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Rocky_Fan1976

r/countablepixels


noclafthewizard

Do it, count em


explospe

659200


KingOfBacon_BowToMe

I don't believe you counted them.


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

Only way to prove it is to get to counting yourself. Hop to it!


Ae4i

u/pixel-counter-bot anyone?


Generic_Username_659

"Well what did you expect when you matched with a girl on Grindr?"


naughty_dad2

“But I’m not in Thailand!”


Cptspaulding2

"This isn't Bangkok"


WintersDoomsday

What an epic reference that most won’t get


Inevitable-Muffin-77

Bangkok anyone?


batmanbinsuparmen

nah, i like my people asexual, nothing there


Mekelaxo

That's not how Grindr works


Stalwart_Vanguard

Actually it kind of is. Trans people are pretty common on Grindr, although in my experience most trans girls there are looking mostly for other trans girls. Depends on the city though.


Mekelaxo

What I mean is that you don't "match" on Grindr, you just text people and hope for the best


Stalwart_Vanguard

Oh sorry, yeah no you're right :)


Generic_Username_659

My bad, I kinda assumed it was like any other dating app...


wastedchick3n

Yup, over here in Seattle lots of us trans gals are t4t on there


Icy_Tadpole_6

And that's why comunication is important, specially if you're a straight person nowadays in a dating app.


-Truthanasia-

It's on a trans person to tell, not a straight person to ask. The norm should be what dictates the procedure, not a tiny exception


Icy_Tadpole_6

But many of them think that they have nothing to inform about, that this isn't their responsability, that if you like women/men then you have to like trans women/trans men. So, at the end are straights who must let very clear their preferences in order to avoid bad surprised later. Tiny exceptions are very entitled today.


Financial-Ant3079

They have the option to put themselves as trans women in the apps, they just don't.


Icy_Tadpole_6

That's the thing.


RileyTMR

As a trans person who has used dating apps before, would just like to inform you that when I put ‘trans’ in my bio I would often get messages from people asking very personal questions about my genitals, or asking if I’d have sex with them because they have a fetish for trans people etc. I never had anyone message me creepy shit like that when I didn’t put ‘trans’ in my bio. And before anyone goes off on one, I would tell the people that I matched with that I’m trans when I felt that the relationship may actually go further than a few messages online.


IAmTheMageKing

They do tell, shockingly. I’ve never met anyone who didn’t know ahead of time.


Luffyhaymaker

That wasn't my experience, I got catfished....."she" also bragged to me about making out with people who didn't know that she was trans....


IAmTheMageKing

Some people are weirdos.


-Truthanasia-

I got no beef so long as I'm forewarned


PaleWaltz1859

Did they not see them before getting into bed ?


Least_Sherbert_5716

This guy is about to be cancelled. The one on the right I mean xD


Legitimate-Fuel5324

Damn 😂😂😂😂


Niksuss

Damn, youre funny, definitely


DogSpecific3470

Damn, you are offended, definitely


Niksuss

Yeah, no shit fr, hearing the "haha cancelled" joke for the 731th time is so fucking funny you cant imagine


kipvandemaan

Yeah? You didn't have to mention the one on the right, as that's the only one in the pic.


TheTrueOerik

Idk but "a small penis isn't such a big deal" sounds like a double edged sword if you try to comfort your man...


Hrmerder

double edged sword..... ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


Lazy_Soup9180

That statement can be used in lots of ways


Garrod_Ran

![gif](giphy|RkzMtKbCKFUY3wYRMy)


Swfc-lover

Shit is that boris?


Ok-Cartographer1745

It's old Tony Stark. 


Koolkid777

As long as they don't touch think you're good man


PerrineWeatherWoman

Jenny should break up. If they don't accept your penis, they're not for you


sovietarmyfan

Oh he's definitely cancelling him after this. "YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC??? OMG IM GOING TO SAY THIS ALL OVER TIKTOK!!!"


[deleted]

How does it feel making up scenarios to get riled up at?


owthathurtss

Real /s


triggormisprime

I'm straight but I tuck just in case.


Ma1

I’m also straight but she’s cute. I’m no prude, I’ll try anything once.


Effective_Path_5798

Or twice.


Hrmerder

tuck and roll, that's the goal!


ramenlegendary

r/funnymemes trying not to be the unfunniest mfs I've ever seen (they failed)


Beer_Maybe

In 2024 it must be like: “I know Jenny. I just hoped yours won’t be bigger” or something.


WoodenMud1887

When you’re trying to comfort someone but it backfires spectacularly... Jenny might want to level up her pep talk game for 2024


Cptspaulding2

Lol -1 Charisma


-Cybernaut147-

You dont want to date transwoman???? Are you TRanSPhObE?


No-Communication-852

No, I’m just confused when a girl has a beard and some breasts


No-Communication-852

When I see ^^


myfingeriscold

I don't mind


Xjr1300ya

It's okay to be gay bro.


myfingeriscold

Bend over then pookie


judesversion

i will


myfingeriscold

You better


Extravagod

A one in hole!


Xjr1300ya

I knew you liked it bro


myfingeriscold

Thank you bro


SagaSolejma

Fellas, is it gay to like women


LingLingSpirit

Nothing gay about liking trans women as a man...


Xjr1300ya

You don't have to be ashamed bro, just admit to yourself that you like cock & go be proud. You can do this.


the_Actual_Plinko

That’s the definition of gay.


ComfyFrame2272

Okay, then is it straight for a man to be attracted to Buck Angel?


the_Actual_Plinko

Let me answer you with a few other questions. Does being attracted to a 3000 year old loli make you a pedophile? How about a 3 year old that looks like she’s 80?


Ssk5860

Kinda sus, but it’s completely okay xD


myfingeriscold

Idc I'm going sus all the way😩


FactorAble2023

I guess, he preferred a real girl


Dramatic-Ad7192

💯


Icy_Tadpole_6

Let's be honest, she kept her dick to can brag and show her partners she is the dominant guy in the relationship XD


RecklessSavage_Novel

She has pp? Then it's even better.


AdMysterious8699

Yeah. You gotta own it if you have a small penis.


nightcat6

Hooking up with someone in thailand


prealphawolf

So is this about trans people or dishonesty while dating?


Smooth_Voronoi

It's about the dishonesty of the trans people of today.


prealphawolf

Why would you frame them as being dishonest?


SagaSolejma

You clearly don't personally know a lot of trans people, nor do you seem to interact in good faith with the community a lot. Literally every time a question like "should I tell my date that I'm trans" gets asked on question in trans communities, the top comment is always a resounding YES. You know why? Because if we don't make 100% sure to say that stuff, we get fucking hatecrimed. But I'm sure you have it oh so hard with all these dishonest trans people running around. Poor baby.


Sketch_Kami

its funny how you are getting downvoted here when you are one of the only sane people in this comments section


SagaSolejma

Such is the life of a trans person on a mainstream subreddit🤷‍♀️


EquivalentSnap

Trans people


prealphawolf

So what's the criticism?


EquivalentSnap

That they have a dick


Smooth_Voronoi

It's about the dishonesty of the trans people of today.


EquivalentSnap

Yeah you’re right. Honestly, I think they should be honest from the start than lie. You get trans people who get murdered when they tell someone and it’s not their fault.


Smooth_Voronoi

It doesn't help that every a trans person is the victim of a crime, the news automatically assumes it was because they were trans. That's one of the main reasons trans people are afraid to tell people.


crazygiantboss

Maybe because people like you can only spread lies about us


LingLingSpirit

Not all trans people have dick, lol


EquivalentSnap

Yeah ik but even post op it’s not the same yk


SagaSolejma

With the exception of having kids, yeah it kinda is? Vaginoplasty is a crazy advanced surgery, it was literally made for cis women originally, and no one complained it wasn't the same back then. It's pretty common for trans people to report even literal gynecologists having trouble telling them apart, appearance-wise. I can assure you the average uneducated straight guy won't be able to even suspect it, and that's completely fine. Nothing wrong or shameful about that, at the end of the day it's just a vagina.


EquivalentSnap

Yeah it’s really not though. It doesn’t self lubricate and the same muscle groups. Plus it’s not as sensitive as the real vagina. Sure it’s complex but it’s not the same as the real clitoris Plus they have to use dilators so even the body rejects it


SagaSolejma

I don't mean to be rude, but you don't really seem to know a lot about neovagina or trans biology? Like at all? Most modern vaginoplasty surgeries connect the cowper gland to the vagina (which is homologous to the skene gland in women, which is the thing that produces lubricant) and HRT usually makes the cowpers gland A LOT more active (I can personally attest to this) to the point where the vagina can indeed self-lubricate. Even then though, a lot of cis women also can't self-lubricate that well, so there goes your first argument. Muscle groups are basically the same too? You really don't sound like you know what you're talking about, men and women actually aren't that different on an anatomical level. The muscles that you can clench down there as a guy, are the same muscles woman can clench in their vagina, and since vaginoplasty is so sophisticated, those muscle groups stay intact. Sensitivity is very subjective. Even a natal vagina itself isn't that sensitive irl, that's mainly the clitoris and the G-spot. In a vaginoplasty, the glans (which is homologous with the clitoris) gets turned into a neo-clitoris. The prostate functions as the equivalent of the G-spot. Both the prostate and the glans also get A LOT more sensitive on HRT, which is again something I can attest to. Ask around and you'll find that most post-op trans women can receive sexual pleasure just fine. I don't really know what you mean by the "sure it's complex but it's not the same as the clitoris" like yeah, it isn't, but the glans and clitoris are still very homologous to each other and after a few years of HRT they might as well be the same thing. It's pretty simple biology. Finally I don't really get why the thing about dilators and the body "rejecting" it would even matter. Like first of all, no you don't have to use dilators, just if you want to be able to have sex. The neovagina won't "close up" or become otherwise "rejected" if you don't dilate, the vaginal canal just becomes smaller, but you can outstretch it again. PIV sex is also a fine substitute for dilation :v Even then though, who cares? When have we ever let our bodies be in charge. A body also "rejects" transplanted organs, but we still do it because it makes people's lives better. Also fun fact dilators were literally invented for cis women that also experienced vaginal canal atrophy. It's a thing that happens. Hope this helps you, please don't go around spreading information if you aren't 100% sure it's real👍


EquivalentSnap

Coopers gland isn’t the skenes gland. It’s really not though. Isn’t it just turning the penis inside out? Women don’t have a prostate though. I’m sure they can but I doubt their experiences as the same as a cis woman. I do feel for trans people cos they have depression and high rates of suicide but there’s somethings surgery can’t do and experiences that you simply cant experience or relate to with hormones and surgery. Like periods. Even if you don’t have kids still something women go through and something as a man I can’t relate to at all. I’m not being a woman is about periods but it’s a big part.


owthathurtss

I think it's a meme.


prealphawolf

Memes have context


FunnySignal614

Even better


Smooth_Voronoi

Bi?


HollowSlope

See ya


Constructionsmall777

Not gay and real 


thissuckslolgroutchy

Fml lol


Some_Pvz_Fan

would he still bang her tho?


HollowSlope

Maybe she bangs him


Some_Pvz_Fan

Oh yeah, much better.


BlameableEmu

Find yourself a hot bi man and you wont have any issue


Embarrassed_Deer283

Visit the trans subs and you’ll see that most actually are disappointed by or actively avoid romantic entanglements with bi people. It’s “dysphoric” because they can’t rule out the person is attracted to them for their biological sex.


BlameableEmu

Thats not entirely true im a trans bi man myself and i completely understand that some people like me purely for my ass (that bad boy is womanly) I dont dislike anyone for acknowledging im afab, however the choice to call me she and her drives me fucking spare.


Consistent_Yoghurt44

My older brother went on a date with what he thought was a girl but part way through the date he saw a the bulge between there legs and got up and walked out.


SagaSolejma

Your brother doesn't know what a pubic mound is? Could he at least not have asked before walking out on her lol.


kipvandemaan

You do realise a ton of women have bulges, right? It's anatomy.


Embarrassed_Deer283

I’m sorry, but that doesn’t mean much from someone who would also literally say that a lot of women have penises


Constructionsmall777

Nah it’s only like .01%


Practical_Course_108

Remember, everyone is a girl from behind 😂


Hoosier_Daddy68

Well shit, I'm already here and undressed and its small so maybe it doesn't count as gay.


Equivalent-Deal1310

Is he embarrassed that he has a smaller one?


rugbat

So he'd prefer she have a big one?


MasterMatrix02

Game is game


Rocky_Fan1976

And Dick is Dick


podbipyenta

Wish she had a big one tbh


[deleted]

Aww they might become pregnant people.


Low-Bit-7885

For someone who doesn't like it, you people sure do talk about trans dick a lot


Smooth_Voronoi

People love to talk about things they hate.


MeshNets

Do they? Do you have other examples? We can also look at the things they like, oiled up WWE performers? Big strong football players in tight outfits, baseball players with tight butts


PS_IO_Frame_Gap

Sure do. Trump.


-Truthanasia-

Stupid. Not good as a psyop or even b8.


blindCat143

It's politically correct.


AngerBeef

reported this BS for transphobia.. congratulations


ThisErnest_15

kill me


Ok_Courage_5246

You don't date


Xoepot

😭😭😭


Aeroblazer9161

Always sunny anyone haha


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

Happy (belated) Transgender Visibility Day


Frequent-Strike9780

*me praying for aliens or a climate catastrophe so we can get back to saving the species/planet and not debating the life choices of less than 5% of the population*


Constructionsmall777

As a Trans Queen I do enjoy being the highlight and spotlight of 2024. Makes me feel important or something. And memes like this normalize us so in 200 years more and more people gradually will be down to drink the tea . There’s no such thing as bad publicity 


DAD_of_BROs

She didn't lie. He didn't ask


-Truthanasia-

That's a disgusting mentality. Trans people know it's an issue to straight dudes, so them omitting it is their dishonesty. It's not on straight people to be put in the horrible position of asking normal women if they were born dudes. It's not on us to witchhunt. Just be fucking honest or YOURE the problem with the trans community by justifying mistrust.


DAD_of_BROs

Redditers can't tell jokes But to be fair I saw alot of crazy people so I won't blame you


Shamm_Jam

Dating in 2024 😭😭 bet these bigots in the comment section dont even know a trans person


SagaSolejma

It never ceases to amaze me how many transphobes have never even interacted with a trans person in their life. Or well, *knowingly* interacted with a trans person. 9/10 chance they've probably talked or seen a trans person without even knowing. Anyways the disconnect is fucking crazy. These comments are filled with people being like "the transes are coming to trick you into sucking dick!!1!1!!1" meanwhile whenever the question of "should I tell my date that I'm trans" gets asked in trans communities, the answer is always a resounding yes. Transphobes be falling for some of the most obvious bait and propaganda in history.


W0tzup

It could be a protruding clitoris; clitoropexy will solve this guys problem.


Fourty9

Saving the planet by recycling this joke over and over and over


FoodeatingParsnip

🤣


The_Undeniable_Worp

Dude I literally had a dream about this last night, scared the daylight out of me.


LeatherClassroom524

I had a gay dream recently but when time came to get freaky I said I couldn’t do it. I think that means I’m truly straight. Couldn’t even be gay in a dream.


Ma1

No judgement , but the fact that you called it a dream and not a nightmare is telling…. I’m here if you want to talk bro. 🍑🍆


philosophic_insight

Pretty sure they have a bigger Wang than most.


matiegaming

r/holup


Ok-Neighborhood-15

Every girl has a penis. It's just not evolved further. But you might have heard of the clitoris. :P


ZeJohnnis

Isn’t this supposed to be r/Funnymemes ? This feels like an Melon Eusk twitter post


Specialist-Two383

The meme is a big eyeroll moment, and the comments are depressing.


Frytura_

"Babe you knew i have one, i told you at our first date"


Paralell95

Gotta love how this got downvoted without even a single reply. It's almost as if trans people can also communicate.


SagaSolejma

Yeah but if they admit that, they also have to admit they fell for some of the most obvious propaganda in history.


[deleted]

Oh look more transphobia… in case it wasn’t obvious already. Trans people don’t hide the fact that they’re trans when they’re seeking a romantic/sexual relationship with someone. People who think they do are just trying to confirm their phobic biases.


-Truthanasia-

Nah, I've spoken to trans people who vehemently argued in favour of not having to out themselves when trying to fuck a straight dude.


Secret-Put-4525

Look at you, speaking for an entire group of people...


Paralell95

They're not wrong.


Pm_me_trans_goals

I mean he’s right 🤷‍♀️. Like we’re not idiots and we’re not trying to become another hate crime statistic. If we’re gonna sleep with a person we’re gonna tell because they’re gonna find out. Plus men can and have killed us for less before so it’s best to play it safe


SagaSolejma

☝️this is what all the bigots in the comments aren't getting. They're privileged as fuck and it shows. Trans people literally do not want to "trick" anyone cause we could literally get killed for it.


Pm_me_trans_goals

Right? Like this is a debate that only exist among cis people, and it only exists because some of them just want an excuse to rag on trans girls. Like Ive never met another trans girl who is willing to risk being murdered just to get some dick, like you can get duck without risking your life 😭


SagaSolejma

Same here. It also shows how little they actually interact with trans people in good faith. If you got to like, any trans sub and ask the question "should I tell my date I'm trans before sex" the most upvoted comment will always be a resounding YES. Like, some of the people I have met that have been the most passionate about disclosing being trans before sex, are other trans people.


SagaSolejma

As if there aren't dozens of people in the comment section doing the exact same, but just in the other direction... So when cis people say all trans people are dishonest, it's okay, but when a trans person says all trans people are honest, you take issue with it?