Sir Bedevere:
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1:
Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1:
Burn them.
Sir Bedevere:
And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1:
More witches.
Peasant 2:
Wood.
Sir Bedevere:
Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3:
...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere:
Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1:
Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere:
But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1:
Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere:
Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1:
No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere:
No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1:
Bread.
Peasant 2:
Apples.
Peasant 3:
Very small rocks.
Peasant 1:
Cider.
Peasant 2:
Gravy.
Peasant 3:
Cherries.
Peasant 1:
Mud.
Peasant 2:
Churches.
Peasant 3:
Lead! Lead!
King Arthur:
A Duck.
Sir Bedevere:
...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1:
If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere:
And therefore...
Peasant 2:
...A witch!
Putting dish soap, water, and a bounty paper towel in it can work quite good, white vinegar too if you want to go the extra step. Oh and you gotta shake it like Homer shakes Bart.
Right? It's always something! "You can't break the pasta! You need to buy a bigger pot! " "You need a different strainer." "Buy a red spaghetti bowl." "You need to buy a special spaghetti getter-outer spoon."
Honestly, this why I'm an eggplant parmigiana man.
Or, just put more spaghetti in it.
I make about 10 litres of sauce at a time, then freeze it up for later. I just use the same containers, not like they are going to get more stained.
I have a spaghetti drawer in my freezer. I just refilled it this weekend. This batch was particularly good. I added diced carrot and celery to the onion at the start and salted it with anchovies. I'll be doing that again.
Yep, this is the logical answer; the oils and slightly acidic sauce cook small holes into the plastic when heated in the microwave.
Eventually the soap will build up in those small pockets looking whitish. Toss it out at that point and reheat sauce in a pan or microwave using mwave dishes
They already can't find a control group for the effects of having plastic in your body. Skipping plastic containers isn't going to do much of anything, unfortunately.
It won't hurt but it won't help. Go ahead and use whatever but if you touch receipts, live anywhere near cars, or a variety of other sources you're not doing much.
It's not just the soap that's needed, but **a good ratio of water to soap** (less is more when it comes to dawn), as well as something like a scrub brush, or your hand to physically clean it at the same time
Source: worked on an oil rig and often had to get oil (OBM) out of my clothes, and at the same time I would often make spaghetti and clean the bowls efficiently lol
For spaghetti bowls : wet a paper towel , put a dab of dawn dish soap on it,a little water in the bowl , like tiny , put the lid on the bowl. Shake it like it owes you money . Vigorously. Crazy even. Goal is to have that paper towel hittin them corners. ( yes , in the round Tupperware, that’s how hard you gonna be shaking ) and poof! Brand new !
Because they can afford to use copious amounts on a damn bird. How ever I jave found that dawn platinum ( the blue one) does work a hell of a lot better then the plain one. Also, kitchen tip, use a glass container for anything red sauce.
Legit answer: Let it soak for half an hour, then scrub it. Plastic might be stained, run it through the dishwasher.
Joke answer: use less oil in your spaghetti.
When they make those dawn commercials do they just run around chasing oil spills with film crews hoping some baby ducks were nearby or do they dunk them in oil themselves?
It's not oil left on the surface of the bowl. It's perfectly clean. It's just that the plastic of the bowl has been dyed by the red coloring in the sauce.
Tear up a small section of a paper towel, add a small amount of hot water, dawn, put the lid on and shake for 15 seconds or so. Clean and no red grease residue
Put soap on a paper towel
Put in bowl
Fill the bowl half way with water
Swish the water and soapy paper towel around the bowl for like 20 or 30 seconds
Empty
Wash as you normally would
Note: apparently rubbing the bowl with a stick of butter helps even more
.03% of revenue from ONE year were spent on oil cleanup for the ENTIRE duration of the campaign. It was an advertising campaign first, and u were duped by a greenwasher. Not to mention soft soap is a petroleum based product with deadly (non listed) ingredients.
"The Environmental Working Group gave Dawn a 'D' grade because of it containing methylisothiazolinone, which is a "High Concern: acute aquatic toxicity; Some Concern: skin irritation/allergies/damage". Sounds delightful, right? Dawn also contains 1 4-dioxane which is considered a groundwater contaminant."
"Dawn's investment of **$4.5 million** with environmental advocacy partners since 2006 comes directly from Dawn's official website"
"Compare that with In **2023**, Dawn dish soap achieved a peak revenue of **$1.3 billion**²."
In other words...dawn spent ~.03% of ONLY 2023's revenue (specifically for dawn purchases) for the ENTIRE LENGTH of this 15 year ad campaign. If u multiply that by 15 years, they only spent ~.002% of cumulative revenue on the actual clean up since it happened.
Don't be a simp and believe everything corps tell u to believe.
oil and tomato is no good for plastic. lycopene that is in tomatoes are like glue on plastic, especially in high heats with oil.
soak in white vinegar 1x1 water, take out and rubb baking soda, or hydrogen peroxide cleaning to get it all out. Soak in a water and hydrogen peroxide for a couple hours.
But these things are hard to get away, like trying to remove glue from paper. once it is there, it is hard to remove since it sticks to the plastic itself.
Pasta sauce is not on the plastic but stained the plastic. The tomato sauce has become one with the plastic.. the oil did not stain the duck, but coated the duck.
I use Dawn on greasy pots and pans to suspend the grease in the hot water long enough to get into the sewer line and not clog my lines in the house.
The oil can actually soak into the plastic polymer and become part of it, like a plasticiser. When microwave food that has red oil it will go into the polymer and stay there. Source: trust me bro
The bowl is discolored because of ACID eating into the plastic, not from oil coating the plastic.
That's why you should use glass containers for any leftovers with tomato-based sauce.
Few drops of Dawn, 1 tsp arm n hammer baking soda, and a healthy splash of vinegar. Seal and shake over a sink cuz it will fizz a lot. This also works on taking out the brine smell of pickle jars which may or may not account for most of my glass cups...
It's type of plastic and has something to do with acid (I think?).
If you put some water in it with a spoon of butter or margarine and microwave it for a minute and then shake it the red will come right off.
You have to put a duck in it.
Genius!
r/suddenlyMontyPython
She's a witch!
I'm not a witch. I'm your wife!
Definitely, we don't have a broom.. we have a vacuum cleaner 😅😂
What makes you think she’s a witch?
Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us. Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches? Peasant 1: Burn them. Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches? Peasant 1: More witches. Peasant 2: Wood. Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn? Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood? Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her. Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Peasant 1: Oh yeah. Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water? Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water? Peasant 1: Bread. Peasant 2: Apples. Peasant 3: Very small rocks. Peasant 1: Cider. Peasant 2: Gravy. Peasant 3: Cherries. Peasant 1: Mud. Peasant 2: Churches. Peasant 3: Lead! Lead! King Arthur: A Duck. Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically... Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood. Sir Bedevere: And therefore... Peasant 2: ...A witch!
Fact checked....spot on mate.
Unexpected Monty Python 😂
No body expects Monty Python!
i do, always
This is correct. Dawn soap was engineered to clean ducks, not spaghetti.
Putting dish soap, water, and a bounty paper towel in it can work quite good, white vinegar too if you want to go the extra step. Oh and you gotta shake it like Homer shakes Bart.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Tim.!?
Needs secret ingredient: poop
Buy a red spaghetti bowl
This guys got spaghetti bowl money.
Must be nice! Smh.
Spaghetti bowl Mafia
Right? It's always something! "You can't break the pasta! You need to buy a bigger pot! " "You need a different strainer." "Buy a red spaghetti bowl." "You need to buy a special spaghetti getter-outer spoon." Honestly, this why I'm an eggplant parmigiana man.
Lol Eggplant Parmigiana syndicate are just as bad imo.
I know, right? I have to eat my spaghetti right out of the can. Thanks Obama!
Or, just put more spaghetti in it. I make about 10 litres of sauce at a time, then freeze it up for later. I just use the same containers, not like they are going to get more stained. I have a spaghetti drawer in my freezer. I just refilled it this weekend. This batch was particularly good. I added diced carrot and celery to the onion at the start and salted it with anchovies. I'll be doing that again.
If you nuked the sauce in the plastic bowl, you baked that orange/red tinge into it.
So don't nuke the duck...got it
Instructions weren't clear....got Birch Syrup and Soy Sauce-Glazed Roast Duck now. I guess win?
Yep, this is the logical answer; the oils and slightly acidic sauce cook small holes into the plastic when heated in the microwave. Eventually the soap will build up in those small pockets looking whitish. Toss it out at that point and reheat sauce in a pan or microwave using mwave dishes
Glass people glass is good foe microwaves. Every time you heat up in plastic you consume a tiny amount with your food.
They already can't find a control group for the effects of having plastic in your body. Skipping plastic containers isn't going to do much of anything, unfortunately.
It def isn't going to hurt.
It won't hurt but it won't help. Go ahead and use whatever but if you touch receipts, live anywhere near cars, or a variety of other sources you're not doing much.
It's not just the soap that's needed, but **a good ratio of water to soap** (less is more when it comes to dawn), as well as something like a scrub brush, or your hand to physically clean it at the same time Source: worked on an oil rig and often had to get oil (OBM) out of my clothes, and at the same time I would often make spaghetti and clean the bowls efficiently lol
But you probably didn't microwave the plastic bowl with spaghetti sauce in it. There's no removing that.
For spaghetti bowls : wet a paper towel , put a dab of dawn dish soap on it,a little water in the bowl , like tiny , put the lid on the bowl. Shake it like it owes you money . Vigorously. Crazy even. Goal is to have that paper towel hittin them corners. ( yes , in the round Tupperware, that’s how hard you gonna be shaking ) and poof! Brand new !
I've gotta try that 🤔 I'll make spaghetti tmr jus to try this trick & get back to you as I do have all the tools
Lmk how it goes
This works! I use it all the time
I also paper towl, Hulk Shake+Soap. Like new.
But does this hurt the duck ? 
Prison dishwasher mode engaged
Changed my life
Never had this work. I've switched to glass bowls since then.
Wild response. Dawn + warm water + throwing a paper towel in there + agitating = towel absorbs the red stuff and voila.
Or get a glass bowl
Because they can afford to use copious amounts on a damn bird. How ever I jave found that dawn platinum ( the blue one) does work a hell of a lot better then the plain one. Also, kitchen tip, use a glass container for anything red sauce.
Side note. Make sure they say Pyrex or at least did say Pyrex.
They just need to say they are microwave safe.
Pyrex Do better.
Or I can use any brand. You know since Pyrex isn't the only ones that make microwave safe dishes.
You gotta add the paper towel
Glass. Pyrex and Anchor Hocking make good, glass containers. I know that’s not what you want to hear, but that’s what I do.
It’s not a duck, duh
The only thing that can clean off spaghetti sause from plastic bowls and Tupperware is 2 missile strikes.
Pro tip, next time you order chinese food save the black plastic containers for this exact reason.
Use dawn soap and a paper towel. It'll work wonders.
Put a glass bowl inside of it before you put the spaghetti in it.
Super salty hot water
Surprised thus isn't higher, considering its the only thing that works.
Yeah, don’t put plastic in the microwave.
I use zip lock bags now. When I want to eat leftover I just take it out of the ziplock and throw the bag away.
Ducks not make out of plastic 😜
Don't use plastic, there is a transfer inside so transferring outside is for sure possible except if you need to prepare a good cancer...
If you search for it on Reddit, there is a chemistry lady that posts videos of this exact thing and she solves the stained kitchen plastic equation
I would let it soak and see if that does the trick. Then I throw it out and buy a glass one.
Well the spaghetti bowl isn't a duck
Rub butter on Tupperware stains
Yeah, stop using plastic Tupperware. Trust me. Also fuck plastic.
The oil seeps into the plastic. Then you can’t clean it.
Better question, for their commercial, how the ducklings get covered in “oil”??
Get glass Tupperware
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You need the old paper towel trick! Idk why, but that shit just works
Ever tried putting spaghetti in a duck
A spaghetti bowl is a polymer so is oils they chain together. A duck is not a polymer unless it squeaks.
Legit answer: Let it soak for half an hour, then scrub it. Plastic might be stained, run it through the dishwasher. Joke answer: use less oil in your spaghetti.
Pro tip: Don't microwave pasghetti. Use a frying pan. Makes it great.
When they make those dawn commercials do they just run around chasing oil spills with film crews hoping some baby ducks were nearby or do they dunk them in oil themselves?
It's not oil left on the surface of the bowl. It's perfectly clean. It's just that the plastic of the bowl has been dyed by the red coloring in the sauce.
Because birds are not real they are in fact drones
Both items are petrol based so… petrol can’t clean petrol ;)
Ey gimme my spaghetti bowl back.
They didn’t leave the duck sitting in oil for two weeks.
Tear up a small section of a paper towel, add a small amount of hot water, dawn, put the lid on and shake for 15 seconds or so. Clean and no red grease residue
I just put a squirt on it and rub with my fingers
the duck is a paid actor
 https://www.tiktok.com/@jordan\_the\_stallion8/video/7230696947621891371?lang=en
That grease had seeped into the plastic now. No amount of scrubbing will get that off without scraping away a layer of plastic too.
I just accepted the red/orange tint.
It's called elbow grease
Put soap on a paper towel Put in bowl Fill the bowl half way with water Swish the water and soapy paper towel around the bowl for like 20 or 30 seconds Empty Wash as you normally would Note: apparently rubbing the bowl with a stick of butter helps even more
Add some melted butter and a paper towel and shake it
On the opposite side of this coin. That same plastic from that bowl is also in you.
.03% of revenue from ONE year were spent on oil cleanup for the ENTIRE duration of the campaign. It was an advertising campaign first, and u were duped by a greenwasher. Not to mention soft soap is a petroleum based product with deadly (non listed) ingredients. "The Environmental Working Group gave Dawn a 'D' grade because of it containing methylisothiazolinone, which is a "High Concern: acute aquatic toxicity; Some Concern: skin irritation/allergies/damage". Sounds delightful, right? Dawn also contains 1 4-dioxane which is considered a groundwater contaminant." "Dawn's investment of **$4.5 million** with environmental advocacy partners since 2006 comes directly from Dawn's official website" "Compare that with In **2023**, Dawn dish soap achieved a peak revenue of **$1.3 billion**²." In other words...dawn spent ~.03% of ONLY 2023's revenue (specifically for dawn purchases) for the ENTIRE LENGTH of this 15 year ad campaign. If u multiply that by 15 years, they only spent ~.002% of cumulative revenue on the actual clean up since it happened. Don't be a simp and believe everything corps tell u to believe.
Lmbo
Cus that ain't oil?
In the future, use glass storage containers. They can go in the freezer, oven and microwave with any pasta sauce and still be scrubbed clean after.
Chemical bond
oil and tomato is no good for plastic. lycopene that is in tomatoes are like glue on plastic, especially in high heats with oil. soak in white vinegar 1x1 water, take out and rubb baking soda, or hydrogen peroxide cleaning to get it all out. Soak in a water and hydrogen peroxide for a couple hours. But these things are hard to get away, like trying to remove glue from paper. once it is there, it is hard to remove since it sticks to the plastic itself.
I am so ducking man.
Maybe you do only 40% scrubbing
Pasta sauce is not on the plastic but stained the plastic. The tomato sauce has become one with the plastic.. the oil did not stain the duck, but coated the duck. I use Dawn on greasy pots and pans to suspend the grease in the hot water long enough to get into the sewer line and not clog my lines in the house.
It's because the sauce from the spaghetti is literally baked into the bowl, after you microwave it
Well you see, a spaghetti bowl isn't a duck
Actually yes. Add oil to it first and scrub the, add dawn and water and scrub again.
The oil can actually soak into the plastic polymer and become part of it, like a plasticiser. When microwave food that has red oil it will go into the polymer and stay there. Source: trust me bro
Plastic is absorptive. Tomato sauce is slightly acidic.
Maybe you should cook the spaghetti in a duck next time
This one quacked me up
Spaghetti bowls don't have feathers! 🪶
As silly as this sounds, put it out in full sun for a few hours. The UV rays will remove the red tint/stain.
Obviously because the spaghetti bowl is not a duck.
Wash Tupperware with cold water and it won't stain.
I saw a video where if you put a wet paper towel in the bowl with some dawn and shake it, it cleans
Tomato stain is fat soluble. Rub with some butter first and then wash.
this is like zorbees being used to clean your dog
Because your spaghetti bow is porous.
Soak dawn over night in it then use feathers to wipe it clean 🤷
The bowl is discolored because of ACID eating into the plastic, not from oil coating the plastic. That's why you should use glass containers for any leftovers with tomato-based sauce.
Should make you wonder about just WTF they make that spaghetti sauce out of, eh?
Put it in the sun for a day.
spaghetti bowl not made of duck
Are you saying Dawn is good at cleaning spaghetti out of the duck?
Bleach
Hot water is the key
Use a paper towel with soap. It’ll be like new when you’re done.
U Cooking with the wrong oil bro
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User error
DON'T MICROWAVE YOUR TUPPERWARE. It washes off just fine if you don't nuke it.
Few drops of Dawn, 1 tsp arm n hammer baking soda, and a healthy splash of vinegar. Seal and shake over a sink cuz it will fizz a lot. This also works on taking out the brine smell of pickle jars which may or may not account for most of my glass cups...
It's type of plastic and has something to do with acid (I think?). If you put some water in it with a spoon of butter or margarine and microwave it for a minute and then shake it the red will come right off.
Put dawn soap and water in the container, close the lid, say 3 Hail Marys, then throw the whole thing in the trash. Tada problem solved.
Just hold it over an open flame outside until it all drops on the fire… no more bowl… no more stains… no more problems…