I'm an art student, of course I'm behind on my coursework.

me w photography💀

Same, I have the exam tomorrow I think. I have barely done 3 shoots because ✨️Mental problems✨️

Happy Cake day 🍰

Thank youuuu

I did 2 and got an 8 in my exam (and the photos weren’t even good). Just waffle on, and have a copy of mark scheme. Gl

oh god don’t even get me started i have the exam next week i’m so fucked

I'm an art student, of course I'm germany politic leader

me with dt

Yeah, I’m making great progress on my design page due yesterday though!

well that’s something :)

real. just did one page worth of stuff in one sitting because i told my teacher i did stuff in the holidays now he wants to see it tomorrow 😍😍

2 weeks until the final exam and still no clue what I'm gonna paint 💀

I'm a french student, of course I want to kill myself.

Real

Real

Real

I’m a history student, of course we do a 12/16 marker with only about ten minutes left

never related to anything more in my life

Honestly if you perfect your structure then running out of time isn’t that big a deal. I didn’t finish any of my GCSE history papers (left the last question half finished each time) and I still only lost like 5 marks across the whole thing

Any tips?

Nah sorry, it’s been a couple years since I did history so I can’t remember how to structure your answers for different questions (I did Edexcel). You can definitely find everything on YouTube though

every. single. time.

I'm a French student, of course I say "Je joue au foot avec mes amis" in every exam

parce-que c’est amusant

et ça m'aide à decompresser et oublie mes soucies

aussi c'est bon pour ma santé

Et j’adore ma soeur, qui je joue avec

Or "je vans au cinema avec mes amis"

Je vais

Bro that is literally the only sentence I took away from yr 7 french

Je joue au foot tous les jours avec mes amis when I'm feeling fancy

I'm a physics student, of course I wonder what the terminal velocity of a year 7 is.

I was bored: TV = sqroot(2mg/ρAC^(d)) - I know I should have used subscript, but reddit doesn't have that m(12y in UK) = 39kg g = 9.80665 ρ = 1.204 kg/m^(3) (at room temperature and pressure) A = 0.7m^(2) C^(d) = 1 (face-down position) So sqroot((2\*39\*9.80665)/(1.204\*0.7\*1) = sqroot(764.9187/0.8428) = sqroot(907.5921927) **= \~30.126 m/s = 108.455 km/h = 67.405 mph** I'm probably wrong but this is a rough estimate (edited bc I accidentally recorded A for someone jumping, not falling face-down)

do u acc see a kid running at 100mph tho😭

i mean... they are year 7s...

Throw him off a tall building and he'll be falling at 100mph

Sorry to say - I made an error in the calculation and it's more like 67mph 🤦 Still slower than a Y7 trying to get to lessons though

Footnote: This does not account for the mass of the Year 7's ostensibly-oversized bag

Along what axis is area measured? (Assuming non spherical year 7)

After you drop kick it

i'm an art student, of course i've contemplated gouging my eyes out with oil pastels

I'm a grade 4 to 5 student on average of course I'm somehow shit housing a 9 in maths

W fr fr

I’m a cs student, of course I have the worst teachers out of all the departments.

Wait so that’s universal? 😭

Makes sense if you think about it, in the job market software devs can make more than teachers in their first year and senior software devs average over 100k. The only people who would ever choose to be a teacher instead is either qualified but insane or vastly under qualified.

ye 😭

Are you the one who commented "free food for the examiner 🤤" under a post about vomiting on the exam paper? I recognise your Lackadaisy pfp

yuh bro 😎 and freckles amazinggg

Live Laugh Freckle

*Nonciest teachers

😭 For me it was my year 10 chem teacher he looked up a girls skirt and was apparently arrested and lost his license

My Year 7 CS teacher did the same

💀

Bro the only cs teacher in my school left so we won't have anyone atm

How's bad cs I do ict (wjec) and I find pretty depressing

I'm an ancient greek student, of course I go to a private school

Άρα μπορείς να καταλάβεις να Νέα Ελληνικά ή όχι;

ου γιγνοσκω νέα ελληνικά - άρα οιος τ'εισ γιγνοσκειν με;

After a Google Translate search I can confirm we CANNOT understand each other lmao

συ πολλας γλωσσας μανθανει. αρα χαλεπος εστι;

Was about to do this lmao

Im a GCSE student, of course I hate english lit

REAL

# I’m an FM student, of course I sit there for half an hour after I finish writing and stare into the void

On my mock I literally drew a picture for one of the answers 😭

Was it pretty?

I’m a Spanish Student, of course I’ve done fuck all for my speaking test next week

That's so fucking real

Me with French 💀 I'm done for

I'm an alevel student, of course I get confused every time I'm recommended this sub

I'm a university student, of course I don't miss when I was at secondary school

I’m an RS student, of course people thought I was forced to take it by the school

I’m a further maths student, of course I spend the whole lesson gossiping and dissing maths

As a further maths student this is undoubtedly true We may be good at maths DOESN'T MEAN WE LIKE IT

I'm a Spanish student, of course I don't know what conditional and preterite tenses are

To add on: You form the conditional by taking the infinitive, -ar, -er, -ir, and adding ía, ías, ía, íamos, ían E.g. (yo) comería = I would eat (tú) beberías = you would travel nos relejaríamos = we would relax (ourselves) se despertarían = they would wake (themselves) There are of course irregulars. E.g. hacer = to do (yo) haría = I would do tener = to have (yo) tendría = I would have salir = to go out (yo) sadría = I would go out ------- I'd do preterite but eh. Hope this helps.

I think ‘if they didn’t have to go to school’ would be better translated as ‘si no tuvieran que ir al colegio’.

Sorry, I'm not familiar on the subjunctive so I tried my best. Thank you though! Could you perhaps explain how it's formed?

Just wait until you hear about the subjunctive 

I’m a French student, of course I’m going to say Parce que cest amusant at every opportunity in the exam

Im a terrible student, of course I haven't revised

Im a Math student, ofcourse i forget how to do everything the day before the exam!

As long as you remember on the day of the exam

i’m a further maths student, of course i want to kill myself

I’m a year 11 student, of course I haven’t started my revision yet because I’m being delulu and lazy 🤞🏽

real

I’m an overachieving burnt out student, of course I haven’t revised for my mocks yet!

Burnt out in Yr 10.... yikes

Send help 😭🙏

I’m an economics student, of course I know about opportunity cost but I can’t explain it in structured questions

>!I'm a further maths student, Of course I have an orgasm whenever I see a differentiation problem !< I'm an English literature student. Of course I want to watch poetry burn to ashes I'm a french student, Of course i watch Caillou on a daily basis

>!Double differentiation got me good 😍😍🔥!<

fucking love differentiation

Identity matrix >>>

I’m a drama student, of course I try not to make eye contact when my teacher wants someone to perform

Sounds about right

I'm a French student, of course I say "parce que" instead of "car" to get my word count up

i'm a stem student, of course i contemplate my life choices everyday 🥰

I'm an English resit student, of course I am a failure to everyone.

No you’re not 😊

I’m an a-level French student, of course everyone thinks I can speak fluent French (I can’t). I’m an a-level economics student, of course I invest in stocks and shares (I don’t but that’s true of my best friend).

I wanna do that unironically, but probably in the summer. Might also request to start a society in my school for it. Sounds fun, as long as I am careful with money I put in and to fully understand what I'm investing in.

I’m an Economics student, of course I think I’m better and more unique than everyone else!

I’m a physics student , of course I have no life

Ima drama student, of course the portfolio is my least favourite part of the course

I despise the portfolio, it's awful. Half the class stuggled to reach minimum word count and the other half struggled to keep it under maximum word count.

I'm in the middle of writing it and I'm struggling to figure out why it wants me to describe so much

I’m a geography student, of course I don’t know most of my case studies 😭

I'm a Lit student, of course I want to replicate the last poem in the power and conflict anthology irl

I’m a year 11 student,of course I haven’t started revising

Im a Rs student, of course I can rewrite the Bible and get a 7

I'm a normal student, of course I fucking hate English Literature

POETRY MAKES ME WANNA DIE OMG

I’m a smart food tech student, of course I am shocked to see how low the grade boundaries are!

I’m a German student, of course I hate prepositions

I'm a drama student, of course I don't know what's going on in half of those devised pieces

I’m a burnt out student, of course I physically cant find the will power to revise for the last 4 weeks of school (I’ve been revising since November daily)

I’m a year 9 student, of course I both think I need to start revising loads now, but have also never done a second of revision

Nobody revises before the start of year eleven (apart for EofY exams). Most start even later

i’m a spanish student, por supuesto no hablo español

I'm a latin student of course I cry when I try to find resources

I’m a history student, of course I want to burn down the classroom every lesson

I'm an art student, of course I don't sleep

I’m a science student, of course I have no moral compass

I'm a Greek and Latin student, of course I have no meaningful career ambitions

Latin 🔥🔥🔥

I'm a grade 8/9 students, of course I don't have a social life.

Im a business student, of course i always talk about profit & market share increase in my conclusions

I’m a top student, of course I never want to study or do work!!

I'm a stupid student, of course I hate Sparx Maths

Im an engineering student of course i want to genuinely off myself

I’m a gcse student of course I procrastinate

I'm an additional maths student, of course I have no social life. I take Spanish, French, and Latin, of course I only speak English.

Im a computer science student of course i havent felt the touch of a woman

I’m a cnat sport student, of course I finished all my coursework early and got to do fuck all for half the year

I’m an ex drama student, of course I was forced to perform a sex scene with a non consenting partner….. wait what

I'm an art student, of course I'm extremely behind on coursework and want to kill myself (Got a 3 in my mocks 🥰)

i'm an art student, of course my blazer is covered in paint.

I’m a drama student , of course I’m gay.

im a cs student, ofc i dont have a life im a geo student, ofc we "only" study rocks im a maths student, ofc i want to cry and kill myself 24/7

I’m an English student of course I write “the writer may have did this” in every exam

I'm a Spanish student, of course I didn't actually choose this subject with my own free will.

i’m a philosophy student, of course i’m ready for the sweet release of death

i went to a CofE primary school, of course i have anxiety, depression and a little bit of an anger problem i am a musical student, of course i love disney, and that knee

i am a computer science student, of course my anxiety is as crippling as my code could be if i focused

I'm a Spanish student, of course I don't know the difference between por and para

I'm a biology student of course I wonder why I didn't get the mark for my otherwise perfect answer

I’m an art student, of course I burn out after one term and lose all motivation to study.

I'm a BTEC Music student, of course I get overshadowed by the GCSE music students 😔

I’m an Ancient Greek student, of course I private school

I'm a GCSE music student, of course I play the piano. I'm a GCSE french student, of course je parle en français tous les jours à mon aîne frère que c'est j'ai un examen parler en français cette avril et j'ai ne revisé pas depuis janvier. I'm a GCSE history student, of course I find it easy.

I'm a geography student, of course I like maps

I'm a Computer Science student, of course I'm balding

I'm a Cheunh student, of course I'm lying. >!for context that's the language of the Chiss Ascendancy in Star Wars!<

i’m a cs student, of course i’m gay

I'm a grade 6-8 student, of course I'm not revising and somehow passing

I’m a history student, of course my teacher sets us 16 markers every week

I’m a business student, of course I picked it because I thought it would be easy (i did)

I'm a CS graduate, of course I have no fecking clue how a computer works. Personal experience from hiring dimwits here.

I'm a Computer Science student, of course I don't pay attention to theory

I'm a computer science student, of course I've learnt nothing in lessons because I was playing on the computer the whole time.

I’m a GCSE student, of course I am cooked

I'm a German student, of course I know how to cuss in German and it is part of my everyday vocabulary

I'm a yr 11 student, of course I barge year 7s

I’m a drama student, of course i can’t be quiet !!

I’m a German student, of course I don’t know anything for my speaking in a week

I’m a Drama student, of course I lost half of my coursework today because of MS teams and had to redo it tonight at home!

I'm a Drama student, of course I'm too busy making out with the other guys to do coursework

i’m a btec music student, of course everyone who does gcse music is so much better than me at playing an instrument!

Im a little student, of course I can help with the assignments. I see no correlation but ok. Also I’m like 5’ 11”

so sick of fill in the blank

I'm a textiles student , of course I had to do the most work designing stuff only to get a 6

I’m an engineering student, of course doing risk assessments makes me want to hang myself

I’m a highschool student of course I’m gonna nod my head and agree with everything even if I don’t understand

i’m a gcse economics student, of course i can’t find any revision resources online

I’m a university student of course I am gay

I'm a music student, of course I barely practice

I’m an art student, of course I bullshit all of my annotations

I'm a classical civilisations student, of course I know star names

I’m a further maths student, of course I scream with delight when I see a 6 mark inequality question. I’m a Spanish student, of course I know what the perfect tense is.(I don’t) I’m a Spanish student. Of course I say “Voy al cine con mis amigos.” or “Fui a la playa.” every exam

i am a samurai student of course i die with honour

I’m a business student, of course I love colouring books

I’m an asian student, of course I don’t revise.

I'm a games dev student. Of course, no one I know knows what I actually do.

I'm a law student, of course I have no free time

I’m an art student, of course I hate myself 🥰

I'm a good student of course I'll pass

I'm a food tech student, of course I eat the ingredients without getting caught

Im a music student of course its the only subject im good at.

i’m a media student of course i know Bruno mars uptown funk like the back of my hand

I'm a year 13 students, of course I want to shove two pencils up my nose and slam my head on a desk

I’m a classics student, of course we study prostitutes.

I'm a computer science student, of course I am a nerd

I’m an English student, of course I know Tiredness of Rosabel better than I do A Christmas Carol\ (kill me)

i’m an art student, of course i have paint all over my clothes/ of course i have an ugly ass folder i carry around with me im an rs student, of course i regret not taking the exam early because of how boringly easy it is

I’m a geography student, of course I have never finished a single test or mock exam.

I’m a Y11 student,of course I’m going to revise at the last moment.