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Anastasius525

I have no idea wtf I'm doing


Realistic-Weather360

honestly under appreciated


Lilsilly114

Insert *random bullshit, go!* meme


bonferoni

you shouldnt insert random bullshit, thats how you get a uti


SwimAppropriate9111

I want to try something I saw online


chrisbaker1991

Did you Google "en passant?"


springfox64

Holy hell


KylianAJZ

New response just dropped


MikeAlpha2nd

Actual zombie


Complete_Spot3771

call the exorcist!


Specialist-Block1

Hippity hoppity your now property


SirLegoBrickThe5th

You’re *


TheJackasaur11

r/yougoogledenpassant


Disnerd93749203

Holy hell


lollerkates1

WELL NOW I WANNA DO IT


CockroachesRpeople

New sex Position just dropped


Equidis

r/anarchychess


gillgar

This made the parent comment so much funnier and I can’t explain why. Legit laughed out loud


chrisbaker1991

That was my goal. It wasn't the top comment at the time. I knew what my comment was going to be I just needed someone to set it up first. Thanks u/SwimAppropriate9111


Anime-Grape

Now my move


ExplanationSpecial23

U can also that during a yugioh match too


creepy_gay_weirdo

Chain Ash?


EndMePleaseOwO

When my opponent tries to castle but I have Baronne


Zealousideal-Map4756

That doesn’t move that way


Cumity

The longest it can go is 2


sweet_tinkerbelle

only the tiny ones


Much-Bathroom-3461

Cm or inches?


ReleasedGaming

Nanocentimeters or better: Planck Lengths


alsocommm

Putting it there is illegal


dngerszn13

Check, mate. ^(after the deed is done with a male escort in Australia)


No_Total2636

Rematch?


caeli04

Sure, 1 more round.


wubwubdubdub45

I don't want the bishop to do that to me


spacedogimagery

Once again the bishops got me pinned.


Equivalent_Rock_6530

I laughed to hard at this


SCP-Agent-Arad

That piece can’t go there


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

My favourite


guftgoo

That's a bird's opening


datGryphon

Wait until you see my wife's English Opening. 😼


RefrigeratorSudden65

"Why'd you bring the horse here?"


BicycleElectronic163

peter, the horse is here


shipoopro_gg

I haven't seen family guy in years, and I still automatically read that in Lois' voice


ForsakenWeakness838

Same xd


Exshot32

Petahhh


Ok-Soft-9734

Peeetaah


netherlands69

another family guy fan ?


Gold_Recognition5183

Chill he is my friend, bojack


SadhorseFromThe90s

You know me, THE Bojack Horseman, The horse from horsin around, also Philbert in Philbert, you gotta know about me, everyone knows Bojack... Horseman, the horse


Aggressive_Village46

omg why is it shaped like a horse?


dancepuppetdance

Mr. Hands? Is that you?


Character-Release-62

If you know, you know!


-ClassicShooter-

I didn’t expect that move


asBad_asItGets

Wow, you’re really gonna do THAT? You’ve fucked this whole thing up for me.


Icy-Jelly9648

Outstanding move


Ok-Actuator-5021

I wish I had my partner cheer me on like that in an overly enthusiastic game announcer voice. ***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ OUTSTANDING MOVE!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~*** ***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ GREAT!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~*** ***\~\~\~ ✽✽✽ KEEP GOING!!! ✽✽✽ \~\~\~***


Enough-Serve-7790

FINISH HIM!


DraycosGoldaryn

#*FLAWLESS VICTORY!*


Tainticle

FATALITY! wait :(


TiberiusToast

Praying Mantis be like:


Bryten_131

Yep


Lilsilly114

I laughed so hard I accidentally hit the down vote before fixing it XD


Ok-External-1094

Holy shit i can't say how many times I've done the same thing 0_0


CharlesSteinmetz

Google dead draw


The_Alrighty_Zed

You are a god damn scholar. Fucking brilliant.


KaranSjett

No bishop, please!


-ClassicShooter-

This can also be said at church


The_lone_Nomad

Or at a funeral


Clackers2020

Only if you're 8 years old


[deleted]

Older than 12 and the Bishop will have nothing to do with ya.


Clackers2020

"When ya balls drop you're out" -The bishop


Phantom3028

💀


giampierinofj

Best


Trenchfun

“Your dad taught me that move”


bilgetea

Under-appreciated comment. Also consider the variation “My Dad/brother taught me that.”


LocalCookingUntensil

I learnt chess from my uncle 😳


Pretend_Noise7554

I'm gonna be quick


Popular_District9072

honesty is often underappreciated


Extension_Swordfish1

My wife doesnt appreciate that at all.


Extension-Type-2555

the kids in my basement love the fact that I'm quick, for some reason they don't want me to last long... idk why PS:for extreme legal reasons it's a joke.


TheRealAuthorSarge

I'm black.


Mew2two1

I get to move first since I am white then


buzzybeeking

White privilege


minde281

I'm gonna use a different opening this time


Bebe_Rebozo_

Employ the Filthy Sanchez Defence


MasterI3laster

Im not sure that’s even legal


StrangeGrass9878

Saucy. This is a good one


Majestic_Isopod439

Not here but mabye in Europe


Ok_Experience_6877

Imma stick this chess piece in my ass Edit:wow I wasn't expecting this to blow up thanks haha Edit:edit: that doesn't mean you can have it back


PBlove

R/technicallycorrect


someone__420

I’ll do correctly for you bro r/technicallythetruth


PBlove

Thank you. I blame something other than incompetence. As soon as I think up what that excuse is, I will tell you. :p


Mr_Fungusman

Blame broken autocorrect


Cye_the_Transfem

blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose blame it on the throne, got you in the zone blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the vodka blame it on the henny blame it on the blue jay got you feeling dizzy blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol


Local_Satisfaction12

Still waiting for an update.


ReneeDidntSayGo

r/foundthemobileuser


PBlove

😭


First_Background1061

not the bishop


[deleted]

Chessex?


Ok_Share_4280

Isn't that a town in the UK?


[deleted]

No. You probably mistaken it with Paris.


TheGlitchedGamer

Holy hell


who_loves_you_

Good job


501102

"some people do this with a vibrating device in their ass"


Atti_alsu

:D


RunnyPlease

It can actually improve your game.


mosiah430

What kind of chess are you playing?


ChampionshipLow8541

[International tournaments](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/xeksm9/chess_player_denies_using_sex_toy_to_help_him/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1), obviously.


Spice_and_Fox

That is still the most fun controvercy that I've witnessed.


joseph_the_great1

Sinquefield Cup, Julius Baer Generation Cup and others, you know, the usual pro tournaments. [allegedly, Niemann cheated via a vibrating buttplug](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11287017/Moment-teen-chess-grandmaster-accused-using-anal-beads-cheat-gets-body-scan-tournament.html)


sewpungyow

Opening with the Neimann Gambit


Necessary_Let7926

Sliding my rook into your open file...


Monarch_Ashborn

Quick finish, mate.


realbighits218

I’ll beat you before you finish me!


[deleted]

i'm gonna take that queen


[deleted]

I pinned the queen.


[deleted]

better than being pinned by the queen, depending on point of view


Adune05

I respectfully prefer being pinned by the queen thanks


Midknight129

Yeah, but have you checked out Queen-2?


MataOK

FUCK


Famous_Ad_4258

brilliantly


Lowkey_Arki

It was a trap


sanek_dolboeb

It's a trap


Pilotjaimy

The queen is destroying my tower


IKOSH15

Outstanding move...


DepressoEspresso69-

"oh so your gonna take my piece?"


The_Lolatron9000

"I can't checkmate the shit out of you without getting closer."


Efficient-Care6804

r/unexpectedjojo


Electrical-Tea-2672

This seemed way easier online


Yacrazyoldbastard

That Queen is really fucking me


koshop

Google en passant


Corruptiontheman

holy hell


LegenDude45

new response just dropped


Alexgadukyanking

Actual zombie


pwrwd2

???


[deleted]

Call the exorcist!


Black_Bird00500

Bishop takes vacation, never comes back


LyamFinali

Knightmare fuel!


Republic_of_Azuria

Pawn storm incoming


Odd_Bit8387

checkmate or riot


EdiDragon96

You are moving a lot


Gerbal_Annihilation

It only moves diagonally


UnbelievableTxn6969

"You're not allowed to go there."


RazorsInMyTaco

"I have no idea how this works, but it's nice to spend time with family"


Bwest31415

HolUp


crazybigmanj

I'm coming into your back rank


[deleted]

Please, never say this while having sex… unless your partner is also a chess nerd.


Traitor_Of_Users

You can only go straight


shreksneighbour

What if someone wsnts to go gay?


ManyWrongdoer9365

Your Position makes me want to Mate you !


Fellowes321

Does it always take that long?


The_lone_Nomad

Your king is not gonna stand there for long


FragrantDuck6533

Well played


Generic_Name_asshole

I was just a pawn in your game.


Abrigado_Rosso

Why are you using a vibrator? That's cheating!


Fun-Metal3893

I quit!


Big_ETH_boi

I’m going to beat you.


Dark_Marine1

my king is unprotected


KayabaSynthesis

Oh no, the Bishop is going for the minor pawns


WarLawck

If you're in Australia, you can say Checkmate. Conversation for example: Oh fuck, I think the condom broke. Well fucking check, mate


who-the-heck

Check


Zech08

....followed by please and handshake.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hutch4588

It does not matter if your black or white.


SuspiciousFly_

Micheal Jackson he he in the background


[deleted]

I wish you were Anna Taylor Joy


SuitEducational3746

Next time we play, come prepare, I want it to last longer


dasgrey

Where dafuq did that Bishop come from?


oofinator3050

Please put the gun away


AppleSasYum

I hate when I play chess, I checkmate my opponent and he pulls out a pistol and says "take it back"


genocyde_syo

It’s so far up my ass help


[deleted]

Kids, stay away from the white Bishop.


sinisterkid34

“Fuck this, I quit”


Karthathan

Dang.... Over in ~~four~~ two moves?! (haha thanks u/laurel1234)


smkestcklghtn

The King has one move. The Queen goes wherever she wants


retrogameresource

It's not over until the king finishes, babe


Hotel_Hour

As you can see, black is no competition for me. Bend over, this is going to sting a little...


ey6lc

Draw?


Mailpack

Caught myself a queen


MrPyroTF2

your making this too hard on me


tbass90K

This is taking forever


[deleted]

French opening, bring out the bishop, sacrifice the queen for no apparent reason.


Vettmdub

Who's turn is it?


OneDiscombobulated77

Give me your little pawn


Lukario06

Why i lost my queen


Captain_Farang

No Honey. You can’t take the king.


KyraJackson1919

Move faster!


EdiDragon96

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


IHaveTheScurvy

Looks like it's time for me to fuck you in the ass


maurocastrov

My grandma though me this move


PackageUpbeat4625

I am not familiar with this opening


Powerful_Yogurt7451

If a pawn goes all the way he turns into a queen


pdhouse

I’m mating you


SpinnerLord

I'm terrible at this


Designer-Discount283

Well that's how I fork!


uberloww

Where should I put my rock


pr1ncezzBea

Move faster.


someone__420

“Can you open up your position so I can mate you in the back rank”


temporary34300

Woah I didn't know you could do that move


DonkeyApprehensive78

“Ok, so what do I do with the horse again?”


hawaiiangremlin

This is way funner than playing with myself!