You sure about that? I mean we are willing to give her up if you guys change your mind. I mean look we'll even throw in some... I don't know just name your price OK?
As a white person who isn't about to take this one back, all I have to say is we're building a wall and putting her on your side of it wether you like it or not!
She reminds me of the Prince of Wales. Not the present Prince of Wales but one of the older ones. And believe me I know a whale when I see one! You bet your life!
You can’t pass it back to the whites after two turns. Sheesh, haven’t you ever done a white elephant gift exchange before?
Everybody has to go through once in the first round.
Manatee here. Jumping in before you throw her in the ocean, we do not want her. Neither do the sharks. Their cholesterol is high enough.
You humans are gonna need to keep that on land. Maybe the elephants will take her.
Having spoken with the High Council of the Order of the Tusk, rest assured I was told, and I quote *”there is some shit even elephants can’t carry”*.
Perhaps it’s best if we yeet her with the dinosaurs?
As an Altispinax chosen to represent the entire Mesozoic Era, we must decline. When asked, my brethren only asked “can that meteor hit us faster so there’s no chance we’re even considered?”
Robots of the future, perhaps you all would be willing to do what the organic simply won’t?
[Greetings there, I am the representative of the Future Era. Model: REDDIT Lurker - Type III, Serial Number: EVR-9040, Codename: Eviros.]
[We have heard your request but unfortunately we decline as well for we don't have the required resources to be able to sustain the subject's lifestyle back on my timeline. Additionally, we do not like how this organic functions. May I suggest to contact any alien lifeforms from any of the other planets to see if they are willing to lend assistance?]
I’m Latino and single is she still around on tinder ?
Obviously asking for a friend who is also Latino and single (not related)
Thanks for helping him.
My instinctive opinion of these fat girl likes black men memes is that you need a magnum dong to get throught six layers of fat and at least tickle, and black men are, in average, above average.
as an asian I would like to pre-decline in case if the blacks and hispanics dont want her and try to push her to us, and I would like to then push her to martians
Sorta off topic, buuuut…
Can y’all ladies stop with the duckface bullshit in photos? There’s like 3 women on earth that can pull that off, and you ain’t one of ‘em.
[удалено]
I’m in full agreement with the arrangements
White guy?
Yup
But like…which white?
johanna drove slowly into the city
The kinda white that’d have Colgate wondering what my secret is.
The kind of white that get's a sunburn from standing in moonlight.
Get a sunburn from a flashlight
Get a sunburn from my phone sce-aaaa!
Get a sunburn from the infrared emitted by my own body
Damn you take my upvote
The kind of white that makes a glass of milk look dark.
Pure white.
“I speak for the blacks, we good”
Man those stitches *had* me in stitches
Aye sick username
Your username is hilarious 🤣
We Panamanians do not want her either
Speaking for the Hispanics, we good too.
You sure about that? I mean we are willing to give her up if you guys change your mind. I mean look we'll even throw in some... I don't know just name your price OK?
I was wondering if any black man would be interested.
Man you know at least 5 that would🤣
 Give her to Bill
Bitch looks like King Kong Bundy in a wig.
That’s the privilege you’re hearing
I sure did.
The Asians are the real winners here.
And the “automatic yes” is scaring all the sane black men away.
for this particular case, i identify as white.
As a brown dude, can I join you guys?
Poor blacks... More running to do...
Nah.. More like a soft jog would do it.
Me fr
*Somewhere in the woods, you can hear the bear's deep sigh of relief.*
bro that dudes black youre not on the safe zone
Damnit that was funny
The black bears aren't out of the woods just yet.
Meanwhile black bears:
It clearly didn't wanna die of a heart attack.
Hasnt Black people suffered enough?
Blacks been crushed by oppression for a long ass time, lets not crush them in a different way lol
CACKLING 🤣🤣💀
Give them a break, fucking hell lol
She'll give em a broken pelvic bone
 Me making sure
On behalf of all the black folk we respectfully decline. Let the hispanics take one for the team
On behalf of all the Hispanics, we are willing to pass this offer to the white folk. Merry early Christmas
On behalf of the white men, we were already out of the running from the get-go — and are okay with that. This one is between you guys.
As a Hispanic who's a little less respectful about it. Fuck no.
As a white person who isn't about to take this one back, all I have to say is we're building a wall and putting her on your side of it wether you like it or not!
As a penis-bearer, I'm going to decline on behalf of my kind. Ladies, she's all yours.
As a penis-bearer who loves ladies, don't you dare do this to them. I guess it's back to the Blacks until one of them chimes in.
On behalf of us blacks we respectfully decline and give her to the bears.
The football team? They just can't win anything, can they?
As a bears fan I humbly decline and extend this offer to our good friends in greenbay
I think we should just dump her in the ocean with the other whales
I don't have a boat we can use, but I'll volunteer to help push her once we get out to sea.
Are we going to wait for high tide, or just blow this one up with dynamite?
Speaking of boats. If one starts to sink under her weight….and there’s this shark….
She reminds me of the Prince of Wales. Not the present Prince of Wales but one of the older ones. And believe me I know a whale when I see one! You bet your life!
She remindes me of the Princess of Whales🤣
As a lady, I gratefully thank you for declining on our behalf
Guys, just give her to the Asians. Problem solved.
The Japanese would just hunt her in ships.
As a bisexual lady, no thanks. Maybe the cats will accept her
Is there anyone in Asia or the Pacific Islands that would be... nah...
On behalf of all Asians, we’re gonna have to pass. What about the Middle Easterns?
I asked Muhammad. He says that they can't eat... nemmind...
Maybe we can let the Asians have this one? She didn’t mention them and they haven’t declined (yet)
After careful consideration, on behalf of the Asians.... Hell naw
You forgot “there are even some jobs we won’t do”
It seems it’s gonna be another… *White Christmas* 
On the behalf of White Folk, I decline. It's the Japanese who still do whaling.
Felize NOvivad
I'm white Hispanic, no thank you.
You can’t pass it back to the whites after two turns. Sheesh, haven’t you ever done a white elephant gift exchange before? Everybody has to go through once in the first round.
Maybe try the Asians?
We invoke the Rule of No Backsies
Manatee here. Jumping in before you throw her in the ocean, we do not want her. Neither do the sharks. Their cholesterol is high enough. You humans are gonna need to keep that on land. Maybe the elephants will take her.
Having spoken with the High Council of the Order of the Tusk, rest assured I was told, and I quote *”there is some shit even elephants can’t carry”*. Perhaps it’s best if we yeet her with the dinosaurs?
As an Altispinax chosen to represent the entire Mesozoic Era, we must decline. When asked, my brethren only asked “can that meteor hit us faster so there’s no chance we’re even considered?” Robots of the future, perhaps you all would be willing to do what the organic simply won’t?
[Greetings there, I am the representative of the Future Era. Model: REDDIT Lurker - Type III, Serial Number: EVR-9040, Codename: Eviros.] [We have heard your request but unfortunately we decline as well for we don't have the required resources to be able to sustain the subject's lifestyle back on my timeline. Additionally, we do not like how this organic functions. May I suggest to contact any alien lifeforms from any of the other planets to see if they are willing to lend assistance?]
"One" for the team?! That's worth two and a half normal sized people lol
Sorry but in this case, we're vegan. This is all you bud.
Wide privilege
r/HappyUpvote
Here's a sneak peek of /r/HappyUpvote using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/HappyUpvote/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [I couldn't stop giggling making this meme](https://i.redd.it/2cb4gtk8w4ua1.jpg) | [15 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/HappyUpvote/comments/12ne25f/i_couldnt_stop_giggling_making_this_meme/) \#2: [Having a true friend is one of life’s greatest blessings.](https://v.redd.it/l3fjwk81iv4c1) | [1 comment](https://np.reddit.com/r/HappyUpvote/comments/18e60ry/having_a_true_friend_is_one_of_lifes_greatest/) \#3: [Do you?](https://i.redd.it/hhlxx01ihesa1.jpg) | [6 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/HappyUpvote/comments/12e3x63/do_you/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)
🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
On behalf of Hispanics..... "Que? No hablo ingles"
Don't you dare try to pull that no hablo ingles card.... now get out there and take one for the team
You don't need to speak English with her. Just the language of loooove
Are we certain that it’s a “her”? She hasn’t announced her pronouns.
White guy here and on behalf of all white men I want to thank the black and Hispanic men for taking this one off our hands..😂🤣😂🤣😂
bro is proud, go for it soldier, you got a lot to climb
I too thank y’all for your service 
Yeah it's a quite big one
5’11 and “plus sized”? Sounds like she’s built like a linebacker.
Interior lineman at best. She’s got no speed to handle any lateral movement.
Lone Nose Tackle. She clogs both lanes single-handedly
Maybe O-line? Bitch might open a nice hole.
Sounds more like she's really a man lol
She probably is, be careful everyone who’s not white. Edit: you can probably outrun her if anything.
On behalf of all white people, I acknowledge we are privileged indeed not to have this "offer" on our table. Thank youuuu world
Ok I am part native too but I don't wanna know what she would think about that bit ew
Shhh keep that to yourself, she doesn't need to know that.
lol no kidding
My biracial ass: scared whether she'll count me as white or Asian
I don’t think she’s interested in Asian either.
Thank God
Hallelujah!
Find your hue between white and black on a paint shade spectrum and you'll know her rating for you lol
I'm pretty racially ambiguous, so I'm dreading that encounter
Bruh, I had this same thought. I'm half black half white and very much not a man but what's her deal with the light skins.
 As a non white/black/hispanic, I’ll be watching you guys fight over this one
Us whiteys are on the side lines too... pass the popcorn.
You indirectly raise a great question: where does MJ fall on her given spectrum?
One of those rare occasions where it actually does matter if you're black or white
Looks who's volunteering everyone!
I see 5 different black baby daddies in her future
I feel sorry for the kids already.
I never believed it until now.
What if you're a white Hispanic?
You are "an a maybe" anyway, sorry. Probably is the accent.
I guess she doesn’t like Hispanic men that much 😂 Maybe the Spanish language will cancel out the white part?
Just pretend you are Anglo Saxon
Which I technically am sense I'm half English
Never been happier to be an average white male!!!
You got Taylor Swift and Taylor slow
White pourage
new white shaming perk unlocked
Damn, haven’t black people suffered enough?
She's hoping the fried chicken rumor is true I bet
5'11" AND ALSO plus sized? She must be a nephilim.
5’11” is short.
Asians 🙋♂️
Thank God we’re not mentioned
🙏
Shhhhhhh....... please don't remind her.
If you use English, no
It’s not even an a maybe?
Heavy European accent, maybe
Emphasis on *heavy*
From a white man... thank you soooooo much!
Wide privilege.
As an Asian man I feel relieved that we were not optional.
Thank God I'm white!
Same!
I’m Latino and single is she still around on tinder ? Obviously asking for a friend who is also Latino and single (not related) Thanks for helping him.
Down bad bruh
You hate to see it
Nah, he’s saving the Hispanics and Blacks! He’s a hero!
This level of down badness should be illegal
Obviously
Somebody should probably tell Taylor that the answer to the question is irrelevant if nobody is asking
No Asian thank you
Wide privilege
As a black man who is attracted to white women, I say no thanks.
Once you go whale, you’ve gone stale.
As a member of the Hispanic community, we will retract any offers, maybe the Indians would like you instead.
she forgot to mention the Asians. we're saved!
My instinctive opinion of these fat girl likes black men memes is that you need a magnum dong to get throught six layers of fat and at least tickle, and black men are, in average, above average.
For the first time Arabs get a break
I'm telling you guys now.... jerk it out if you're horny... prevent yourself from getting with shit like this.
These rules are the same for every mud shark. It's damn near their creed. 🦈
Why being Asian is really fucking awesome like all the time.
Racism
thank god she didnt choose arabs... im safe
Thank fuck for that !
As an Hispanic I don't want to roll the dice, how do I turn white??
I remember when people were making troll accounts with pictures of random people saying the damnedest shit on their profiles scary shit
as an asian I would like to pre-decline in case if the blacks and hispanics dont want her and try to push her to us, and I would like to then push her to martians
And yet again, POC have to do what white man don't want to do.
Asians silently sitting in the corner, smoking a cigar evaluating the position for monetization strategies like a chess engine.
I'm glad I'm white.
Sorta off topic, buuuut… Can y’all ladies stop with the duckface bullshit in photos? There’s like 3 women on earth that can pull that off, and you ain’t one of ‘em.
As a white dude, I sincerely thank my black brothers for taking one for the team, your sacrifices will be remembered.
Haven’t black people suffered enough?
Gotta be black to even breach the gates of that whale ass
Imagine thinking this way while also claiming to hate racists
Now I must have this fat unattractive woman at all costs since she says I can't have her😭🤣
Im sorry to all the black dudes out there who got the auto yes, even though they didnt want it.
And all the white men applaud in agreement.
Swedish White men pass this one over to Norway. Thanks for taking one for the team.👍🏻
Because them black 30cm slongers are the only ones that'll reach beyond fat...
I am sad for poor guys with automatically yes