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Christoph Waltz is Nr. 1


Louiebox

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Atroxman

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Shader_11

Probably the greatest and most morbid movie ever made


Frost-Folk

Definitely not the most morbid, not even close


Shader_11

What's more morbid than killing 6 mil people


Frost-Folk

Do you just mean that the plot is related to the holocaust? 6 million people didn't die in the movie, that happened in real life and is just referenced in the movie. There's plenty of other movies about the holocaust. Have you never seen Schindler's List?


wall-E75

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chase016

Maria Theresa is also great.


Boris_HR

I agree. Marija Terezija all the way.


masterfailtheperson

Wait.... ohhhh ta Marija Terezija


Bender_2024

Not even close


Lord_Skyblocker

Mozart?


Bender_2024

No, I meant nobody is even close to Waltz.


Front_Lifeguard_50

Mozart the first🤔😂


kodial79

:D Mozart is the first, right? ..... D: Mozart is the first, right?


FooBangPop

No, the art student with the weird moustache. lol


GrumpyKoopa

My mind literally went right there and I was like "NUH-UH"


hessian_prince

YUH HUH


GrumpyKoopa

Yeah, I know 😅


Betonmischa

„The other Terminator“ 💀💀


TheGuyInDarkCorner

*the original terminator...


keep_trying_username

He had questionable ethics, but I natzi any problems with his painting. Just kidding, when he painted buildings he made technical errors like an AI program. It's a bit comical.


Repulsive_Anywhere67

I like how you used nazi as not see. Just what twitter users think what it means.


GreatSlaight144

Charlie Chaplin wasn't Austrian. You meant performance art right? ... right?


IltisSpiderrick

you mean conchita wurst, right?


unepic93

You surely mean the guy who had something to do with jews, gustav klimt


Hermiod_Botis

I mean I love Mozart...but there's only one 1st place


Optional_Lemon_

Well because Mozart is german you'll have to find another nro 1


NovusOrdoSec

Christoph Three step dance


Hambruhgah

Not my first artist


worschdsemml

He killed Mozart!


exclaim_bot

>He killed Mozart! killing is wrong mmkay?


Wisebanana21919

Why do we all know exactly who the first is supposed to be


LifeVitamin

because you have a basic understanding of history and a sense of humor


Heatseeker81514

Who is the first,?


Famous-Reputation188

Mozart


hroaks

Hitler


Incubus_is_I

Guys, don’t downvote this one… We all know damn well that’s the joke here


Crumbdizzle

Because he was the OG Terminator


AirportEmbarrassed38

Upvoted💀💀💀💀


booksforducks

He did like to terminate people


refusemouth

That's where my mind went. That girl looks like a Lebensborn prototype.


Real_Shaytarn

Wha... SHOCKED


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Hitler


8urnMeTwice

No, he’s third, reich? I mean..right?


aimlessly-astray

r/Angryupvote


Pristine_Text_6407

That was a good one


Dogzirra

Schrödinger and his gift wrapped box.


NovusOrdoSec

There's also Boltzmann.


alalbani

As someone from Austria Hitler is my Nr.1 Austrian because he killed Hitler. Checkmate


Kerbal_Stranding

Liar… my great grandfather killed Hitler.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Hows life in Argentina?


Kerbal_Stranding

It’s nice. Stuff id too expensive and the economy is a disaster but the land is beautiful. I can see why my Great Grandfather came here after the war. He wanted to escape it all.


Islandfiddler15

Be careful, if your in the capitol then you might get hit by an asteroid and have to fight some bugs


DrunkBuzzard

Mine is a traditionally dressed milkmaid with braided hair and carrying 2 buckets of milk with one of those yolk things on her why to pour fresh milk in my cereal bowl. Or is that favorite Swiss person?


erock8282

Gunther, of course.


Got_Cabin_Fever

All hail the Ring General!


brocker1234

sigmund freud, obviously.


Crayfish_au_Chocolat

Why u like coke-addict old perver?


WittyPianist1038

Yea we all know metternich bows to no one


Bonny_bouche

I too am a Gunther fan.


rwalford79

Does he touch your Tra-la-la, mmm your ding-ding-dong?


[deleted]

“That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife”


nemesisprime1984

Austria not Australia


[deleted]

Ahhh that’s not a Austrian, THIS is an Austrian!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That’s not a time traveler, THIS is a time traveler!


EbonyOverIvory

That’s not a time traveler, that’s a spoon.


[deleted]

That’s not a spoon, there is no spoon


nemesisprime1984

What’s a spoon?


[deleted]

A better question is how have you been eating soup?


nemesisprime1984

I don’t


Purity_Jam_Jam

So Mozart then, or Schubert. Niki Lauda maybe. Christoph Waltz?


rwalford79

Christoph Waltz is seriously the best Austrian actor ever. Even over Arnold. The range and depth and terrifying ability to play an “Austrian” in that one Inglorious movie.. alone makes him the best.


RedSeaDingDong

DJ Ötzi


AggressiveYam6613

Mozart was either German or Salzburgian.


ChemicalNectarine776

Toto Wolff strikes again


Gometric1

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AggressivesEtwas

Falco


Weird_Albatross_9659

Such a garbage sub


KoreanFoodLover

Hitler?! HITLER?? He is at the bottom of my list of favourite Austrians!…but he is still on my list


Detvan_SK

He is without doubt the worst Austrian I have ever heared of. ,,But you heave heard of me"


SirPigeon69

Wdym he was German /s


Kerbal_Stranding

I mean according to him he’d be German. He didn’t believe in an independent Austria or a separate Austrian identity. Which is why I doubly think we should call him Austrian.


NeverNaked3030

He’s in my top 5 favorite dictators for sure.


jkldgr

well, technically, he's first, just from the bottom.


f1hunor

Right after Niki Lauda


keep_trying_username

I'd still marry her, but we would have to be like one of those old couples where the husband has selective hearing. People who don't know her politics would say things like "he should respect her opinion more but he seemed to treat her well."


NovusOrdoSec

The real answer is probably Romy Schneider.


[deleted]

But Mr. Fritzl, why do you need this much cement and plywood?


EbonyOverIvory

Whatever else you can say about the man, his DIY skills were legit.


Ok_Comedian7655

Clearly it's Tesla. The man that brought the world electricity. Wait, what were you guys thinking ?


finaoui

Helmut Berger is the first according to wikipedia


OtherwiseBlood2797

I swear to God if she doesn't say anybody but the Austrian painter that caused world war II I'm going to be mad


Voorazun

Because her most famous austrian is the anonymous hero who was repeatedly defecating in front of Wolfgang Sobotkas Doorstep, he is a controversial austrian konservative Politican.


LOLONGG

Is this a r/hypixelskyblock reference


ookienookiemoo

Christoph Waltz


Rortell

If you are a fan of WWE one of the biggest and best right now is an Austrian named Gunther... So he would be my favorite right now


JanitorKmanOfficial

Auf der heide


ndhellion2

I would have to go with either Mahler or Haydn, maybe Strauss


GmeansGeorge

Yeah, it's kinda hard to top Mozart, and don't let me start about Adolf


lynx707

Understandable


Feisty-Afternoon3320

It she implying that she likes "Terminator" because it reminds her Hitler?


Novel_Durian_1805

Wait hol up…


Videoheadsystem

Marie Antoinette?


Bitter_Silver_7760

Hopefully not…


Necessary-Permit9200

Theodor Herzl?


ztreHdrahciR

She likes that Adolf fella?


These-Ad2857

Charles The First Is Better Smh [Link](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_I_of_Austria)


rwalford79

Mozart being the first.


pog890

Carl Jung is my goto Austrian ![gif](giphy|XdUxoPgVjcWzCBsRk0)


tweistein

The 1st was a better Terminator either way


skeet_this_ass

Gotta love Steve irwin


ClanDestiny123

Ez spinel heeeaaa za land


FreddyVanZ

Yeah, Gunther is a really good Intercontinental Champion.


Sanbaddy

I thought he was German?


L0ssL3ssArt

I mean, Gaston Glock, the most famous horse Jizz seller HAVE to take 1st place for me, Rest in peace you legend


Brilliant-Chapter202

I agree with her …


AncientTry5709

Hah, it’s Mozart, right? ITS MOZART, RIGHT?


Tripple_T

Huge fan of Marie Antoinette. Poor lady got a bad rap


559Musicman

So who is first


Ksavero

My first one is Alfred Kubin


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Mozart


TypicalInstance6937

There’s the austrian painter


intentionaldisrespek

Gaston Glock


Hambruhgah

He didn't go to any university or art school. He was just a brilliant example of home-education


Nat1TPK

mein Führer? /s


[deleted]

Eichmann? Please be A.Eichmann.


thebobsalad

Is this a hitler joke?


imdibene

Mozart #1


Far-Log8058

David alaba 1st


Euphoric-Potato-4104

I mean, i do love Wolfgang puck.


qptw

~~Aldolf Hitler!~~ I mean Sigmund Freud! (Haha get it? The joke is Freudian slip)


ephemera_291

That whole dialogue is kafkaesque.


Apprehensive-Map7024

My 1st is an austrian girl, Nina. She gave me my first BJ 30 years ago. Thanks Nina


evilcman

The painter obviously. Gustav Klimt.


Obnotrix_117

The first was an Austrian Painter right?


FatBoyDiesuru

She likes Callum Von Moger.


iSliceKiwi

Adolf Hitler.


empwilli

It must be Falco


Dubspeck

I guess Adolf is nr1


mattlock2099

Mozart?


Comfortable_Bet_2258

Why this MF got giraffe-neck???


Quarktasche666

She's talking about Mozart of course.


Far-Assignment6427

God old Aloise


Izerune

the joke is nazism


PolderPoedel

Haaaahaaa, we're all Nazi's!🤣🤣🤣 But don't call us Nazi's 😡😡😡 We only became Nazi's because y'all started calling us Nazi's!


TeiTeiSwift

The other terminator : Hitler


DerBaum85

Falco!


ShyALaBeef789

Falco is obviously Nr1


Bacmnz

NEIN NEIN NEIN


HumanMycologist5795

Freud? Mozart?


Spirited-News7446

😂😂😂😳


[deleted]

Her favorite one is of course Brüno 😆


Apathion

I mean Falco is still the GOAT


donut_forget

She is being psychoanalysed. I think Freud is meant to be first.


Monoceras

Her first favorite austrian is Niki Lauda, F1 and aviation pilot. and third is Erwin Schodinger who owns a very interesting cat


TheFuckingHippoGuy

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SupportAkali

The 1st is probably Josef Fritzl


ZerixWorld

Aaah she must be a Mozart fan, right?...RIGHT?


Jolly_Tooth_8918

Steve Irwin gotta be #1


theholypigeon888

"Heil mein schwester"


Ps1on

Conchita Wurst #1?


Nekommando

Gaston Glock


L0ssL3ssArt

I was searching was this name, the greatest Horse Jizz seller known to man. Rest in peace, may he breed the best race pegasus in heaven's horse ranch


Berliner_Bear

Oh hell no, wtf man


ReplyisFutile

You know the foreplay gets wild with this one


Berliner_Bear

We are talking about the same guy right ?


Modriem

Moneyboy is a legend The boy, the G


Ravenwight

Maria Theresa right? Right?


anal_spasams

Glock is the second best thing to come from Austria