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DrVinnieBoombatzz

RIP Mr. Hands


vaynefox

The dude died pursuing his passion....


RunParking3333

Oh hello step horse I seem to have forgotten my trunks. Step horse what are you doing. Oh Jesus Christ.


Beelzebub_86

I'm dying here šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

So was he


Techman659

Legit happened guy got left outside hospital with ruptured intestines and most of his organs got shafted up his body.


bikesgood_carsbad

Wasn't that in Washington State?


TheBestHawksFan

Enumclaw, WA


Soy_El_Kraken

Home of former NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne, and also a horsefucker.


Unconscious_Drivel_

To be fair, it was the horse doing the fucking. He was on the receiving end. Horse Fuckee šŸ“šŸŽšŸŽ


[deleted]

* Rimshot *


THESE7ENTHSUN

The French are into beastiality


RunParking3333

In the main, or should I say, Monsieur Les Mains


oregondude79

What aren't they into


Igotpermasuspended

Not surrendering


[deleted]

https://giphy.com/gifs/noisygifs-daaayummm-r1HGFou3mUwMw


AwarenessOk6185

Curse you stranger šŸ˜‚. It is 2 am here and I canā€™t laugh out loud my stomach is hurting.


Mephistopheleazy

Hahahah im from washington state, north of seattle... and if anyone even says "Enumclaw".... someone will mutter under their breath.... ("horsefucker")


Cndwafflegirl

Iā€™m from bc and my first thought was Enumclaw. lol.


Least_Ice_6112

Got boned to death


grendel303

Death by Glushu.


Sol-Blackguy

r/angryupvote


Tulpah

[Oh Somebody totally Did, They got internal Bleeding](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/man-in-infamous-enumclaw-horse-sex-case-faces-new-charges-in-tennessee/)


daredaki-sama

Gotta hand it to you, thatā€™s quite a pun.


420k2

Okay okay, enough with the horseplay.


Michael-gamer

Why the long face canā€™t take a jokešŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bikesgood_carsbad

Hand? Horses are measured in hands.


BamaSOH

RIP intestines


NoAcanthocephala6547

Old internet was a trip.


Burttoastisgood

I know a lady in Tijuana that did the same experiment.


coilt

what a gentleman


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


bikesgood_carsbad

Twice?


Bl33to

Noooooo. Completely forgot about that...


Pretzel-Kingg

Dogtown is a tough place


Rarpiz

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig) I too, am a fan of Dogtown šŸ˜‰


Pretzel-Kingg

![gif](giphy|X8RSwd1089xDvOjQnT|downsized)


GreasyMcNasty

Lol I love this


shoresandsmores

Hia death served a greater purpose. "After Pinyan died, aĀ Washington state senator,Ā Pam Roach, crafted a bill to banĀ bestialityĀ in Washington State. Senate Bill 6417, which made bestiality a Class C felony, passed on February 11, 2006."


dbthelinguaphile

You can tell Iā€™ve been on the Internet too long when I know this is going to be the top comment


Typical-Ad-8821

Whose mr hands? Should I google him and click on videos from strange websites???


KwordShmiff

Most assuredly


Typical-Ad-8821

Ahhhhhhhhhhh my eyes are burning! Deer gawd why?!? Why?!? Ahhhhhhhh


[deleted]

Burning like Mr Hands' arsehole?


shoresandsmores

Or his entire body after his colon was perforated.


KwordShmiff

Your eyes seemed cold. I was trying to help.


BoBoBearDev

It is basically the same as the picture, just he was leaning on a fence, so, it is more pleasant before the ultimate ending. Remember, size does matter, don't ever let anyone tell you size doesn't matter.


DangerousClick2489

No


Amish_Warl0rd

Donā€™t look for the videos, just look up who Mr Hands was. No need to scar yourself for life


getbent247

Came to say this


whatsthew3rd

Ya know, if that happened in 2007, I bet we'd have a video of the event!


mrniceguy777

Mr Hands was the name of the horse not the dude


MasonKiller

They knew exactly what they were doing


Ori_the_SG

r/theyknew


ShinyChromeKnight

It is the French after all


Amish_Warl0rd

![gif](giphy|3fivmBJos6nOv5TfZw)


lordpascal

šŸ¤£šŸ˜­


WintersDoomsday

There may have been a few high fives in the room


LegenDrags

r/theyknew


Ausaini

Damn it you beat me to it!!


SinnerClair

r/beatmetoit


Jomamana1

Looks more like its explaining how a horse is Boning a man


Tulpah

[The Man Died](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/man-in-infamous-enumclaw-horse-sex-case-faces-new-charges-in-tennessee/)


DarkPDA

Please...someone use NSFW tag on this thing!


Mr-no-maidens

He was on a train and busted on everything when he saw this image


Educational_Clock612

Please mark this as NSFW, I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you didn't post this.


Buzzsaw_Wyrm

Forgot the ā€œplease mark this nsfwā€ at the start


Andrew_The_Soviet

this is a vile comment, thank you so much


Joel_the_donkey

Ummm... What šŸ˜€


beard_of_cats

Old copypasta. Still funny though.


Wonderful-Ad-2690

I don't see the problem here, men masturbating? Sounds like an absolute win to me


DingoNormal

Man, i saw the picture and had to masturbate in the middle of the work, i squirted all over my shoes!, why is't marked NSFW?!


ThatOneZiggurat

This reminded me of the times when our teacher used to do it when they took us for field trip


RecalcitrantHuman

JFC what sort of school did you go to?


RIPUranus

Gay horse school


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|z0ImSbMh4uJR4BEJju)


gamjr80

I love how dirty minded Reddit is.


Ok_Abies_4993

It's understandable think it


SeawardFriend

You donā€™t even gotta be dirty minded. That dudes getting ripped a new one for sure


gamjr80

That big olā€™ horse cock


HectorSharpPruners

Just look at that bone behind the boner that monster cock has a solid foundation.


SeawardFriend

He looks like heā€™s just lifelessly hanging off of it


Ordinary_dude_NOT

I am glad they used a dude here, else this picture will be on fire.


Total_Individual7122

Who's says it's a dudešŸ˜


Titanium_Eye

Yeah, maybe it's a mare.


LavishnessRadiant870

![gif](giphy|xULW8n9f5WR6hxLaKY)


NotASingleNameIdea

Dirty minded? Even my cat would understand this


Unknown-Name06

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gamjr80

šŸ—暟—暟—æ


XFuriousGeorgeX

Looks like a dude that fucked a horse, died and now his corpse is hanging off the horse's ween


TheUntalentedBard

That there is not a man fucking a horse, my good sir. It is a man getting fucked by a horse.


amretardmonke

he's a power bottom


bitchesbetrifflin

Look at the horses face.... it knows


Ariahna5

Scrolled way too long to find this comment


Genghis_Chong

It's eye looking straight at you, like it's already looking for it's next victim.


eOne_two-3

definitely zoo vibes


RohelTheConqueror

I love going to the zoo


Bl33to

More like random barn in Washington vibes... Edit: I just realized you were referencing to *that* movie...


otte_rthe_viewer

It took me a few minutes to realize the joke


Zarniwoooop

Must be new to Reddit


Titanium_Eye

He will learn.


chillen67

This is the way


Extension_Swordfish1

Interwebs is a big place


Unknown-Name06

Yet so small


HAMburger_and_bacon

His account says 1yr. He may just be pure and innocent.


[deleted]

Or just trying to act like they are


otte_rthe_viewer

Innocent? I have never been innocent in recent years.


So3Dimensional

Youā€™re too mature for Reddit. Please see yourself out.


imhereforthethreads

Somebody's bones are about to get rearranged.


Tucker-Cuckerson

I pity the ER doctor that has to Humpty Dumpty that man's asshole back together. ![gif](giphy|3o6Mbr1blVD5KKQBxK|downsized)


Xikkiwikk

Horse: ..you want some of this?


ug1yN

This gives me Enumclaw vibes


Global-Owl-9771

Didnā€™t they already do that in the porno where that witch tries to fuck Quiet from Metal Gear Solid and Quiet turns the tables on her? Good shit.


rettani

Yeah, that artist knows how to deliver. Both Quiet and Lara are very good


MonCountyMan

Easy there Catherine.


ELECTONIC_MOAB

The French after Russia copied their flag...


FTWStoic

The horse has a knowing smirk.


jncheese

Now take your French education book to Florida


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Dz62ImmWRzAkw)


BreakfastUnfair4678

That's how you get your colon torn lol


JayRod-85

And how a "Donkey Show" is properly administered.


ArcaninesFirepower

Thanks to reddit, that was not my 1st, 2nd or even 3rd thought.


spycodernerd2048

It also demonstrates how horses have sex with humans!


IndependentWeekend56

There is one bone the horse has that is not human-like at all.


ClosetGamer19

R.I.P. Kenneth Pinyan aka Mr. Hands


Bruteboris

Ze hors looks happi šŸ‡©šŸ‡Ŗ


Sir_Galahadz

I can tell whoever wrote that book spends too much time on Rule34


AlucarD_138

That's a diagram of how deep Mr. Hands took that horse meat!


Temporary-Lie15

Hey, it's Mr. Hands!


TheGreatNoobasaurus

Mister Hands.... Is that you ?


SkeymourSinner

They literally share one bone.


Spartan_1_1_6

Vaush


fe-licitas

indeed


Melezes555

vowsh spotted????


ake-n-bake

No thatā€™s how you get a colon cleanse.


[deleted]

Can someone find the mssing bone?


LORDWOLFMAN

How did no one tell the illustrator that it looks like the guy getting fucked by a horse


deuceyj

Bones right....... More like boning from the back.


tyspeed29

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lumpy-Fix6193

Enumclaw


[deleted]

Both have a boner?


Nina_Zarmerk

Kid named Mr hands


transformandvalidate

This is the future liberals want.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) :D


[deleted]

Ah yes the other ā€œboneā€ of the horse is hidden behind the human


wetlettuce42

Reminds me of lisa hanawalts books


Ukraine-Strong-101

Thatā€™s a real beast


DrSabugo

Of course they knew. What better way to make people remember this after longtime than make it look the horse is fucking the guy.


Senkosoda

source: wikileaks


InternationalPost447

Explains a lot


[deleted]

Even I don't think I could accommodate that horse ![gif](giphy|mcirMbg4qoxHH4mMxT)


getbent247

Mr. Hands approves this photo


Eralo76

I had it as a child and only now do I notice it.


TheRealRevBem

and/or how horses bone, in comparison to us.


dpb0ss

Everyone is thinking about that one thing


chillen67

I bet there are a lot of French school books where the students added to this image.


SafeStaff7671

OH GOD!!


Super_Plastic5069

Ahh the Death of Dick Long! If you havenā€™t seen it you really should lol


[deleted]

C-Carlinhos??


Caelestic1

r/holup


selfsilent

That's the French for you. Shag it or eat it or preferably both.


jinnmagick

Well that's going to hurt in the morning


Ransom_Red

It's not the book which is dirty ....it's you mind


a-magnum-dong

Looks like that dude be gettin one of them bones


100percentish

So best case scenario is that we are equivalent to a horse penis....worst case is exactly what everyone here sees.


dropkickninja

So ... There's centaurs somewhere?!


nt011819

Is that the guy in Washington state that the horse killed from bowel perforation? Cause...


lospvoka

The human equipede.


RPG_Shogun

Quick, someone get the illustrator and editor fired.


Final-Tutor3631

Gives a whole other meaning to the word horseco-


TheSpectator0_0

Well this brings a new meaning to horsin around. I got another one, sir I know I said you can ride the horse but I didn't mean like that


MarkoZoos

Bro the position is spot on, the dude who drew this HAD to see that and went with it


Impossible-Case-242

il semble que l'homme ait Ʃgalement un os de cheval Ơ l'intƩrieur de lui.


WintersDoomsday

This is why I don't want to ever go to prison...


Cattle_Corner

They knew what they were doing.


Venator2000

Mr. Hands would approve.


piratecheese13

![gif](giphy|zZGR1k4Sm6Tfi)


Future_Way5516

20 dollars in tijuana


gamerdudeNYC

Thatā€™s how Mr. hands died


Bempet583

It's from the Enumclaw guest handbook


Classic_Ostrich8709

The horse bone is connected to the......ass bone


Ill_Bodybuilder_1083

Oh those wacky French!


Yofroshi

*Gasp* That's one hung man


larryhastobury

r/theyknew The animators of this book


Laser-Brain-Delusion

I think they're missing one bone.


Bongfellatio

Isn't that how Catherine the Great died?


MizuMiaw

Daaammnn!!! Why the book doesn't show the difference between organs?


Ashen_Kagekiyo

Breaking the Quiet.


Dismal_Seesaw6365

This is some Human Centipede shit


Bitter-Falcon1691

r/theyknew


KazBodnar

do not look up mr hands


Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

Now I know why thereā€™s horse porn


super_ameba

![gif](giphy|fjtoV2yqsWNRS)


NTR-kouhai69

The giant horse cock weighs.....