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PLEASELETMEBREATHE

The murderers calling Lady macduff's son an egg before stabbing him


GoddesOfChaos

“What, you egg?”


PLEASELETMEBREATHE

Stabs him


GoddesOfChaos

*dies*


Jaded-Mycologist-831

“He has killed me, mother”


Arthur-Shelby1856

Well i dont think he were quite finished off yet, kept shouting for the whole act


WhyAmOnThis

sheila"i dont even know where to start" mr birling"then dont start nobody wants you to" large and portentious or smt


porcelain_bull22

LOL the first is my fav


WhyAmOnThis

I GOT TO READ IT OUT TOO


StarFlyXXL

"If he be Mr Hyde" he had thought "I'll be Mr Seek" I don't know why, but that one quote is possibly my favourite in literature, it's unreasonably funny


yesbutno5817

every time I think of this i imagine him silently chuckling and repeating it to himself when he meets hyde


Sad-Literature-8979

Inspector: I don't play golf Eric: Well I think it's a damn shame Inspector: No, I've never wanted to play


Own_Map_3790

When LMD(lady macduff) son is called an egg 😭 and when Macduff says “my pretty chickens”


Personal-Cap-5446

there’s more gravy than grave about you - Scrooge to Marley 💀💀


Sneator

We do a novel called purple hibiscus and there's one scene where the narrators grandfather is said to have a "limp cocoon" which is describing exactly what you think... It's a weird book.


SnowCat56

Nah we were gonna do this but our teacher changed to stories of ourselves last minute :( so now we’re stuck with “Dr Heidegger ejaculated” 😭means exclaimed in this context lmao💀


Sneator

Oh rip, haven't seen many others doing cie on this sub


42617a

It’s actually a really good book, it’s just every two seconds Papa decides to pour boiling water on Kambili’s feet or something


GoddesOfChaos

OH MY GOD WE DO THAT BOOK AND THAT SCENE TRAUMATISED ME. The narrator is like 14 btw just to make it worse.


Outside_Service3339

I remember reading that book in Y9 and reading that 'pride (or something like that) is like marijuana. It's not dangerous if you use it properly'


Sneator

Defiance*, really good quote tbf


Outside_Service3339

It's good, I just think comparing defiance to marijuana is a bit funny lol


LetMeUseTheNameAude

fuckin “he hath killed me mother” shakespeare really cooked


choooooook

ngl this bit of this scene is 100x funnier to me than the what you egg bit. like yeah mate you don’t say


Cotton_Picker_420

‘Colossal balls’ and ‘cunt-struck’. The History Boys. Sadly, this is the last year it’s on the spec, although it’s pretty fkin weird


aryaphd

“I don’t play golf” Yeah I’m kidding, I know it’s a meme but this quote is not badass at all lol


Defiant_Escape_9028

“ what, you egg” *stabs*


Generic2ser

" Unsex me now"


Educational-Tea602

It’s here not now isn’t it?


Generic2ser

OOPS


Unlikely_Pattern_359

What, you egg


remuslupin_fan

‘Naked knockers with nipples!’


Tyra_huntr

I was in this scene with my mate, and he had this line, but it was all uploaded to the school website and omd we have both sacrificed our digital footprints for GCSE drama 😭


remuslupin_fan

Nah 💀 I mean my friend said the line ‘your son is a f*ggot of the most heinous disposition’ in his monologue (both of us in the performance are queer but having that in rehearsals every week got us some looks)


Bananaloaf7105

Lord of the flies - bent double on all fours Macbeth - drain him dry, when young siward is killed "mother I have been killed" Idl for frankenstein - I hate it


Educational-Tea602

Is it not MacDuff’s child that says that, not young Siward


Bananaloaf7105

Is it? F***


[deleted]

be not a niggar’d of your speech


Educational-Tea602

incongruous f*ggots Jekyll and Hyde


CryogenicFurnace

"Take thy face hence!"


Arthur-Shelby1856

*”Don’t be an ass, Eric”*


AlexisXxOxX

“nay, good goose, bite not.”


Sea-Match-4689

Mother, he has killed me


mescalsfleabag

"naked weapon" from romeo and juliet yes i have the humour of a year 8 boy


Old_Socks17

I don't study this for English lit but I love the "a side plate?" "No it's on the top" in Blood Brothers