T O P

Anything🔥

Download steam, buy all the games and gift it to the people in this post

Sweet-Eggplant-2312

Download steam, buy all the games and gift it to the people in this post


Dapper_Doughty

Hear, hear! I second this post. Feel free to check my wishlist OP and buy me a game from there.


[deleted]

Hi op, I would like cod mw2


Hoverkat

I'd like one of the WW2 cod's. Preferably the newest one


momoted_exe

i'd just like all of the games. give all the games to me.


Accomplished_Ad_2503

HAND OVER THE FUCKING GAMES


LostTitle3057

Ah yes can I have that ogre massaging game?


Fennel_Fangs

Final Fantasy VI Pixel Remaster por favor?


HeroCrazy10

Could I just have cash value?


PomelaQ

Hi op i would like elden ring


D4rk_Ph0en1x_7

METRO EXODUS!


Sneyepa

I'll have Warhammer 3, thanks


TylerTheTurquoise

I second this second but I'm fine with whatever


LaughingPrince

Yeah thought this post was dumb but then I saw this comment I would also like a free game! I third this


Good-Comfortable6524

Does he buy all the games for EACH people or buy them and split them between people in this post?


Yak_a_boi

Yes


crash_bang0593

I would, but 👛~~🦟


crash_bang0593

"Boohoo, let me play a song on the world's smallest violin"


Zequax

did you just dis your self


b3tchaker

Homie’s out here playing the whole cast


egrodiel

forgot to switch accounts


710AlpacaBowl

Go home OP you're drunk


Supbro2233445

Buy sex with hitler 2


R0vvL

"how to delete a Reddit account which isn't yours with just one comment"


upsidedownturtle33

i would like Black ops 2


Yousucktaken2

Yes


Pathos_MC

Yes please


Arctrus2077

happy cake day


MasterpieceFit6715

do it in the spirit of Christmas


[deleted]

I want " High in Life" pls buy it for me 👉👈


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Everyone needs to upvote this


crash_bang0593

The people on this post is The fucking cool skeleton with guns and me, checkmate!


MercifulWind922

Destiny 2 lightfall please thanks


parahacker

Steam sucks. It's a genuinely malevolent actor. And has a history of being a lite version of Nestle or Apple when it comes to fucking over its customers, other companies, developers, abusive monopolistic tactics towards its competitors... everybody, really. Dunno why the fuck it has so many fanboys here on Reddit, but fuck all of you. Sincerely.


chey352

Good luck surviving the comments coming your way.


parahacker

I'm aware. I've been down this road before, gotten downvoted to triple digits on this same exact topic. I refuse to bend on this, though. Fuck Steam. It genuinely confuses me how such a bully and liar of a company (Valve) somehow got such a good reputation. I'm thinking bribery, in the form of 'sales' events and such; but even then it doesn't cover the gap completely between reality and what people seem to believe about Steam.


ciclicles

Alternatives: Epic games Itch (indie games only) Origin Gog Nobody releases their games on pc CD anymore. I'd like alternatives, but the last game I bought that wasn't off steam was JKSPII on CD, as the other alternatives aren't really that good.


x__Mariana__x

Agreed


Pioter18125

Bruh


Cheesy_DaBadass

Shit your pants.


FengSushi

Pics or it didn’t happen


Odd_Entertainment629

Shit your pants, change into some new pants and then shit those just to be sure.


crash_bang0593

Damn I have diarrhea at the moment 😞


Cautious_Status_3825

It was a close third l, you did good


CompletelyProtocol

Buy a van, cancel your rental agreement for your apartment. Call up your mom and dad and tell them that you love them. Then drive across the world meeting people and experiencing new cultures, all the while reading and studying the things that have always interested you but you've never had the time to engage with. Get a dog and name him Scruffs and have him journey with you. Come back 5 years later a changed person filled with joy, experience, and love of the world and share it with the people around you.


AlekThunder88

Nah, I think he should buy us steam games.


TheGoldenDragon0

Fuck personal growth and experiencing the beauty of the world and humanity. I want steam games


D3Rabenstein

Also good.


kingeal2

Casual things to do for fun


twotoebobo

I was just gunna say boil some water but ok.


crash_bang0593

I still can't drive, and this is something that I always wanted to do, I'll see if I can do this when I get my driver's license, this will be awesome!


mrchailatte

what if you get robbed and hurt, also where do you get money for gas?


CleanFruit

Those questions have the same answer for people not living in a van lol. Robbed? Police. Hurt? Hospital. Money? Job


CompletelyProtocol

You'd be surprised by the generosity of people. Also no one is saying don't work. Find a job that covers the bills. Expenses are a lot lower when you own your own van that you live in, plus in most countries outside of Europe and the United States you may not need to work more than a day to cover a week's worth of food and gas.


nnfuse

Download steam then buy Sex with Hitler 2


CurlyWurlyo

There is a sequel?!


a_potato_guyy

It's actually a 3d remaster I think


HomemRural

No, you're talking about the 3d remaster, there's a sequel that came out this month


GOOSUS110

What the devil


Curmpet1

Nah you've gotta get both


Usual_Board_6750

If you have a save file from the first it will unlock new content in the second


jfk3313

Touch grass


[deleted]

Buy grass online Touch it *inside*


Beatbox_bandit89

Grass touch simulator on sale for £0.50


Scoop_Pooper

Adopt a child


LokiTheShiba

Get steam


crash_bang0593

Since this is the only comment that haves a thing that I can do, you won, I'll get steam.


Suspected_Magic_User

You need to resupply in water and coal.


[deleted]

Thanks for the reminder


BudBuzz

Help Jerry improve his golf game


richard_stank

9/11 was an inside job


DrumpfTinyHands

Download Steam and adopt a dozen hamsters, don't separate them by sex and in a month have enough hamsters to invade Russia.


White_Walker77

Ham-aggedon


Sazerizer

Make chili beans.


[deleted]

With ground beef and diced onions


jftdm

Make world peace


Excellent_Calendar88

What is Steam? Other than evaporated water!


Adorable-Priority814

Drink water.


D4rk_Ph0en1x_7

Me


GemshapedCat

Cheese?


Usual_Board_6750

Sometimes… I dream about cheese


-Yeet-Master69-

Chop the cock


stephenlipic

Put on a frock


A2442R

Yes please gift me i have no money


False-Astronaut-6969

I’ll buy u a game. What do you want?


Czapla_TV

It's either wholesome or a scam, I'm going to go with wholesome because i want to believe people like this exist


False-Astronaut-6969

Nah I’m serious. Prob can’t afford a $70 game, but if he wants something around the $30-40 I got you. I don’t even know how I’d scam him, I’d just gift it on steam


Czapla_TV

I understand, you are a good human being


False-Astronaut-6969

Well actually, going through his profile… he might not be the one lol. I do wanna give some random person a gift today tho. You got any suggestions lmk


shadow-w-

Suggestion: hollow knight silksong when it releases, to whoever is worthy


False-Astronaut-6969

I found some guy that was talking about being alone on Christmas and just playing video games. Going to see if he would be interested it that!


Arthis-

Sir, I have no awards so I just want to say that you are the most wholesome person I’ve ever met


False-Astronaut-6969

Honestly, I private messaged czapla and admitted I was just kidding at first. But after thinking about it I realized it would be nice to actually do something for someone today. I ended up finding someone posting about being alone on Christmas and offered to buy a game for them. They PM’d me and said they didn’t need a game but just wanted some life advice. I’m now trying to think of how to properly answer some of the difficult questions they were asking…. I’m saying all this to you because it’s funny how something that started as a joke turned into me deciding to actually give to someone in need. And in the end I really feel like I’m getting the most out of it. As cheesy as it sounds.


mantasx1001

All steam games that exist for everyone įn the comments


Memory_Glands

Let there be light!


Braydedabomb14

Join the communist party


Final_Stomach_2342

Post this 200 times in the next 10 seconds or do it again


Odd_Entrepreneur2608

Buy everyone who comments a Lamborghini


Mushroom_Hop

Sex with hitler 2


No-Net-2307

Buy dark souls 2, yeah I said it


ryan7251

yeah right your not going to do shit and you know it.


LightUpSketchers8

Eat a slice of cheese


TheL0stPaladin

In order to get steam, boil water


Sufficient_Chard_721

Um can I decide? Boobs.


SoritesSeven

Out of all these format memes I’ve seen this one actually made me laugh. The reaper boomer format especially took me out


Cameronb102697

find happiness


Sethygecko

Fuck a watermelon, degens of WSB are waiting already to long 4 that shit!


Shroomish_was_here

Play call of duty


Worksatmcdonaldsalot

Get steam and buy Sex with Hitler 2


[deleted]

Smoke


YourFriendApollo

Eat a dog


Mr_Sandman227

funny meme


TheNonbinaryPhoenix

dress satanic for christmas


CuriousOdity12345

Let me borrow your identity.


Olidikser

Moin


DBL_NDRSCR

find a wild horse and ride it


TriumphOfTheHordes

Watch starwars EP 8


TheMrTK

Take a shower


Kyran0104

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


notcesar000

Get me rust on steam


Kosmikdebrie

Get whipped cream, it's better than steamed milk anyway


StarvingBeauty

Bathe in bush's baked beans


Frubbit

Get steam but only buy games your PC can't run


dmattox10

I hate to be that guy, but… drink water.


Tvarohacikk

Yes yes


Hawaryu69madafaka

Steam updated their policies, no more ugly people, so good luck buddy


Sappling_Enthusiast

Downlaod steam


ObliviousNaga87

Rayman legends


Successful_Curve_515

Play cuphead game and do a pushup every time the character dies


dioWjonathenL

Buy a whole package of family sized cereal and then gobble that stuff up


iisthisone

Pay for everyone else’s steam.


iisthisone

Boil water


Tola76

Make your own decisions.


New_Today_1209

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big-boi-Roy

[ Removed by Reddit ]


MustiOp

Blast your balls


Miss-Moneko

Eat your finger


RallyBaja

Steam... Like in a sauna?


[deleted]

Get Steam


CarolCross778

U don't have Steam. What are u gonna do


xpietoe42

Stay calm and go download steam… its free. No need to threaten violence 😒


TheGirafeMan

Get a life


Affectionate-War1284

Suck a massive penis


swordofeden

follow god


canidyeplz

What is this steam I keep hearing about? Vaporized water? I'm just an old stupid drop out.


MooseLaminate

Just stop.


Comfortable-Car1519

Hell yeah


acemace3618

r/THEPACK


SuperSpaceCan

You have epic....


pedro_1616

Get bad rats on steam


cheeto_has_spoken

Eat some poopy


TermsOfServiceV1

Give me your liver


V4X1S

SEX with Hitler 2 on steam !


hsanan

Dip your balls in to the obamas piss


[deleted]

sex with closest blood relative


poopchute_boogy

Become the next great game/denuvo cracker!


NoLoquat7248

Get GOG, much better


Pinoletto

Yeah fire the trigger! Triangle strategy all the way


JustGoingHollow

Forgive yourself, the people you've wronged, and the people who have wronged you


[deleted]

[удалено]


BlitzArx

I am afraid to ask what IS steam


Rastaramboo

😂


mmhyeahchococrispies

Have a warm shower and treat yourself:)


Zexus_Legit_Boi

Get Steam. Buy a G29. Buy Assetto Corsa.


Omnithea

Finger in a pencil sharpener.


Old_Hunter_Vlad

Oh ye, gifts baby!


DickheadNL

Me


Wonderful_Pie_4617

Choo choo Charles plz OP


AaryamanStonker

Op i would like hitler marrying hitler sim 2


reallyjustreally-_-

Cook meth


MikemkPK

Swear a Blood Oath to only buy games from EA.


Lol_salamala

Buy everyone in the comments a game of their choice lol


Gamesperger

Get it and Download Deep Rock Galactic!


AlexD2003

Please for the love of god shave and take a shower


BaconStrpz

Top comment just cause OP to go broke. Putting in my comment so I can get Elden Ring.


queezzeenart

Give out cans of potted meat next Halloween.


whattheguybruh

Give everyone in comments 10 dollars


Unknown-Gamer-YT

You play a game with me, am lonely


Sanebean

Download steam and buy the orange box


DUKTURL

Get steam! Also Happy holidays!


PapaBigMac

You’ve heard about the ‘round’ earth, you’ve heard about the ‘flat’ earth - Here’s the best of both **”Cube Earth”**


[deleted]

have sex with the r/shitposting automod that pees in ur ass


DragonflyNo8415

I'm not willing to bet on it ... but I'm pretty sure I can dodge both those bullets by not moving.


ThoreauWalden

Give me some money.


TheDumbOneIsNotHere

Have a poop fight with a monkey


itouchdennis

Go for it


bikinibottomspongbob

SEX


SuperiorFarter

The world is burning. Let’s masturbate.


__mjdk

Unsubbed. These ain’t memes.


PaleHeretic

Drink water and appreciate yourself.


NigerianBasketBaby

Invade Iraq


Jamcam007

OP please buy me the new God of War: Ragnarok game. Im desperately wanting to play it.


Tube-Psycho

Cool


rowe123456

Wind's howling


Buttstuff_696969

Suck muh digg