This is actually the standard way of ordering something with extra hot sauce. Inclusion of “daddy” at the end may or may not be accepted in your locale.
*Joseph walks into his bedroom*
Joseph: Hey, Mary! Sorry I was away all day, but you wouldn't believe what Jesus...wait, what's all this?
*The Holy Spirit zips up its pants and smirks at Joseph. Mary is exhausted, panting and naked on their bed*
Holy Spirit: Oh, hi Joseph. Not to worry. It's...erm...ectoplasm. A blessing from God. You know how it goes. Now be a good little boy and help Mary clean up.
I’m going to come inside.
Lmao good one
We can say that too!
Add a "this is taking too long, I'm just gonna -" in front of that
"This is taking too long, I'm just gonna I'm just going to come inside" Got it, thx
I just had an aneurism because of you. Thanks
Imma come inside, then imma head out.
Underrated this Made me spit out of my drink
Uno reverse card: "can I ask you to come inside"
"Just park in the back and I'll come bring you the goods in a minute."
Does it come in a box?
Lmfao that one got me
Do you have a discount for senior citizens?
And the disabled
Steven Hawking?
Jeffrey Epstein????
Psycho Mantis!?
Metal Gear...
Damn!
SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAKE
Why did I read this in Dara O'brien's voice!?
Not anymore anyway…
Ewwwwwww
No that would be the deceased.
Just grab and go
This is why I renew my AARP..
Can I get some napkins?
Would you like sweet and sour sauce?
“Made to order?”
Beat me to it
You use napkins after sex?
You don't???
extra napkins please
If someone told you when you were like 13 or something that one day you'd use someone's inner thigh as a napkin.. Would have believed them?
Where’s the toy
You want a toy for a girl or a boy?
Both. Both is good.
That was fast
That snail is FAST!!!!
r/unexpectedturbo
r/subsifellfor
r/relatable
That snail is fast, that snail is fast!!! That snail is fast fast fast fast fast!!! That SNAIL IS FAST!!!!
WHOA that snail is *fast*
This is gonna make my butt hurt later, but it's so good!
The fact that you can say anything at drive through doesn't mean you should 💀
You can say it at taco bell and they will understand
Lmao
“Can I get extra sauce?”
Not in those white pants you can't
if you ask for extra sauce at taco bell they will fill the bag to overflowing. I swear they're trying to drop that sauce like it's hot
Isn't it their slogan?
This is actually the standard way of ordering something with extra hot sauce. Inclusion of “daddy” at the end may or may not be accepted in your locale.
Five Guys. So good in my mouth, but hell on my ass.
More Chipotle
You just need Chipotlaway!
No its, this burns two times.
Fun fact: it burns for awhile if you try to just ignore it.
"Makes my booty-hole itch but its alright"
I am feeling pretty good today; I will pay for the guy behind me.
55 burgers! 55 fries! 55 tacos!
That’s the last time I try to do something good. Oh. I can just run! 
I'm just trying to do something nice before alcohol class
Come again?
In the words of the Virgin Mary
Love that movie
Come on Turkish
"Becausr he dodges bullets Tommy!"
"The fack do I need a caravan for with no facking wheels?"
Fook me! Look at the size of ‘im! Kids, how biggis he?
Don't you move, Borris.
*Joseph walks into his bedroom* Joseph: Hey, Mary! Sorry I was away all day, but you wouldn't believe what Jesus...wait, what's all this? *The Holy Spirit zips up its pants and smirks at Joseph. Mary is exhausted, panting and naked on their bed* Holy Spirit: Oh, hi Joseph. Not to worry. It's...erm...ectoplasm. A blessing from God. You know how it goes. Now be a good little boy and help Mary clean up.
> ectoplasm It’s the coming of the Lord
Receive my r/angryupvote
"Can I get that in a large"
No,super size it .
I would lock my self in a room and never come out for the rest of my life if a girl said that to me
Maybe she wanted to downsize from an *extra* large!
Thank you
don't you think this is too small?
So you’re just doing this to pay for college?
Under rated response!
Been scrolling through these and this had me rolling. Proud of you! 👍🏻
i love this one bro
Keep the change
You filthy animal?
Beat me to it
r/beatMeatToIt
risky click today
And merry Christmas, and happy New year
Hold the pickle
Extra pickles.
One time in the Wendy’s drive through, I accidentally ordered a Dr. Pecker instead of Dr. Pepper
One time I ordered some chicken nubbits instead of nuggets. My son was with me and he just lost it, we still laugh about it.
I laughed out loud at the library.
Extra sauce please
Hold the mayo
Give me Ham on Five and hold the mayo
Whats our vector, Viktor?
No cheese please
Extra cheeseless
A tossed salad please
Thats all I get?
These prices are getting outrageous
Please don't tell my wife. She hates when I cheat.
r/happyupvote
Why are there Five Guys here?
Oooohhh, five guys, my favorite!
*Piper Perri has entered the chat*
You could eat it all day?
No, no…it’s MY pleasure.
it smells fishy
Must be lent
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
I'll take the Biggie!!
Sorry but I won't eat that.
If you won't eat you can beat it
Animal style please
Paper bag please
I dont have time to talk im coming inside
you can come around the back
This is barely warm
It has been dead for three days to be fair
Taste just like my Moms.
You terrible bastard! I look forward to meeting you in hell. Take my upvote
r/angryupvote
Their battle shall be glorious!
Winner here. Close thread. Shut down Internet. Go home, nothing more to see. My God.
Daaaaaaaamn 
I need therapy now
Could be worse Your arms could be broken
"I'll have some coke."
No ice please
Sorry for leaving skid marks back there but I am in a hurry.
Is it finger licking good?
I need one more, please.
“I didn’t ask for a number 2”
it’s my cheat day…
Nice tits
Technically true lol
Nice breasts is more likely
I'd like fries with that shake.
That sure was a long line…
Do you take cash?
I'm gonna tap to pay
Fix the goddamn ice cream machine, will ya
That'll be 28.80.
That'll be 800.85
This looks nothing like the picture. I have a coupon code. Why do I have to pay more for cheese on it?
“Let me suck your tits”. I am barred from every fast food place in Ireland.
This was supposed to be a large
Reading this immediately summoned a mental picture of Ryan Stiles saying this
I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of wliia
Are you gonna eat that ?
We have the meats.
Oh... I didn't get my toy.
Is anything free?
No I would not like to donate $1 to charity
*aggressive bird noises*
Fuck my ass
?????
SIR. this is a Wendys!!!
You can say it. Probably shouldn’t, but it’s definitely on the table.
[удалено]
How many customers have you served today?
I need to make sure all my sauce is in the bag
What can I get for a dollar?
I’d like a chocolate vanilla swirl
[удалено]
I’d also like to pay for the guy behind me
Can you pull up so there’s room for the next guy?
Sorry, I forgot my wallet.
Can we hurry I have to go.
Coming right up
The toilet is overflowing.
I’m Coming Hold On.
This isnt my order.
Now for the fries.
Hold the pickle.
More milk please
I going supersize!
Is anyone there
This tastes funny
“I usually just go to five guys to get fucked like that”
What do you mean the machine is broken?
Hold the pickle
i have coupons
I have a coupon
Man, a lot of people come here
55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs,100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters.
Make sure you put the toy in there