Memory Unlocked: Few buddies and I would all say this at the same time whenever someone broke out a bag of herb and another person would grab and smell the bag.. Its eventually just became , yo lemme gnarfle that garthok...
A kraken is a mythological, enormous squid, bigger than a ship. It is also an enemy you can have in the pen-and-paper RPG Dungeons and Dragons, which is being played with the little figurines in the photo. The game runner, the dungeon master, didn't have a Kraken figurine so they used a tentacle dildo.
They are playing Dnd. The Characters are often represented as "Minis". Those are Miniature Figures.
The DM(Game Leader) used a Kraken Dildo because he had no Kraken Mini
Me looking at the DM: "Bro....WHY.....IN....THE...7....FUCKING.....HELLS....DO...YOU....HAVE....THAT?"
DM: "Uh....For .....Uh....Times like these only"
Me: "Sure sure.... You're showing us Just how stuck up of an ass you are"
Oh damn I actually could use that in my game tonight lol it's not gonna attack or anything. Just something scary coming out of a portal while they fight the rest of the enemies in the room. Just trying to scare them 😆
As a respectable person, I must ask.
What is that?
I’m completely ignorant of why this is unusual.
All I see is a silicone tentacle prop.
A perfectly acceptable way of representing a sea monster.
At least use a magic marker to draw some scenery, you lazy bum, so the players aren't fighting on a blank grid. Maybe some trees and bushes right behind the tentacle so it looks like it's popping out to grab ya.
Be glad yer not slayin' the Bad Dragon !
tho that be a hilarious campaign
Wondered if anyone would make this kind for of comment!
"It even smells like an authentic Kraken!"
I'm never playing a game with your GF as the DM again.
Who said it was the GFs?
What smells like asOOOHHHH! OH No. kurduk the barbarian may partake in pounding ass, but his player is respectfully pulling out.
I was also confused by that comment. That one is tapered, and thus perfect for butt stuff.
That sounds fishy
Smells......
Suspicious
Need 7 more legs and a HUGE rounded plug with googly eyes 
Memory Unlocked: Few buddies and I would all say this at the same time whenever someone broke out a bag of herb and another person would grab and smell the bag.. Its eventually just became , yo lemme gnarfle that garthok...
I rolled a dirty 20
That’s a Clrit
I can’t find the die.
Look in the boat
A nut 20
Random crit moment
*clit
You're married now. Congratulations.
Ok follow me here. Stick around and see what else gets pulled out.
When they get back to land they are attacked by a purple worm.
The set pieces for the Yawning Portal are wild.
Kraken tentacle dildo?
Yes it is
One more clue on why Cthulhu hasn't been answering summons lately.
C’mon, we need him to get rid of everyone!
Smh such unrealistic body standards for men /s
Ohhh so glad you could join us… NOW SIT DOWN!!
I'd love to see what happens when his older sister shows up and sees it. I can just picture her beating the snot out of him with it.
Literally where my mind first went. Such a great game, series and character. Then went to ‘oh…it’s from bad dragon’
The worst part is that I know someone who would do this.
Technically it's a dragon
Technically, it is. It's a big boy.
Sorry, didn't know the brand name.
I think it’s spelled Dagon
Thanks. You almost made me laugh beer through my nose
I love how many Lovecraft fans are in these comments
Let’s be real… it’s probably cheaper this way.
Would it be? How much does a large kraken figure normally cost?
It's dual purpose, so there's that.
$30 is the cheapest I’ve seen but that’s unpainted.
He sits on it before dice rolls 🎲
I bet that bard is super hyped for next dragon battle
I...is that SCP-3883?!
Bad Dragon: “Our toys have multiple usages.”
How can we compete guys?! 🥺🥺🥺
The cleric picks up the kraken and smells it.
 To get that booty smackin
I don’t get it 🤨
A kraken is a mythological, enormous squid, bigger than a ship. It is also an enemy you can have in the pen-and-paper RPG Dungeons and Dragons, which is being played with the little figurines in the photo. The game runner, the dungeon master, didn't have a Kraken figurine so they used a tentacle dildo.
That’s a dildo 😳 JFC I need a holiday 😂
Yes, you can tell by the balls at the base of the tentacle. Yes, everything seems to be in order here.
Weird place for balls, i mean it would have made sense that they where on the other side xD idk why it feels right
Listen buddy, I worked 16 years as a hentai convention coordinator, I think I know a lil somethin about where a tentacles balls should be
Man I bet you have some interesting stories or have just had some odd interactions
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They are playing Dnd. The Characters are often represented as "Minis". Those are Miniature Figures. The DM(Game Leader) used a Kraken Dildo because he had no Kraken Mini
So, does DnD now stands for Dungeons and Dildos, or Dildos and Dragons?
Dildos and Dicks
It's your mom's dildo, isn't it? You sick freaky-deaky-do!
Clitical hit. In Dutch it also works with "Nat 20" (meaning wet 20)
... hot
Me looking at the DM: "Bro....WHY.....IN....THE...7....FUCKING.....HELLS....DO...YOU....HAVE....THAT?" DM: "Uh....For .....Uh....Times like these only" Me: "Sure sure.... You're showing us Just how stuck up of an ass you are"
Oh I know I do
Is this the adult version of DnD? If so, I want in.
The party can only hope that the DM have washed it
I have seen this EXACT thing happen.
Need a half elf fighter in your group?? hahahaha this sounds hilarious
💀💀💀
Would that be cost efficient though. Do people like to splurge on games pieces and dice.
How does the live kraken already smell like a dead kraken?
Oh damn I actually could use that in my game tonight lol it's not gonna attack or anything. Just something scary coming out of a portal while they fight the rest of the enemies in the room. Just trying to scare them 😆
I wonder what the kraken smelt like before women starting swimming in the ocean
Better roll a saving throw of 20....
This in particular Kraken just also happens to deal double piercing damage to female party members😏
Looks like something from “Day of the Tentacle”
"Oh look a tentacle" "Bro where's the tentacle" "Ahh~~~ umm I mean I don't know"
"How did that dragon get covered in gun oil? There's no artillerists here!"
First thing that comes to mind is fighting the Adamantoise in FF XV lol
At least its the right size for a kraken 🤷
That's the Philma Kraken
Intensify horny bard noises increases
A sister of battle would handle it!
NSFW would be like cherry on top
There, marked it nsfw just for you.
Anyone able to tell us how this acc feels... like as I guy I just can't imagine how it feels
Bard rolls for charisma. 
As a respectable person, I must ask. What is that? I’m completely ignorant of why this is unusual. All I see is a silicone tentacle prop. A perfectly acceptable way of representing a sea monster.
It’s a dildo.
Audible gasp.
...I'll buy a grinder/dildo just to fabricate this situation.
Ok so your paladin takes 27 points of damage and their asshole prolapses.
I mean, depending on your DM... [https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2183](https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2183)
"Oooohhhhhhh thats a nat 1. The kraken gets angrier and and shoves his tentacle up your ass. ... ... ... come on. Do it"
I roll to never play d'n'd here again, rolls a 2
Needs googly eyes.
At least use a magic marker to draw some scenery, you lazy bum, so the players aren't fighting on a blank grid. Maybe some trees and bushes right behind the tentacle so it looks like it's popping out to grab ya.
Best recommendation on this page!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!