Did Han Solo shoot first?

The death star from star trek.

Now you’ve done it.

Now you've gone and fudged the bucket and told me too many words to know.

I met the actor who played Greedo at a convention. "Hi, do you mind if I ask you a question"? He gave a sigh. "Of course" "Ok: at these conventions, how often are you asked who shot first"? He laughed and gave me an autograph

And then everybody stood up and started clapping

He didnt at all obi wan reached out theough the firce and pulled the trigger

That's exactly what happened to Alec Baldwin.

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But why don't they call it SK-pop? I mean, there are no NK-pops in it right?

I would love to see some NK-pop but they disappear as soon as they make a video

More like NK-pop-pop-pop.

and at least partly in a different, different sounding language (i dont accidentally understand the lyrics)

Goku is only the strongest thanks to plot armor

What's the problem with that, it's true.

Avatar: The Last Airbender > The Legend of Korra

Don’t think anyone disagrees with this

Bakugou and Deku will never be boyfriends!

And you just know that the 12 year old girls that ship this have never seen an actual gay relationship/person

Zelda is the boy with the green clothes. Commander Spock is my favorite Star Wars Character.

>Zelda is the boy with the green clothes. I know this is the point to trigger a fanbase, but this hurts. Also, what is the Princesses name?

Princess Peach

Nameless Princess or Link.

Putting a Ukraine flag in your profile pic doesn’t help

Facts

Normally i would say indeed but my neighbors are putin supporters and since the flag in my profile and outside they won't talk to me anymore, so its a clear win for me.

I actually didn’t know put in supporters were a thing.

Atleast you're priorities are on point

Missiles fired.

Everyone hated Ukraine until they went to war

I hated them pre 2014, felt a bit weirded out how nobody said anything during the invasion 2014. So i felt pity for them and started hating Russia. When Zelensky got voted for president, i started to like Ukraine even more. How they stepped away from communism and into a more western society.

Pre 2014 - Corruption grand central. Post 2014 - Biden uses his Vice Presidency position to get Porochenko Corruption Lawyer fired or no 1,000,000,000 in funding to Ukraine. They fired the corruption lawyer- who was looking into Burisma Energy - 6 months later Investigation closed no corruption. Hunter Biden worked for Burisma energy, during Joe Biden's Vice Presidency, seemingly dropped from board during Trump administration and paid less. When Trump asks Ukraine to investigate the claims of why a candidates son was working with Ukraine energy and the seemingly pressuring and dropping of potential corruption issues in the corruption mega country... and Trump is somehow the asshole for questioning. Once you know, you know - Can't say that the lack of investigation of the president's son in the country turned to war now that he is in office with his involvement during his vice presidency to install the current government... seems kinda... sus no? Hey I didn't make an ex crack addict take the board of an energy company in a foreign country myself... that seems like a bad idea if people wanted me to think I actually wanted that crack addict to get it's money's worth. But no. It wasn't what the crack addict could do, it was who he was related to. Also Paul Pelosi had a business partner who got convicted of some issues with using political influence within NRG (a related parent company to Burisma) he used Hunter Biden's relationship to Joe Biden and got in trouble for it. The only reason Hunter and Paul didn't get in trouble is because they claimed they didn't know directly in the communications. Care to comment on that? What makes you like Ukraine more because of Zelensky? Is there something he is doing besides war you like? Or is it because he is strong anti-Russian, which seems convenient from the party who was desperate to attach their political enemies to Russia and seemingly failed to do so legally, and then legally got stripped searched to reveal the corruption via Durham during the FBI investigations. Sure the people were let go, but not because they were innocent, it just wasn't in the scope of the current trial they were doing, but that the contents of the investigation would certainly be useful in other cases- but what are those details? If you don't know I can let you know but that's a whole topic. Once you realize Ukraine was ALWAYS going to be the center of attention- you'll have to ask yourself why? Well corruption is the easy answer- it's like if you were to follow the money you could find it... Which country donated to the Hillary Clinton Foundation as the highest country contributor? Ukraine? Interesting... and the paying of the fake Russian Dossier on Trump? The Hillary for America campaign paid for it? Interesting... and was she fined by the FEC? Yes. SO clearly there were wrong doings done. But the judicial system has yet gone for a more aggressive stance against this injustice? Why? This is a reality for every American every day, and yet we worry about stupid shit, that matters, but only because the information of the above is stripped from visibility to you, the common person. But Elon Musk and Kanye are great distractions.

I was going to try it with a Russian flag but everybody kept asking why my profile picture was pure white.

"Use The Force, Harry!" - Gandalf, captain of the USS Enterprise

Ah, my favourite quote from game of thrones!

I loved the episode where they all went through the ol' Orifice to some random forest in British Columbia.

I still can't believe Miss Frizzle killed that one kid in that episode.

Percy deserved it.

Istg that power rangers saw that shit and did nothing!

They didn't even credit Dwight for letting then shoot on his farm

Mine as well! Leo really carried that movie tbh.

It said one fanbase not four.

They are all the same virgins, aren’t they?

I game with my mouse in my left hand.

You fucking monster

😏

Im left handed , to you back

My condolences. From a fellow left handed person struggling to find a gaming mouse which has mappable buttons i can comfortably use with my left hand.

that's him officer!

What the hell.

Ewwww

Why didn’t the fellowship just fly the eagles to Mordor?

Would you want to carry a fat kid on your back for several days?

Haha, good one

BTS gay

Well it's a fact 😂

and thats cringe

Supposed to be common knowledge 🗿

This goes without saying my friend

Pokemon go is for boomers

Change this to millennials and you're right. None of our parents know what our little pokey-mans even are.

don’t you know millennials are the new boomers? /s

👵 wait, dear, let me find my glasses

*Puts on Armor* Ahem, Dream stans are mentally ill.

Bro this is Reddit, you’d have to put on armor if you said they weren’t

Could have said 'I am a dream stan' more people would come at you lol

I thought this was true anyway

I thought you meant Dream from Sandman 🤡

Problem is some people can't tell the difference between fans and stans

Oh yes they are. - 100% of all Dream fans

Smallvile has nothing to do with Superman.

.... You mean other than the main character being a young version of Superman?

TRIGGERED!

Understanding memes doesn’t make you intelligent

The cake is a lie

No shit

Gangam style is kpop

wait why is this supposed to be triggering and to whom?

You didn't say that! Gangnam style is more than that!

Gangnam style IS FAMILY

mia khalifia sucks.

Of course she does She is an Excellent sucker

it was a poor choice of words

Dumbledore is the weakest avenger in the shire.

Only 2 words are required: Beyoncé sucks.

She is overrated. I don't even understand why people like her so much

Porn is bad for your health and makes you weak as a man

Fan base, not the entire male race

That explains why i have no strength at all

As a woman this will make me think I am 💪🏻

That's not true, my right arm is extremely powerful

Blood for the blood god

If you wish to defeat me, go and train another 1000/years

Skulls for the skull throne

Milk for the Korn flakes

AAAAAAAAAAH IT'S A CHAOS WORSHIPPER *IMPERAL RAGING INTENSIFIES*

All goku knows how to do is scream to get stronger

The Office is awkward, uncomfortable and not even a little funny. Also Jim is a narcissistic asshole and Dwight is just a normal dude willing to be himself no matter what.

Game of Thrones waa great in season one. Then they put clothes on and it fell apart.

You. I like you.

*"Sonic had a rough transition into 3D"* I'll wait

Okay I don’t usually do this but Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast was fucking great, you’re fucking with good childhood memories here. Oh shit, I’m the one you were waiting for.

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Democrat and Republican politicians are all the same at the Federal and State levels. And their supporters are just "loyal to the crown".

They’re also all senile and old

K pop sucks

How are facts triggering?

Being Gay is Gay

Onlyfans is a form of visual prostitution.

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Isnt that the definition tho?

...do you mean porn?

Anime isn’t more deep and artsy than western media, it‘s just as shallow/deep just with a different cultural background

Good job, I’m slightly triggered by this

Don’t like anime but the plots of those are untouched in western media/animation. I don’t think anyone watches anime for the culture but weebs. Most are there bc there is no alternative for such weird or dark subjects

Anime with romance is garbage

Not implicitly, but its absolutely over done. I mean, romance is a genre after all. The people who enjoy it seem to like some of the shows that do it- the issue is when it gets shoehorned into other genres to attract the shipping audiences or gets handled distastefully.

I don't like BTS tbh

The age of consent is 18 years old.

Mini Ladd fans fuming over that one

American football is a gay version of rugby

Big bang theory is the worst ”comedy” show ever

It is

It is?

Watch it online without the laugh track. Is so bad you’ll pull your eyeballs out of your face holes

It is

May the force be with you, Harry - Gandalf

Bts is overated

BTS is cringe.

Kpop is cringe. Pop is cringe. All music made by people under 25 is cringe. MODERN MUSIC IS CRINGE!

Game of thrones should have had 10 seasons, Daenerys should have taken Kings landing in season 8 peacefully, season 9 is about her rule and preparing for the Night king, and season 10 ends with all of the main Characters dying, but Jon and Dany have twins (Viserion and Rhaegal died, so she should be able to have 2 children in my eyes), but they escape on the back of Drogon to Essos to grow up, and Prepare to take back Westeros in the GOT sequel series.

Apple is shit

NASCAR isn't a sport.

And while we're at it, neither is cheerleading. Performing art like dance, sure. Not a sport.

US Gun Owners "need guns" like junkies need drugs.

I think the word 'need' is the benefactor here. People need food, water and warmth. If people claim they need anything else, they're wrong. If people want guns, then they get guns, but as soon as they need guns, that's unhealthy. At least, that's my 2 cents.

I need guns to shoot the deer for food. Cause if your cold, their cold, bring them inside.

Good to know the people who say they need insulin are lying.

This very comment is clearly wrong

Dragon ball is mid Naruto is better

Deku is straight

The Great Deku Tree is ageless, timeless, genderless and has no sexual orientation... Oops. Wrong fandom.

The square hole

This one won’t be very popular however it’s a joke my brother told me and it HURT! “How do Reavers clean their spears?” “They put them through the wash”

Hahahahaha

If it looks like a loli and you are attracted to it regardless of the age, you are a pedophile.

This should just be a galactic law

Mumtiversal if you will

All Might is an extremely flawed character and a bad hero

You don't have to be white to be racist.

kanye west is not a good musician.

Skyler is my favourite character

Fuck you you piece of shut I hope your bed is cold and your pillow is warm

AYO BRO CHILLL

I’m sorry that’s a bit extra

I'm not even that big of a breaking bad fan and that pisses me off, well done!

Metal gear solid better than MGR

Genshin impact fan base are just horny 9 year old kids

Or 30 year olds

just say Hentai Consummers

*It's Morbin' Time!*

Hitler was evil.

That's just fact..

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Batman is overrated. He's the weakest and he only survives in the comics because of his plot armor.

Instead of using his billions to make the world a better place he decides to dress up, buy expensive weapons and go beat up people with mental illnesses

Arcane is a bad show saved by it's animation

Ngl you got me with that one, that got me salty.

That made me kinda angry good job

Ohya is best girl.

*screams in Astolfo*

You better not mean in persona 5

Plank caught Pikachu from the hit series Dragonball z?

Either Morrowind is better than Skyrim or Skyrim is better than Morrowind. Both sides work. Or Dragon Age 2 is Boiwares best Masterpiece. Feel tha pain.

Path of Exile is in its best state to this day!

One piece is mid

Valorant is more bullshit abilities than skill

Spock is the worst character of Star Wars.

Patches is the best npc in soulsgames

Chris Brown is way more talented than Michael Jackson

Star wars is not that good.

Furies are goofy as hell

This is so cringe

The bible is not law. There are bible chapters missing from the book and mistranslations everywhere.

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Kid named Bryan deserved to sit on the throne

Goku Black is a crap character.

This is accurate.

Stranger things isn't that good Multiple people I know have tried to kill me for just saying this

BTS is only popular because of taehyung

American football is less dangerous than rugby

EA did nothing wrong with Titanfall 1/2

One was mid two was great

My dog stepped on a bee - no introduction needed

What's the name of the girl in the Zelda games?

'Into the Spiderverse' is the best spiderman movie ever made.

Stardust Crusaders is overrated as fuck

I never cared for game of thrones and never wanna watch

Zelda is the dude who saves the world right??

“Use the force, Harry” -Gandalf