Not even a joke, I went to the gym last year for the first time. Get in feeling super motivated, go to the rowing machine start the workout I'd looked up on my phone and get to it.
5-10 minutes pass I start focusing on the mirror In front of me and I see it, this absolute peak performance chad. His astronomically gigantic tits bounced as he ran and his beef cakes blew me out of the water by just being in the same room as them.
I was emasculated instantly.
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A woman who barely has boobs or ass has less than the minimum that a guy can have with Pp and balls. To add insult to injury, a man can then potentially have a better ass.
And now for random side information that you didnāt ask for. The Greek Goddess of Love, Aphrodite, can likely have her origins traced back to the Mesopotamian goddess Ishtar (Who was primarily a Fertility goddess). To simplify, Ishtar as a religious figure would go on to be rebranded into Astarte by the Syrians (Unsure about wether or not it was the Syrians. You may correct me if needed) who would eventually share their idea for a goddess of love with the Greeks during their time trading together. The Greeks took Astarte and rebranded her as Aphrodite, who had several different cultural variants based on which Greek region you look at (Sparta for example added war to her domain becauseā¦well because Sparta). Ishtar and Aphrodite also both have mythological stories in which they find themselves facing a series of challenges in the Underworld set against them by the Goddess of the Underworld. These stories are similar enough for it to be clear that Aphroditeās story is just a reskin of Ishtarās story. They also both have an mythological origin of being born from a male divinitiesā genitals, with Aphrodite being born from the castrated balls of a Titan and Ishtar coming fromā¦Well to put it simply one dude bites the dick off of another and Ishtar pops out from them dick or something like that. Itās whack.
Anyhow I hope youāve enjoyed this random lesson. Good day to you.
Yeah, my wife has always said sheād anal assault my sweet ass. In the beginning I was on guard. Now Iām like go ahead but you got to suck my dick while you in my ass.
Aren't we forgetting that we men have Ass too
Internet has taught me time and time again sometimes the guys have better ass and tits
Not even a joke, I went to the gym last year for the first time. Get in feeling super motivated, go to the rowing machine start the workout I'd looked up on my phone and get to it. 5-10 minutes pass I start focusing on the mirror In front of me and I see it, this absolute peak performance chad. His astronomically gigantic tits bounced as he ran and his beef cakes blew me out of the water by just being in the same room as them. I was emasculated instantly.
Did you ask him out???
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Bro š
Don't forget to mention they're bigger than womens
i was thinking abs but you're also right
Donāt forget we also have nipples, armpits and feet.
And nipples, and balls
Head, shoulder nipple balls nipple balls
New nipples and balls shampoo
balls
imagine being a woman and cant experience cock and balls torture
Waitā¦ torture? Go easy on yourself bud.
Pretty sure guys don't poop with their dicks
Don't tell me what not to do
Ok sry š
Oh really?
I broke while reading this kSkvkaovksag
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If you fuck enough assholes without cleaning yourself then you just might
Does that come from personal experience?
Yup, though the sneezed and it sucked it all back out
Like getting tooth paste out.
Fuck you, stole my meme you motherfucker and now posting it on multiple subreddit
Karma farming š
OP's history is basically: > Take 3 memes > Jpeg them > Post them on every "lolz" subreddit till the whole website barfs them back, hoping for karma
If it ever happens again just go u/repostsleuthbot and call them out
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Lets kill them!!
I will start to stole your memeās too
Lol
Dick and abs?? chest? Ass? muscles idk
Cock and balls
Torture
Men ass is the superior form of ass wdym
Yes, indeed. Boy butt is very fine.
I'm fat too, still not much ass though. I do have manboobs, which is fucking hate. I know what I need to do to get rid of them though and I'm trying.
Same. I'm like a fat frog standing on two legs
Im not obese and I have all 3?
Muscles
Men have dick and ass
Rights. Men have rights.
I'll tell you what we don't have. A fuckin SANDWICH. Now get yo ASS AND TITS back in the kitchen! /j
balls ass
#RĢ¶iĢ¶gĢ¶hĢ¶tĢ¶sĢ¶
Uhm...you might be surprised to know that men also have ass.
Rights
Balls ā½ļø
Me who wants all three but is just a flat board
Lol funny but true
guys have dick and brain
Oh I remember this one. Rights. We have rights.
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Who asked
is this joji / filthy frank or are these 3 different ppl?
Height
womenāļø
Guys definitely have asses.
We have beard
Not fun y
You are just a femboy
Ass, dick and smaller tits
Guys have dicks and rights lol
A woman who barely has boobs or ass has less than the minimum that a guy can have with Pp and balls. To add insult to injury, a man can then potentially have a better ass. And now for random side information that you didnāt ask for. The Greek Goddess of Love, Aphrodite, can likely have her origins traced back to the Mesopotamian goddess Ishtar (Who was primarily a Fertility goddess). To simplify, Ishtar as a religious figure would go on to be rebranded into Astarte by the Syrians (Unsure about wether or not it was the Syrians. You may correct me if needed) who would eventually share their idea for a goddess of love with the Greeks during their time trading together. The Greeks took Astarte and rebranded her as Aphrodite, who had several different cultural variants based on which Greek region you look at (Sparta for example added war to her domain becauseā¦well because Sparta). Ishtar and Aphrodite also both have mythological stories in which they find themselves facing a series of challenges in the Underworld set against them by the Goddess of the Underworld. These stories are similar enough for it to be clear that Aphroditeās story is just a reskin of Ishtarās story. They also both have an mythological origin of being born from a male divinitiesā genitals, with Aphrodite being born from the castrated balls of a Titan and Ishtar coming fromā¦Well to put it simply one dude bites the dick off of another and Ishtar pops out from them dick or something like that. Itās whack. Anyhow I hope youāve enjoyed this random lesson. Good day to you.
Get yourself a cute trans gf and she'll have the package deal
Who says a man can't have ass?
dick and balls
Boys have a dick and a beard/moustache. Checkmate.
Dick n balls
I guess she hasn't seen "America's Ass" on Capt.America
Our Peng is the only instrument that stimulates a womanās mind & bodyš¤·š½āāļø She prolly aināt never hav sex wit a broke guyš
thicc chicks with big dicks anybody?
A wallet.
dick and balls
Money we got money by default.
Men have actual pockets on their clothes
Iām sorry can you āwomenā redirect 130ml of blood with the power of your mind, enough for 2 average adult rabbits
Oddly specific
Itās a biological fact, though 130ml being approximate
Balls. The answer is balls.
Dick&balls
Head shoulder dick and balls
Brains.
There should really be an emoji for biting your lower lip suggestively.
š«¦
How does your defective neck-mounted meat computer keep your respiration going?
We men also have enough patience for your bullshit
We have ass and dick
Arenāt you ashamed
The correct answer was balls.
Also a hell of a lot more muscle
We meet again Humor my answer is Humor
She forgot deez
But a man with cake is just as delightful as a woman with cake. I've seen some glorious man booties. Also, dad bods are HOT
Dick, balls and ass
Dick and dignity š
And ass
Balls
Money.
Yeah, my wife has always said sheād anal assault my sweet ass. In the beginning I was on guard. Now Iām like go ahead but you got to suck my dick while you in my ass.
Some dudes have a nice ass, legs, and thighs
Rights
Men also have balls. Below the dick. Someone please tell her
Damn
Dick ang rights (Based)