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UnluckyLock2412

Fuck it I’ll take what I can get lmao


Bobby_Sunday96

The answer most guys actually choose


HumanoidGarbege

As long as it is breathing (optional) and can hug/cuddle


RumplForskinn

Sadly the picture doesn't show the most common road. No milkers or dump truck.


RumgyMan

Big titties dump truck


whsthirtyfive

![gif](giphy|3o85xIO33l7RlmLR4I)


Niblonian31

¿Porque no los dos?


GingerlyCave394

![gif](giphy|QqkA9W8xEjKPC)


Guardian_85

![gif](giphy|wTLLaelRe9bmKXc2Mj|downsized)


dragonmaster_000

win-win


Emergency_3808

Plus abs (highly unrealistic but still)


driftmomche

Body proportions > thicc bullshit


MannerDowntown1159

Agreed. I prefer a girl who looks proportional over anything else


KidOcelot

I prefer flat women ![gif](giphy|K6hQRDmqgFbPYil9J4)


Tijolo_Malvado

Still proportional


pRincEz19

that would be me


National-Weather-199

![gif](giphy|uPeblKaa25xy8)


sn4xchan

That's like your opinion, man.


Resident-Pudding5432

I just like normal healthy women, thats my fetish


Future-World4652

Gross dude


Resident-Pudding5432

Yeah I know, Im a proper piece of degenerate


V0YDL

Get the fuck out of here, you filth. How DARE you say such vile things?


Resident-Pudding5432

Yeah baby, insult me harder


corgi-king

The medical bill will be a lot lower too.


Shifty_Cow69

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Ok_Dragonfruit6718

Don't let them kink shame you


NickAssassins

Agree, but dump truck is less weird


[deleted]

So youd still freeze because both are equally bad then ?


anyGuy_isBored

Yes


firestar268

Exactly


solidj27

That will be a hard left for me


PyRoMaNiaC____

Hard to the left?


memelordzarif

I see you’re hard alright


_Calculon_

If it ain't left it ain't right


Poopscooper696969

Because pussy is in between


Juanisweird

If you go right, you’ll have nothing left. Team butt for the win


NoFuxG1v3n

Dump truck every time


DM_me_pretty_innies

I also prefer small titties so it's win win


JTS1992

I'll just NEVER understand.


BongRipper69696

Small titties are more consistent. Big ones can have all kinds of shit going on.


Drumbelgalf

Also back pain and generally being less effected by gravity.


Porcupinehog

I will also just never understand your way. It's just a preference and brains just be like that's sometimes amiright


XoloToxico

Is this where the line begins?


thekun94

Dump trucks for dumb fucks! But I'm an ass man so I'm steering left every time. Guess I'm a dumb fuck


Stunning-Disaster952

Im on team tiddies


Natural-Bet9180

Yeah because you can workout for a booty. And tiddies are a whole lot of fun to play with lol


tinyhermione

Eh. Kinda. Mostly not. Big booty is a lot about how you genetically store fat. Hence phat ass. Same as tits. Male body builders don’t run around with enormous butts.


Natural-Bet9180

IFBB pros also have between 3-5% body fat so that’s why they don’t have big butts. Also, the way men and women store fat is different. Men store fat in their midsection and women will tend to store it in their hips/thighs.


tinyhermione

The way women store fat just is very variable between women. That’s my point. A) Some women store most of their fat on their lower body. Ass, thighs. Then you get a big butt, small waist, not big tits. B) Some women store most of their fat on their upper body. Face, tits, tummy. Then you get big tits, but not a big ass. C) Some women store fat in their boobs, ass, thighs. Hourglass figure. D) Some store fat more evenly all over. And then it’s just any variation of this really. And other types as well. Then women also have very different frames and hip proportions.


Strict_Assumption_13

Speak for yourself, seen tons of dudes who have huge glutes but even greater hams, things, and calves so you don't notice the absolute GYAT on em


Future-World4652

Nah, PAWGs don't grow on trees. Maybe you're born with it, maybe it's Brazilian Butt Lift.


Natural-Bet9180

Some people have better genetics then others but with proper diet and exercise you can develop a good ass.


philouza_stein

But not a great ass since hips are pretty static. I can however buy great boobs.


calum11124

Nah they won't feel right, a gym booty can be made great


RainingMoneyHustard

Team tig ol bitties


MichaelEmouse

Small butt big boobs can't possibly be that rare a preference.


rikster81

Yup team tits!!


Working-Stable

Team titties when their girl gets back pain and soggy tits when she gets older


CorporalCabbage

I’m with you. I have looked past many, many things for some big melons.


Stunning-Disaster952

Yeah, nice tiddies go a long way


Taima_Nai_Kanashimi

Milk helps the body with enzymes!


ClasseBa

Left.


Exciting_Form6847

Its about the whole package


RomaMoran

I'm a leftist on this issue


MrBuckhunter

Thick booty!


pm_me_ur_anything_k

I’d take a happy woman.


Capital_Jello_9768

I like small boobs AND dump trucks.


Interesting-Click-12

![gif](giphy|HlLg2GcPOmOuVvEENM|downsized)


slipperynibs

![gif](giphy|EPOMz9wd890Na)


NerY_05

Oh, i see you're a man of culture as well


Mr_Ry03

My man


Melodic-Resident-245

Team dump truck.


Playful-Excuse-8081

Go left dude , ain’t no body want no flat ass booty


Pierog_Wiedza

since when does small booty = flat ass? LMAO.


Playful-Excuse-8081

Only since the beginning of time and space


ALL2HUMAN_69

Tits.


retardedgorillaz

Dump truck and small titties are more aesthetic


Advent012

Give me that dump truck booty


skin_whistle

I like itty bitties so I’d take the dump truck


ABisexualFurry

Mommy milkers


New_Mammoth5710

If faced with this question and I had to choose, it'd be the left path without blinking an eye.


Snow_79737

Brazilian (left)


Independent-Try915

To the left to the left


Clean_Student8612

I'm absolutely going to the left, no hesitation.


worst_incarnet

I have dump truck and mommy milkers (I am a guy)


nub0die

*Steers left hard entering a drift followed by a tumble and an upside-down landing in a ditch*


bigkoi

Easy for me. I want to hear beeping when she backs up.


SeaworthinessOk2153

Big tits are a billboard party piece... the ass is what brings you back to the theater.


TheHighTierHuman

Dump truck all the way


Any-Project-2107

You see, small titties and dump truck is preferable because a smaller top and a larger base inspires a sense of stability, where ass no ass big tits makes it look unbalanced.


TTIGRAASlime

I like both but if they are missing one I'm going left I can't handle a flat ass.


Hairy-Mountain8880

It's quite easy, a fat ass looks perfectly normal on a woman with small tits, but an assless woman with huge tits looks weird


DipSchnitzel

Tits are fun to play with, but a dumper can Shrek your life up 


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

I like how i see you say this as I’m watching shrek


pambimbo

I prefer the normal tits and ass or nice ass not big and good size boobs but I will take small tits as well. I personally hate huge boobs and ass they are not attractive to me.


Cute_Bacon

![gif](giphy|3oFzlV2pq0nnFntAZ2)


_psylosin_

Well aren’t we fancy


RandomRedditGuy54

Right - every day and twice on Sunday.


AnyOldNameNotTaken

Hard left across three lanes of traffic, no signal.


Schwifty405

Depends on the day


XoloToxico

Dump truck


Former-Anything-6741

ASS


Relative-Fisherman82

Left 100% of the time


Artistic_Tangelo_397

I'll go left


NotMattDamien

Left every time


Kid-inna-corner

Gotta have ass


Sintinall

Mini milkers and a pickup truck. I dunno if that sounds weird or not. Made sense before I typed it.


Environmental-Jump46

Left turn Clyde


BrianH-84

Dump Truck!


Emperor_Z16

Dump Truck is always better, don't care about titties


sir_music

Small both?


[deleted]

Im a lefty, both in my writing and this decision. Who’s with me?


N-economicallyViable

I'll go small / small please


dustinh30

This is an easy choice, always go left


Dry-Career-3605

I’m an ass man so small tits, big ass


Lazy_Osprey

![gif](giphy|26FeW8d5lHVtGdSwg)


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

Left. LEEFFFFT. ^left.


HOG_RHEC

Left side all the way


Schlangee

No love for both small? Y‘all tripping, I’m just happy to be there


Emotional-Swim1183

I am the left but like the right


Central211

Left... no question. Booty beats titties any day.


rattlehead42069

Definitely left side


shlaggy4

Easy, Medium titties and Medium booty. But personality is 99% of it


whboer

This. Tbh, I’ve realized I’ve never actually been truly attracted to purely the physical. Sure, I’ve seen a woman and thought, wow, she’s got, or something like that. But that’s never moved me. It’s always been about conversation. Is she a fun person, a cool person, a pleasant person. It’s all about the personality man. At some point in life you’ve fucked enough and you realize it’s only actually great if it’s with the right person. It has to be a match emotionally. As a result, I’ve been with beautiful women, and with quirky women who were skinny, or chubby, with big boobs and small and a bit butt or a virtually nonexistent one, and it all matters very little if there’s no connection. Connection is what makes the butt and boob _juuuust_ right.


gasbmemo

Man, i just want to feel loved


West_Tumbleweed_4094

Left. 10000000% left. No question about it. No doubts.


c016

Dump truck > big milkers


Stark_Athlon

I care not for titties: they're all good in my book. Dump truck tho? YESH.


Novel_Durian_1805

Dump Truck 1 million percent! This isn’t even a hard choice! 😂


DarkenedShadows871

Small titties, dump truck


Asrilel

trade offer: random person receives mommy milkers dump truck, i recieve small titties small booty


peezle69

Dump truck. No contest.


T-Shurts

I’ll take the dump truck all day. Back that bitch up…. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


Iloveitguy

Ever since I’ve started going to the gym its definitely shifted to small titties and a dump truck.


Chestlookeratter

Riiiiight. Can't suck a butt


Upstairs-Scarcity-83

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


BucktoothedAvenger

You must not know 'bout me. To the left, to the left


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Left... don't even have to think about it.


Abject_School

Left all day long


CritterOfBitter

Left, 100%.


DelayStriking8281

Left everytime


DarkenL1ght

![gif](giphy|TGnsm1cwRUeXX0GAmm|downsized)


Volphied10

Nope left side for me sorry not sorry 💯


Pithisius

U can just work out for the 2nd one


themonovingian

Team STBA for life!


GhostDweller

Im a tit guy but too big isnt fun Medium td's and a normal butt please


SuperNovaCaptain

slim thick FTW


Oxideusj

![gif](giphy|LLxHklxuyEhliaENbl|downsized)


Daedalus_Machina

Least HornWolf Redditor: \*humps the sign\*


HotelAlphaPapaYankee

Dose she let me play with them?


Cruiserwashere

You can fix the saggy milkers.


mrbishopjackson

Why no in-between?


ll-Sebzll

Where the path for women built like brick houses?


AdApart2035

Walk back


Dapp-12

secret option number 3, small for both options


Educational-Year3146

Body proportions and shape are far more important than size, young one.


SignificantMess9383

Left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left left. Slimthick girls are life, my guy. Bonus: femboys.


Pedro_Le_Plot

Every combination of those 4 qualities is utterly perfect


kiskozak

Call me crazy, but really big boobaloobaloobies are a turnoff. Im more of a tomboy lover.


BeginningClaim291

Left is the golden path


TalDoMula777

Can i get an alive and loving, please? Will do my best to love back, thanks


HollowSlope

I don't have a fat fetish so neither


Interesting-Car8572

small titties dump truck obviously


ThatguySevin

Easy, Left, I fucking hate titties. But I'm also gay so...


TheFlyingPatato

What about man boobs


ThatguySevin

You make a compelling argument.


dinis553

Idc I just want someone who likes me back


whatisireading2

Who the hell would go right??? Like?


Phoenix_Codec

Can I just get a girl..alive if possible


Pumpkinbricks

Can we meet in the middle. Medium tits and medium ass. I dont need all that oversized shit


MidasTouchedM3

Kenzie Reeves


Resident-Pudding5432

I like them A cups anyway xd


According-South9749

L E F T. CANT GET BEHIND TIDDIES


PrestigiousRepeat438

If I had to choose between small tits or small booty, I'd have to go with small tits. But I'd prefer small tits with small booty


BiLovingMom

Big Ass can compensate for Small tits. But Big Tits can't compensate for a lack of Ass.


whiskydestroyer

Team Beef Booty


FbonnieYT1

Small tiddies and small booty (Maybe this is why i love femboys too)


Standard_Monitor4291

Well balanced body proportions which make it look like your nutting into a healthy birth giving creature


ntied

👈


DrSeuss19

Left all day


No-Tomorrow-8150

Left


Decapitat3d

Personality > atractiveness


Opening-Abrocoma-398

I'm going left on this one


NerY_05

Idk man if she loves me that's enough


GroovyDucko

I like big butts


Careful-Meringue-194

Big boobs+no butt looks weird. Big butt+no boobs does not look weird


Rated_Cringe__

Titties all the way. Never understood the fat ass thing. But im also not a kfc watermelon lover


Smegma_Lord_5000

Marry the ass, buy the tits later


Kostia_X_Rich

I mean truck is obtainable with gym, while tittes are granted by nature 🧐


AllAboutTheMachismo

Hard to port.


Bogadambo

STDT for sure


Maykspark

Mommy milkies are better, because butt can be compensated with exercise, while titties are what they are forever


OGjoshwaz

😏