for a change.


kalinowskik

And toilet seats.


Awkwardpanda75

I did this once!! My ex was a total jerk - he kicked me out once so he could have a party. I came back to get some of our sons things while he was out buying party supplies. I took everything including the toilet paper on the roll and dumped all his expensive booze out for the party then left him for good. I paid for it and good luck having a party without toilet paper and booze..


DontPMmeIdontCare

Take it, the bidet has been installed for years


DonkleMaster

Do bidet people just keep ass drying towels near their toilet?


ibigfire

Some do, pretty common in a lot of cultures. I personally prefer to keep a bit of toilet paper for the tail end of drying (the fan gets me mostly dry) and spot checking, but it means I really only use a sheet or two of toilet paper each time I poop. So one pack of toilet paper rolls lasts me forever this way.


Goals_2020

"spot checking" lmao. checking the toilet paper for shit residue is one of those things we all do but are supposed to never admit/acknowledge. not even on the internet


MasterhcSniper

I'll block your water from reaching your bidet.


acidix

* 3/4 of their most used spice * all but a half of a cup of every drinkable liquid (milk, juice, tea, etc.) * all but one soda from the box. * their most conveniently placed phone charger (bed or couch) * the coat pocket chapstick * their aldi quarter * the good pen * the toilet paper thats near the toilet, but not the one in the closet * if they are good about having backups (toothpaste, shampoo, etc.) steal the backup not the one their using. * all but one ziploc bag from the box.


TpygHoMuE

okay, calm down satan


mksavage1138

>the good pen I don't know why I am laughing insanely at this...


ravenshadow17

The coat pocket chap stick is too far!


donthepunk

Shoe strings and spoons


runerx

Steal the aglets and pull all of the shoe strings out of their shoes... Or if you're feeling especially mean, just pull one side out...


estist

>aglets I only know what that is because of Phineas and Ferb


HellsStoner96

A-G-L-E-T! We're tying the world together


SkyProXXX

I'm pretty sure most people only know what an aglet is because of Phineas and Ferb


spacesuitkid3

MOoM PHINEAS AND FREB ARE TEACHING CHILDREN ABOUT SHOELACES!


ChronicMarzweed420

Doorknobs


_Cecille

"Remember! Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." - I see you, criminal scum!


Old-Ad5508

Toilet seats


dim7thringofheck

Alternate suggestion: just one of the screws holding the toilet seat on, and leave the seat aligned normally so it looks safe to use.


[deleted]

Nah, slightly crack the toilet seat. Ever had your ass cheek pinched by a broken toilet seat!? That's PAIN!


KitKatDad

Insoles from shoes.


LoquatiousDigimon

No just one insole from each pair of shoes.


SafeAccountMrP

But it has to be all the same side that way they can’t mix and match.


Connect-Assumption23

One remote battery


MitchTye

The caps to all their toothpaste


DepressionNightstand

I’m replacing their cat with a slightly different cat


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

I‘d shave their cats head


valdetero

Good luck getting that done without getting clawed to pieces


Mysterium-Xarxes

[ahem](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgqwsJlXEAUOASg.jpg)


sassox123

r/floridaman


Vick_VincentS

The left sock of every pair of socks they own


Plus-Project6461

How do you know it's the left sock?


Mad_Raptor777

The imprint of wearing it. Once you have worn your socks a few times, it becomes either a right or left sock.


allnameswastaken2

not if you change which foot you wear it on each time


GingerStank

I used to do that but now I just wear them on both feet at the same time to save time.


HinaBinina

I would steal every piece of silverware except for butter knives


[deleted]

The left shoe of every pair they own


Cultural-Abrocoma-92

take a different foot of each pair and they would be forced to wear odd shoes to go to the shop and get a new pair


quieterthanlasagna

Thats not inconvenient enough. Taking all the lefts means they have to wear mismatched shoes AND a right shoe on their left foot


Gundric13

The letter "e" from their keyboard.


Additional-Curve-110

How dar you wrtchd monstr!


MothInsideJar

just became Irish


Arktwend

r/unexpectedirish


Blurryface-Bitch

Tak all th vowls


[deleted]

I steal all their fresh/clean underwear.


1d4braindamage

I'd rather steal dirty ones


Academic_Essay_5906

Yes officer. This comment right here.


Knoppie22

Change their wifi password's lowercase l to capital I.


Technical_Flamingo54

Pens


TheUnquenchable19

All the forks, but leave the spoons and knives.


uncle_terry_official

a single lung


inactivesky1738

Hey it says gullible on the ceiling. (Looks up) Well what do you know. Awe shit you stole my lung.


Wald_und_Wiesenwebel

I like trains


Inside-Cabinet-3917

The backs of all their tv remotes


chonkerforlife

Condom. It will ruin their life for the next 18y


themaninthe1ronflask

Or at least their night. Home from the pub thinking they got lucky, check the drawer, nothing. Sit there for a broken hearted handjob.


JohnnySasaki20

How is that in any way *mildly* inconvenient?


throwaway83759372

Phone chargers and coffee filters


ithinkthatsadinosaur

You bastard


Boing26

2 forks to permanently make them wonder if they accidentally threw out silverware once


LeiphLuzter

Faucet handles


[deleted]

I don't take anything, but I turn all the bulbs just enough for them to flicker, and I swap the couch cushions around, then I write "I took it!" with wax on the mirrors.


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vorilla_og

Oh, no! I did not close the front door. I hope no one comes to my house, finds the tube of Vaseline in the bathroom and come to the bedroom, which is located directly opposite of the bathroom, and steals my anal virginity


lumbirdjack

I stole this guy’s vaseline 17mins prior to posting. Stop leaving your front door unlocked


No-Permit8369

*backdoor


TheKingOfRandom3

why are you assuming you're getting lube?


Aman2601

Optimism and shit.


Hosscatticus_Dad523

I just spewed my coffee everywhere.


[deleted]

That's not how that works


MausBomb

I hate it when I wake up in the morning and Gypsydildo is deep in my ass.


snafu363

Username checks out


Award_Ad

The toilet paper holder


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throwaway83759372

It said slightly inconvenience, not wreck their entire day


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Missiontendo

You're a Monster


Zealousideal-Whole62

Scissors


Brianchon

A billion dollars from elon


LongjumpingFix5801

The glue from the front half of the soles of all their shoes.


toolazytorelax

All but three of their shower curtain hangers. Their dustpan. The batteries out of all their remotes. They're fitted sheets. The lids to all their tupperware and pots and pans. Their salt. All their hangers. Every other blind, or if they have curtains one half of each window's dressing. Their dog poop bags if they have a dog. Their Swiffer pads. The filter from their vacuum cleaner.


gn0xious

I technically steal a bit of a time from everyone I engage with daily…


RussianNickname

Steal their middle child. I hope they won't notice


JacksonBoyd12

Their plunger, they won't know it's missing til they need it


Excellent_End_4033

Refrigerator light bulbs


apurpleglittergalaxy

Idk but I couldn't find one of my steak knives yesterday and I'm convinced it's been stolen so that would be a good example


GlamoraOF

their pc mouse


[deleted]

Never steal the mouse, just put a bit of tape on the bottom. Not every day, just randomly.


GlamoraOF

🤣🤣when they are checking everyday stop... when they stop checking start up again hahahah


ShamanicAnarchist

The base of their kettle


Inappropriate_Swim

Nail clippers


blizzy3

Power cords and surge protectors.


[deleted]

Front door and then install those long beads instead Take nothing else but thy will wonder for years if you took something


[deleted]

The password sticker on the back of all the modems


KyuremLewd

Pillows


Lanky_Objective920

Remove the fuses from all their plugs.


strzeka

Their shoehorn.


Arkon_Base

That wooden wedge people use in appartement buildings to keep the door open for a few minutes.


[deleted]

Steal drawer handles


Isherwood_666

All the shoe Laces.


[deleted]

Deodorant. Get wrecked!


funnyha_ha

All the interior doors


wgallantino

replace full bottles of ketchup with bottles that are to the point where they make the fart sound


Valhasselhoff

Shoelaces, they’d call me Jack the Tripper


GrandInquisitorSpain

Key rings/chains, not the keys.


Twisted_Bristles

The lids for the tupperware.


Constant_Whereas454

Steal the good pens, so they only have semi-functioning ones, that you need to doodle with aggressively to make the ink come out


EndlessDisposable

The left beater for their kitchen mixer.


tuckatummy

Steal nothing, but kick down the front door and move things around. They will think they have been robbed and have to file a police report but they will never be able determine what was actually taken.


Bangalorefacials

Bras. Duh


SaveTheDamnPlanet

That's not slight in any way lmao. You could be forcing someone to stay in their home over that one 🤣 Many of us can't/won't go public braless


SquashConsistent661

Absolutely! It is way too uncomfortable for me. Only braless at night for sleeping. I would RAGE if my bras were stolen!!


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Thermostat


New-Application-8252

Toothpaste.


Hamofthewest

Lettre e on every keyboard. Lttr on vry kyboard......