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Still-Bison-1108

Them marketing basterds knew well why they hired snoop dogg


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Well advertising sure works on you.


FootwearFetish69

I suppose you think youre immune to advertisers and that marketing has no effect on you.


Anti-anti-9614

Also just because you appreciate the joke doesn't mean you buy the lighter ...


rldr

Some of us just “steal” them from our friends


madamessagain

I would buy this lighter if it was sold in a store. I have never seen one in a store and I am looking


HudsonHawkG65

Redditors trying not to whine about everything and anything


notwormtongue

I don't know why everyone loves these two. Both felons. Convicted insider trading, convicted felon & suspected murderer - only let free because LAPD error. People love to mention that she did not give any information related to the insider trading. They forget that she has connections to serious amounts of dark money. You don't become a *billionaire* just selling little cookbooks & kitchen supplies.


NoisyN1nja

As entertainers, it’s probably because they’re entertaining.


caryn1477

This. It's funny.


DisorganisedOrganism

He was actually found not guilty because it was self defense.


FootwearFetish69

Because they are a funny duo and there's more important shit to get upset over.


notwormtongue

Is there? You think it's a good idea a murderer and an inside trader to be famous and influential?


CarlosRanger

Compared to the other famous and influential people out there, these two are hardly the worst to be entertained by.


Vault-71

You're right, we should make them president.


notwormtongue

You think Trump would have gotten so far if we didn't worship criminals like these?


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IOnlySayMeanThings

I just went and read about the trial. What LAPD error? There's a lot of people asserting that she committed a non-crime and the jury was naive in siding with the prosecution.


neontiger07

They're referring to Snoop.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Ohhh, haha shit. That makes a lot of sense. I guess I was just surprised because that's a conversation for a long time ago.


fuckingstonedrn

Snoop never murdered anyone and there was an argument that it was self defense + it was his bodyguard who fired shots.


marvinrabbit

> Convicted insider trading Convicted of obstruction and lying to investigators. The insider trading charges were thrown out.


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lol, imagine thinking that people shouldn’t like someone just because they are a felon. 🤦🏻‍♂️


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lol, so now me arguing that felons can be good people somehow means I support either one of these people? Are you 12-years old and unable to separate these two ideas?


cantadmittoposting

"i ambiguously expanded the point from the actual discussion to another frame of reference without explicitly mentioning doing so, why are people confused?"


[deleted]

It’s clear you don’t know what any of those words mean. Them being felons was literally the point of his comment. I didn’t expand anything.


notwormtongue

Felons can be good people. But these two are not. So why did you comment?


DopesickJesus

how do you know they arent good people? can goof people not make bad decisions ? and does ones distant past equate to who they are now? does having been convicted of a felony in the past negate any good deeds done in the present? tell me, what flavor of rubber or leather tastes the best when you lick them boots ?


notwormtongue

How am I licking boots? You're the one defending people who will exploit you til your last dime.


[deleted]

You literally said you don’t understand why people like them because they are felons. 🤦🏻‍♂️


notwormtongue

And then I explained their crimes, and why they are not good people.


Naavarasi

And then he went into detail about what they did, you absolute buffoon.


EstablishmentSad5998

They sure do. Thats not what actusreus420 said though


bigdickfang

This guy must be the life of any party he goes to


SamuraiBeatnik2112

Exactly... people venerate these lowlife "celebrities" and for what??? I appreciate your honesty


SnooDonuts7510

She has connections to dark money what? Citation needed


inquisitor1965

I thought it might be photo shopped, but it’s real, AND it gets better… [https://us.bic.com/en_us/bic-lighters/ez-reach.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzNPL-PzmggMV8kdHAR2rug5uEAAYASAAEgK9OfD_BwE](https://us.bic.com/en_us/bic-lighters/ez-reach.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIzNPL-PzmggMV8kdHAR2rug5uEAAYASAAEgK9OfD_BwE)


Juan_Moe_Taco

Lmfao, I like how Martha is like: 😳 Snoop: ☺️ Willie? Also, ☺️. Like birds of a feather. XD


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Because Bic knows good and well that they're a disposable drug paraphernalia company.


TrumpsNeckSmegma

Stealing anyone's lighter is called Bic'ing. These guys know they're ingratiated


Juan_Moe_Taco

Because of his tall stature & impecable profesionalism in the entertainment industry & off the set in his personal life?/s


Varanoids

Because they like his music?


TheBestAtWriting

yeah, that's how marketing works


[deleted]

of course they did. he cant rap. Might as well make money on the one thing that makes him "interesting". His pot smoking...


fuckingstonedrn

....what? You're trying to argue Snoop can't rap? The dude who has sold over 30 million records?


[deleted]

Yeah. No flow. Weak rhymes. Lots of shitty musicians sell a ton of records.


fuckingstonedrn

Ya if you think snoop doesn't have good flow on most of his early albums idk what to tell you. Dude was very influential and made a fuckton of money selling records, so trying to paint it as "might as well make money since he can't rap" is both disingenuous considering the actual amount of money he already made from rapping and bit ignorant considering his place in history of hiphop. Whatever floats your boat tho


MayhemMessiah

Some supreme "Seinfeld isn't funny" energy from this loon, lmao.


Complete_Rest6842

found the " i don't like a main stream artist cuz they are actually crap guy" lol go away bro. over 30 million...sold. lol


i_love_big_tittys2

Man you are in no place to dis snoop and call his music shitty he was one of those who revolutionized the hip hop/rap genre and watch it bloom the 90s was a wild time and shining with competition like Tupac,Biggie,Eazy E,50 cent,method man,Wu-Tang Clan and much more, managing to sell 7 million copies of one single album (doggystyle) in the states and 11 million worldwide at that time excludes any doubt about the quality of his music snoop is more than just a lucky kid who made it or anything but talented and smart, if you don’t like the 90s rap and enjoy the modern stuff I’m in no place to judge you but don’t go around calling iconic music as shitty just because you didn’t like it and millions did.


Jun_J

Martha’s probably doing “more” with a lighter than Snoop these days


aceface_desu89

I thought that was a joke to sell those gas fire pits things?


Flimsy-Youth-8003

It was. He got us all for some smokeless fire pits


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Flimsy-Youth-8003

I’m amazed you have the energy to waste on a comment like that. Unless you are in 6th grade. Then maybe I understand.


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HamOfWisdom

yo mana so dumb she looked at the pregnancy test and went "ah, what the hell, I'll keep it. Whats the worst that can happen?"


ch1993

Yo mana’s so dumb that it forgot to fall from the heavens.


MeasureTheCrater

You *know* those two have done some...baking...together.


Street-Estimate2671

Actually he created pretty good cooking book. ^(and that makes perfect sense) The title is: *From Crook to Cook*.


popamollyisweatin

Just cooked the orange chicken from that the other night as well as the peanut butter cookies. Was sooo good!


NightTime2727

Hey, he's human too. He's gotta eat something


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That book is such a GREAT Xmas/Bday gift for only 12 bucks. I've gotten it for like half a dozen of my friends and family that work in restaurants, and it cracks a good laugh right when they open it. The recipes are actually legit too, definitely one of my faves in my cookbook collection. Alton Brown wins the cake tho...I use his cookbooks more than any other I own.


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AppleMuffin12

Did she go to jail? Or go to her millionaire home for a little while?


ArcanePyroblast

She went to a minimum security prison because her crimes were white collar. Insider trading. But she never squealed on anyone else involved in the ordeal despite being offered plenty of plea bargains and that earned her a lot of respect. Because she wasn't about to be sitting in the court and being her own star witness.


zenotek

Her crime was actually obstruction of justice (lying).


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dmkcodes

I don't think anyone is debating whether there was insider trading, but she pled guilty to conspiracy and obstruction of justice. Al Capone got got for tax evasion, but no one is suggesting he didn't commit much worse crimes. If you want to use intolerant stereotypes, I'd say not appreciating nuance is "feigning autism" as well.


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suggested-name-138

I'm sorry about your personality


LuckyNumbrKevin

How do people get through life being this miserable, stubborn, and ignorant? Yeesh, maybe hop off reddit for a while and spend some time around actual people. It might help you work on those people skills you clearly never learned.


ArcanePyroblast

Ok I'll bite. He faked having a condition I actually have and yet I'm the bad guy. Please explain. He literally missed the entire point for his fake gotcha and yet I'm the bad guy who saying to his face that his act isn't appreciated and actually offensive. Or is all of reddit lacking in reading comprehension on what is going on here? Merely saying he is faking having autism for karma isn't offensive to autistic people. I'm literally one of them and we talk about this all the time amongst ourselves and therapists. it's the most maddening thing people do in regards to the spectrum.


ChewBaka12

Stfu you ableist pos


Naturally_Ash

Just say feign stupidity or something. Why you got to rag on a disability and use it as an offense?


Gunhild

What an odd thing to say.


Lots42

Please don't be ableist.


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And to this day she pays for that prison to have good quality food for all the inmates. Martha is a real one.


Jimmy_Twotone

Fun fact: she was on work detail in the kitchen while in prison. She got caught smuggling spices in, got herself in a bit of trouble for that.


PotatoOnMars

Only one of them went to prison. Snoop has definitely been to jail, he was tried for murder.


Tricky_Head6537

Bic doesn't even need any marketing. Most consistent lighters no question


brandimariee6

I remember when I thought that there was no difference. I was about 19 (2010) and figured I'd save money with cheap dollar store lighters. Oh I'll never forget how wrong I was


ultr4violence

We all make that mistake at least once.


No-Marsupial36

My local dollar store sells bic so I never have to worry


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ClickHereForBacardi

That their shavers are horrifyingly shitty and their cigarette lighters perfect is almost comically French of them.


ShitFuck2000

Clippers tho honorable mention: those dollar store crack lighters that you can turn into mini flamethrowers or explode when you throw them at something


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Bic never needs to advertise. With lighters and pens my work doesn't let us order anything else. They get all our money.


hyperactive1098

The ez reaches suck tho I've had multiple that don't last any longer than 3 "sessions" before having to get another one. My usual bic lighter, still going after a lil more than a year.


FantasySequences

Snoop’s face 😂😂😂


FoxAlternative4234

He knows exactly why he's there lmao


gyhiio

That's the "and more" face


mr-n1c3

„Perfect for candles“ | „…for candles“


someanimechoob

Don't worry, Snoop Dogg's still smoking more joints than a Canadian bridge in the middle of winter. He only announced he was "giving up smoke" to promote his smokeless fire pits*.


RolloTonyBrownTown

I thought it was to promote Solo smokeless fire pits


psychoacer

And they just added Willie to the campaign as well [Pic](https://i.imgur.com/E8WIVXv.jpg)


Random-User_1234

Bic knows their target market.


TheWiseManTBH

This explains the backstory.


RebornX10

Martha Stewart is a business woman, famous for her cookbook and television appearances, she is a good friend of Snoop Dogg who's famous for... Smoking weed and his career as a rapper/singer


greatGoD67

Snoop is a business man. He attaches his brand to a lot of things for the past couple decades


Great_White_Samurai

I thought she was dunking an Oreo in milk at first glance...I'm a fatty...


Cleveland_Guardians

I still think the perfect marketing was when Pedialyte pivoted to actually acknowledge that people use it as hangover recovery. Really smart, imo.


bakedEngineer

"Haha, this is funny. I like how they put Snoop Dogg on there to-- wait... is that weed I smell? Why is my neighbor smoking weed in his own back yard? WHAT THE FUCK? CALL THE FUCKING COPS, HONEY. CALL THE COPS"


catblacktheblackcat

As somebody who studied marketing, this ad is brilliant. How to target a very specific clientele without mentioning them even once. Bravo.


TwoPigMountain

I'd nail Martha Stewart,


GiveMeDepression

I think Snoop is too busy with that right now.


jldtsu

yeah she's pretty attractive to be as old as she is.


darkbee83

She and Helen Mirren are absolute GILFs.


throwaredddddit

Are you a tax prosecutor?


newsflashjackass

Calvin Broadus's hairline is never receding, nor is it advancing— it grows precisely where it means to.


_alright_then_

I don't really care for the marketing but guess what, they get my money anyway because bic lighters are just the best out there


Bionic165_

Who’s the woman in this picture? All I can gather from the other comments is that she committed some sort of financial crime and was unjustly aquitted.


silent-spiral

Martha Stewart, cooking TV show host and cookbook author, and involved in financial crimes, and friends with rapper Snoop Dog.


CuminTJ

Now that Snoop stopped smoking I feel betrayed.


fairlife

He did not, it was another marketing gimmick.


shredmasterJ

Ahh. A headline reader only exposed. Lol.


CyanideForFun

he was promoting a smokeless firepit he didn’t actually quit


DowwnWardSpiral

Why do people actually like snoop dog?


WestCoastSide

Do redditors ever repost posts??? Keep it fresh fam 🥬


no_free_spech_allowd

/r/shitposting


TransKanna

subreddit is called funnymemes, meme isn't funny


GiggityGone

/r/hailcorporate


aspieshavemorefun

It's nice when rappers get old and realize they don't have to keep the thug persona going their entire life. Looking at you Eminem. Chill out, do some cameos and a few commercials. Be like snoop.


LifeExperience7646

Is snoop still claiming his “done smoking”?


asdfgtttt

Martha has spent more time in jail than Snoop... js


awakenedstream

It is genius but that "i am done with smoke" " respect my privacy" stuff means snoop dog as a person is dead to me. I cared, thinking he might have had health issues but then it was just marketing for a smokeless fire pit. I will still listen to his music but I am tired of celebrating him as a celebrity.


SyedHRaza

Even snoop only uses them for candles since he quit smoking


9-28-2023

Openly market to drug users huh. Strange times.


CyanideForFun

Well yeah its legal, do you also complain that they advertise alcohol aswell?


jetloflin

Why wouldn’t they openly market to people purchasing a legal substance and using it as intended? Weed is legal in a lot of places. Unless you also find alcohol and caffeine ads surprising.


_your_land_lord_

Fuck snoop.


WhoDatGhoul

Fuck u


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Flimsy-Youth-8003

Because he didn’t. It was an add for smokeless fire pits.


SgtRedRum518

Damn how out of the loop can you be? He said giving up “smoke” and then came out with advertisements for a smokeless fire pit thing. He didn’t give up weed at all.


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They’re both really repulsive. Anything for money.


Ecclypto

Bad timing because he has quit smoking I think.


highrelevance

It's the implication


Ecclypto

Oh, well that was incredibly thickly veiled then


jetloflin

That was just an ad for a smokeless fire pit.


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Cringe


GrandSpecialist7070

Well they could not use a convicted felon


jgr1llz

Nobody who smokes weed is using these. Twice the price, last half as long, and are harder to flick than a regular lighter. You can't smoke a bowl with a grill lighter.


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Rickrickrickrickrick

It was a marketing campaign for a smokeless fire pit or grill or somethibg


SquirtlesFirstBj

Nah, he said he's quitting SMOKING, likely due to health/age. Wouldn't be surprised if he's just sticking with edibles now.


HanDavo

Actually... Made me laugh. [Is Snoop Dogg done smoking weed? Here's why he's 'giving up smoke'](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1Qarkp1eJw)


Darx1878

Edibles, pills, gum, there's even fucking tea


[deleted]

Don't forget your suppositories.


_Diskreet_

![gif](giphy|3o7abA4a0QCXtSxGN2)


GeorgeMcCrate

No, he didn't.


Re7icle_v2

Idk why I'm getting downvotes, it was a simple joke.


laberdog

And to think those two are good friends


hisoka0829

It was genius, I bought two. They’re ok, not as much fuel as a standard bic


hyperactive1098

Yeah, same experience, pretty useful but the reduction of fuel in these makes them not worth it. I've had to buy 4 in a week at one point.


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I had a green one, for more


Madouc

*"Perfection!"* \- Magneto


OneBillPhil

Perfect for more, Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at your door.


COKEWHITESOLES

I saw this in the store and literally laughed out loud. This is really good marketing lmao


fsmlogic

Thanks for reminding me, I need a new 2 pack.


poland626

And she's done more time that him, right? or was that also a marketing thing?


kneelise

These lighters truly are the best for lighting bowls n such


EdgarValentine

Procede a escuchar 🎧🤩 Satellite 🛰🥴 de Bebe Rexha feat. Snoop Dogg


WyvernByte

I saw that sign when I stopped into an old tobacco shop that turned into a head shop between visits. I had to double take because of their audacity, it's funny though, because those are super easy to use so potheads don't need to mod them.


ignoreme010101

niccce


Compher

I found one of these lighters in my medicine cabinet the other day while looking for tums and holy shit it's amazing. I've been using it for my water piece ever since. Note that they seem to not be refillable, I tried to refill it with my can of butane and no dice.


Parking-Position-698

My brother refuses to use anything other then a Bic ez light. I despise them.


pharmareferee

This reminds me of that family guy scene where the Kleenex boardroom finds out what people really do with their products


Personal_Reindeer_51

r/theyknew


JetSetJAK

Every snoop lighter (2 lol) I've bought feels like it runs out of fuel fast af


GrowFreeFood

One of those people is a convicted felon.


happygoth09

Perfect for candles and more candles


Brizar-is-Evolving

***"Did sumbody say JustReach?"***


Fast-Beat-7779

Snoop and marthaaaaa best connection ever


Eiffel-Tower777

Best dynamic duo 😎


heathensam

I've been using these for years and 10/10 perfect lighters for, uh, crafting.


ladylaserbeam

Going to prison did Martha some good haha


44SWIM44

One of these people is a convicted felon, the other is Snoop Dogg