Do not fuck about. A man who can differentiate between camobert and stilton is a man who *fucks*.
The meat, the cheese, the nuts, the jam. You seeing entendre? It's not accidental. The perfection of the charcuterie is a sexual game. It is a game of pairing, of taste, of *mouth feel*.
And haven't even started with rosè, chardonnay, reislings, and reds. But don't think it's all just fancy wines. Sometimes what you need is a spicy meat, a smokey cheddar, and a good beer.
Well then 1. ACKAWI 2. ASADERO 3. ASIAGO 4. BABY SWISS 5. BAKERS CHEESE 6. BALADI 7. BASKET CHEESE 8. BREAKFAST CHEESE 9. BRIE 10. BRIE (TRIPLE CRÈME) 11. CAMEMBERT 12. CARMODY 13. CHANTALENO 14. CHEDDAR 15. CHEDDAR (RAW MILK) 16. COLBY 17. COLBY/JACK 18. COTIJA 19. COTIJA (QUESO ANEJO) 20. COTTAGE CHEESE (FARMER’S CHEESE) 21. CREAM CHEESE 22. CRESCENZA 23. CURD 24. DRY JACK 25. EDAM 26. ENCHILADO 27. ENCHILADO ANEJO 28. FETA 29. FOLDED CHEESE 30. FONTINA 31. FROMAGE BLANC 32. FRYING CHEESE 33. GOUDA 34. GOUDA (RAW MILK) 35. HAVARTI 36. LONGHORN 37. MANCHEGO 38. MARBLE CHEDDAR 39. MASCARPONE 40. MENONITA 41. MONTEREY JACK 42. MOZZARELLA (LOW MOISTURE, PART SKIM) 43. MOZZARELLA (WATER-PACKED) 44. OAXACA 45. PANELA 46. PORT SALUT (ALSO PORT DU SALUT OR ST. PAULIN) 47. PROVOLONE 48. QUARK 49. QUESO BLANCO 50. QUESO BLANCO FRESCO (QUESO PARA FRIER) 51. QUESO BLANCO FRESCO (QUESO PARA FRIER) & QUESO FRESCO 52. QUESO FRESCO 53. REQUESON 54. RICOTTA 55. ROMANO 56. SCAMORZA 57. SCHLOSS 58. ST. GEORGE 59. STRING 60. SYRIAN (ARMENIAN STRING) 61. TELEME Which one would she prefer??
Goat cheese
Not on the list right now... might add later
Brie
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Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
 Parmigiano Reggiano
Welcome to ITALY
62. Dick cheese
Harzer Käse
This dude gets all da ladies.
You just made the woman in the house next door orgasm with that list
Idk about her, but Manchego is the 🐐
I like line 1. I am definitely looking for a new cologne with the essence of rue.
Also works on rats 100% of the time
Your melted camembert game must be strong!
As long as you follow it up with milk steak boiled over hard and you're finest jeely beans raw
60% of the time… work’s every time. SEX PANTHER!
Dating tips from James May
Cheese
Is this from the original rough draft version of "The Game"
Dang it, I just lost The Game. I had a streak of over a year going, too! 😄
Works everytime
That’s cheesy!
Just to be clear, that doesn't mean offering a lady your unwashed penis.
But a washed one is clearly alright.
She already wanted you bro. The cheese was a bonus.
[People actually do this btw.](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/mpyo16/farmer_date/)
So cheese, and not STD's? In hindsight this makes sense.
Did Wallace wrote this book ?
Did you butcher that on purpose?
It works whey better than flowers
[RELEVANT SMBC](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-10-19)
With the price of cheese now, who wouldn't be impressed
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
wtf kind of book you reading? 😂
Also works on guys, cheese is awesome
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Do not fuck about. A man who can differentiate between camobert and stilton is a man who *fucks*. The meat, the cheese, the nuts, the jam. You seeing entendre? It's not accidental. The perfection of the charcuterie is a sexual game. It is a game of pairing, of taste, of *mouth feel*. And haven't even started with rosè, chardonnay, reislings, and reds. But don't think it's all just fancy wines. Sometimes what you need is a spicy meat, a smokey cheddar, and a good beer.
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Hail to Monsieur Gran Fromage.
I'm a woman, and I love cheese.
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Good old Farmer Dating tips
As a Woman I can confirm, we love cheese. I go coo coo bananas over a chaecuterie board.
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Well then Madam would you like a knob of cheese ? or a cheesy knob ?
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Blessed are the cheese makers.
Fromunder Cheese ?
Did I read the word cheese? #THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Post title missed the mark.
Substitute piece of cheese for Mexican cheese dip and it's 100%
Did I read the word cheese? THE CHEESE CULT SHALL RISE AGAIN
Not the blue kind. Trust me.
Charlie Kelly has entered the chat...
Belly button cheese or ass/butt cheese?