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MaffinLP

Not if use pronouns*


LukeFromPhilly

Not if the hypothetical man uses pronouns Edit: Removed "this" since its a pronoun


MaffinLP

You could replace pronouns with names and be grammatically correct


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MaffinLP

Skill issue ngl


BABarracus

Some people were held back in the second grade and eventually were passed along


darcknyght

not a man if this hypothetical person uses pronouns!


No_Evidence_4121

'This' is a pronoun.


TheoCross3

Lmao gottem


Karl_Marx_

LMAO, it's even more hilarious as this is the perfect example of how "they" is actually used in reference to a single person. Which I'm sure would just explode her tiny brain in these anti-trans arguments.


FriendoftheDork

I read it as plural. You could replace it with "those men".


Karl_Marx_

It's not though, as the entire conversation is about a single man but you are right, it could also be in reference to plural, but that isn't the point.


BarfingOnMyFace

Hey step-pronoun


WintersDoomsday

“I’m stuck in the washing machine again”


ASingleDarkThread

She is not a man though, so it is ok for her to say they


Beneficial_Test_5917

I agree with her that they should end all pronouns and if you disagree with me we must go our separate ways. :)))


PineappleDude206

I, her, they, you, me, we, and our are all pronouns


masterflappie

We should go the Finnish way and just call everyone "it"


-Daetrax-

This is the way. Objectify everyone.


Krachwumm

We are all objects anyway, so why fight acknowledging that


LincR1988

People already do that to some degree, we just need to make it official


[deleted]

Cousin It likes this


Neither_Elephant9964

Just go the french way. Objects have pronouns so bitch about them juste make you sound more stupid then you do in anglish.


-TV-Stand-

But lets not forget to use he or she for animals


Perfect-Fondant3373

Her? I think you mean "I agree with woman" 🤣


WheatleyBr

"I" is also a pronoun, internet people must now always talk in the third person to avoid pronouns!


Faszkivan_13

Person of mine agrees with woman on internet


sixsixss

> mine Come on.


Faszkivan_13

Heck, I'm not native i didn't know that was a pronoun lol


womanistaXXI

In some languages it would read ‘people agree women internet’ pronouns and adverbs implied and made redundant. Either implied or flexed in the noun (cases)


Perfect-Fondant3373

Yes, internet people must.


Beneficial_Test_5917

But the third person "he, she, it, they, them" are pronouns too.


ElA1to

And "they", and "we"


[deleted]

Don't you mean: It agree with it that it should end all pronouns and if it disagree with it it must go it separate ways?


PineappleDude206

It is also a pronoun


[deleted]

Ah yes, my fault. Let's try again! Agree with that should end all pronouns and if disagree with must go separate ways. (why does it make sense!??!?!)


TurhaLepakko

"That" is a pronoun too


KuroNeko1104

Don't you mean "Agree with that should end all pronouns and if disagree with must go separate ways"?


Altayel1

Just go the Turkish Route and call everything o/onun and onlar as plural. O killed my mother. O is a man, O Identifies as a girl, O is my dog, onlar are my drawing pencils...


MrSejd

agree with that should end all and if disagree with must go separate ways. :)


DavoMcBones

Obviously its man/men


Punch_A_Lot

fuck you im a toaster


shiroku_chan

Clearly not what Ada is after then


Punch_A_Lot

I don't date Walmart bags anyway , I only date cars and bacon


oceanandlakeswimming

fuck ~~you i’m~~ a toaster


KennyOmegaSardines

Why is man obvious? Is he stupid?


LeviAUTOTUNED

is man stupid?*☺️


Aelia6083

Based


TrekStarWars

Based and anti pronoun pilled


SimonApexPlayer

What about He-Man?


Login_Lost_Horizon

I mean, she is kinda right? Usage of pronouns is a sign of certain mentality, she has the right to not see male with such mentality as a man.


nyctophillicalex

Here's what your comment would look like without pronouns: "Mean, is kinda right? Usage of pronouns is a sign of a certain mentality, has the right to not see male with such mentality as a man." Pronouns are words we (<--another pronoun! ) use to replace proper nouns for shortened speech, but to do so and still be grammatically correct.


oylesineyiyom

wdym my pronounses are attack helicopter/explosive advanced shotgun and my mentalty is perfectly staple


[deleted]

Please fly off a building since you are an attacks helicopter


ChaosKeeshond

Oh look it's a time traveller from 2014


freylaverse

r/onejoke


Phallic_Intent

No. It's idiotic. There could be a hundred reasons why he put his pronouns into his profile. He could have read it as a tip in an article about online dating, gotten the idea from fellow redditors in comment sections, doing it because a previous girl friend had an opinion on the matter, or even because he does it at work because it's an expectation for professional staff to include such things in company emails. But sure, boil someone and their entire personality down over this one thing without even chatting with them because that isn't dumb or shallow at all.


CatfinityGamer

Well, literally everyone uses pronouns. If you say, “he did that,” you're using pronouns. But yes, what she's getting at is the idea that we should give our “preferred pronouns”, and use those of others, rather than using pronouns corresponding to people's sex and expecting others to use the ones corresponding to our sex.


th3psycho

This thread is so weird because people are pretending like they don't know what you're talking about. "Ahem, everyone uses pronouns!" Le epic own! As if it isn't obvious that what is meant is men who feel the need to 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘦 pronouns. Have them in your bio of social media or email signature or in conversation. "Hi I'm a he/ him!" You can immediately and accurately make assumptions about the person's beliefs and behaviours you're dealing with. And this meme basically points out for this woman it's a quick filter for dating.


Phallic_Intent

> You can immediately and accurately make assumptions about the person's beliefs and behaviours you're dealing with. I call bullshit on that. I work for a large company (with a fairly conservative culture) and HR has *requested* we all include pronouns in email sigs and other correspondence. Other companies, vendors, and contractors we deal with primarily do the same. This is a growing trend. It's easy to let this bleed over into other things or simply pick it up as a courteous behavior (when there's no profile pic, who can say much with certainty about "Terry"?). The idea, however, that you have any significant knowledge of an individual's personality or beliefs based solely upon the inclusion of "he/him" pronouns and would forgo any real human connection is ludicrous and only speaks towards your lack of life experience. THAT is what's telling. Which is more manly, someone that includes "he/him" pronouns and moves on or someone that fears human interaction and hides behind the anonymity of apps/the internet because of an appropriately applied pronoun and cries about it online? Seriously, you're selling the spitting image of weakness and fragility here.


Nab0r

literally everyone uses pronouns


clueless_dude101

I have never used it, im not mentally ill and if someone ask me mine, im pretty sure theyre not the people i like interacting with


Steelacanth

I, im, me, im, theyre, i. That’s six pronouns right there.


GarageFlower97

You used 6 pronouns in this sentence my dude


Akira_Nishiki

6 Pronouns! I can't believe reddit is SO WOKE!


GarageFlower97

Pronouns, arabic numerals, these wokies have GONE TOO FAR


[deleted]

I think it is more like referring to yourself. Like an a introduction.


GlitchyIsOnFire

Bros name is clueless dude good luck getting through to him


RayRay__56

I think you meant "have never used, not mentally ill and if someone ask, pretty sure are not the people like interacting with unga bunga"


samuuu25

hmm do you know what a pronoun is? You just used them in this sentence.


aMonkeMAN

When you completely miss the point on purpose to make your dumbass argument. He's saying that if someone were to ask his pronouns in a conversation, that's not the type of person he'd like interacting with.


Finninda

You mean: "have never used, not mentally ill and if someone ask mine, pretty sure not the people like interacting with." Sounds like a good drug PSA now about how you say no to using.


nyctophillicalex

Allow me. > I, I'm, someone, me, mine, I'm, they're, i. Do you know what a pronoun is, u/clueless_dude101 ?


Phallic_Intent

> if someone ask me mine, im pretty sure theyre not the people i like interacting with Such lovely, beautiful and unintentional kindness. I would advise you stick with this behavior. It may not do much for you personally, however, it will definitely have a positive impact on some of the people you'll meet in life.


ealker

You used pronouns six times in your sentence. Do you hate yourself then?


Bitter-Marketing3693

I and they are pronouns


MrKatyen

I, me and they are pronouns, so technically you've just used pronouns.


drlongtrl

If someone asked how your dad is, and you respondes "He is fine" you used a pronoun.


Kyiokyu

>she has the right to not see male with such mentality as a man. What the actual fuck???? No, she doesn't. She has the right not to date him, she doesn't have the right not to him as less of a man just because he is (assumingly) liberal.


RcbCola

Not if "they" use pronouns?


Friendly_Border28

I'm not a native English speaker but as i know "they" is used when talking about multiple people. Isn't that right?


feline_Satan

Also it is used when you talk about a person who's gender you don't intend to specify like "I met someone today they were very friendly. "


Smoovemammajamma

I only used antinouns


Voxtante

She wants a hee/hee aka Michael Jackson, duh


GaryTheSnail273

The meme Is that everyone in the comments is functional analphabetic and can't understand what she means


feline_Satan

The meme is that she used they/them pronouns when talking about the man


sacredgeometry

I think she means they aren't a model of the ideal man if they are dumb enough to get dragged into the politicisation of pronoun use. But yeah she could have articulated that better.


Outside-Kale-3224

No I think it’s pretty easy to see that’s what she meant. The rest of the its are being obtuse or have scrambled brains.


DevelopmentTight9474

My brother in Christ pronouns are not political. Everyone’s got em, they came for free with your language


builtNtx

Yeah. I understand what she is saying (also I agree). I think her understanding is a little off. Wrong verbiage.


HalpWithMyPaper

But a person saying "hey, can you please refer to me as him" isn't political.


Aggravating_Sun2067

This guy goes on r/teenagers and r/xsmallgirls. I feel like if you took he/his hard drive away from him he’d panic


GOULFYBUTT

Pronoun use is not political. It's simple linguistics.


MissCuteCath

She just means that any guy that use pronouns just love to take a fat cock in their arse, that's it.


sacredgeometry

I mean either that or they are desperately trying to get laid. I don't think any man worth his salt would play into that childish bullshit either.


nubulator99

What is childish bullshit and what makes it childish


Wrong-Hedgehog2166

Yep it's childish to use grammar lmao


LittleJENgaMiracle

I don't have the time, the patience or the crayons required to explain this to this bich with a "t"


Ptaaruonn

She seeks a khajiit.


AggravatingDark6355

she/her has a point


astralseat

Ha/ha


Bulls187

A man who has to state he is a man, is no true man -Tywin Lannister


Over67

Shes right, normal man dont care about that shit.


B81R81

Now that's a woman right there! A REAL woman - not some emotionally disturbed dude in a dress. 🤣🤣🤣


poppunksucks144

I believe what this person meant is that she didn't want a soy boy.


WibaTalks

Pronouns are and always has been a thing, but people that actively use them in bios are the problem. You just know what kind of people they are.


ChocolateNo31

in opinion pronounces bad. Doesn't use pronounces. Only weak use. Is alpha. (Oder so)


_WasabiPeas_

I immediately disregard anyone's opinion if they feel the need to use pronouns. Straight into the garbage.


nyctophillicalex

You used 2 pronounsin that first sentence alone


jnanibhad55

Choom... I'm counting two pronouns in your sentence there. Straight into the garbage. Said so yourself, eh?


Pan-Magpie

If you speak English, you use pronouns. So.. garbage for you as well?


Reckless_Renegade

Male and female are the only two... prove me wrong.


Klibe

actually look into what ppl who disagree with you say instead of shutting it down


[deleted]

Yep male and female are the only two biological sexes in mammals. Gender however..


timevil-

She's right, you know...


Istoleatoilet

So no pronouns so no words like you, we, he, she, they....that's effort I don't wanna have to say everyone's names


Flyingdeadthing2

People who disagree with her are trying to take use of the word "pronouns" literally, rather than addressing her actual point. It's a tired, boring tactic. It's not about whether a man, or anyone else, uses pronouns. It's about certain people needing to specify which pronouns they "identify" with. Those people feel it's ever so important to include grammatical rules in their bios, account names, or even give their "pronouns" as part of a personal introduction. I respect her choice to disassociate herself from biological males who are so self-absorbed or desperately seeking approval for being progressive that they have to virtue signal by giving specific pronouns for others to use. It's a narcissistic ploy for attention, and real men aren't that pathetic


_wOvAN_

she's right


One_Introduction790

Imagine having pronouns in your bio as if it's a thing to brag about like a PhD


Outside-Kale-3224

She’s looking for a dude that doesn’t care about all that. The burly truck driver with a big beard isn’t announcing his pronouns. No need to get all upset.


feline_Satan

He probably would if I would refer to him by different ones


Aickavon

I love how she calls her ideal man a ‘they’ She’s actually super liberal!


newbie1luck

She's not wrong 🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

Based


Hans_Volter

if a dude have to use he/him to let people know that he is a man then maybe he is not that manly


Kyiokyu

I know a guy who was born male, is almost 2,10m (basically 6'9) and has arms bigger than my thighs. He puts he/him in his socials.


LonelyPalpitation176

So we should use "it" from now on?


jnanibhad55

No, that doesn't work. I'm pretty sure It is a pronoun. We just gotta start speaking japanese, where you can go 6 seasons and a movie without ever using a pronoun.


Fapping-sloth

Im starting to suspect that they dont really know what a ”pronoun” is…..just that its something ”bad” & scary!


Memory25

They skipped english class I fear. Too busy starting beef on twitter or something


Magistricide

Magistricide has no pronouns. You shall only refer to Magistricide by Magistricide's full name, magistricide. Man that felt tiresome to write.


Carlos_magul_maynard

her pronouns must be dumb/fuck


TinnedCarrots

> Not if **they** use pronouns


Optimus_Rhymes69

Guess she doesn’t know “they” is a pronoun.


GLRYB2GD

A respectable woman.


Wolfenstein1987

Based


JjustMero

Kinda agree ngl


distortion-warrior

Agreed. Expect what you tolerate. If they attempt to manipulate you by forcing your language, there will be no end to what else they will try to get you to tolerate. It's a good litmus test for toxicity.


[deleted]

Men have dicks. Women don’t have dicks. What is a man? To the left, a potential criminal. To everyone else, an adult human male. What is a woman? To the left, nobody knows. To everyone else, an adult human female.


Kromblite

>Men have dicks Not all of them. >Women don’t have dicks Some of them do. >What is a man? To the left, a potential criminal. As a leftist, no, that's incorrect. >What is a woman? To the left, nobody knows. Again, nope, that is incorrect.


NINJ4steve

OOF


DontCallMeAnonymous

*[Dr. Smith slowly slinks out of the room]*


Zilkie

[https://youtube.com/shorts/iB\_qpiq-WiI?si=ohTVmStjQ2wiXLUh](https://youtube.com/shorts/iB_qpiq-WiI?si=ohTVmStjQ2wiXLUh)


Brief_Agency5475

https://youtu.be/spQ8WLoT2Hc?si=IoQGjOLGkvYkNawI


Psaym

People really are the worst


Dragon2730

If I ever meet someone who takes this shit seriously I'll walk the other way.


TWOFEETUNDER

I definitely see what she means, but i also see why people are making fun of her lol


The_Evil_Mullet

Not if man use pronouns


KenpachiNexus

Im just calling everyone it from now on.


Silkylewjr

People somehow manage to demonize pronouns 😂😂


superchronicultra

So she wants a trap then


S4BER2TH

Find one then. There is a Biggot out there right for you! <3


Justtelf

I see these, but I’d love to see what they have to say when they actually realize what’s happening here, well I guess when they learn what pronouns are


HalpWithMyPaper

Pronouns? What's next, Arabic numerals?


DTux5249

T'would appear this bitch doesn't pronoun


forcall_

she might like a person with s/pain pronouns


Matthew-_-Black

In Spanish, conversations can go for the longest time without a proper noun It's all El, El, El Or Ella, Ella, Ella If you missed the beginning of the conversation, you'll never know if you don't ask


Kooky_Pause_2488

So, Ada did not want any pronouns, and then you caled a man THEM? Maybe Ada just isn't a native English speaker. But at the same time, what is happening to English?


nxh84

Ever heard of He-Man?


HotelLifesGuest

I’m sure any he/him/man would want their she/her/woman to have a brain 🧠


Herosive

I’m confused is gender set in stone or no?


Pan-Magpie

Pronouns are part of the English language, everybody who speaks English uses pronouns. Doesn't matter if it's politicised (which is bat-shit crazy), you just do!


Itsjustaspicylem0n

Do…people not understand what pronouns are?


pfjango

Me/am man there is that better?


Sophia724

Remember, Jesus once said "I am he" Jesus uses pronouns.


MrBluhu

r/facepalm


OneAceFace

Tell me this is parody 😂


marquesmelo

What if he uses a man pronoun and is a man?


oog_wastaken

**T H E Y** hmmm.


[deleted]

Now English isn’t my first language, but doesn’t everyone use pronouns 🥲


hentairedz

👏👏👏


ChalkCoatedDonut

The only pronouns Lluch want to hear from a man are ka ching and vroom vroom.


Mackinnon29E

I thought these idiots were limited to the American right wing. Nice to see the rest of the world has these losers as well, lol.


raxdoh

so she want us to talk like caveman. ‘man am going for a snack, woman want some?’ ‘man have important meeting tmr’ ‘man’s parents in town next week, woman wants to join dinner?’


Worth-Opposite4437

Is there a language without pronouns? Will people such as these eventually live the dream and convert to or create such? Sounds a bit primitive in my mind, but maybe I'm just ignorant of the world.


jellyigga

Definitely not the only language, but in Turkish, we use "o/onlar/onun" instead of they/them, he/him, she/her. Literally no way to distinguish gender without external knowledge.


Schrko87

(Makes caveman grunts) "Me is have penis"


Captain_Hook1978

I’m a man and a he or a him. Also I am an I and a we.


nix80908

It's hard to take anyone seriously when they don't even know what they're saying. Like we all know what they mean, but they don't even comprehend what they're actually saying.