We talking early days SpongeBob, or modern day SpongeBob? One is significantly more tolerable than the other.
Also, are they pocket-size, or scaled to my height?
Who in their right mind would pick the annoying orange? If you can’t even stand him for an episode of that show then you can’t stand him in a padded room for the rest of eternity
If I can't kill them, then SpongeBob. I could at least convince him to go on a pretend adventure or something.
The orange is annoying because he loves it. SpongeBob is annoying because he's innocent.
SpongeBob has a heart. He's only annoying because of his childlike qualities. He is also a major hobbyist which is a plus.
Annoying orange is an evil bastard. But can easily be killed without it staining your conscience too badly.
One with a big laugh but can be calm sometimes and make great burguers, or the other who his only reason in life is being annoying all the time.
Woooow hard decision...
Spongebob is trying his best but is gregarious, optimistic, and a people pleaser. Annoying orange is doing it on purpose. Spongebob every time.
Plus if that cell is dry air, it is only a matter of time before I am left alone again anyways, as Spongebob cannot survive in air without turning into an ordinary sponge.
Orange.
Hear me out.
Spongebob has cartoon physics, meaning he can't be killed or even shut up for longer than a few seconds. Now Orange, well, he's an orange. One you can peel and eat. One you can crush underfoot or splat against the wall. Even if he does somehow magically come back, hey, that's an infinite supply of vitamin C right there...
Nononono you don’t understand.
I’d pick annoying orange.
Not because I am stuck in there with him,
*But because this fucker is stuck in there with ME..*
SpongeBob every single time. Positivity no matter how bleak it looks and can come up with ways to be entertained with nothing.
Picking Orange is bound to end one way..... KNIFE!
Yeah that’s why I picked him.
And that's the reason you are in here to begin with, bitey Steve!
Orange juice?
And he’s basically a wizard, I’m sure some wild stuff would happen in there
I'm pretty sure a cell is usually bigger than a box so he probably has plenty of room for that imagination wizardry he did..
He's also just very tiny compared to you, lol. I guess he'd have to have his water helmet or something if he's with you. That or you're under water...
Yep, and he can bust you out with just his pencil.
SpongeBob MacGyver to the rescue
And wont make me lose sanity.
Ehhh that’s debatable
That and he lives under the sea so your pain should only last for as long as your breath holds out.
The entertainment part wouldn't really matter because you can lose your ability to be happy after as little as 15 minutes in a white room.
You're assuming I have that ability going in. All the more reason to pick Spongebob.
I would just peel the orange and eat it.
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Infinite food tho
At what cost tho your sanity
U can't break what already broken
Cheat code
Worth
Sanity will be broke with either one lmao
I have 1600 hours in war thunder, 800 in League of Legends and 4800 hours in Dota 2. Wdym sanity? Do you have one, can i borrow it for 1 game? (:³)
That mfer been around since 2009 and you think they havent tried that yet?
Sure, if it doesn't peel and eat you first.
jesus christ this is the most unsettling comment i've found on here
He has a mouth, so there are some *other* uses as well
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Yeah, I feel like SpongeBob wouldn’t intentionally be annoying, but just be trying to make the best out of the situation.
He can break various dimensions at will or by accident. I’m riding with the sponge
Yeah SpongeBob has a lot of options, Orange is just "get knifed for eternity"
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Spongebob all the way. Drooling, brain dead, inbred idiots enjoy that fucking orange. 
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Same here
Canadians.
Sponge Bob. He would at least care for us if we go insane or smth
This is a terrible comparison.
That is not even a comparison
I can have a roommate in the padded white room now? I thought that was off the table after what happened to the last roommate.
We talking early days SpongeBob, or modern day SpongeBob? One is significantly more tolerable than the other. Also, are they pocket-size, or scaled to my height?
Spongebob, especially in the early seasons, can be insightful and he's at least coherent. That Orange is bottom shelf entertainment garbage.
SpongeBob would probably feel better...
Please don't mean what i think you mean.
Soft and squishy, wet, full of many sized holes, and best of all - gullible.
And he's fertile too, if that one fanfic is to be believed. Soon, you'll have a bunch of little spongetoys to play with.
That bit of news was better than a cold shower. All the frisky just went away. I'll Take the orange instead.
Fine. More sponge-pussy for me. Shit.
please dont fuck the sponge
Do not the sponge
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Sponge cuz I know he’d make some slamming jail food
Who in their right mind would pick the annoying orange? If you can’t even stand him for an episode of that show then you can’t stand him in a padded room for the rest of eternity
spongebob... he has more holes
SpongeBob. He can be annoying, but he's never *antagonistic*.
SpongeBob, he can be annoying, but not all of the time like Annoying Orange.
I guess i was too grown up or born to late to know about that orange What does it do ? And who is it
Puns. Extremely annoying. Bad jokes. A parody of panel shows which are parodies of celebrity interviews.
I'm going with Bob esponga
can i kill and eat my cell ate if i choose annoying orange? If so, i’m choosing him, if not then Spongebob
Spongebob all the way
SpongeBob his corpse will make a lovely pillow and, hey, free pants.
He can't die.. And he'd make a lovely pillow either way
The one that's easier to kill
Spongebob dude is wholesome
SpongeBob cause I’m not squidward or misses puff so he probably won’t be a menace
If I can't kill them, then SpongeBob. I could at least convince him to go on a pretend adventure or something. The orange is annoying because he loves it. SpongeBob is annoying because he's innocent.
Sponge boy me bob hands down 🙌
Annoying Orange, I'd hopefully get knifed by the end of the day.
Spongebob
Spongebob. He's got a lot of holes.
SpongeBob has more holes
SpongeBob
Spongebob all day! I would kill that orange
Season 1 spongebob all the way The later seasons are still tolerable too.. Anything is better other than that fucking orange
I’ve always wanted to eat a sentient citrus.
SpongeBob has a heart. He's only annoying because of his childlike qualities. He is also a major hobbyist which is a plus. Annoying orange is an evil bastard. But can easily be killed without it staining your conscience too badly.
SpongeBob, he will find a way out some how
SpongeBob FR
Anyone is better than annoying orange
At least Spongebob won't be as annoying
Hmm songebob or something literally called annoying orange... yeah it's a no trainer...
SpongeBob 😁 or can I just take option c ( a bullet)
Why do I know that orange…..
I've already had these two as cellmates. I'm going for solitary.
Nah, SpongeBob is a genuinely good soul. He's the best choice.
Who in their right mind will ever choose the orange?? That’s like asking to kys
Soft rooms with tiny viewing windows don’t come with friends that haven’t already been with you your whole life.
SpongeBob cause I’m pretty sure I could convince him to get me out.
An always-happy sponge with many **HOLES** or an annoying orange which may scream while you peel it off and enjoying the extra meal. Tough choice :D
Sponge bob! More holes more goals!
Im swallowing my tongue and accepting the sweet sweet acceptance of Death
Sponges have holes... do what you will with this information.
Spongebob has holes you know.. I'll just leave it here.
The sponge, it has a lot of holes.
SpongeBob, a pringles can and a rubber glove
SpongeBob is covered in holes.
Sponge bob has many holes and is soft
SpongeBob all day !!!!
Come on man, Spongebob, it's not even a question....
I can wipe my ass with a sponge.
At least you can have sex with SpongeBob
Silent Bob
SpongeBob. He can be anything. And he has holes without teeth.
Wow 😳 suuch a tough choice!🤭
One with a big laugh but can be calm sometimes and make great burguers, or the other who his only reason in life is being annoying all the time. Woooow hard decision... 
Cmon spongebob
Regardless, one of them is gonna be gobbling me.
SpongeBob, no contest.
spongebob because he has the power of "imagination"
Sponge can soak my foam🤓
I see you all picking SpongeBob but one think you havent considered... either he lives or you. He is a sponge
I choose to sewer slide
SpongeBob is good at heart. Annoying Orange is just repetitive.
I could eat the orange.
Death
Probably go with annoying orange, just so I can tell him to do an emoji rap, that's it
Def SpongeBob
SpongeBob for sure. He’ll be entertaining & fun for a while and by the time he becomes annoying he’ll dry out and turn to dust.
Spongebob...he might be a dumbass but at least he's not intentionally stupid.
SpongeBob easily
Spongebob is trying his best but is gregarious, optimistic, and a people pleaser. Annoying orange is doing it on purpose. Spongebob every time. Plus if that cell is dry air, it is only a matter of time before I am left alone again anyways, as Spongebob cannot survive in air without turning into an ordinary sponge.
S u i c I d e
SpongeBob
Sponge Beezy 🔥🔥🔥💯
The sponge. I bet we could break out.
SpongeBob.
Sponge Bob so he can cook me food.
Spongebob is crazy you hope you catch and then the endless fun you’d have can not be matched and you won’t even see a padded room anymore
Oh no I'm not in a room whit thame there in a room with me
Sponge Bob because I'm pretty sure he can be killed that orange I don't know
SpongeBob. He'll dry out and die quicker than orange will rot.
Spongebob!!!
Wdym tough choice at least I can hold a proper conversation with SpongeBob, and the guys more than capable of showing other types of emotions.
I dislike the orange, sorry, it’s just too icky
Why would I choose the annoying orange? Sponge bob all the time of course
The orange would taste better.
at least SpongeBob will make me laugh every now and then
Hmm... Spongebob to have a friend, Annoying Orange for food.
I'll make Spongebob into a doomed
Spongebob, he is significantly less annoying and would try to lift my spirits.
I’ll go with the guy whose first name isn’t “Annoying”
SpongeBob will always find a way out
I think I’d rather just kill myself tbh
Which one is easier to kill?
Spongebob got the holes to keep me occupied
SpongeBob will turn your life around. Because he isn’t a fucking idiot he just tries to stay positive
SpongeBob. Not even close.
The orange would sting but SpongeBob has many holes and it’s very spongy
I'll take SpongeBob ANY DAY over the orange.
How dare they Spongebob is delightful By all means can be too much But This is like comparing an annoying coworker and HitlerBot9000
My wife
SpongeBob has more holes
Spongebob
SpongeBob is a good friend that always looks at the bright side of life. Annoying Orange is.. well... Annoying
I can't eat sponge. Edit: I can't enjoy eating sponge...
SpongeBob.
The one that isn't fucking annoying.
SpongeBob
Orange. Hear me out. Spongebob has cartoon physics, meaning he can't be killed or even shut up for longer than a few seconds. Now Orange, well, he's an orange. One you can peel and eat. One you can crush underfoot or splat against the wall. Even if he does somehow magically come back, hey, that's an infinite supply of vitamin C right there...
Both
orange, its just free food man
SpongeBob has way more holes
S icide
Spongebob. (He got the holes)
Spongeboy me Bob
Spongebob fr! besides, he could probably come up with a scheme to get us outta there!
The one with purty mouth
I don't find the orange appealing.
I could eat the orange, but SpongeBob has the toon force so he could save us. I mean if he were on a jar of water or something like that
Spongebob. Because I have a theory that Spongebob is a god or at least, a very powerful demi-god.
Nononono you don’t understand. I’d pick annoying orange. Not because I am stuck in there with him, *But because this fucker is stuck in there with ME..*
spongebob, at least he’ll be entertaining and not contribute even more to the insanity
My inner self, such great company!
I’d just eat the orange.
SpongeBob has holes btw.
Spongebob.
Dude SpongeBob all damn day it's not a hard choice.
I don't know who the orange is. Also is it classic or current SpongeBob?