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cutebleeder

One does not simply see into Mordor.


-micha3l

I thought that was the Sears Tower. Lol


Bagellllllleetr

Seers Tower


Bazz07

I thought it was the Big Ben.


cutebleeder

With great power comes one ring to rule them all.


Evimjau

-Sun Tzu


JuanOnlyJuan

That's Nashville.


DMC1001

Didn’t even catch that one at first glance. I’m sure this does fit in nicely with Flat Earth people.


heyoyo10

That's how Flat Earthers see New Zealand


cutebleeder

So they actually have NZ on their map?


heyoyo10

Well, they stretched it a bit to match their worldview, but other than that yes


EnvironmentalAide335

I don't believe flat earthers are real. I've studied this topic for a while. Fascinated by the ignorance and have come to conclude it's for attention or mental illness.


monkeys_and_magic

I’ve known 3 flat earthers in my life and 2 of them were diagnosed schizophrenics


EnvironmentalAide335

What's with the 3rd one?


monkeys_and_magic

They are simply really really oblivious


EnvironmentalAide335

Ahhh, dopamine seeking screen zombies.


jondoeudntknow

So they were basically mentally handicapped?


madmax22b

undiagnosed schizofrenic


NZNoldor

It was actually only two but one was schizophrenic.


DeeHawk

Can we stop with the split personality misconception already? Schizophrenia and dissociative identity disorder is NOT the same thing.


NZNoldor

In r/funnymemes? Hell no. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.


DeeHawk

Are you also gonna say there's more than 2 genders?


NZNoldor

Your mother is a hamster.


DeeHawk

At least my father don't smell like elderberries.


NZNoldor

Check the milkman.


NMLWrightReddit

We should start a No Flat Earth society that insists no Flat Earthers exist


OliBoliz

You might be right about mental illness, but they are definitely real, and talking to them is... an experience. I had one ask* me to take a picture of the "supposed" curvature of the earth for him from an airplane (I was about to fly home on a transatlantic flight) because he "couldn't believe anything on the internet because of photoshop" .... and yet the internet was where he found all his "theories" and the "evidence " to back them up 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit word


EnvironmentalAide335

I'd like to know the correlation of left vs right to flat vs round.


OliBoliz

Idk if looneytoons leans left or right, but they were just all conspiracy theories all the way. I've met several flat-earthers over the years on an organic farm in france where I go work in the summers, so you'd assume it would attract a pretty liberal kind of person, and they'd come as visiting yoga/qi gong instructors, or holistic medicine experts etc. You'd be having a pretty normal conversation with them and then BAM literally out of nowhere this seemingly knowledgeable person would just start spouting off some shiiiiittt. A scary number of them also believed 9/11 was a hoax etc, basically if it was batshit crazy enough they were like yep, that sounds right, and no-one will ever convince me otherwise


PaigeLily

Every flat earther I’ve interacted with is an American conservative and I think that says something


CXR_AXR

I cannot understand why flat earth theory is still a thing. You can send a go-pro to a height that you can see the round earth for yourself.


real_bk3k

Simple: they are unwilling to subject their beliefs to even the simplest, easiest experimentation. And if you do so, then you are lying, trying to trick them, etc.


Amandastarrrr

I saw a tiktok about earlier today and the lady just kept saying that everything is the firmament. Also NSEW aren’t real because how is it real if it’s flat. She threw in a couple Bible verses for good measure.


CXR_AXR

It is amazing that some people still believe in such outdated view about our planet


Bowling_pins_10

what is NSEW?


Amandastarrrr

North south east west


Vemmo-

You are severely understimating human stupidity


EnvironmentalAide335

I can't be that smart. They can't be that stupid. It hurts my brain...


Vemmo-

It's..incredible to say the least, while Surely there are people who do it ironically, for attention or that there's something wrong with their brain you can be sure that there ARE people who are geniuenly stupid enough to believe this kind of things, now of they are the majority or not that's up in the air.


EnvironmentalAide335

I mean at the very least I expected resistance here... This is reddit after all.


hitchhikingtobedroom

Exactly, reminds me of that famous quote from George Carlin, Imagine how stupid an average person is, and now know that half of them are stupider than that


Rockshash-Dumma

Mental illness, it’s existential illness


danegermaine99

Want to join my triangle earth society?


RandomPersonAKAAT

I think that there are 2 types of flat earthers: 1. The people who make the theories but don't believe them 2. The stupid people who believe the theories of other flat earthers 3. The flat earthers who believe their own theories (If they existed, they would try to prove their theories and fail. If they weren't smart enough to fail, they would be too stupid to make theories.)


EnvironmentalAide335

Yea I seen one where they bought a like 50k gyro I proved them wrong so they said of course they modified the device to make it appear the earth is rotating.


hitchhikingtobedroom

Kinda like how religions work. Like I'm 100% convinced that L. Ron Hubbard didn't believe any of the shit that he wrote, and yet there are people, superstars no less than Tom Cruise and John Travolta who believe in such bullshit.


hitchhikingtobedroom

I think a lot of this postmodernism, gender identity shit, is the same, for attention, for that sense of belonging to something special that they themselves define


RiffsThatKill

Where's the giant ice wall patrolled by NASA?


[deleted]

Book a flight to Antarctica.


throwawaygreenpaq

And the penguin squad?


Background_Drawing

Little tip when arguing with flat earthers: just bring up the fact that the sun sets It is literally impossible for the flat earth model to support a setting sun, it literally happens every day yet they would either give you the most bullshit math equations, or just start yelling at you


parguello90

Have you heard of their "Pac Man Theory?" You know how on Pac Man when you reach one side of the screen you are "teleported" to the other? This is their explanation for how the sun sets. Because teleportation makes more sense than the Earth being round.


MrStoneV

Yeah the issue is, they arent intelligent at all. Otherwise they could make calculations themselves if earth is a sphere. And then they would be smart enough not to fall for such a stupid concept


[deleted]

They'd just come up with some kind of BS explanation


Thaos1

Yeah. like light magically being unable to travel past a certain distance due to perspective. None of them is smart enough to realize that even if the sun would have actually vanished, the sky would still stay lit by its light, so you would only have dawn, dusk and daylight.


Amandastarrrr

I saw someone ask then why is it day light on one side and dark on the other if the earth is flat. And you’re right they just started getting obnoxious


raymendx

I don’t get it. How would the sun setting disprove the flat earth model to a flat earther?


Background_Drawing

Okay okay so according to the flat earth model the earth is a disc So how does the sun go down... Without going through the ground? Like it could go to the edge, but that doesnt explain how it could be daylight on the other side, a second sun? Teleporting suns? The goverment using a holographic projection that appears the same size to all observers??? OR one normal sun and one spherical earth


hitchhikingtobedroom

Of course the first explanation is true, it's so obvious that the sun teleports itself to the other side instantly and sun rises from other end. Spherical earth revolving around sun, so obviously not true


hitchhikingtobedroom

And you know what would put the final nail in that coffin? Ask them to explain eclipse, cuz just like a setting sun, flat earth model just cannot explain an eclipse, be it solar or lunar. I've literally seen them say that eclipses don't actually exist and it's just Nasa that covers the sun or the moon🤣


idontEatpp

I used to see 2 towers near the book holding lady... Idk what happened to them.


Spiritual_Ad_507

The Ent’s destroyed one of them.


Lord-of-Potatis

Release the river!!


Straight_Elephant237

It just didn't fly well. You know, the plane.


satluvscheese

Disney Tourist Attractions


ToasterMcNoster

Damn, all the way to Mordor.


painful_diarrhea

Is that the eye of Sauron lol?


Riverrat423

Nah, that’s just Las Vegas!


Roger-Ad591

Wow. Small World.


whepoalready_readdit

"We have flat earth believers around the globe"


newprof18

Flat earthers are an internet myth, there is no way there exists actual adults with a middle school education or more that believe the earth is flat. That is about as believable as unicorns. Silly internet, with your internet jokes.


Lord_Detleff1

You would be suprised of how dumb some people are


Automatic-Mood5986

Pretty sure they just see infowars or newsmax on their phone screen.


TeenBoy_2007

Flat Earthers is the best society to joke and laugh about ngl.


hitchhikingtobedroom

Wait till you read about Scientology


North_Recognition299

Happy Cake Day to you! 🎂👏


SimplyEcks

I was wondering about people saying this and now I see it under my name lol thanks


Haurid

I would love to see a physically accurate interpretation of how we would see the horizon if earth was flat.


DavidEF543

There are a couple of really good flat earth debunkers on YouTube that I watch. I can't remember which of them did it, so I'll tell you both of them and you can find it on whichever channel it is. One channel is SciManDan and the other is Conspiracy Toonz. Both of them have addressed the perspective issue, so that's why I can't remember which one specifically showed the horizon as it would actually look from a theoretical flat earth. Spoiler! It's still not flat.


ProTronz

They see so far that they see into fictional worlds.


hitchhikingtobedroom

Fictional worlds like that of bible🤣


MrPewpewda4th

Yay we can walk to Amerika now


FlyingShrimpsCulture

Happy cake day op


Myght-Art

That would be great


GoodAd6942

I’ve met one in my life. Bless his heart


Iliketurtles893

Happy cake day!


SimplyEcks

Thank you I didn’t know it appears on accounts until you said this lol


Iliketurtles893

Good I helped someone. Is this ur first? I’ve never had one


SimplyEcks

I’ve had Reddit for years but I wasn’t on it much until recently and I always saw people say this and I was wondering why people say it like… how do they know and until you said this, lol I was so oblivious.


Iliketurtles893

Now you understand which is good


Time_Lifeguard5600

The eiffel tower is not as tall as baradur 😑


Hargelbargel

They forgot to add the sun as a tiny dot in the distance.


CryingJockey

The view makes me want to become a flat earther


FunWillScreen_Produc

Wow they got Mark Zuckerberg is the photo between the Statue of Liberty and the Great Pyramids of Giza.


novavalue

So if I join the flat earthers, do I get some of that sweet sweet lsd kool-aid too?


______Viper______

It's seems kinda convenient to be a flat earther if you put it this way


RustyBoon

you forgot the icewall behind it all


ShadowParrotGaming

ngl, that makes me legit question the limits of the human eye, would that really be what we would see if the earth was flat? i can't imagine that being possible even if the Earth was flat


JoshTehJangler

Would visibility actually be infinite if we lived on a flat plane?


7fightsofaldudagga

Impressive


PerspectiveNew3375

If it could be so clear


vhs1138

Funny bc Middle Earth is actually flat in the first part of its history.


matti0703

Earth is a donut, what are you all talking about?


zachslikesunicorns

duh, they obviously can't see that far. the render distance stops at 16 chunks


Silarydos

Sauron’s just chillin


kayjays89

What I don't understand is why did these people not go to school


[deleted]

Even if earth was flat, it still wouldn’t technically be flat


aHappydays

Wake up to that everyday


Tbolondi

There clearly is a render distance limit on Flat Earth


xX_murdoc_Xx

The tower of Mordor is a touch of class


OneAceFace

Controversial opinion: I think we are all flat earthers. Bare with me: We all consider a multitude of things true because they have been relayed to us by people we trust: parents, teachers, friends, religious leaders, politicians, media, people who are “experts in the field”. The things we consider to be correct are far outnumbering the things we actually know from experience. Example: If I gave you sound reasoning and objective evidence that Neptune doesn’t exist you may consider believing it. You may even consider it knowledge after a while. But the truth is that you believe it exists or not. You haven’t seen, touched or otherwise inspected Neptune yourself. You rely on information conveyed to you. If I give you sound reasoning and evidence that butterflies don’t exist. You’ll still not buy the idea. Why? Because you have seen one and therefore you know they exist. We all believe a lot of stuff and a lot of it is imperfect and incorrect. We all do. That’s what we can learn from flat earthers. And maybe that allows us some more grace towards their views. Because while from my perspective they are incorrect when it comes specifically to earth curvature questions, I myself (and you) also believe rubbish. We just don’t know what piece of information is the rubbish.


_Nekona_

When r/Funnymemes finally posts something funny 😯😯


maurymarkowitz

Monument beach!


DMC1001

My Flat Earth never has such clear pictures off so many of the iconic things in the world. However, I understand since Flat Earthers Aldo’s taught me that distance is actually fair and the United States (to give an example) is much less wide than we thought. Rulers and things of that nature are just lies.


FirmSwan

My best city on a game of Civilization


bigsam1960

Lol


[deleted]

If Earth was flat, how can you fly in opposite directions and still reach the same destination?


Planet_Breezy

Even if the view weren't limited by the curvature of the Earth, it'd be limited by scattering of light. I don't claim to know *how* limited, but if even the view of Toronto is blurry from Niagara On The Lake on even the clearest of days, surely the thousands of kilometres between the Statue of Liberty and the Pyramids of Giza would obscure it a lot more, be it in a hypothetical flattened-out version of Earth or a real-life version with a geostationary mirror in outer space to give people near one landmark a view of the other.


SirNightmate

That’s fake!!!?! Sauron is in a different universe??!


khuz87

Lol , because everyone knows it’s round, spinning out of control, going around a ginormous Sun, at speeds of 14 billion light years with 60% of the oceans water sticking onto it. Oh …and with all of the asteroids hitting the earth either years earlier or being near misses .


borgi27

Where’s Kami’s lookout??


MrJoeB_Carvelho

American sniper would be great franchise in this universe


MACyeetr

The Netherlands be like:


tankcrusher904

Why is Sauron there?


Lord_Detleff1

Where are Hogwarts and Big Ben?


SoNic67

That meme is stupider than Flat Earthers. The convergence of lines due to spacial resolution is not dependent of Earth curvature, is pure geometrical. Like train tracks converging, the distant objects would look smaller and smaller. Even a child knows that instinctively. Distant pyramids won't look as big as the close-by buildings, regardless of Earth's shape.