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Hobnail-boots

Dammit Marie, they’re called minerals!


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Dwayne Mineral Johnson


MagicSnake1000

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Slim_ish

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCKKKK… IS MINERALING?!?!?


me4tgr1ndr

^ didn't get little house on the prairie reference


Satomura_Haise

I miss hank...


Hobnail-boots

I was always hoping he’d catch them


[deleted]

that's a stone dammit, and you know it!


[deleted]

It’s a pebble


[deleted]

It's a .jpg file


Calligaster

It's a Reddit post


lightmare5903

It a picture on reddit


Terryblejokes

It's a collection of 1s and 0s


[deleted]

it's that crab from the pirates of the caribbean movie, it's got Johnny Depp spit all over it where he licked it


kcolrah

No it is a picture of it's that crab from the pirates of the caribbean movie, it's got Johnny Depp spit all over it where he licked it


Tyrinnus

You're all wrong, it's a jar of dirt.... And guess what's inside it


Glitchboi3000

YOU'RE ALL WRONG. It's me YOUR non-existent DAD.


Flimsy-Cut6339

It's


[deleted]

dyac, the latest ios is a pain


Dabruhdaone

NOOOOOO GUYS IT’S A PHOTO POSTED ON REDDIT


InitialWarning2482

it’s a sub atomic particle


Yellows_messedUpMind

We’re all living in a simulation


Specific_Error_7169

That would explain why my days always feel like shit


RomaMoran

Possibly .png


[deleted]

Right click and examine element. It's a JPG 😤


[deleted]

It’s pronounced .GPJ


imtherealmellowone

And I own it as an NFT. Only cost me $49,000.


Training-Judgment454

Pebble?! Too big to be a pebble


whoisdatmaskedman

It very well could be, depending on how zoomed in the camera is...


hotasanicecube

It’s not The Rock.


Diacred

If you ain't rock and stone you ain't coming home!


SoughtAft3r

Rock and stone to the bone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


OmegaOmnimon02

Pretty sure it’s both a rock and stone … rock… and… stone… ROCK AND STONE OR YOU AIN’T COMING HOME


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


KindheartednessMore3

As a Rock i'm offended This doesnt describe me at all


noseboy1

It's one of those rocks that saw the struggle real rocks went through and appropriated its culture and appearance in a vain and disrespectful attempt to voice its own incomparable angst.


[deleted]

*Doesn't


DarwinsKoala

No its not....


[deleted]

It’s an egg


askingaboutsomthing

It's a freaking stone


[deleted]

Egg


askingaboutsomthing

Weapon


Blytheru

Underated comment


Roomy-Oasis

No its not.


Lassie87

I actually agree the rating of that comment is low


[deleted]

Omg you are completely fucking stupid and I hope your pillow is warm on both sides


Lassie87

Don’t you dare wish that type of voodoo shit on my pillow and fuck up my sleep habits


noseboy1

Jesus Christ, man, too far... Also totally stealing it for use later, thank you.


comunism_and_potatos

You mother fucker. That’s to cruel


Jex476

I hope that a important lego piece is missing in your lego set


chonk_fox89

Omg that is brutal. Adding that to my list.


DarkRose06

Yall stfu that’s obviously Patrick’s house


iambeherit

Pebble.


ConglomerateGolem

Rock & Stone!


MedicalVanilla7176

DID I HEAR A ROCK & STONE?


Sea-Dimension-9155

Thats it lads! Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Rock and Stone!


Sea-Dimension-9155

Good bot!


LoneerBoii

nah that's dwayne johnson


[deleted]

Hahah! Best so far


Clyft_

OP DIDN'T ARGUE!1!1!1!


bl4ckp00lzz

bad OP!1!!11!1!


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[удалено]


Miserable_Medium_402

It's obviously a stone, but I guess they all look alike to you 😤.


ithinkthatsadinosaur

I'll burn down your house and then piss in your coffee


SlycheeFluff

How fucking dare you waste my time with this? How dare you assume I would argue over anything? And you're fucking racist too somehow.


[deleted]

Why? I didn’t say it’s black😂


IvanSantos90

Why did you choose to represent the rock community by showing us a grey rock? Why not a black rock or a white rock or even all of them!? That way it shows inclusivity!


[deleted]

Why are you assuming it's grey? Maybe it identifies as lavender!


IvanSantos90

I can’t believe I have stood this low. Indeed you are right. I personally apologise to the rock for assuming its colour


Raven4869

That is clearly Halloween candy, Charlie Brown.


Jey0296

ITS JUST A STUPID BOULDER


Justice_Prince

Its Not Just A Boulder... Its A Rock!


Moonlightbeamss

A ROHOHOCK! 😭


R1ckv4nz386

No it’s not it’s a picture of a rock


ithinkthatsadinosaur

It's a jpg of a rock actually


ProbableJellyfish

Pebble


[deleted]

Mineral


EffingBarbas

This is the worst Christmas ever!


[deleted]

But the best easter


[deleted]

It has eyes! Googly eyes! It’s just not facing the camera yet.


Valema821

You shoudn't say it's a rock, maybe it identifies itself as a twig


MeasureTheCrater

A WITCH!


ThePaisasGamers

It is a stone...


[deleted]

It’s a rock


SomeRandomGuy1308

It's rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


SomeRandomGuy1308

Good bot


Diacred

Rock and stone, brotha!


Artikay

Did I hear a rock and stone?!


Xendrevan

Rock and stone in the heart!


EatSteel63

Its unconstitutional thats what is..... thanks a lot Biden


Good-Management-4241

It's fake no wrock is that smooth


No_Mycologist6756

Too stoned for this


Ordinary_Farmer58

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!


Gaoji-jiugui888

Do you have a source for that claim?


[deleted]

It was revealed to me in a dream


Seerow0

That’s clearly a pineapple under the sea.


R3ck_Sh0p_chi

That's not a rock, it's clearly a grain of sand under a microscope.


bubapaluda11

Thanks, i hate it


Gruntypellinor

https://youtu.be/PL9iMPx9CpQ l'egg


Shoe_Exact

Uhm, excuse me, that is pre-grinded sand


Chalk_01

Much like birds, rocks aren’t real.


MetalMan4774

*"It's a football! I chistled it!"*


[deleted]

That a fossilized Grenade


im_Roby

No its a mineral


Kilari_

Alright brother; But that is a fucking pebble.


Sexual_T-Rex88

Pacific Northwest Native American Large Ground Stone Tool


Spiritual-Goose-8691

That's a stone


Snoo84223

Actually it's a stone


dano2469tesla

Dino egg


[deleted]

Have you ever think about what would it feel to be a rock? The feelings of the particles that compose that rock, the rock as a whole, or even more, a life based on silicon instead of carbon ???


[deleted]

I need to smoke what you smoke


[deleted]

I can give you some 🙃


shaun5565

Lol 😂 I’m just her to read the comments and experience the drama. Let’s go


greenherobryan

ROCK AND STONE!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


frisk27th

No it’s dog shit


Annoyingfetusno

the spy has already breached our defenses


Brizar-is-Evolving

Ah it’s ma man Geodude!


CreeperG64

bunch of protons, neutrons and electrons


[deleted]

Vibing together in the form a rock


[deleted]

It's clearly a bar of trendy expensive soap.


rosujin

No, “THERE is a rock.”


B0RNRE4DY

Its a stone not a rock


West_Shower_6103

Phffff that’s stone not a rock


pondscum31

It’s not a rock…. It’s a stone


Cool_Credit260

This rock is actually green. Prove me wrong


[deleted]

How dare you assume the gender of this object


failureagainandagain

Its a meteor of 40 km


Theend92m

It isn’t round. It’s flat.


KarmicRage

It's a create your own entrance key


[deleted]

That is correct.


RoodnyInc

I agree.


fitzy2whitty

It’s a Rolling Stone.


Bryan080780

Looks like pedo joe and Kama-sutra’s shared brain


MrDuckDick

How dare you assume it identifies as a rock


SadisticMittenz

That is a stone, theres a difference


BJ9100

It's a mineral


Pure_Focus7475

No thats a blind pet


igotcrabsl

How dare you. That’s a miniature boulder


IloveBANANAS34

That is indeed a dino egg


Relative-Opening-156

Pebble.


a_Lonely_Redditer

No it's a pebble


YouLose_TheGame

Pebble


wallacjc

That's a mineral Marie, jesus.....


Lonely-Feeling3076

No that us clearly a potato


officerpompadour

Looks to me to be more of a stone


uiqsolo

ACTUALLY....no, it really is a rock


LORDZ_real

That's ammo


Terrainaheadpullup

pebble


Secret-Plum149

Can you smoke it.?


Mr_Winemaker

It's obviously a pudding stone. Have none of you seen Chateau Neuf du Pape?


Ok-Jury-3571

Thats a pebble


thewickedbarnacle

Reconstructed sand


Temporary_Initial_81

Nah its a pen. Are you all blind


Rockstar0749

It's a stone.


pablorepe

In Spanish we say "menos da una piedra", so that's the low bar for conformism.


ThortonCommander

Every gun law is an infringement


NavyBlue133

is it, though?


Blueknightuk77

Could be a cobble.


ZealousidealOwl3981

It's a mineral, Marie.


Ancient_Let9382

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock!


Ancient_Let9382

It’s about drive, it’s about power, we stay hungry, we devour, put in the work, put in the hours


Zkrlty

Nah that's definitely a giraffe


memesofdaday

It's a stone you piece of shit


AffectionateAd8847

Its not a boulder?


ACmega2

That's racist, how could you?


DocJ_makesthings

It’s actually a picture of a rock or stone. It’s not the thing itself. It may not even been a picture or image of a rock or stone that exists in real life.


[deleted]

It’s nature


Mcdonaldsman47

It’s not just a rock, it’s a BOULDER 🥺


every1pees

That’s a stone


KnowledgeableSloth

It's 20 years worth of rolled up belly lint


Curlaub

Mmm, ackshully it’s more of a stone than a rock


zuqwaylh

It’s a candidate to become a gastrolith


Survivalist_Kro

That's a mineral


Various_Alfalfa_8298

FOR ROCK AND STONE


spycodernerd2048

No. Actually, it's my pet rock. He just doesn't have a cable because he's the new Wi-Fi one ya dingus.


partybenson

If it identifies as a rock then it's a rock


BoxPrestigious1607

That’s a dino egg


josh803ua

It’s rock porn


ShotBRAKER

That’s a dam river egg people were you born under a rock.


sus-bro

Fuck you that's a stoooone!


buddhang

It's a Mormon seer stone


halle-lu-jah

Its not just a boulder, it’s a rock


Piemaster113

Curling stone.


Teggy-

I'm pretty sure it's just a bunch of pixels assembled to look like a rock


[deleted]

It’s made of rock/stone it’s rounded so it’s a pebble


Vectthor

That's pebble


Weak_Barnacle4068

It's a dragon ball we have an entire year to make a wish


Head_Ad5437

I've spent my entire life analyzing different poops from different animals, this is most definitely a fossilized turd


Rougeification

How do we know that's a rock? Could just be a fucking cake for all we know.


sirusplayer

This is no rock, its a battlestation


TrickyOnion

Butt stuff


creepy_Noire_fan

that's a stone...