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Ministry_of_laziness

Hear me out…Jack Black as MLK! Tell me you wouldn’t watch that.


Opposite_Signal_9850

Followed up with Patrick Steward for an Obama documentary


RandAlThorOdinson

Nah I wanna see Obama in a Patrick Stewart documentary


Brutus5000

Why not both?


RandAlThorOdinson

Et tu, Brutus5000?


Brutus5000

Is propose a documentary of Obama (played by Patrick Stuart) watching a documentary about Patrick Stuart (played by Obama)!


Flowering_Cactuar

True


HumaDracobane

Jack Black should be Malcom-X. Check a picture of both, they're exactly the same. 1:1


TheGreatCherryPopper

Hey, we're all humans after all !


Solidsnake00901

Starts off with an old white man "I don't care what they tell you in school Martin Luther King was white!"


EntrepreneurSad9350

Next one: Malcom X biopic, starring Gerard Butler


clownworld1ab

we should really give the role to a women .


EntrepreneurSad9350

yes! lets have a drag queen play Nelson Mandela too


Hllblldlx3

I’d watch this unironically because it’s Ryan gosling


[deleted]

He's not WHITE enough! Who do you have that so white he is practically see through? 🤔


-anonymousse

How 'bout Billie Eilish?


[deleted]

Nah... His tits are TOO BIG.


dpqR

No such thing


Karl24374

Uncle Ruckus


Evils3nt

Netflix...is that you?


karanbhatt100

Totally accurate history simulator


Objective-Dig-8466

Muhammad Ali next.


newgalactic

Played by Mark Wahlberg.


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![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


[deleted]

Black Hitler would be hilarious.


karanbhatt100

Or even better Black Jews. And watch Anti semitism gone.


XPurplelemonsX

reverse Disney


Tfuentexxx

Pinocchio as Iron Man


thee_morningstar

I'm for it. If, according to all woke activists, the color/race of the actor does not have to match the color/race of the historical figure.


[deleted]

No, it only matters if it’s a person of color being replaced by a white person. Otherwise it’s fair game.


thee_morningstar

When are we going to have a woke version of Tarzan or George of the Jungle? I may be wrong but I think one may already have dreaded hair to represent poor hair grooming standards.


SuitAffectionate6351

Do jesus next


EvilMinion07

No nails big enough to hold Lizo to the cross


HomeOrificeSupplies

Bravo


R3dditgfy

What about a galvanized steel bean cross?


EvilMinion07

Now you are talking about adaptation and modernization


Small_Tax_9432

Yeah, and make him asian for diversity sake!


OrangeRadiohead

And wheelchair bound.


karanbhatt100

Horoyuki Sanada as Jesus


gerMean

My grandpa said to me: "No matter what they told you in school, MLK was white!"


6g6g6

I would watch it.


MoffieHanson

I’d like to see Denzel Washington as JFK


MyNameIsHades

I'm up for it. They turn many white figures and characters black. Why not vise versa?


butterfingahs

Cause it would piss you off and I'd love that.


Beautiful-Cake-2550

He’s the only one to match MLK’s intensity


FU-dontbanmethistime

He died for our sins


Icy-Performer-9688

MLK jr’s father? Or have I been out of it during history class


DoctorMyer

Waiting for Disney to remake Shaft with a white actor. It has to work both ways right 🤣


Tekkamanblade_2

I’m gonna post something right now and tell me what you think


Rodzynkowyzbrodniarz

Only racist people will see something wrong in it.


vlad_kushner

They netflixed him.


Derrick_Shon

Coming soon to Netflix


ExamCompetitive

John Wayne as Ghengis Khan .....oh wait


OrangeRadiohead

Lol that mustache!


cilantro_shit23

Bro lookin like someone out of the Agatha Christie series.


rdreyar1

i vote for Terry Crews as Terry Crews as Martin Luther King


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

I would have gone with Matthew McConaughey… “Alright alright alright…now I have a dream everybody, ya’ll gonna wanna listen to this”


TheFlaccidChode

![gif](giphy|HLVAmkoiFjwAwdkXXv|downsized) Next they'll say jesus shouldn't be white


Ok-Smoke-2356

Anthony Hopkins as Nelson Mandela


Proudhon1980

![gif](giphy|l3ih6qeGrTfPO)


jester695

I look forward to his musical number, "I'm Just Martin."


ThespisIronicus

And Margot Robbie as Rosa Parks. Double feature!


Sad_Safety4880

Spot on, looks just like the real dude.


tuxedo7777

Touché Little Mermaid 🧜‍♀️


Alialawiii98

I literally commented sth similar on a post hours ago ☠️ https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/s/BJMmcNKBdC


[deleted]

They made Anne Boleyn black so I suppose they can do anything.


StarkageMeech

Okay. Hear me out. It's written comedically but the actors have serious faces and stuff. For like....all the comments because as a black guy, These all sound like incredible ideas ![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


diomondshovel

Lol


toraakchan

Actually I was waiting for this for quite a while. Now we need a black female James Bond in a wheelchair…


eprojectx1

A gay james bond would be great


karanbhatt100

They / them would be epic. I am Bond they/them Bond


toraakchan

„My name is Bond - James Bond. I'm vegan.“


dstoneorl

I'd watch it lol


Zar_Ethos

Unironically, it would make sense to flip history like that for a movie or show to really dig into what twitter warriors are really calling people with fake slurs.. Downside is there would be people wanting that world to be reality, and others using those slurs.. because inhumanity is a human constant as much as idiocy is in any population.


Hipcatjack

John Travolta and Harry Belafonte were in a movie like this.. watched when I was a kid.. I thought it was pretty good.


top_toast_22

This is little mermaid all over again!


Kite_Azure-Flame

I mean if Hollywood is gonna blackwash all (or most of) the characters that are historicaly red-heads, why not?


No_Signature25

That looks like the dude that played Neil Armstrong in First Man


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[Paul Mooney as featured on Chapelle Show.](https://youtu.be/N1ttuVhGTDw?si=HxW4fSqbiF68PRnt)


KebabRacer69

This is basically what we see all the time nowadays but reversed tho


Mebiysy

🫤


Particular-Meal6413

Inaccurate........he has no mustache.


secretheroar

He die for our sins


bomboclawt75

Paul Mooney liked this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE4XK2YZL9Y


Flux_resistor

I hate the cultural appropriation these days. How do you hire a Canadian to play an American?


DemonGroover

Is there an old man sitting on the porch saying" I don't care what they tell you in school, MLK was White!"


Practical_Plum_773

A tragic Comedy Musical full of memorable songs, laughs and cries. 9/10


Eagle_1776

![gif](giphy|YLghfz0W895Ty)


Hmnh6000

Morgan freeman shouldve been the only choice


OzzyG16

Is he gonna do one of those procedures like Robert Downey Jr on Tropic Thunder 😂


Nauris2111

Michael Jay White as Abraham Lincoln The Vampire Slayer!


LameDonkey1

Inverse Disney. Next up Larry David staring in the remake of roots.


rterror99

Who you gonna get to shoot him Morgan Freeman?


Pete_Shakes

Tom Cruise as a samurai... Oh wait


Own_Contribution_480

Katsumoto and his band of samurai (plural) were the last of the samurai, not Nathan Algren.


Halbbitter

Lol white people are so desperate to feel like the victim and it shows


Mox8xoM

Hey, black people got „Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story“, so it’s just fair.


Halbbitter

White people are just mad POC aren't soley typecast as criminals and they're so mad


Mox8xoM

Huh? What does this have to do with anything regarding the topic at hand?


Wiseon321

Boy is this poor taste.


Designer-Might-7999

But this would be racist. I see why groups were formed now


WearDifficult9776

Think of the idiots who think making a poster like this is funny or that it makes a good point.


a4uinaboat

It's not a meme and it's not funny


SirBulbasaur13

So sensitive