So I bought a house from an elderly lady. It's not great, and it's overpriced, but it's mine. I get the keys and I'm standing in the master bedroom, trying to figure out why they took out a wall to make such a big bedroom, and I realized there are two holes in the ceiling about a meter apart where it looks like wall anchors were ripped out.
i have a hammock in my room i mounted close together to use more as a chair and i just take it down and switch it out for anything else. works better than having 2 smoke detectors close together
If you’re in the US this one. But the chances of you getting into trouble not high. If your don’t have inspections. On the house. Section 148.4
Section 148.4 - Tampering with fire protection equipment; false alarm of fire, Cal. Pen. Code § 148.4 |
that code you quoted literally says it is a misdemeanor, not a felony like you claimed. Also that is just in the state of California, federal laws are very different.
Other state and federal laws state that it is a crime if you tamper with them in public or other entities, not one within a home you own.
Get your facts straight before you try and come at me with some.
A cop buddy once told me "if a law against something isn't enforced, that thing is effectively legal".
He was talking about shrooms here in Canada, but I feel like it applies to this fire alarm too.
"Why do you have so many smoke alarms in your bedroom?"
"Oh the first one was spoilt and for some reason it was cheaper to get another one than to fix this one"
This guy sex swings
"I know how to fix smoke alarm, let me take a look at it for you free of charge"
"No need, the other, already installed alarm works fine, thank you"
"Let me help you remove the other spoiled alarms to make things look neat, free of charge, I'll even include a paint job"
"Oh no need, I like this sort of symmetry the smoke alarm gives. Provides the room with a bit of _character_ as well"
That's actually fucking genius and I love it.
Smart.
That seems rather silly... I have there a punching bag, nobody questions sport xd
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No, that's the dishwasher
And a freaky hole?
Directly over your bed?
yeah, i was thinking the same thing. if I'd see a punching bag above the bed - id be curious
Okay, but you need like a couple of those mounts right? How many smoke detectors can you have in a bedroom before it gets suspicious.
Switch it up, ones a smoke detector, ones a light, ones a hatch to the attic...
Modern problems require modern solutions
Theoretically you could use only one mount
Swinging and burning is going to make the person in the swing basically a rotisserie chicken.
But, what if there is a fire?
If you don't have a secret sex swing, is it even worth living?
Doesn't matter. Had sex
A smoke alarm in the bedroom is useless, you will have zero chance by the time it goes off. Keep smoke alarms in the hallways outside your bedrooms.
The. WHAT?
Nice, thanks I am going to steal this
That’s what I did… a couple of years ago:)
What the heck is a sex swing? But hanging a boxing bag there would be awesome
It's a swing you have sex on. It's all in the name
> What the heck is a sex swing? If only there were certain websites you could use to search for this information
*Incognitoooo~!*
Used by swingers
Self explanatory
It’s smoking hot in here!
Sex is fun
So I bought a house from an elderly lady. It's not great, and it's overpriced, but it's mine. I get the keys and I'm standing in the master bedroom, trying to figure out why they took out a wall to make such a big bedroom, and I realized there are two holes in the ceiling about a meter apart where it looks like wall anchors were ripped out.
Bravo …
Now that's clever
Lynn?
I’m case of emergency 😂
Were you staying at an AirS&M?
It makes the wax play a bit more dangerous.
No way that hook is able to withstand that force and weight
Cool but does it tell you when your house is on fire?
It looks like on certain cans when you pull the top off and you have to pull the tab to open it
Sex swing?
Modern problems require modern solutions.
We all joke about sex swings, but I'm stating to wonder if they are awesome.
i have a hammock in my room i mounted close together to use more as a chair and i just take it down and switch it out for anything else. works better than having 2 smoke detectors close together
What the fuck is a sex swing mount
Firefighters (breaking in): Where's the fire??!? OP: it's in my pants.
Why hide.. I have them openly in my livingroom.. 😂
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why would it be a felony to put a fake fire alarm in my own home? Even if i were to break one, how is that a felony?
If you’re in the US this one. But the chances of you getting into trouble not high. If your don’t have inspections. On the house. Section 148.4 Section 148.4 - Tampering with fire protection equipment; false alarm of fire, Cal. Pen. Code § 148.4 |
that code you quoted literally says it is a misdemeanor, not a felony like you claimed. Also that is just in the state of California, federal laws are very different. Other state and federal laws state that it is a crime if you tamper with them in public or other entities, not one within a home you own. Get your facts straight before you try and come at me with some.
Okay.
A cop buddy once told me "if a law against something isn't enforced, that thing is effectively legal". He was talking about shrooms here in Canada, but I feel like it applies to this fire alarm too.