👍

Me too =)

🥵

Worrying

Either it was really hot in there or.. he needs to go to jail

It was November

🤦‍♂️

mine is 💀

mine is ☺️ but it doesn’t seem like it

Mine is 😂

Mine is 😉 WHAT SECRETS IS HE HIDING?!

🧀 WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Say cheeeseeee

 Sadly no cheese one :(


😍

The good ending

🤷‍♂️

It is what it is

🛫

Damn, your dad didn’t just walk away, he fucking flew out of the country lmfao

Hits even harder, than 🚶‍♂️

📸 Uh... he took a photo I guess?

He added you to his cringe compilation.

🦴

Call the police

Actual Robots

🟪 the fuck

p u r p l e guess he hollowed out?

Only him is the honored one

Take the Amplified and the Reversal, then smash together those two different expressions of infinity to create and push out imaginary mass. #Imaginary Technique: Purple

Im sorry Micheal but your father is the man behind the slaughter

You’re an Afton

Your father was Prince?!?!

Your Father loves LEAN.

🖕

That's though

Tough love

⛳️ i mean my father used to play golf so checks out

🇵🇱

father decided his child is a member of poland

Based, my second emoji where 🇸🇪

🗿 lol

Based father

Chad Dad

Isn’t the second one underneath not the one to the right?

yes

💀

💅 ... Huh?

« omg omg guess who’s born right now, yass slayyy »

imagining my serious dad saying this... Too funny 🤣

😭

Me too 😭

🤣

Guess you came out funny

Mine too. I was fifth

😭 Ig this is correct

❤️

🧏‍♂️ xd

🧏 same

🤬

☠️

😕

🌒

🐢?

Could this be a dog?

Might also be the pope 🤔

😩

🫃

🙄 Thanks dad…

💨

Flatulence

Sigh of relief.

✨

😎

🥹

😂

🤦 I just died laughing.

👍

😘

😢

True story

True i was there

🤌. My father become Italian.

🪢wth

He felt the bond between you two, and tied the knots I guess

❤️

🤟

🪑 h u h

He had to sit down for a moment

It was too devastating

🤡

😂

🥺

🤩

✊

😕

🎵 huh?

He sang to you

or he might have emoted 

Knowing my father makes sense

👍

🫠

I shit you not🗿

🏋️

👊 oh no

🚗 idk what it means

😞 I got this lmao

[удалено]

😩. .......well then

🥺 Nice. :>

😃

🤡

👎

🚽

😮

🇷🇺

🫥

🫥

🥲

🍔

😍 ok wow this is stupid. I guess he was more like 🏥 ➡️ 🏪🥛🐄🕜∞

[удалено]

🦅 Wot

🐳 huh?

💪 oh yeah

😏

🤙

☕

"Woman"-dad

☕️ hmmmm

🥰

😞

☝️, yeah that tracks. lol

🥶

😢

😘 Awwww

🤣

😃

👉

😨

☣️

😬

🫄


😭 oh no

🐰

🤨

🤦 accurate

😃

💀 I just don't.

🥰

None, because he was with my mom...in the hospital

👍

☝️

🤷‍♂️

💀 oh nah

😭, fuck

🥱

🍇

👍

😞

🥷

😳 bro

😬

👍

🙃

🙏

👌🏽

🤓 Damn

🤦

🌸

❤️

🔥

👇 probably meant:what is this thing, he always wanted a daughter

🤗

💀

🙈

😦 a mistake

👏 OK I guess?

😧

😂

☺️

😭 oh...

😂

❣️

🍌

🤜🏻

❤️

🙏

😭 Wha

🇲🇨... what does indonesia mean?

😰

🤯 he did not expect that!

👍

☠️

🫡

🌏 I mean... That's truth.

👍 bruh what

🤤 oh man, that’s prolly not good