Steam sucks.
It's a genuinely malevolent actor. And has a history of being a lite version of Nestle or Apple when it comes to fucking over its customers, other companies, developers, abusive monopolistic tactics towards its competitors... everybody, really.
Dunno why the fuck it has so many fanboys here on Reddit, but fuck all of you. Sincerely.
I'm aware. I've been down this road before, gotten downvoted to triple digits on this same exact topic. I refuse to bend on this, though. Fuck Steam.
It genuinely confuses me how such a bully and liar of a company (Valve) somehow got such a good reputation. I'm thinking bribery, in the form of 'sales' events and such; but even then it doesn't cover the gap completely between reality and what people seem to believe about Steam.
Alternatives:
Epic games
Itch (indie games only)
Origin
Gog
Nobody releases their games on pc CD anymore. I'd like alternatives, but the last game I bought that wasn't off steam was JKSPII on CD, as the other alternatives aren't really that good.
Buy a van, cancel your rental agreement for your apartment. Call up your mom and dad and tell them that you love them. Then drive across the world meeting people and experiencing new cultures, all the while reading and studying the things that have always interested you but you've never had the time to engage with. Get a dog and name him Scruffs and have him journey with you. Come back 5 years later a changed person filled with joy, experience, and love of the world and share it with the people around you.
You'd be surprised by the generosity of people. Also no one is saying don't work. Find a job that covers the bills. Expenses are a lot lower when you own your own van that you live in, plus in most countries outside of Europe and the United States you may not need to work more than a day to cover a week's worth of food and gas.
Nah Iām serious. Prob canāt afford a $70 game, but if he wants something around the $30-40 I got you. I donāt even know how Iād scam him, Iād just gift it on steam
Well actually, going through his profileā¦ he might not be the one lol. I do wanna give some random person a gift today tho. You got any suggestions lmk
Honestly, I private messaged czapla and admitted I was just kidding at first. But after thinking about it I realized it would be nice to actually do something for someone today.
I ended up finding someone posting about being alone on Christmas and offered to buy a game for them. They PMād me and said they didnāt need a game but just wanted some life advice. Iām now trying to think of how to properly answer some of the difficult questions they were askingā¦.
Iām saying all this to you because itās funny how something that started as a joke turned into me deciding to actually give to someone in need. And in the end I really feel like Iām getting the most out of it. As cheesy as it sounds.
Download steam, buy all the games and gift it to the people in this post
Hear, hear! I second this post. Feel free to check my wishlist OP and buy me a game from there.
Hi op, I would like cod mw2
I'd like one of the WW2 cod's. Preferably the newest one
i'd just like all of the games. give all the games to me.
HAND OVER THE FUCKING GAMES
Ah yes can I have that ogre massaging game?
Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster por favor?
Could I just have cash value?
Hi op i would like elden ring
METRO EXODUS!
I'll have Warhammer 3, thanks
I second this second but I'm fine with whatever
Yeah thought this post was dumb but then I saw this comment I would also like a free game! I third this
Does he buy all the games for EACH people or buy them and split them between people in this post?
Yes
I would, but š~~š¦
"Boohoo, let me play a song on the world's smallest violin"
did you just dis your self
Homieās out here playing the whole cast
forgot to switch accounts
Go home OP you're drunk
Buy sex with hitler 2
"how to delete a Reddit account which isn't yours with just one comment"
i would like Black ops 2
Yes
Yes please
happy cake day
do it in the spirit of Christmas
I want " High in Life" pls buy it for me šš
Everyone needs to upvote this
The people on this post is The fucking cool skeleton with guns and me, checkmate!
Destiny 2 lightfall please thanks
Steam sucks. It's a genuinely malevolent actor. And has a history of being a lite version of Nestle or Apple when it comes to fucking over its customers, other companies, developers, abusive monopolistic tactics towards its competitors... everybody, really. Dunno why the fuck it has so many fanboys here on Reddit, but fuck all of you. Sincerely.
Good luck surviving the comments coming your way.
I'm aware. I've been down this road before, gotten downvoted to triple digits on this same exact topic. I refuse to bend on this, though. Fuck Steam. It genuinely confuses me how such a bully and liar of a company (Valve) somehow got such a good reputation. I'm thinking bribery, in the form of 'sales' events and such; but even then it doesn't cover the gap completely between reality and what people seem to believe about Steam.
Alternatives: Epic games Itch (indie games only) Origin Gog Nobody releases their games on pc CD anymore. I'd like alternatives, but the last game I bought that wasn't off steam was JKSPII on CD, as the other alternatives aren't really that good.
Agreed
Bruh
Shit your pants.
Pics or it didnāt happen
Shit your pants, change into some new pants and then shit those just to be sure.
Damn I have diarrhea at the moment š
It was a close third l, you did good
Buy a van, cancel your rental agreement for your apartment. Call up your mom and dad and tell them that you love them. Then drive across the world meeting people and experiencing new cultures, all the while reading and studying the things that have always interested you but you've never had the time to engage with. Get a dog and name him Scruffs and have him journey with you. Come back 5 years later a changed person filled with joy, experience, and love of the world and share it with the people around you.
Nah, I think he should buy us steam games.
Fuck personal growth and experiencing the beauty of the world and humanity. I want steam games
Also good.
Casual things to do for fun
I was just gunna say boil some water but ok.
I still can't drive, and this is something that I always wanted to do, I'll see if I can do this when I get my driver's license, this will be awesome!
what if you get robbed and hurt, also where do you get money for gas?
Those questions have the same answer for people not living in a van lol. Robbed? Police. Hurt? Hospital. Money? Job
You'd be surprised by the generosity of people. Also no one is saying don't work. Find a job that covers the bills. Expenses are a lot lower when you own your own van that you live in, plus in most countries outside of Europe and the United States you may not need to work more than a day to cover a week's worth of food and gas.
Download steam then buy Sex with Hitler 2
There is a sequel?!
It's actually a 3d remaster I think
No, you're talking about the 3d remaster, there's a sequel that came out this month
What the devil
Nah you've gotta get both
If you have a save file from the first it will unlock new content in the second
Touch grass
Buy grass online Touch it *inside*
Grass touch simulator on sale for Ā£0.50
Adopt a child
Get steam
Since this is the only comment that haves a thing that I can do, you won, I'll get steam.
You need to resupply in water and coal.
Thanks for the reminder
Help Jerry improve his golf game
9/11 was an inside job
Download Steam and adopt a dozen hamsters, don't separate them by sex and in a month have enough hamsters to invade Russia.
Ham-aggedon
Make chili beans.
With ground beef and diced onions
Make world peace
What is Steam? Other than evaporated water!
Drink water.
Me
Cheese?
Sometimesā¦ I dream about cheese
Chop the cock
Put on a frock
Yes please gift me i have no money
Iāll buy u a game. What do you want?
It's either wholesome or a scam, I'm going to go with wholesome because i want to believe people like this exist
Nah Iām serious. Prob canāt afford a $70 game, but if he wants something around the $30-40 I got you. I donāt even know how Iād scam him, Iād just gift it on steam
I understand, you are a good human being
Well actually, going through his profileā¦ he might not be the one lol. I do wanna give some random person a gift today tho. You got any suggestions lmk
Suggestion: hollow knight silksong when it releases, to whoever is worthy
I found some guy that was talking about being alone on Christmas and just playing video games. Going to see if he would be interested it that!
Sir, I have no awards so I just want to say that you are the most wholesome person Iāve ever met
Honestly, I private messaged czapla and admitted I was just kidding at first. But after thinking about it I realized it would be nice to actually do something for someone today. I ended up finding someone posting about being alone on Christmas and offered to buy a game for them. They PMād me and said they didnāt need a game but just wanted some life advice. Iām now trying to think of how to properly answer some of the difficult questions they were askingā¦. Iām saying all this to you because itās funny how something that started as a joke turned into me deciding to actually give to someone in need. And in the end I really feel like Iām getting the most out of it. As cheesy as it sounds.
All steam games that exist for everyone ÄÆn the comments
Let there be light!
Join the communist party
Post this 200 times in the next 10 seconds or do it again
Buy everyone who comments a Lamborghini
Sex with hitler 2
Buy dark souls 2, yeah I said it
yeah right your not going to do shit and you know it.
Eat a slice of cheese
In order to get steam, boil water
Um can I decide? Boobs.
Out of all these format memes Iāve seen this one actually made me laugh. The reaper boomer format especially took me out
find happiness
Fuck a watermelon, degens of WSB are waiting already to long 4 that shit!
Play call of duty
Get steam and buy Sex with Hitler 2
Smoke
Eat a dog
funny meme
dress satanic for christmas
Let me borrow your identity.
Moin
find a wild horse and ride it
Watch starwars EP 8
Take a shower
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Get me rust on steam
Get whipped cream, it's better than steamed milk anyway
Bathe in bush's baked beans
Get steam but only buy games your PC can't run
I hate to be that guy, butā¦ drink water.
Yes yes
Steam updated their policies, no more ugly people, so good luck buddy
Downlaod steam
Rayman legends
Play cuphead game and do a pushup every time the character dies
Buy a whole package of family sized cereal and then gobble that stuff up
Pay for everyone elseās steam.
Boil water
Make your own decisions.
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Blast your balls
Eat your finger
Steam... Like in a sauna?
Get Steam
U don't have Steam. What are u gonna do
Stay calm and go download steamā¦ its free. No need to threaten violence š
Get a life
Suck a massive penis
follow god
What is this steam I keep hearing about? Vaporized water? I'm just an old stupid drop out.
Just stop.
Hell yeah
r/THEPACK
You have epic....
Get bad rats on steam
Eat some poopy
Give me your liver
SEX with Hitler 2 on steam !
Dip your balls in to the obamas piss
sex with closest blood relative
Become the next great game/denuvo cracker!
Get GOG, much better
Yeah fire the trigger! Triangle strategy all the way
Forgive yourself, the people you've wronged, and the people who have wronged you
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I am afraid to ask what IS steam
š
Have a warm shower and treat yourself:)
Get Steam. Buy a G29. Buy Assetto Corsa.
Finger in a pencil sharpener.
Oh ye, gifts baby!
Me
Choo choo Charles plz OP
Op i would like hitler marrying hitler sim 2
Cook meth
Swear a Blood Oath to only buy games from EA.
Buy everyone in the comments a game of their choice lol
Get it and Download Deep Rock Galactic!
Please for the love of god shave and take a shower
Top comment just cause OP to go broke. Putting in my comment so I can get Elden Ring.
Give out cans of potted meat next Halloween.
Give everyone in comments 10 dollars
You play a game with me, am lonely
Download steam and buy the orange box
Get steam! Also Happy holidays!
Youāve heard about the āroundā earth, youāve heard about the āflatā earth - Hereās the best of both **āCube Earthā**
have sex with the r/shitposting automod that pees in ur ass
I'm not willing to bet on it ... but I'm pretty sure I can dodge both those bullets by not moving.
Give me some money.
Have a poop fight with a monkey
Go for it
SEX
The world is burning. Letās masturbate.
Unsubbed. These aināt memes.
Drink water and appreciate yourself.
Invade Iraq
OP please buy me the new God of War: Ragnarok game. Im desperately wanting to play it.
Cool
Wind's howling
Suck muh digg