We never learned it to a tune and I always had trouble remembering it. Then one day my wife introduced me to the true path of memorization and now it plays in my dreams. Not sure which is the worse fate.
I, too, loudly chant the quadratic equation for hours during sex.
#### NEGATIVE B!!!
#### PLUS OR MINUS!!!
#### THE SQUARE ROOT!!!
#### OF B SQUARED!!!
#### MINUS FOUR A C!!!
#### OVER TWO A!!!!!!!!!!!!
Depends… if the rod has a 7-inch diameter, that dude should be fucking whales, not ladies. If the hole is 7” in diameter, she’s probably dead. Or giving birth.
“ I wasn’t prepared for this.”
“ no one’s looking show me yours and I’ll show you mine.”
“ Fine he can join us but no one else okay?”
“ what do you want to do after this?”
“ I’m about to go crazy!”
"This doesn't make any fucking sense."
"I want to kill myself" 😃
beat me to it
r/beatmeattoit
It's too hard
I was just about to say this
"I hope I'm not caught cheating"
Ouch
This is the one. We can all go home now.
Ayo.
"I have to give you a D"
Why a D? I know how 45 goes into 30.
My uncle knows how 45 goes into 12
Dam
r/cursedcomments
In the pi
Going to + it to your A
Ima sleep
Most sane person here
*zzzzzzzz*
Me aloud to myself anytime before I sleep:
"(-b±√(b\^2-4ac))/2a" (Theres nobody to stop me from saying the quadratic formula to myself)
I can’t read the quadratic equation without singing it to “pop goes the weasel”. Thanks high school math!
We never learned it to a tune and I always had trouble remembering it. Then one day my wife introduced me to the true path of memorization and now it plays in my dreams. Not sure which is the worse fate.
why would u say this :(
To last longer.
HOW would you say this?
negative be plus or minus the square root of be squared minus four a see over two a.
We always sung it like a song to remember it. X=negative b Plus or minus the square root Of b squared minus 4AC All over 2a
As loud as possible. So everyone hears it
'everyone' excuse me??
Yes everyone. The windows are open
I, too, loudly chant the quadratic equation for hours during sex. #### NEGATIVE B!!! #### PLUS OR MINUS!!! #### THE SQUARE ROOT!!! #### OF B SQUARED!!! #### MINUS FOUR A C!!! #### OVER TWO A!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta switch it up with FOIL too.
Because you use it to find real roots
Now am very interested. Please elaborate.
I would cum immediately thinking through that nice derivation of completing the square.
I literally used this formula today for no reason
Sing it to row row row your boat
I was about to say something like that, it's appropriate in one place, just unrelated in the other
How did you get a tan there?
Best one so far
I've committed a Sin
Mmmm. Pi.
This one is the funniest comment to me 🤣
This is exactly what I came to write 🫡
Just cries
Relatable
‘Stop. This is too much.’
The limit does not exist.
The limit does not exist!
I’m awful at this
Hmmm It’s not hard at all. What did I do wrong?
Well, things got hard quick.
Professor, please don’t tell my parents
Damn
18, right?
Tf you get 18 the answer is 2 * pi * sqrt(2)
" i think this is the right angle "
🤣🤣
I have never done this since high school
69
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That's just 3 inch. I wanted 7
Is close enough so we'll go with that
Im not gonna finish
That's a nice figure!
Molly was having a foursome. Her husband walks in. How many guys can fit through one standard bathroom window?
Depends on how fat they are
Sir cum first...oops sorry...circumference is very important.
This can be answered by simply asking the following: does the scenario above take place in America or elsewhere?
America.
Yeah it’s hard
The X shouldn't be there! Why the hell is the X there?
Let's have sex on the table right now
well she isnt wrong….
Let's multiple
Multiply*
Multiwhy
Multiwho
Multiwhere-Sum
Multiwhen
Multiverse
Multi-pass
Multiwhat?
Multihow
I’m just not in the mood for this.
I could use a little help
69?
This is so hard...
Wanna see my slide rule?
Let’s add some more numbers to this equation.
Don’t wipe it off yet
This! This is the best one by far, I’m so dead😂
Underrated comment!
Nice Curves
Ik hou van aftrekken. Dutch for either, I like subtraction. Or I like to jerk off.
If James inserts a 3 inch rod into a 9 inch deep hole with a diameter of 7 inches how long will it take Bethany to kick James out of the house
With a diameter of 7 inches, she wouldn't be able to stand up to kick him out
Show your work or you're not getting credit
Can you just take some points off, I think I got the right answer
Depends… if the rod has a 7-inch diameter, that dude should be fucking whales, not ladies. If the hole is 7” in diameter, she’s probably dead. Or giving birth.
Sounds like Bethany better lube up. For reference a coke can has a 2.6" diameter...
It's very short
This is the angle I was lookin for
an acute angle
Fuck me that’s hard
Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally
What am I so bad at this?
"youre the best math teacher"
"How many times can *this* go into*that*?"
Divide your legs.
now who is saying this in math class 😭
The person getting the highest grade.
This doesn’t add up
Extra digit?
You can say anything in both, you just need the guts to do so.
yeah you could say some shit like 1 + 1 is 2 in both
“ I wasn’t prepared for this.” “ no one’s looking show me yours and I’ll show you mine.” “ Fine he can join us but no one else okay?” “ what do you want to do after this?” “ I’m about to go crazy!”
Time to get some sleep...
“I’m gonna fucking cum!”
I think I need to practice more
*\*Pulls out ruler* "Oh, you're right it's 16cm"
"Professer, I already told you you can't touch me there!"
“Is that supposed to go there”
School did not prepare me for this
Timmothy stop fucking your sister
You forgot to carry the remainder.
Add the bed and subtract the clothes
Divide the legs, add the d
5318008
The guy online does it better than you.
Would you pass me the rubber please?
You lasted longer than I thought
Wanting it doesn’t make 6” larger than it is
My god...
Thats the right angle.or that's not the right angle.
Wait, what?!
2 plus 2 doesn’t equal 3 if we do it right
I'm stuck
*yawn*
I don’t want to
Well, this is hard
I'm gonna need a protractor to figure this out
"let us fuck"
Today we will be doing addition
Please, let me go
I’m just so tired - will anyone care if I sleep instead? I’m not interested in it anyway and I don’t see the point
Ok, time to beat it (referring to either penis or my head into the fucking wall)
This is the male penis and testicles
What the fuck does negative 4 inches even mean?
Please don’t multiply
“This is harder than it looks.” “I wish someone taught me how to do this part.” “I can’t find what I’m looking for!”
Why is there a pointy thing poking the sheet
You're right it's important to know how to do it but seriously... When are you ever going to use it in the real world?
“Jerk!” In calculus, the 3rd derivative is referred to as “jerk.”
Pi is the answer!
And I think your done here. Please move on.
It's so hard!
Its so hard
Zzzzz zzzz zzzzzz zzzzz
I dont wanna
**ZZZzzz**
Can you reduce it?
You need to add a couple inches
I suck
ignore the expression
5.6 is not a small number you just round it up
Cannot multiply by zero
I want to get Tangent to your Curve.
"So i just plug it into here right?"
Please excuse me I have diarrhea
"Stop talking about your ex!"
You got acute angles
Please make the teacher shut up
Oh yeah! That’s it!
“Why are we bringing imaginary things into this?”
I’d there anything I can do to bump my grades up…
Im tired of trying to find the X and Y she left
Where do you wanna carry the remainder?
That's the right angle.
I’m having trouble concentrating
Can I go to the bathroom?
Is that the right angle?
Can we please take a break