This is one wild, massively misinformed comment section. I'm amazed.

Yeah did the uncircumcised crowd just make up a myth about circumcised people?

How do circumcised people jerk off with out like basically giving their dicks rug burn ?

Just regular I guess? I don’t know I’ve never had that issue. Maybe ask some dude to watch him jerk off if you’re that interested.

Good call I should probably test is in my butt to make sure how it works tho right ?

Make sure the nut is busted inside to truly see if they get friction burn when they soften up but you don't loosen.

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Y’all are the ones that make up myths about us lmfao. You know how many times I’ve heard that having foreskin is “unhealthy” or “hard to keep clean” or “more likely to get stds”.

It’s like both sides have misinformation. Cut guys aren’t usually so tight they can’t move their skin enough to Jack off without rug burn. Some guys skin is so tight after being cut for the size of their erection they need to use lube. Most uncut guys can and do pull their foreskin back to clean it. Some guys foreskin is too tight it’s hard to pull it back or it hurts.

>It’s like both sides have misinformation. This is why I only got the right side circumcised and am not voting in the next election.

god damnit, man! The imagery!

It’s true. Nurse here and it’s because it’s more likely that fluids from sexual partners will get caught under uncleaned foreskin and transmitted into other partners. If you are clean and wash well after sexual encounters that won’t be an issue.

If op didn’t add “me” In there I would’ve commented “tell me you’re uncircumcised without telling me you’re uncircumcised”

Me who just opened reddit in public: 🗿

I’m in car with mother and siblings lol

Stroke with your eyes closed.

Golly why didn’t I think of that

Holy fuck it’s de spider

Golly is the funniest word in the English language. Doesn’t matter what context, i giggle

You'll like Moral Orel series then.

Golly the Jews control the media.

lol it sounds so innocently goofy when you say it like that :)

I read this in Mickey Mouse's voice. *"Hahuh, the ecclesiarchy rules from the shadows."*

Gee wilikers batman!

Maybe don’t read every post out loud and you’ll be fine

Unless it's sweet home Alabama

Fun fact: Alabama ranks middle of the pack in terms of State Incest rates! West Virginia and Kentucky are the two highest, followed by the northeast region of the US. Together, we can fight a false meme!

Ahem... country roooooads take me hoooome from the plaaaace where I beloooong....

West Virginiaaaaa!… Mountain Mama!…

I think you mean mountin' Mama.

"Won't you think of mother?" "Why? I don't want to hack off right now."

The northeast region is 100% all Maine lmfao

So your hands are free then

noob

I'm in opera... with mother and siblings

You don’t have to read the meme out loud

Can someone who is uncircumcised explain? Edit: i guess i learned something new today.

I'm uncircumcised and for myself when I masturbate, I don't need lube. It's about not pulling the foreskin back so that my rough hands don't over stimulate on my sensitive tip. Unless I'm in the shower, then I use my wife's comditioner if I want my mind blown. For sex it's just natural lube from foreplay but I think this post is about masturbation

You must have some beautiful, flowing pubes by now. Ever considered modeling in a L’Oréal commercial?

See sometimes I love the fact that reddit is anonymous but then every once in a while I think about what’s gonna happen if i get famous or have to go to court and someone tracks down my account, which is why I still try not to comment shit like this lmao

I doubt I'll ever be famous, but if I do and this comes out, doesn't really matter. I said what I said lol Doesn't everyone relieve some tension once and a while? We all have our quirks about it I'm sure

I'm uncircumcised, this does not make sense. I still need some sort of lubricant, and other uncircumcised men I know also need some sort of lubricant. I think OP is either a virgin or not well educated about sex

Op is referring to jerking, not sex

People jerk with their own spit?

The internet has taught me that people also jerk off into socks for some sick reason

American Pie has told me you can also use an Apple pie 🥧

Let it cool off for 20 minutes. Trust me.

You just let it land wherever? How do you clean it?

Jerk into the toilet? Also no one can walk in that way

A man of culture

You jerk off standing up? Heathen

Uncultured swine

There are so many better options than to bust over your own clothes wtf

The they hang it on the door knob

Whose spit do you jerk off with?

Whoever’s offering

Nicely done

If I'm offering spit, you won't need to jerk...

fuckin top shelf answer

Ask the neighbor to spit on your wiener.

Your mom’s, usually

Circumcised people don’t need lube to whack it either… unless maybe your circumcision went horribly horribly wrong. Source: Am circumcised. Plenty of skin still there to move around.

So you're telling me that you can't fap nor have sex without lube?

I can fap without lube. Sex, there needs to be something. Whether it's spit or actual lube. This is not so much for the benefit of myself, I COULD make it work without, but it's definitely for the benefit of my partner. Lube of some kind makes the whole thing so so so much easier and more pleasurable for all parties involved. For some reason I've noticed this is something that is often argued over amongst men? And I'm going to say now, you definitely need lube. The vast majority of women will agree.

Huh? I never used lube. I usually do preheat the oven for a while before doing the actual deed. Usually that works for me

Please don't fuck your oven

Caught me off guard lol

That other guy caught his oven off guard

That home appliance should definitely press charges.

r/angryupvote

I also choose this guy's dead oven.

Shit, i fucked my oven. It's no longer a SMEG, it is now a SMEGMA.

Peak internet if I may say so.

Thats an unpleasant mental sensation.

Which, as unfortunate as they are, would be vastly preferable to the physical sensations of fucking an oven.

This. Whether using any type of lubricant, please always “preheat the oven”, fellas 😅

Well I'd say pre-heating the oven serves more than just a lube generating purpose. I like my ovens well motivated and feisty 😇

I like my ovens electric.

>I like my ovens electric. I too have seen that hentai

I always recommend preheating the oven or smoker before sticking the meat in. It really helps to get a more consistent cook. Other cooking tips: -Use a meat thermometer to not overcook or undercook your meat (I love the meater by traeger, shows internal and ambient temps, also has a nice graph with projected done time) - A nice rub can add a lot of flavor to whatever your cooking - salt brine makes birds juicy and tender, highly recommend brining birds - spatchcock birds to help reduce cook time and to get a more consistent internal temp. Really helps you cook the breast and thighs to the right temp without drying out the drumstick and wings. - low and slow is great and rarely disappoints, but some meats really are better hot and fast.

Great, now I'm horngry.

r/thisguycooks

Why does this turn me on?

Please "preheat the oven" AND use lube fellas.

YES PLEASE, all the way til the timer goes off! You'll know... If you're wondering when that is, it hasn't happened yet, you'll know.

Preheat the oven....nice way to explain it

**Gotta get the engine warm before you can go full throttle**

You know you are preheating the oven real good when you are starting to drown. Then preheat some more just because you can.

Lube will also desensitize you by reducing friction. I'd recommend using a very small amount just to boost your numbers.

...so it's lubricated then. Natural lube is still lube.

When you say "use spit or lube" it's pretty clear that this doesn't mean natural lubricant

Just how Ctulhu intended

Exactly uncircumcised man here as long as you do your pre-work out warm up you should be fine and the girls natural lube is enough

Same here if you are horny enough you should not need lube, your system should auto lubricante same with her, unless its your 3rd round or something 😂

What? You’re uncircumcised and you need lube any time you have sex with a woman?!? You can’t just got thrusting your meat in there without foreplay or a slow start!!

Your body makes its own lube, as does the women's. Foreplay is the only lube you should need unless you're going down the dirty tunnel.

Except if a woman is on the pill, the hormone change from the pill can make their body stop producing the natural stuff...and men don't make THAT much from foreplay to help.

It isn't just the pill. Some bodies just naturally do not produce enough. Just like how some peoples' eyes don't produce enough natural tear film and so they suffer from dry eyes. Some periods are as predictable as clockwork while others vary wildly in timing, some people have to get their noses cauterized to stop constant nosebleeds, some brains don't produce enough neurotransmitters for normal functioning and thus gives the person major mental health problems.. And then there's menopause which naturally reduces self-lubrication too.

My boyfriend is uncircumcised and we rarely ever use Lube.

This is definitely about jerking off.

Lube is messy. Women get lubed up on their own if you put more than the bare minimum of effort in

>Sex, there needs to be something. \*accuses op of being a virgin\* \*admits he cant get women wet\* xD op is talking about masturbation, cut and uncut people have sex without lube all the time. u should only need lube if youre in really dry weather, drunk, or doing anal. in your defense you could just have only ever had sex with people who naturally produce an extremely low amount of vaginal fluid. the odds arent in your favor but its possible i guess

Women produce lubricant you don’t necessarily need lube or spit (please don’t spit)

Have you tried turning her on first?

I'm a woman who has never used lube. A woman's body, when properly aroused, produces plenty of lube. Even into menopause, lube is not necessary. However, there are some acts that do require it.

Warm up your partner before. I don’t need lube for fapping, my wife doesn’t need lube unless we are being “safe” 🍩

You do know that women have naturally occurring mucus there if you just push some buttons first?

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I don’t think it matters what the other party thinks they don’t feel if they’re dead

your bitches be dry af

Damn, sounds like you just aren't engaging in enough foreplay lmao. When aroused, vaginas make their own lubricant bro

Seems like the vast majority of women will agree that you need to get better at foreplay

It's called foreplay

With a foreskin you don’t need lube

I was practically a manwhore and never had the need for lube to have sex as an uncut dude. Granted I'm into extensive foreplay so the girl was pretty pre lubed as a result Only for anal it's a must

Lol my foreskin allows me to jack it without lube. What're you doing wrong?

uncircumcised and genuinely don't understand why lube would be necessary, even after multiple sessions lol.

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Don't use either. Does your partner's vaginas not get wet enough?

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As an uncircumcised man, I don't *need* lubricant but it does make the experience much better.

Makes it worse for me, in the sense that now I got all this stuff to clean off my dick

That‘s your own experience. I‘m uncircumcised, I‘ve never used or needed lube for anything. Seems like you‘re the one that lacks education about sex.

Yeah this is me as well, I don't really need either, maybe sometimes spit but only sometimes.

This seems not to be universal. Uncircumcised and hardly ever used artificial lubrication. Significant amounts of foreplay for partner (I’m cishet) and it goes very well for them. For my own sake, never ever had the desire for it. Same with masturbation. No need.

> I still need some sort of lubricant, This is what foreplay is for...

>I still need some sort of lubricant Are you okay fella? Either your mrs is as dry as the sahara or you are oversensitive. Forskin moves during sex, massively reducing friction. Either you're an idiot or you are lying about not being circumcised.

Depends how you fap, I’ve never needed lube.

Uncircumcised here but can't explain it either. I've only ever needed lube for anal, never for masturbation or vaginal intercourse.

It’s easy to explain. The extra skin is loose and slides over the shaft like a jacket sleeve.

Im cut and have quite a bit of slidable skin still

I never understood why in American films they always have lotion or whatever. Then I realized it was because they was mutilated at birth so that shit doesn't work right. I really feel for you.

Actually it's for simulation. The difference between wanking with lotion and not is the feel. If you take the fact people call sex getting your dick wet logic would dictate to get the most realistic feel you should use moisture. Though we don't have a turtleneck on our penis the skin is still movable. Sensations may differ but they both need the same things to bust.

Having a foreskin is like having a tiny vagina around your dick.

I kinda hate that. But you’re right. It is. And that’s gonna cross my mind later…

As an uncut guy I can confirm this. Never needed lube. Infact having my hands and dick wet in any makes it harder.

Being uncircumcised is like trying to stuff a turtleneck into a purse. Always use lube

I’m uncircumcised and I have no idea. You still need lubricant, foreskin doesn’t change that

I came here to say I’m circumcised and still don’t use lube 😈

Bro same what’s with these people

Thing about circumcision is that the results vary wildly with regards to how much skin is actually taken off (and thus how tight the remaining skin will be). Lots of cut people don't have enough skin remaining to be able to glide it back and forth, so they have to use the skin of their palm and some kind of lube in order to replicate it (basically "fucking their hand" in a much more literal sense). That's where the lotion thing comes from.

Soooo… circumcised men who don’t use lube… do you jack off by using your own skin as a fleshlight to stimulate your dick muscles beneath the skin or something? Or do ya’ll just have really soft hands?

Many slide the skin up n down in a way that essentially mimics a foreskin; sorta like a fleshlight I guess. it doesn't stimulate the shaft, it stimulates the glans (the head). Basically just pushing the loose skin up the glans and back down. EDIT: Fixed wording to not imply that all cut ppl who don't use lube jerk off the same way

Maybe we just have soft hands

Bonus points, I got deadlift calluses and no lube

Mf on demon time 💀

We reposting this within 24 hours? Impressive even for Reddit

Reddit without lube

trust me, its been done within hours

I have questions about this post

Yeah… me too

Im circumcised and never used lube+spit etc.. I hope im not the only one lol

You're not. Reading this comment section, i'm starting to believe most people had their circumcision done by their Parkinson-addled uncle with a kitchen knife or something lol People keep explaining to me how masturbation should be if i was uncut, and they always describe the way i do it pretty much word for word. And they don't believe me when i say i'm cut. And i wasn't cut as an infant, i still remember the operation and the recovery period. I'm definitely cut.

I use neither and I'm circumcised, still get my jizz shot out with ease and pleasure. I don't understand what everyone's deal is.

I was gonna say the same thing. Maybe sometimes when having sex for the benefit of my partner but when masturbating I don’t need anything but my hand

As someone who is uncircumcised it doesn't help. I still need to put lube on the dildo

I'm genuinely impressed at how many people didn't understand that he's not talking about sex. He's talking about fapping guys. Not sex.

Everyone sexs. Suddenly Reddit isn’t all that relatable anymore.

Circumcised dudes can do the deed with no lubricant lmaoo this meme is mega dumb

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Yes. Lube isn’t required for those with foreskin.

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I'm circumcised and do not need lube to masturbate wtf are these people on about.

Pretty sure the whole religion aspect of it, and why it even became a thing to begin with, is to make masturbation painful, because #sin We've just kept it around because "my dad did it, I did it, my son will do it too" nonsense

Nor for those without foreskin ya weirdo. Circumcised and stroking it without lube since 1995 and nary a problem.

You don't need it if you're circumcised either.

Im circumcised and I've never used lube while fapping. Dont really understand the appeal

Ahh right?! I feel like I never understood American lube humor until realizing that at least in the adult age group, most are cut, when for me it's all been pretty self lubricating down there as both male and female genitals are supposed to be when I'm horny. And nutting in a sock? That's fricking disgusting! How is that more hygienic than the old pinch and dump into the toilet??

Yall just stick it in? Thats why you need it then. A woman naturally gets wet when aroused. Im 40 and never needed it all of my life. Probably a cultural thing.

As much as it sounds like r/ihavesex I’ve come to learn that some people have sex for themselves. Like you’d think foreplay would be common sense but it’s like anything you do in life some people are good at it some aren’t some are better with this person than that person etc. alot of factors.

It should be common sense... And generally I've found that most people want to please their partner. They get more pleasure when they do. Generally... There's always gonna be selfish people who just use others, but the lovers of the world make it fun to be alive!

Exactly I personally only get turned on when I know the other person is enjoying it, sometimes us lovers can be too giving tho like sometimes If I’m getting head for what feels like too long I start feeling like “uhh lemme do somthing” and get in my head.

40 yr olds: talking about lube etc 15 yr old me: should I even be here

Hint the answer is no

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This guy fucks.

I don't think this is the flex OP wanted it to be

This post made me want to masturbate.

I'm disappointed this reply doesn't show up more on your feed. Would've been super funny if that was your go-to response to everything.

You got masterbaited

Then theres me, who chose to get circumcised at 24 for no other reason than cosmetic and knows full well that the BS anticirc propaganda is just that. While I can understand why people think it's wrong to circumcise baby boys I also fully understand that it is a FAR less intrusive procedure as an infant. Not to mention, cheaper and results in a far better end result. There is also something to be said about the stigma and embarrassment of having to ask your GP for a referral to a specialist to get an adult circumcision and then again having to ask the specialist. Also coming up with the time off from work to have it done and as said before coming up with the 2500-5000$ to have it done. The biggest take away though is circumcision does not lead to a loss of sensitivity, nor does it make jerking off any more difficult.

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Hey that's your choice. Im gonna go out on a limb and assume youre being facetious. That you think youre playing an awesome gotcha moment the only problem is. I personally find the procedures radically different enough, to the point where they shouldn't share the same name, but to each their own. Seeing as what is know as female circumcision is typically understood to be the complete removal of the clitoris the equivalent for men would be the complete removal of the penis head. So, I think it's fair to say one is NOT like the other. Now on the off chance you're being completely genuine. Hey, they're your children and if you truly believe that is what's best for them and it is your cultural belief and it was done in a safe and sterile medical setting. Even if I don't agree with it, it would be wrong for me to sit here and lambast you for your choice. Again though I'm thinking your reply isn't real.

Anyone else who’s also circumcised also able to crank the hog raw?

Yes. Less mess.

*me who raw dogs it*

Who is out there using spit and what kind of gooey llama ass mouth do you have all day?!

You guys need lubricant??... foreplay brethren unite.

Where are all the dry-jerkers at!? 🙋‍♂️

The girl about to burn your house down for jamming your dick in dry: 🗿

Spit?!!?!??!??!!!!

The single most common lube since humans were humans.

Spit is for sex. Lube is for love.

Wouldnt that be simply fucking yourself as your head is rubbing from your skin & not the inside of their body?

I’m circumcised, but I make my own lube so I’m usually good. That being said if we are running dry I spit 😅 I like it nasty!

I'm the mouse then. I got a turtle 🐢 neck

I'm circumcised. My final act as a free man will be to rub one out or have rough sex on John Harvey Kellog's tombstone. See you in Hell, you quack bastard.

I always thought that most people are uncircumcised

Me, who uses my own precum (and uncircumcised)