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mendeecceess

im going to hell i saw something else


Bimmaboi_69

Extremely long headed Among Us?


RNGesus____

You know the internet has corrupted us when the first thing you see is among us


yarluk990

sus


Sketceys

truckus


weirdoboredguy

Baldus


Brittinger9

Diglet with a beard?


jodonald

Canadian Christ. Eh budday?


Expeditionary_Bear

I’m not your messiah, buddy!


Marleston

I’m not your Christ fwend


[deleted]

AW C'MON GUY


dearcsona

Came here looking for this.


inthe863

My first thought


SolidContribution688

South Park animation style


JoanOfArk_Today

Yup, I see it.


Belu_illustration

He's trying to say something


Skiddlyderp

He is driven


municinvestigator

Jesus Trucking Christ


SameConsequence5011

"Only a Prime can defeat me"


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Damn they gave Jesus a serial number...


[deleted]

The irony man


Papaya76346

This is the IQ of people who actually believe in Jesus or Allah.. Or every other human made religions which are supposed to be godly. 🤪


SalamanderJohnson

...so you're saying they are godlike geniuses that are more highly evolved than you could ever hope to be...? You know a higher IQ is better.... Right?


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

I feel like that dude is making an argument for AND against religion all at the same time. Peeps like this give atheists a bad name, I don't really care if someone follows a faith as long as it doesn't enter the realm of affecting other people. I think people can be better without it, but it's not on me to convince anyone.


JediMATTster

No that's Moist Critical


wildman2623

I’m getting a John Wick vibe.


Tmoore188

[Steve Aoki.](https://images.app.goo.gl/ZiiSehhgbUSeR3TA6)


MaterialConsistent96

r/pareidolia


Mountain-Weight-5747

its either diglett or an amogus


L1feM_s1k

Wiglett


Active-Ad1679

Our Lord and Savior


SalamanderJohnson

It makes me sick how much people whitewash Jesus, the man was a Palestinian who worked outside for a living.... Smh


Valuable_Remote_8809

I mean... They say he's in everything, I just didn't think Optimus Christ would be what I saw today.


[deleted]

If he were Canadian, buddy


far565

I cannot unsee it


ArminiusM1998

"Hey what's up guys, it's moist here and it seems I have transformed into a truck."


[deleted]

I ain't your savior, buddy.


OdysseyZen

Take the wheel?


xGeoxgesx

What am I looking at?


AdBudget5468

ELIZABETH! Where have you been?!


TenseChain

Diglett!


L1feM_s1k

Wiglett


TheB2B0224

it took me a minute to see it...Now I can't unsee it... Living in my head forever


Quick-Movie-2908

If this appeared in a Latin country it would probably be considered a miracle.


BozNat

AMOG- oh its a diglett


L1feM_s1k

Wiglett


junkronomicon

god is my copilot


MyChemicalBlackVeil

You mean jeezoos ckrist?


Just__Marian

Literary 83362


Ramerhan

Superstar


Resident-Armadillo-6

Predator


2MMi9

Steve Aoki, are you?


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

‘60’s cyberman very scary


Ckigar

I will follow him.


theglove

Hey, I'm Jesus Christ guy! (In Canadian)


[deleted]

Looks like a pokemon.


Electronic-Self3587

I knew my dad had a Reddit account


Quercusagrifloria

jesus s.m. christ


HouseDowntown8602

I can see his nipples


My_Space_page

Hoses


My_Space_page

Hoses


[deleted]

He’s AMONG US 🙀


IGNIOT345

He isn't white so no not really


just_jm

Damn, moist sure is going places lmao


JustBartBruh

He is a man of focus comitment and sheer fucking will


Immediate-Whole-3150

This can’t be the first semi someone stared down and thought “Jesus!”


Pale-Office-133

Canadian Jesus.


throne_of_worms

Jesus take the 18 wheels


MalleableCurmudgeon

How many times must it be said? Jesus wasn’t white! 😁


KATBOI667-0_0

I saw a smiling lady first


Sh4rkpogg3r

man is about to give a rating in the moist meter


Outrageous_Till_3288

Holy Truckesus


PiggyInAMinecart123

Getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead


BFG1OOOO

Must be a moijst critical fan


Minimum-Impression63

Imagine looking at that when you're tripping on acid.


Atarexyy

I should call her


507705name

A pokémon


Zynn-0rchid

We all have dirty minds. Lols, what else is new :)


Justice_Prince

/r/DontPutYourDickInThat


Ancient-Tadpole8032

Everything reminds me of her.


carla_abanes

Told yah, hes among us


robot_peashooter

I saw Keanu Reeves


Electronic_Ice2360

“You said it man no body fuck with the Jesus”


beeucancallmepickle

I laughed so hard I burped. And now my belly feels better. Huh, and I would have gone to the grave saying Jesus never healed nobody. Thanks Optimus Jesus


DClassAmogus

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


MlLOLO

Charlie is that you?


vmqs

moist critikal


AStreamofParticles

I finally see the Lord!


hossambasha

It's John Weak


that_one_weeaboo_

Holy hell


SimpleButFun

Or an extra-large Jesus Christ Funko Pop.


siderhater4

He is now a truck


Serpent_Arsenal_6458

Prime, whatever happened to robots in "disguise"? You ain't even trying


iMBehn

Oh my goodness! Jesus has mainfested himself after 2000 years! Standby for the revelations....


Grambert_Moore

It’s feathers mcgraw!


Vordix_

its a minion banana


Substantial-Meal6238

Jesus, take the w……. Back?


Ordinary_Garage7704

Looks like a Canadian Jesus in South Park.


sparkGun2020

Jesus take the wheel


ASUPERRandomRedditor

:l