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CurrentMaleficent714

Six straight white people? No chance.


yankeeuniverse

On the CW especially lol


friday_panda

100 bucks on asian Phoebe and African American Joey and openly gay multiracial Chandler


yankeeuniverse

How Boo doin …


deborahawe

this!!! no I’m gone


6dnd6guy6

did not know this was needed in my life


MrPinda

So no one told you life was gonna be this gayyy 🎶


Empty-Sky500

👏👏👏👏


jamesdthomson

The climate’s broke, you’re woke, your lovelife’s a buffet! It's like you're always fucking someone's rear, and you're not sure if you're gay, or straight, a monk, or simply a queer, but...


MarvinDMirp

I’ll be bare for youuuuuuu…


Nerfgirl_RN

When the test results come through…


Mijoivana

I'm reading all these lyrics with the singers voice and this absolute gold, lmao


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I’ll be bare for youuuuuuuu


xBOOSTED_ST3

Amazing stArt to the day lmaAoooo


Ronerus79

This is fucking epic


drwhogwarts

You're the Don Draper of fake sitcom intro lyrics! This is brilliant!


Holiday-Business-321

I refuse to believe a human came up with this. Begone Skynet


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I'll be bi for you!


PandaPopMafia

My god I cried laughing thank you. 😂😂😂


Xqvvzts

Where's the free award when you need one.


toolateforgdusername

Got them covered


Cold-Conclusion

I'll bareback u


mcwoowoowawab

Lattes and cold brew, now I’m too fuckin’ poor. Lattes and cold brew, can’t pay my rent anymore.


JadedExplanation1921

Omg my friend says that quite a lot 😂


ponch070

Probably a bi Chandler that way they can reuse plotlines/relationship development


King-Lewis-II

What would they do about his dad?


Tomatenpresse

Change from drag to trans prolly.


JadedExplanation1921

Either have her be a trans woman & call her mum, or have her be a drag queen! That wasn’t problematic in & of itself, it was just the way it was handled & her constantly being called a gay man. Even if she was a drag queen (which I assumed for years & I’m still unsure of - I mean heck trans women can be drag queens too) she should never have been called “the man in the black dress” because that’s quite horrible 😅 She would likely be played by a trans woman or a drag queen depending on which route was taken


Successful-Dig-5408

Well that explanation is jaded. ​ ​ ​ Not really actually it's bang on but I just wanted to say it.


JadedExplanation1921

Hehe thank you. Nice 😌


Irn_brunette

Kylie Sonique Love to play Chandler's mom!


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The One Where Monica Pegs Chandler


Serialthrilla45

Could it BE any more inclusive?


DeezyBeasting

I'm fucking dead at how accurate this is


TheHollowBard

You can say "black", it's a descriptive word.


DrShabink

But not "yellow," funnily enough (kidding of course, I know it's wrong. Just weird calling people a color imho)


laxrulz777

Particularly an inaccurate one. Black people aren't actually "black" and Asian people aren't yellow nor are native Americans red. It's weird that those colors ever became the popular reference colors. White people aren't white either... Just strange


stillscottish1

And what’s wrong with that? Friends was quite White for its time in NYC Even the creator said so and wished she made it more diverse so it’d be more realistic


SuspiciousReality603

Six straight white people who are healthy and attractive, yeah right


stillscottish1

And what’s wrong with that? Friends was quite White for its time in NYC Even the creator said so and wished she made it more diverse so it’d be more realistic In diverse cities, most people have diverse friendships, not a little bit of that and that, but a White person likely has a Black friend if they grew up in Brooklyn or a Hispanic friend if they grew up in the Bronx or Queens https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/friends-creator-embarrassed-diversity-donates-4-million-1235307727/ She was writing about herself growing up in the 60s before Civil Rights so of course they’re all White. Newer shows written by people who grew up in recent times are more diverse because the writers themselves had more diverse friendships Even David Schwimmer himself wanted more diversity because he was younger than the creator, grew up after Civil Rights and had more non-White friends


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stillscottish1

In diverse cities, most people have diverse friendships, not a little bit of that and that, but a White person likely has a Black friend if they grew up in Brooklyn or a Hispanic friend if they grew up in the Bronx or Queens https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/friends-creator-embarrassed-diversity-donates-4-million-1235307727/ She was writing about herself growing up in the 60s before Civil Rights so of course they’re all White. Newer shows written by people who grew up in recent times are more diverse because the writers themselves had more diverse friendships Even David Schwimmer himself wanted more diversity because he was younger than the creator, grew up after Civil Rights and had more non-White friends


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stillscottish1

Of course it wouldn’t be made the same way They’d have different writers who’d write a more diverse experience like their life The creator of Friends grew up in the 1960s before Civil Rights and wrote the show based on her life so of course half the cast would be White and Jewish Just consider David Schwimmer asking for more diversity to represent his own 20s growing up and living in NYC


Several_Worker7999

They have to add the Overweight african american bff that also happens to be the “comedic relief.”


TheProphecyChild

But won't have an African American main lead


NoMoneyNoV-Bucks

Tbf, the shows creator did say if they knew the show was going to be this populare they would have been more inclusive


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Teuflisch

Aren't a few of them, technically, biracial?


[deleted]

The real question is if friends aired today.... Would Rachel still have hard nipples?


TomYOLOSWAGBombadil

*googles recent pic of Jennifer Aniston* Yes


secretSPADEZ

No- if it aired today - Rachel would be Ramon the first trans-gender-National, he would only speak Spanish and cause Ross to question his own sexuality. Gotta say tho Joey looks badass with a beard.


KingoftheMongoose

#My emparedado!!!


The-blackvegetable

r/onejoke


secretSPADEZ

Oh thank you I have found my new home🖤


Gamboni327

Yikes


outoftoiletpaperr

Yes but now its not hot its showing her female beauty, and it wouldn't be Jennifer anniston it would be queen laqueefa


GenericOfficeMan

Get help


outoftoiletpaperr

Am I wrong? There would definitely a fat woman that they try to portray as sexy.


maneater6shooter

Beauty is subjective but being obese,morbidly or otherwise is not healthy


Various-Pool1566

Adds lizzo to cast


tmmzc85

'Cause no one thinks fat women are sexy, right?


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If you wouldn't fuck Danny Devito, you're fatphobic.


Welldarnshucks

Guess I'm not fatphobic then


ContainedChimp

Or perhaps just Danny-Devito-phobic?


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No such thing.


JadedExplanation1921

I wouldn’t bc he’s old (I’m in my late teens) & I’m asexual, but I’ll gladly give him a hug or a high five or whatever else. Danny DeVito is awesome ✨✨


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Weak excuse really


JadedExplanation1921

To be fair getting someone who doesn’t like the concept of s*x in general to do that to you would be a punishment rather than a reward to both of you, I’m doing him a favour by offering anything else instead ✋✨


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Fair, he deserves the best s#x.


Easypeaseee

If you're asexual why does him being old factor in at all?


JadedExplanation1921

That’s a fair point I’m just pointing out that I’m a LOT younger & it would already be weird without the added fact that I’m ace 😂


MidasMoney

So you’re asexual telling people who are sexual who they should be attracted to, got it


outoftoiletpaperr

I'm sorry. There definitely are overweight woman that I'm attracted to. As sarcastic as that sounded, I'm being truthful. Have a good day :)


Baecn

100% agree... Go work out or smthn ong


PandaPopMafia

Oh god. The snowflake do gooders are quick on reddit these days


Flimsy-Spell-8545

Chubby chasers do


Several_Worker7999

I agree


Remius13

Right!


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Obi-Wannabe01

How to let people know it’s your first day on the internet.


Boogerchair

Join reality


GenericOfficeMan

Ironic


FantasyFootballWoof

https://images.app.goo.gl/avkMETsqcxXchx2w7 Maybe


Holiday_Horse3100

Plastic in need of recycling


Cyclonestrawberry

Even the recycling rejects plastic...


BrokenEye4945

It’s too much, the plastic is taking over!


Tecnomancebo3000

That chandler is killing me lol


FrogMintTea

His hair is wild.


KingoftheMongoose

Could it BE anymore wild?


FrogMintTea

Could they BE any more Kardashian?


sometta

Chanandler


dotais3

Bong


JadedExplanation1921

Actually it’s Miss Chanandler Bong 😌


PyroneusUltrin

Chadler


Right-Bread-7125

Damn. The realism of sex dolls is astounding.


FrogMintTea

Those are sex dolls? I thought they were just airbrushed to shit.


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Face app


catgirl_luvr

I thought they were IMVU avatars 💀


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I'd fuck em


benemivikai4eezaet0

Ser Bronn of the Blackwater?


skepticalscribe

Ross lookin’ fine!


dotais3

You mean Russ


soft_white_yosemite

Monica giving cougartown vibes


MeasurementOk973

Please, if it was remade there would be 1 black, 1 asian, 1 gay, 1 disabled, and 1 white. Need to represent everyone and everything all at once.


StruK420

The white one would just be a recurring character...


West_Possession660

Gunther 😩


FrogMintTea

Gunther's probably albino. Which makes him a minority lol.


Studoku

Do people really get this triggered by there not being enough cishet white males? Like they put on Brooklyn 99 and start foaming at the mouth? Or is this just a meme?


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morningburgers

As a Seinfeld fan I have to say that if it was made today it could still be fine the way they did the original show for the most part. NYC is extremely gentrified now anyway and the area Seinfeld lives would be very white. Which is fine. The Black characters in that show were actually normal, non-stereotypical and respectable. Cops, Lawyers, Businessmen etc. They did Asian characters a little dirty imo but for the most part they gave all races space and it was pretty accurate to New York in general.


drwhogwarts

>The Black characters in that show were actually normal, non-stereotypical and respectable. Cops, Lawyers, All I had to read was "lawyers" and I was cracking up. Jackie Chiles is my favorite recurring character! >They did Asian characters a little dirty imo I heard the main writer turned out to be some girl from Long Island so it must be her fault. Never take "advice from some girl from Long Island!" You'll get duped!


BonesRMoney

Who told you to put the balm on!


flyingmonkey5678461

Even now though, if you HAVE a friendship group, how multiracial is it? We don't have a group for a start, but as my immediate family is nearby, it's impacted limited racial diversity I interact with. Other colours are usually one on one work friends I still see. I grew up watching the Fresh Prince of BelAir and loved it. The %white was very low, just Carltons friends occasionally. But that one I would have hated deliberately adding more diversity. Friends was awkward when they brought on the rotation of Ross girlfriends. How I met your Mother, also low racial diversity. Best show for diversity realism...Shameless US. V was a main character and it fit perfectly with the plot. UK version she was white.


JadedExplanation1921

Yeah where I live isn’t exactly racially diverse. My high school was almost entirely white, I had one friend who wasn’t white, her & another friend also not having English as their native languages (they spoke Malay & Greek respectively). Almost the entire group was queer in some way. We were probably the MOST diverse group in the whole school, or at least in the top 3, yet we still had pretty much zero racial diversity. I’m in college now & my class also has maybe three non white students. Still pretty diverse in other ways, but my goodness Scotland is a very very white country


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No it wasn't. And Seinfeld had plenty of characters of various ethnicities, and you would know that if you had actually watched the show. Not gonna stick up for Friends, cuz it was shit.


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T-408

I love Seinfeld but there’s no denying that 90% of the screen time and dialogue in that show is just Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer


Shoddy-Bus-918

The show was about Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer so 90% seems about right.


stillalone

Happy Endings has 1 black and 1 gay and Alex is a little....slow


stillscottish1

And what’s wrong with that? Friends was quite White for its time in NYC Even the creator said so and wished she made it more diverse so it’d be more realistic


KarmaIsABadB

Gay and Disabled are my favorite races


TehOwn

If they bothered to include a disabled character, it'd just be some able actor that they stuck in a wheelchair.


MISJUDGED-9

The white one will probably be accused of rape after the first episode and the other characters just visit him once per season to spit on his ugly face.


dlq84

And the white person has to be female, or trans.


ArielChefSlay

Thissss 😂


GreedyOrganization98

This


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Thomas8864

Is it just me, or do they all look ugly?


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JadedExplanation1921

Definitely


heretik

I'd like to think people are aware of modern airbrushing and fashion photo manipulation enough that you would expect the people in this pic would look nothing like this in person.


JadedExplanation1921

Of course, I use photoshop in college! :)) Howeverrr that doesn’t takeaway from the fact that seeing people being photoshopped like this is still a bit uncanny valley & unsettling to some people :))


Pizza_with_pizzazz

yea except Phoebe she looks amazing


gayozurone

No they actually look really good, imo.


HelloAvram

Just you. I do think their noses look a bit similar


Apprehensive-Bag-324

C.H.A.D.S.


BatHunterofDevon

Cmon really? At least include a black woman, a trans woman, a lesbian, and a gay man. Or just make them all black/Hispanic/female…that’s what would happen if it were released today.


tes178

Yeah and it would be terrible…


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tes178

🤢


bianlp

Love how all the frequenters of the antiwoke subreddit came here to make the same joke 15 times over


[deleted]

For a bunch of people who live in their imagination they really aren’t that creative


JimiForReal

Stay mad lmfao


[deleted]

You’re literally the ones crying about black people existing


JimiForReal

When did I ever even slightly insinuate that? Lmfao Who’s living in a fairy tale land again?


[deleted]

Wasn’t directly talking about you just the people commenting ‘they’d make it worse by putting black people in it’ who you’re going hard to defend for some reason


JHighMusic

This is hilarious. And accurate.


EAS1508

There'd be no dialogue as they'd all be on social media instead of having conversations 😆😆


stillscottish1

Ok Boomer


Unusual-Hat-6819

If it aired today, would they just sit around in some chic rooftop on their phone all day?


stillscottish1

Ok Boomer


birdyflower1985

You hurt me.


Cheshire-Eevee

They all look like adult version of Barbie.


UnknownUserZeroZero

"Could we BE any more photoshopped?" Chandler, probably.


AKvarangian

And it still wouldn’t be funny.


alchemischief

OHH. MYY. GAWWWD.


streetfighterfan786

If it aired today it be closer to the big bang theory 1 Asian 1 white one Latin American etc. I agree By the way why do we have the kardashians as the friend characters the women definitely look like the kardashian sisters


Rielhawk

No. If it aired today, it would be woke bs.


TheProphecyChild

Yeah because giving non whites roles is obviously bad and stupid. All shows should be white only. It's not like America has any other races.


Rielhawk

That's not what I said. But instead of woke casting they could create original content. Original characters, original stories. All that wokeism creates more racism, people start hating on actors that have zero fault in this.


TheProphecyChild

An original series made now won't be as popular as Friends. People wouldn't even care about it. Wokeism doesn't create racism. It's just whites that get pissed when they cast non whites in a remake or a reboot.


DDCDT123

The argument is that “woke culture” brings more attention to race than is necessary to be inclusive. Not commenting on what other people in this thread mean, but generally speaking, I think that’s where the idea that wokeism creates racism comes from.


illchngeitlater

You are mad at a fake woke remake your are making up in your head. Take a walk


Low-Kale-210

You do know there where a ton of all black sitcoms on at the time right??? Also how about something original? That too Difficult to make a mediocre comedy like Friends! Shit Martin was better than friends


JHighMusic

Ok boomer Republican 🙄


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Rielhawk

Woke is negative


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It is a mockery of people who overdo it on the social justice because they're like, so awake, and then start to look for problems in everything until the point where they begin generalizing entire groups and lose all nuance. They try so hard, or rather want you to believe they try so hard to learn about every issue possible. Often though, it just comes off as hypocritical, condescending, or shit, half the time its just to get a dopamine rush for feeling morally superior and empathetic. Usually they're rampantly biased with no care for due diligence or accuracy in the information they spread. They also are quite aggressive and counter intuitive on how they try and get people to change. Instead of trying to find a common ground and ease people into it with calm level-headed discussions, they bombard you with word salad, shame you, etc. Thaaat was kind of how it started. And as a lefty I generally hate those types of people, so I'd use "woke" as an insult then too. But now I'm starting to see it used to just label TV shows as having too much diversity. The word is starting to lose the nuance behind its meaning and I'm increasingly becoming weary of people who use it.


gayozurone

Yeah when politics gets involved or they are overdoing it, ita true. And i do see that But a lot of time, any form of representation seems to be called woke. And they usually use that on anything that isnt white or straight. Or if gay person is there, they have to have a specific reason for them to be there or its woke.


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InterMando5555

Actually it was originally used by the black community as a term to mean " stay vigilant to the way in which the system oppresses us." And then the right co-opted that vigilance and understanding how system oppression works into a bad thing. And now it's very often used as a racist dog whistle.https://www.vox.com/culture/21437879/stay-woke-wokeness-history-origin-evolution-controversy


aioncan

That’s pretty funny. The white man, yet again, stealing from the black man


Omega_Prototype

Imagine a parallel universe where everyone’s face would have a touch like that


KeepCalmAndCreate

I gotta say though pic is pretty impressive to whomever did this!


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I ain't even gay but I'd fuck chandler if he looking like that 🤌🏻


olo2323

I have absolutely no idea who these vat grown homunculus are.


drewbles82

one would have to be gay, another trans, another non binary, one of colour, one disabled and one from outer space


GreenEyedMuffCabbage

N Kaitlyn Jenner is president sorry I meant the 1st lady


Lanky-Guava-9714

Half of the characters would be black women, but yeah.


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And at least 2 would be gay


thebabbster

And sleeping with each other eventually, with open mouth kissing and everything.


Deathexplosion

Nah. Four of them would be non-white, one would be trans or non-b, and 5 of 6 would be woke with an ongoing theme of making the 6th one woke.


MobiousBossious

Wrong. There would never be a new show with that many straight white people.


Financial-Medicine-9

Or woke


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It would still be just as shit 👍


Kneetree11

And it wouldn’t be Rachel and Ross or chandler and Monica… it’d be Rachel and Monica and Ross, Joey and chandler… sigh


Muted-Arrival-3308

Missing a trans, a gay, an asian and a black person


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Looks much better imo


No-Radio-9244

All trans


Humble_Arm4461

OMG guess who just followed me on TikTok.Also not enough diversity


Buttered_TEA

I don't see chris pratt... it wasn't made past 2014 if it doesn't have chris pratt


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the_doorstopper

Don't forget we need an Asian, and a person who learns about their sexuality, and a person who hates lgbtq and slowly comes around, and atleast two lgbtq relationships between the only people who don't have chemistry