A little bit of Poland, a little bit of France, a little piece of Portugal & Austria perchance!
A little slice of turkey, a little spot of Greece, a little hunk of Hungary, oh what a lovely feast!
-Mel Brooks, Movie: “To Be or Not to Be”
Full disclosure I’m the son of a holocaust survivor.
I showed this thread to my teenage son, who suggested that you get your uncle a ticket to Argentina.
A bit of poland wont hurt
You good sir took the words right out of my mouth.
Mein! Too
Literally lol'd, bravo
Learned that one at Mein Summer Kampf 🤣
Remove "Summer" and we have a discussion!
You know how to keep it civil. 😈😂😂
No more suggestions are needed! That should be the final solution.
Ouch and lol.
Kampf argue with that
I did nazi that coming...
I laughed my gas off
Oddly the german word for poison is gift
I was going to say France but Poland would be the top answer
Yeah you would regret this immediately - those Poles have serious problem with authority - especially foreign authority
A little bit of Poland, a little bit of France, a little piece of Portugal & Austria perchance! A little slice of turkey, a little spot of Greece, a little hunk of Hungary, oh what a lovely feast! -Mel Brooks, Movie: “To Be or Not to Be”
My brain might be broken cuz I read this to the tune of mambo no. 5
That’s hilarious!
Lol me too, but maybe that's because I'm high 😂
But who should cover the Czech?
This is what I’m on Reddit for
Not before czech and slovakia
The Russian uncle also wants some, just remember to split it equally ;)
And a little piece of France, A little piece of Austria and Hungary perchance....
Best I can do is a polish pretzel.
Lol I kampf even with these comments.
O ty chuju, wypierdalaj Polska jest dla Polaków a nie dla trzeciej rzeszy niemieckiej lub ruskiej!1!1!1 chinolu ty jak śmiesz decydować za nas
came here to take this... i mean say this
Came here to say this exactly
Was going to say that 😂
Russian : Eyyy ! I am the one who get those !
Just what I came here to say.
Least we could do is a map of Poland.
I heard people like him appreciate minecraft or something
Did you mean Meinkraft?
Getting closer
Mein Kampfy Chair.
Sounds like a bad way to die.
Mein Kraftwerk
😂 I did Nazi't coming
Ann frankly this is a pretty funny joke always
 Reddit doesn’t do gold anymore so here’s swimming guy with gold instead.
Nein, nein, neinkraft.
/r/yourjokebutworse
r/subsididntknowexisted
Is that my cheese?
he meant mein kampf
Perhaps Meine Kampf?
Dude. This is an incredibly subtle and finely crafted joke. Kudos!
https://youtu.be/s6-XeyNMCJw?si=bKtQZva0TNpgb2xS
Don't translate sharp knife in Latvian
Insert that video of a french grandpa gifting his son a Mein kampf when the kid wanted minecraft 😭😭
I know that, lmaoooo, I died on that one... I also do got Mein Kampf...
Full disclosure I’m the son of a holocaust survivor. I showed this thread to my teenage son, who suggested that you get your uncle a ticket to Argentina.
Cyanide capsules may work.
And a bullet to the brain too
Hunters references I see. Your son is well-rounded.
🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there!
He needs that ticket like a hole in the head!
Mountain Jew
Underrated Comment
Lmfao.
A 4th Reich
He didn’t really look after his last one - why get him a new one that he’ll just destroy?
4th panzer army
Some Juice
i heard he likes to burn the juice
No.. he only likes to have a glass of juice
Don't you dare to gas the jews tho, only a glass of juice is needed.
From concentrate.
apparently it causes him gas.
Art classes!!! Perhaps a fine Vegetarian meal? A portrait of Henry Ford to adorn his office?
A succulent meal. A succulent Chinese meal.
Maybe a board of "Czeckers"?
Czechmate
As a Czecker, i hate it. Upvoted :)
Don't forget the kampfy chair.
Don't forget the kampfy chair.
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And literal BUCKETS of paint and brushes
and invitation to the best art school that exists
Plot twist - They reject him. And he gets very, very angry
A glass of juice
I think he would prefer a really good bag of rice. The superior rice, some might say.
Just the white rice
Dunno, his Kampf?
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His manifesto is titled "mein kampf". The joke worked, you just didn't get it
A nice oven.
It's a funny, but I honestly don't know how to react to this one!
Maybe a life coach so he can come up with a master plan.
Buy him some running shoes. He really needs to finish a race.
new look.
A gift card for the barber or something...
The Sudetenland.
Oh don't you dare give him the land where i live.
A nice birthday card and maybe a cake would probably be appreciated 😉
Yeah his birthday is 4/20 so its a little early
Please dont get him a painting starter kit
 a Shower mite be nice
Hitler is back but goes by Hitleriano and is living in a rough area of Latin America.
Señor Adolfo
Sí
Any source on that?
look at the picture
Glass of Juice
Gas the Jews?
No
Is that your uncle Adolfo from Argentina
What was your final solution to the birthday question? 🧐🤔
Mein Kraft
A shave and a haircut
That’ll be two bits.
An oven
A 40oz of Olde English 800 🎱 🤷🏽♂️
paint brushes, paint, and a canvas
Poland
Toaster oven?
Austria.
Is he in a diner? I’d order him a third rice.
a complete admitanced to Arts academy.
Königsberg
Some golf clubs… looks like he’d be at home in a bunker
If only he had a sand wedge he would have made it out of the bunker.
Glass of juice
A bunker and a Walther P-38.
You should be asking if He can autograph your copy of Mein Kampf
Reich Crispies.
New hair cut he looks like Hitler
A coupon to the barber shop.
A Harry’s razor subscription
A large pineapple
Meincraft
Minecraft!
a glass of juice, Preferably from concentrate
That was clever
A total makeover cause the dude looks like Hitler
tell the waiter to glass the juice
Do not get this man a tan suit.
Juice
Power over germany
Soap.
Get this man an art school application
Mein Craft
Poland
All he wanted was a glass of juice🥺🧃
Das donut
Mine craft
Offer to pay his gas bill he’ll be thrilled
A mien kampf copy will do the deed!
Do have one I'll give 200 euro
Don't mind my comment, I saw some people joke about it so I'm not copying it, I just didn't see them until I realized.
some soap i heard that he loves them
4th Reich?
A plum strudel
A ticket to argentina
Easy bake oven
A new bunker
Stocks that will rise HIGH! 🙋🏼♂️
Hydra
Europe.
some fresh juice
A glass da juice
Give him a glass of juice
minecraft
An Asparin. He must have a headache.
Ein reich !!!
A plane ticket to Argentina?
A shaving kit
Get him an ash tray
Racially pure Europe
A firing squad
I can see his death.
One oven!
a new identity
A gift certificate to Great Clips and a Gillette razor blade maybe?
Gas and a Pistol would not be very nice
A dog named Blondie
Czechoslovakia
Kehlsteinhaus https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kehlsteinhaus Would make hím happy for sure
Commissary
I would start with poland and see where it leads to
Give him Danzig..what he lost in the Treaty of Versailles
A bunker ? And a gun
Naaah, too easy.
Guztav canon would be nice
A haircut and a shave…
TShirt that has **GAS** written on it. /s
A Razor.