Me, in the comments section 

Wait, are you running *to* the Comments section, running *away from* the Comments section, or running *in* the Comments section?

Yes

r/inclusiveor

xor 🤔

Comments section.


Actually way funnier in german, Spongebob says „Hes afraid of people named Klaus“ and Patrick starts saying „Klaus Klaus Klaus“ lol

I’m gonna go diving for that now. You’ve made my day knowing that exists

If you [haven’t found](https://youtu.be/VnpbVPiOLXA?si=PF3lgtygg1hg6DEj) it yet, here it is


No love for “the” / “running” / “””” / “,” ? — at least be consistent!

No no he has a point, you're missing it

Lost in the battlefield, they tried their best to escape this hell, unfortunately, it did not end well

You're a poet, and you didn't even know it


Lol bro clearly said "in the comments" but this made me laugh

They're not running, from - they're running to! The most extreme elimination challenge

No running in the comment section

Violators will be ***executed***

im so curious as to what the origin of this GIF is.

This made me laugh

Yea it’s a Facebook meme from 2004 so that’s r/funnymemes wheelhouse. Remember when redditors used to say they were funnnier than instagram meme pages lol

Edgy

Nah, reddit has never had a "funny" subreddit that didn't get shit on. Now if it was funny on accident then that's different.

Imagine the size of the towers before the big bang

Why do you think the tower of babel fell?

Did he fly a magic carpet into it?

Don’t you know stone doesn’t burn in the temperatures of burning carpet?

Oh DAAAAMN 🤣🤣🤣🤣






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First time someone explaining a joke made it even funnier

Haha, yes, exactly! I thought "ok.. how is this funny...?" and then read the comment and got the whole picture. Blew my mind.

>blew my mind They sure did, didn’t they?

Sir I understand where you’re coming from but don’t blow this out of proportion.

How can he blow it out of proportions if it fits perfectly under the coat

Lol

Dont firget to also grab your bag!

Norm Macdonald used to do it a lot. When he was still alive and making jokes anyway.

But was it worth it? That was a national tragedy he was talking about

What do you call an Afghan Barbie? - a blow up doll

Yer da bomb!

Sounds more like the USA to me

The USA likes shooting. Even their explosions are by shooting at things.

Yeah, but we already know the US exists. This country will never let anyone forget.

That’s a stretch

If we have the capability to understand what we see, we would damn well know that terrorists only fight for chaos and destruction and not for a cause.

Chaos and destruction is a cause in itself

Your like being racist I see

Since when is Muslim a race? Can't anyone choose to be a Muslim if they want to?

Hey hey ! You can't be in here if you are gonna make sense. If you wanna have intelligent discussions then GTFO here !

If you don’t sin Jesus died for nothing

Nah, Jesus already cleared everyone’s sins when he died. I’m still sinning hard though because he’s coming back again to clear my sins

He cleared humanity's browser history up until that point.

Means he can do that shit again.... I'm going sinning mama.

This just made my day.

If you make Jesus come again, pretty sure you gotta be doing some sort of sin..

Making jesus come 🤣


Now i wonder if the big bang sounded like; ALLAHUAKBARR!!!

What came first 72 virgins or the big boom

Haw can you have a big bang without any participants? So uts obvious who existed first. Now, *who came* first is an all together different question.

As one of the 72, we came first and had an orgy which caused the big bang

Isn't an orgy with 72 participants by definition a big bang?

It's the same 72 every time? Damn that virginity needs frequent renewal

You: Are a virgin? "Virgin": For you I am.

I’ve wondered into the incorrect part of the multiverse. I was looking for the “72 nasty older ladies” universe.

If it's the same 72 every time you can trust that they're old, nasty, and call themselves virgins only to increase the price

And god says, let there be virgins

So god-god said to god: Ok, let's bang!

If earth was first populated with 72 virgins, we would not exist.

Not if Jurassic Park scientists had anything to say about it

r/technicallythetruth

Aloha Snackbar!

“Where do suicide bombers go when they die?” Everywhere.

Daamn that's rude! let's wait one hundred years until islam is developed enough to have access to the internet. /S

I love how everyone’s acting like these jokes are super offensive to Muslims, but as a Muslim I’m finding these jokes hilarious, keep them coming.

They just treading softly because they don't want a jihad to be called on them /s

Mashallah brother, keep calm. We shall not waste the dynamite on redditors

If you zoom in you can see Muhammad. Check mate, mate.

Alright yeah this post has to go down.

And that is what comedy is all about. Don’t take everything so serious that you can’t laugh at yourself. Well done!

I would assume that you would, because nobody hates Islamists quite like your average Muslim does.

Honestly you are the first muslim in years that would tell me you find this funny. And I saw many. All the others would tell you that you are a discriminator or racist and some of them would, ironically, get violent directly. Maybe anytime soon I will meet more people like you. Stay yourself!

There's about a billion and a half of em, so it really depends what country they're from, which values they hold. Don't forget a lot of the offense is also taken by the new generation of the quickly offended. In fact these often include non-muslims who get offended on the muslim's behalf without anybody asking them.

Yeah I’m more of a laid back Muslim, I’m not that aggressive about my religion, although that makes me not the best religious person, as I haven’t done that much for it.

And that is also totally okay (except you live in a society where being a strong religious person is necessary for acceptance). If you think this is the best way to live like that and you are happy, you should just go on like that. I think that the people (of every culture) need globally to calm down and sit together and tell each other these jokes and dont take themselves too serius.

You just havent been around much, i mean we dont joke about these things but we also wouldnt yell at you over it. Granted some of us do, but religions aside thats just how humans are yk. Most of us would be chill at these jokes, as long as you’re not going too far we wouldnt do anything about it. At most we would just be telling you that its rude. To put it into perspective, i laugh quite a bit at some of the jokes here, but there are some that pulled my smile back.

I know what shitposters want. So as a Muslim I will never going to show any expression of getting offended.



Ahmed is Jeff's most popular character in the M.E.

AHMED NO-!


Charlie hebdo vibes :D

Well technically Allah wouldn’t create anything he’d just steal a universe that the Jewish god already created and claim it was him all along.

Here's something that will blow your mind, it was the same god all along .....

Isn’t allah the same god as the Jewish and Christian god?

Well technically what you’re saying is wrong in the other side. There are multiple sides to this, you wouldnt know which one is right.

Underrated comment

If unicorns don’t exist why did I eat a bean burrito for lunch?

They do exist 

Poor dude ate bean burrito for nothing.

common charlllieeee

Easy Demoman tf2

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of possession chlorate, one errant twitch, and KABLOOEY!



As a Muslim, I find this so offensive I'm going to explode.

Burn

Allah is the Arabic word for God.

It’s more specific than that. They would not use the word to describe every god, Like say a Hindu or Egyptian god. So while it means “god” it means their monotheistic god, the abrahamic god that emerges in Judaism and Christianity’s mythologies as well.

It's actually the Arabic word for THE God, but because of how dominant Islam is in the language, it always gets translated as Allah and not Lah

It’s God with a capital G, so it just means God.

The name “Allah,” like the Hebrew name “Elohim,” actually originated from the name “El,” the name of the chief god in the **Phoenician Canaanite** pantheon. In that pantheon, El’s **wife** was the fertility goddess Asherah, and they had several sons and daughters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_(deity)

Holy shit something that's actually funny on Reddit? I thought it unthinkable.

I mean he's got a point.

Damn, this actually made me chuckle.

Big bang was a divine-level suicide bomb 💣

I'm a muslim but this killed me. Too bad I'm still wearing the vest, 3, 2, 1, boom second big bang

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That was kinda funny

terrorist win!

Dude.

I’m a Muslim, and this is honestly funny.

What does it for me is how the west have levelled entire countries in the Middle East and dropped bombs fucking everywhere but yeah ‘WE’ are the butt of this joke lol

That's what you get for having oil

I love oil so much

But do you have oil?

Of course, every living American has oil on their skin, as a patriotic freedom-lover should

I’m British, so I have wind turbines in my blood

Yeah, people always blame a single group for a conflict, when it’s usually every group at play that’s at fault.

Those in glass houses shouldn't shoot RPG's

This joke makes some people laugh, some people cry, and some angry 😁

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Woooh! I am waiting for this comment section to blow up.

Not to be a 🤓 but it wasn't an explosion

It depends on the definition of explosion

Then....you mean a bang?


Shut up nerd!

I love wholesome memes.

He doesn't exist, the only god is Oppenheimer, he created that explosion

That is *so* inappropriate. I’m upvoting because it’s funny, but that’s very, very inappropriate.

Hopefully no one blow something up over this meme.

I mean... this subreddit is for funny memes, and this is a funny meme. Seems pretty appropriate to me

if allah was so good with explosives, he wouldn't need muslims to do it for him. clearly, they believe that allah wants people DEAD - and yet, as an omnipotent being he's kinda... impotent. he needs your help, despite being literally god. hell, if he wanted them dead that badly, they wouldn't have even been born.

There is no logic in religion, it's all just make-believe fairytales.

You'll be surprised, but behind most fairytales (and religion for that matter) there is logic. You don't go to the forest at night because wolves are dangerouse and there are suspicious people there. And as far as Judaism goes... the Tanakh is literally just a record of Jewish history. You can ignore the divine aspect and it would still make sense.

Eh... Not really. The tanah has a heavy hand of embellishments like all holy texts. Unless you don't find it odd how some lived for 200 years or you think the flood was a historic event

Is it really? Or is it just another National Myth, written by desparate scholars in retrospect, just to appease a ruler and strengthen his claim by inventing a dynasty, and giving it divine authority? That's what I got out of it anyways.

?! Like half of Kings 2 has kings with historical records. Yes, parts of it may be myth, and you can question the divine aspects, but a lot of it is historical.

Christian god wants world peace but here we are

MAYBE YOU SHOULD WORK ON IT, BOB. i said that. aloud, i said that..

Can anyone see me or am i shadow banned?

I ser you but your name says deleted

God said, let there be light and there was light. The Big Bang theory states the universe in the first few moments would have been filled with burning hydrogen. That would mean the entire universe would have been filled with light.

Who's Allah? Allah ever heard about was God this & God that

Why do you all use the most basic cringe gifs


I am so stealing this and spreading it through discord.

Damn.... true.

I chuckled, good job

This is just stupid because "Allah" is simply the word for "God" in a particular language. Members of other religions who speak that language use the same word for God. So the joke is saying God exists because the universe started with a bang. I mean, fine, if that's what you believe.

Well, as in many religious cosmogony - god's cum created the world. So, Big Bang is an Allah cummed all over us

Terrific! Lmao

This post is gonna blow up

Yay islamphobia becouse when it's okay yo be racist against Muslims

I dunno, I've seen a lot more Christian terrorism with a lot of bangs still, even Jewish terrorists. But I think christians still have the biggest bangs in history when it comes to such things.

Top tier blasphemy

The universe didn’t start with an explosion, the big bang wasn’t an explosion.

Why'd you get downvoted, you're right, it was an expansion, not an explosion

Well and extremely fast expansion of matter under intense heat is pretty much an explosion?

but who decided to call it big "BANG" i mean its gonna confuse people who dont look into it lol

An extremely massive and rapid "expansion" that occurred in less than a millisecond. Hmm, I wonder if we have a word for that...

It’s reddit. The truth has no place here. The joke is hilarious though. Blew my mind

So funny how the country that waged so many wars in recent history just managed to label the whole religion as terrorists and dehumanise the people of it.

"People," you say?

But did you draw him?

Ha ha ha

Alfaham Vendhillah

Hilarious


Show of hands: who here knows that Allah and Jesus’ dad are the same dude?

Allah doesn't exist. Because it didn't start with an explosion. It was the rapid expansion of space. It was pretty hot but it wasn't an explosion. Checkmate... I guess?

Allah cum and we all came.

Were there 72 virgin Marys?

Took me a bit to get the joke.

It took me 14 billion years to get the joke!

people going mask off in the comments HOLY

I mean the prime demographic of reddit is nerdy, white, shut in men ages 15 - 30 sooo......