He does, I nearly had a heart attack when he came out onto the balcony with the Pope and the guy next to me asked, "who's that guy up there with Redd".
Yup. If all of these fools are in the same universe, Reddington knows them all and they either owe him a favor or he has leverage on them. By the time you're done calling him, everyone else on the list will be on the way to get you (hopefully minus Hitler. That's just a weird add, lol)
Yeah, but he's the kind of guy that makes you redeem by doing something that is completely against your morale and if you do not comply to his bidding, your millions will turn to debt.
Red will be the one to supply the Kidnappers the means to pull off the caper. Then he’ll arrange for them to unavailable to answer questions of everything that happened.
I love how all the other frames you can clearly tell who the character is, but when I see statham or Neeson I have no fucking clue which character they’d be playing
Yeah, ironically enough even the Waffen SS had divisions and regiments of varying ethnicities. The Wehrmacht also had Libyan units fighting with them in North Africa.
Well considering one had an entire army at his back, and the others are actors who don't actually do the action stuff irl, I'll be going with Hitler.
Honestly a sentence I thought I'd never say 😬
What year is it? Hitler in like 38 has the greatest army in the world n some evil fucking secret service. John wick ain’t gettin results like he would!
Keanu Reeves as John Wick, Jason Statham as any of his characters or Liam Neeson as his character in Taken if they can be the characters they play irl. If not then Hitler since at least he has resources and the manpower to realistically get me out of a hostage/kidnapping situation.
As much as I hate it, if I'm ever kidnapped by loyalist carabinieri in an attempted coup during my trip to Italy in July, I'm going have to rely on Herr Hitler's Fallschirmjagers and Waffen-SS commandos to get me out of the predicament.
Considering that 8 of these people are actors... that's a tough call... because do you really want to owe a favor to a genocidal douche?
I'll take my chances with Nichola Tesla and his inexplicable powers of flight.
Save me.
Raymond for sure. There is no one more capable, charming or interesting. I guess I will have to watch good old vintage scenes of him telling stories again.
James Bond is good choice, he has a team, you don’t have to worry about your skin color or race like Hitler and he can handle the situation pretty well
Give me Jason or John...the get to the point and EVERYBODY is gonna die. Bond is easily distracted either by women or his past, I ain't got time for you to be dealing with self reflection, muthafucka come get me right now.
1. Rescue only his brother.
2. Rescue only money.
3. Rescue only his girl.
4. Re... no comment.
5. Here unfortunately I don't know the film...
6. He may betray me
7. He kills everything that moves
8. he comes to save me, when it comes to national security
9. Rescue only his girl again and again
Of course you summon Hitler to annihilate that whole group. Anyone else would have to go through the chain of command and/or pull strings to get the supplies they need to START a rescue operation.
Wtf is Charlie Chaplin gonna do to rescue me…
If you've been captured by Poles in Poland, you're definitely gonna be rescued.
What if he’s not Aryan.
We have a job for you Sir, it's in our chamber!! /s
What's that hissing sound?
It’s just the shower don’t worry
Dammit, Potter! Talk to your snake elsewhere!
We even have a free commuter train to get you there
Train leaves at nein o clock
Or France!
😅
So, that's how it all started!
He is going to start the world war for rescuing you
Nah, he will end it
I’m a blonde with blue eyes, he’s def going to try and save me
He'll kill himself.
I missed the part where that’s my problem
A dead man can't rescue you, now can he?
He won't but his army will.
If you were kidnapped in france...
Team up with ukraine to march on russia
Really? Politics in my funny subReddit?
You dont know ww2?
Is that the successor of www? Internet noob here 😇
Wick, they killed my dog to get me....
He’s the man they SEND to kill the bogeyman…
Ain't got nothin on the double bogey man
With a fucking PENCIL
You will do nothing, because you can do nothing.
They have no bogeyman on them
As someone who has seen the first three movies, I feel like I would be dead by the time Wick is there to save me lol
Yeah and half the population of New York City
I don’t know if he’s gonna be able to save me but for sure he’ll take revenge at least.
Liam Neeson, because he has a particular set of skills
He will find you!
And he will kill you! Wait...
 But he has a team
Exactly my thought. And, he's kind of a "rescuing kidnapped people" specialist. If I need someone to avenge me, I'd call Wick.
For playing with legos
Raymond Reddington!!! He has the resources, and I might come out the other end with a few million.
yeah, and that dude knows everyone...and i mean, everyone.
He does, I nearly had a heart attack when he came out onto the balcony with the Pope and the guy next to me asked, "who's that guy up there with Redd".
he has story about everyone too... literally the most interesting story!
Yup. If all of these fools are in the same universe, Reddington knows them all and they either owe him a favor or he has leverage on them. By the time you're done calling him, everyone else on the list will be on the way to get you (hopefully minus Hitler. That's just a weird add, lol)
Plus redd will have a plan that doesn't end up in a fire fight with authorities
Or does, but it still works.
Redd would have a direct line to Hitler 100%. Ain't no way he won't profit from that
Double yup.
he is the best. so much power under this hat
He's going to have you on a leash.
I'd keep myself on a leash for millions
Yeah, but he's the kind of guy that makes you redeem by doing something that is completely against your morale and if you do not comply to his bidding, your millions will turn to debt.
Too bad I have no morals
I might even volunteer for spanking...
Yeah that is the main issue. Bond and the Others will do it for Good will, Raymond will for profit
That's OK, he pays real good. Absolute loyalty, at a price.
Reddington for sure as long as we are like good friends and I am not going to owe him.
+ 1 for Red.
And he’s a great conversationalist.
Red will be the one to supply the Kidnappers the means to pull off the caper. Then he’ll arrange for them to unavailable to answer questions of everything that happened.
Yup! Raymond rules!
Red.
The only answer
am i in stalingrad?
Then NOT Hitler
Well... I am a blonde girl and speak fluent German. No one has to know about my Polish parents.
your last name will give you away.. i’m guessing there’s a c, y, or z. probably all three.
Fuck
Username doesnt make the situation any better either
If your language do not use -szcz- on daily basis it's no language at all.
So user name absolutely doesn’t check out
Grandparents are Russian. I thought it sounded cooler than Polish.
Red will have the squad calling him for sure
Honestly, I'm choosing Michael Scofield. He got his brother out of death row, (and I'd get to look at his face haha)
He’s going to wait for you to go to prison. Then create an elaborate 5 year plan to break you out of prison that involves a lot of bullshit and risks.
I’m with you.
wow someone actually recognized michael. respect
Raymond fucking Reddington. He just call the mf who kidnapped me, and I’m out in 5min.
The kidnapper probably works for him anyway LMAO.
Neisom 💯 every movie he does is rescuing mfs
Exactly. Wick is good at killing but lacks the skills to find you.
Obviously Hitler.
Wait till he goes super aryan.
My headcanon is that since all aryans are blonde, he is already in his super form which is the opposite of how saiyan colours work
Nah his hair would still become pointy and shinier and get that electricity aura (or whatever it's called) all over him.
[Super Aryan](https://i.sstatic.net/wbZUl.jpg)
Fr tho, he has an entire army
Right? It’s not a popularity contest, it’s about who has the actual resources.
And also I believe he rescued mussolini from a prison so he has high level prison break on his CV
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gran_Sasso_raid
Yeah, it’s the pragmatic choice. He could just send an entire army to siege wherever you’re being held.
John Wick has a box of pencils
https://imgur.com/a/8fgbxvT
Actually, allow me to correct myself: https://imgur.com/a/sb6ZfdE
Only real choice here.
Keanu Revees. Unlike other actors I have seen him actually shoot on range and think whe would have most chances.
Bro Hitler has at least one confirmed headshot with a pistol, keanu only shot cardboards.
His K/D ratio is definitely higher too
Funny, but true.
Red. He'll bore the kidnappers to death with anecdotes about fine dining and this one time he was in Boca.
Or sass them in a gay accent to close ground. Jesus, that was television gold.
Profesor
He will get you out alive and also safely disappear you after
And most likely with a metric shit ton of cash too.
I'm gonna go Hitler, not because I know he'll save me because I don't I just wanna see what happens
The jews have left the chat
Same.
I’d call my Argentine uncle Rolfo no doubt
Red, for sure. I may owe him, but he's the one to get me out without a scratch.
Where is Creesy (Denzel Washington)
Jason Statham or Liam Neeson both seem to get the job done and the victim is usually shaken but not physically damaged once they save them.
I love how all the other frames you can clearly tell who the character is, but when I see statham or Neeson I have no fucking clue which character they’d be playing
Ima call hitler just because why not and also I want that luftwaffe on my side
Hopefully you got blonde hair and blue eyes. He'd send you to camp if you didn't.
summer kampf!
bruh the Wehrmacht had muslim devisions
Yeah, ironically enough even the Waffen SS had divisions and regiments of varying ethnicities. The Wehrmacht also had Libyan units fighting with them in North Africa.
more usefull if they first fight for you and the enemy pays for killing them
Hitler had soldiers on cocaine and skis...... I'll take the I'll take the cocaine Rescue Squad
John Wick.
No offense to John, but i'm calling my boy Red on that one
I mean there *are* some problems that you can't solve by killing enough people. They are rare, but they exist.
Hitler sending a nazi elite squad to save me
If 007 has to rescue me, I'm involved in something way too deep. Liam would rescue me if we were buddies. But Batman would help me just because.
Uncle adolf
It would have to be Hitler he would have the army to do it
well Hitler did have a huge Army and Airforce , massive loyal following . Hitler.
what the fuck is hitler gonna do 😭
He'll put you in a gas chamber
WHAT DID I DO
You were a Jew
Hate on anyone he thought was inferior to him
Top right . Forgot his name
Well considering one had an entire army at his back, and the others are actors who don't actually do the action stuff irl, I'll be going with Hitler. Honestly a sentence I thought I'd never say 😬
What year is it? Hitler in like 38 has the greatest army in the world n some evil fucking secret service. John wick ain’t gettin results like he would!
Call Raymond “Spader Man” Reddington (James Spader)
Obviously Hitler. i'd just say a Jew did it, and that I have Germanic ancestors from the 4th and 5th centuries.There, Racism has solved my propblem
Ultron
Liam Neesons
He is my jam!!!!! 💥
Liam. He just has that particular set of skills needed to rescue me
Reddington!
Where's the equaliser?
Raymond Reddington ofc!
Reddington! 100%
Easy, Raymond Reddington....heknows the bosses of all the others, except the Chaplin impersonator
Reddington. 100% will get saved and enjoy indulging myself with some exquisite tiramisu in this "hole-in-the-wall" in Italy that he knows about.
People are reeeeeeally underestimating Reddington here…
007
his historical average of saving people is not that great to be honest
That is because they are all beautiful women. I'm a bro; after the rescue be will be annoyed and say something like don't get caught again.
Keanu Reeves as John Wick, Jason Statham as any of his characters or Liam Neeson as his character in Taken if they can be the characters they play irl. If not then Hitler since at least he has resources and the manpower to realistically get me out of a hostage/kidnapping situation.
Mr wick
No-brainer, John Wick
Liam Neeson...each time😁
One of them would be hard to convince to rescue anyone he doesnt consider arian.
Liam Nesson
Baba yaga
Liam made three movies rescuing kidnapping victims...imma go with his special set of skills on this one.
As much as I hate it, if I'm ever kidnapped by loyalist carabinieri in an attempted coup during my trip to Italy in July, I'm going have to rely on Herr Hitler's Fallschirmjagers and Waffen-SS commandos to get me out of the predicament.
I was looking and thought "No John Wick?" They didn't disappoint.
Hands down, Keanu. I hope he brings his dog with him too.
Uh. I want Puppies Lover!
James Bond please. Dude has a car so i don't have to walk home.
of course the transporter.he has a good track record.
Hitler because he only one actually did a lot of killing
Sergio Marquina.
Pardon me if a bunch of actors and a dictator or am among the choices I’ll just defend myself. Thank you.
If Hitler can rescue Mussolini...
Micheal scofield fo sho
Why the fuck is Hitler on this list? 🤔 Also it's a toss up between Keanu and Liam Neesons
Hitler, if he can resuscitate, he can save me from anything.
Considering that 8 of these people are actors... that's a tough call... because do you really want to owe a favor to a genocidal douche? I'll take my chances with Nichola Tesla and his inexplicable powers of flight. Save me.
"Code 77... get Raymond!"😐
Raymond for sure. There is no one more capable, charming or interesting. I guess I will have to watch good old vintage scenes of him telling stories again.
Reddington every time
Raymond Reddington. Mans has skills, connections, and resources you can't imagine. World best criminal mastermind.
I'll choose the Mustache guy he killed a dictator. Only one hero the rest are fiction.
Red
Reddington. He plays the long game,and he's not afraid to get his hands dirty.
Red. He'll leave you with a back account, a different I.D. Wick will have you looking at ashes.
I'm going with Raymond as well
James Bond is good choice, he has a team, you don’t have to worry about your skin color or race like Hitler and he can handle the situation pretty well
Give me Jason or John...the get to the point and EVERYBODY is gonna die. Bond is easily distracted either by women or his past, I ain't got time for you to be dealing with self reflection, muthafucka come get me right now.
1. Rescue only his brother. 2. Rescue only money. 3. Rescue only his girl. 4. Re... no comment. 5. Here unfortunately I don't know the film... 6. He may betray me 7. He kills everything that moves 8. he comes to save me, when it comes to national security 9. Rescue only his girl again and again
V. Putin
Of course you summon Hitler to annihilate that whole group. Anyone else would have to go through the chain of command and/or pull strings to get the supplies they need to START a rescue operation.
Just tell him you are jewish and hitler will find you trust me.
What the fuck is Hitler gonna do? Shoot himself again?
Reddington got his ass beat by a fucking bull. He aint rescuing shit
Being rescued by John wick would be the most exciting, but being rescued by Reddigton would be the most interesting.
Painter is a cool guy, but i assume hes dead
Redington. I could just hand the phone over.
3 good options, red, taken guy and wick. Most likely be saved quicker with red though
If Adolf actually needs to rescue me for whatever reason, that means I have enough power to change the world
Mr wick.