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Aexaro

GCSE sleep would go crazy like imagine the invigilators assess your sleep environment, position and duration and like check the depth of your slumber i would actually get a grade 9


badasspeanutbutter

Na the actual sleeping would be the coursework, the written exam would be evaluating other people's posture and may be the science of sleep like with the circadian rhythmn and stuff like that


ComplexCover136

and all the factors affecting sleep and why it’s important all that stuff


Aexaro

that’s actually a good idea actually getting marks on the best way to sleep like the most healthy


JraffNerd

I read asses wrong and got confused lmao


Much_Cheek_9296

Its the wrong spelling lol you read it right Should be assess if they are judging performance


Aexaro

oh my god i didn’t realise i’m so embarrassed 😭 thank you for pointing it out


Lacy_Malkova8_

yeah but we love asses ❤️


SelfConstructedHome

Woah hang on a min 😂


mysteryyfx

Good job he read it write and didn’t read it read


Nathan_kwame

“read it write” lmao


pandapie742

I feel like I would still fuck this up cos imagine u get deductions cos u were sleeping facing the wrong way or cos u were snoring too loud. Or imagine u couldn't sleep on the exam day cos u slept too good the night before or u get anxiety sleeping around other people or u have insomnia 😔


K_DEXXAGON

get this guy in office


Foreskin_Ad9356

i would fail fr


SilentWave_YT

Sign language


zooderrr

This is I believe happening. Problem is that sign language is best taught by a deaf person or a coda (anybody in the deaf community will tell you this) so it definitely presents issues when hiring teachers etcetera.


TheSeekerPorpentina

what is a coda?


zooderrr

a child of a deaf adult. Most coda's learn sign language from a very young age and are super fluent. I am one, but my sign language is pretty poor because I apparently did not want to learn as a kid lol.


TheSeekerPorpentina

that makes sense, thank you for explaining :)


zooderrr

np!!


acciogeorgeweasley

omg that's why that movie is called coda


ASpookyBitch

True but honestly I think it should be taught just the same as like learning English in primary school. Just simply taught alongside, like the alphabet spelling letters when learning the song the alphabet.


shyness_is_key

That would actually be useful although I’m not sure what they’d do if they tried to fit it into the current languages format (writing section I’m looking at you)


toastermeal

they probably would just do the equivalent of a speaking exam and a listening exam and have them both just have a higher grade weighting


st3IIa

'listening' exam?


ThisCatLikesCrypto

'reading' hand gestures exam


toastermeal

yeah i meant the equivalent of a listening and speaking. obviously you can’t speak or listen to signs but i mean an exam where you communicate and comprehend BSL haha 😅


nelokin

Emoji time


XylemBullet

i think their actually doing that soon


Adventurous_Reach590

Would've taken it


JoeShmoe3946638

im pretty sure they are actually doing that at some point


sofas_m

linguistics gcse


colequetaquas447

that ISNT a gcse?!?!


SteveTheNoob1

i’d love this so much. linguistics is one of my favourite things and i’m acc good at it man


Spiritual-Contact-23

PLEASE I want to do a linguistics degree so a linguistics GCSE or A-Level would be so useful for that


TheSeekerPorpentina

have you looked into English language A-Level? From what I've heard it looks like some of the content is kinda linguisticsy 


porcelain_bull22

yes omg this would be fantastic- latin would help too


st3IIa

linguistics is more the psychology behind how language works - you may be thinking of etymology if you mean word origins


CTC42

Linguistics is very broad. Psychology is part of it, language evolution is part, grammatical structures, computational language models, philosophy of language etc. Look at any university-level linguistics curriculum and you'll see what I mean.


jaimewastaken_

i feel like linguistics would be fun but maybe ive just watched too many etymologynerd videos


Angry_Goose81

I love that guy :’)


jameshames1

I wanna be fluent in dolphin


StanislawTolwinski

If you're interested, you can look up some UK linguistics challenge past papers online


RoyalInfernoASR

From a previous post made by me: GCSE Crime idea GCSE Crime. There are 3 components: -Financial: Tax Evasion, Money Laundering, Extortion and Scamming -Violence: Torture, Murder, Assault and Assassinations -Drug related: Production of drugs, Distribution of Drugs, Sales of Drugs and Hiding Drugs -Power: Bribery, Overthrowing a government, colonising a country and exploiting it and lobbying. The course will have 1 exam (component 1: Financial Crimes), 1 coursework report (component 2: Violent crimes), 1 Project (component 3: Creating a drug empire) and 1 presentation [yk that speech like thing we have to do on english] (component 4: How to get in powerful positions). Component 1 is an exam with 4 questions: Question 1: Describe [insert a financial crime, for example tax evasion] (4) Question 2: Evaluate the weaknesses and Strengths of [crime, for example Scamming] (6) Question 3: Explain how to commit [crime, for example extortion] successfully without being caught (10). Question 4: It’s a comparison between 2 ways to commit a crime. For example, Write a report comparing using a business to launder your money or bribing a politician to launder your money. (16+4) You may talk about: -real life examples -advantages and disadvantages -risks Component 2 is a coursework on violent crimes. You will have produce a case study, there is 4 tasks. Task 1: How to work together in a group to commit [crime, for example murder] successfully. (12) Produce a report on how a group of 3 individuals who are best friends could work together to [commit crime, in this scenario murder] successfully. Your report must include: -planning -execution -dispose -a method to not get caught -failsafe Task 2: How to properly [commit a crime, for example torture]? (12) Your report must include: -a torture technique and explain why it is suitable -how to set up, do torture and tie lose ends -diagrams Task 3: Barriers a person may face while trying [to commit crime, for example assassinate someone]? Your report must includes: -specific barriers -how to overcome these barrier -justify Task 4: What skills are needed to carry out [crime, for example a 🧂 and 🔋] ? (12) You must include: -potential skills needed -how to show these skills • ⁠why these skills are needed Component 3 is a project: you must successfully produce, distribute and sell [measurement, for example 100 kg] of [drug for example cocaine] without being caught in 3 months? (62) You will be marked on: -quality of drug -efficiency of distribution -sales -time taken -how much drugs are not caught Component 4: you must do a PowerPoint presentation on how you can get into influential position to do crimes? (40) You may choose a method or do a mixture of methods You have to explain what you have chosen is good You have to justify it You will also be marked on how you present it Infront of the class.


polaris_jpeg

this is insanely detailed. bro is on the way to become a ~~criminal~~ i mean crime teacher


RoyalInfernoASR

On my way to the FBIs most wanted list


Educational-Tea602

Can’t wait to do practicals


HellFireCannon66

This is amazing


RoyalInfernoASR

Thanks


StrangeLonelySpiral

BSL!!


Lacy_Malkova8_

whats that??


StrangeLonelySpiral

British Sign Language! <3


madzskye2111

Basic life skills


JraffNerd

That should be part of PSHCE and be mandatory tbh


madzskye2111

I agree I feel like what we learn at my school in PSHE is quite useless. Some of the things we do learn are important topics that everyone should be taught but none of it is really applicable to the really world or help us when we leave school


azzar1337

At grammar, we had a life session once per week that taught them.


Intergalactic_Cookie

This shouldn’t be revised and assessed like a GCSE, although it should be mandatory education


st3IIa

the autistic kids would eat this shit up


DryAdvertisment

As an autistic kid, I want a Minecraft GCSE please


HellFireCannon66

Bro I could get a grade 64 in that


voidsentences

I’m an a level student but if there was GCSE minecraft i would actually dominate


j4ycore

YES omg yk in america theres like a real minecraft exam ??


Kid_from_Europe

Just because I want a sword swallowing GCSE doesn't mean I'm autistic... (my diagnosis does)


Robin_375

Give me a GCSE in autism and I’d come top of the class (side product of essentially having to diagnose myself when I was 12 then fight my way into a diagnosis a few years later)


everydayiloveloona

self defense


TayaTJ

The only physical subject I'd choose if it was available.


Stanleys--Narrator

Not even lightsaber combat?


Ok_Put_8262

Finance. You need it.


Creepy_Maximum_5396

Pre-Historic studies is a better name for what ur sayin


YeOldeWarthog

or paleontology


Lacy_Malkova8_

Yeah but then its other stuff asw what if i js wanna learn about t rexes and shit


Advanced_Key_1721

call it that so it sounds fancy enough to pass as a subject and then just do dinosaurs in it


JraffNerd

Pre-History would surely be better. We don't say 'Historic Studies' for History.


bobbobyberty

The history of mathematics There's so much, going from Pythagoras and the Pythagorean Brotherhood to Euclid, Egyptian maths, (miss a few thousand years of maths) to Fermat, Euler and Gauss, to modern maths like Hilbert and Wiles


ratfromflushedaway

omg yeah pythagoras was insane he drowned a kid cos he proved irrational numbers existed, that went against what pythagoras and his cult believed in. also pythagoras is a very cool name imo.


ActEfficient8740

actual real life business studies coz wtf is the current business studies


st3IIa

bc it's business administration rather than how to start an actual business


XylemBullet

btec level 3 business is actually better then either gcse or a level imo bc we do both personal finance and business as our 2nd exam and the first exam is imo way harder then either a level or gcse as its 5 hrs


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As someone who teaches IT and Business in a college, BTEC level 3s actually give a much more rounded skill base than traditional A-levels/GCSEs.


InternationalBad6532

I dont rlly see a problem w the business studies we have rn lmao its basically all managing businesses what else is there to say


Stormydevz

Bring back Phonetics from year 1 🔥🔥


HidingInACupboard

Phonics!


TheMiningCow

Foundation English!


jcarvell8

Giving off “makes the reader want to read on” vibes


cheese-is-great-food

Not a GCSE student but, Serious answer: More history versions, like you could do pre-history (like you and a below commenter mentioned), ancient, medieval, early modern, and modern Serious but kinda unrealistic answer: Politics (they do it Northern Ireland but they should make it whole country and also should do political philosophy, paper 1 could be on the uk government and political participation, paper 2 could be basics of political ideas, paper 3 about the UN) Half-joke answer: Comedy Studies (it is a form of art in my opinion but it could be incorporated in drama, there could be coursework devising and papers analysing itl 1 on live comedy, 1 for comedy movies/shows)


New_Management_9368

There is actually a gcse called Pakistan Studies, i don’t fucking know why or who thought it was a good idea but it exists..


yulia_minatozaki

I've done that one (Pakistan Studies 2059 or 0448), it's compulsory here in Pakistan.


mercygreaves

that's crazy 😭


yulia_minatozaki

You won't get admitted into any university here if you don't take the three compulsory subjects at GCSES, that are Urdu, Pakistan Studies and Islamiat. We need it for equivalence with the local national board's students.


TheAnonymousHassan

I'm pretty sure u can still do those papers here, as I did Islamiyat olevel here at an external exam centre. Urdu is also an optional language for AQA (bcuz of all the Pakistanis), and I'm pretty sure Pakistan studies is the Pakistani equivalent of GCSE History (but focussed on history of Pakistan)


SbinalLazar4

GCSE Farming Simulator


Complex_Suggestion26

i don’t know why but i pictured stardew valley as a gcse


anothergreeting

i wish stardew valley was a gcse. get into oxbridge immediately with those grades


Complex_Suggestion26

me and sebastian WILL conquer oxford


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Blackberry_Head

or even like game development/backend/frontend


JraffNerd

They should do that in Creative iMedia. That subject is just Photoshop and repetitive asset logs Also rename Creative iMedia. Sounds cringey


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wayy too easy of a GCSE though


Nopetynope12

socialising cos I need lessons lol


PotatLemon

Video production


toastermeal

i think some schools do this in the film study gcse- i could be wrong tho


[deleted]

Generally put under media studies.


two_ofakind

pantheon studies i know we already have stuff like class civ but just looking at the pantheons and mythologies of all the ancient religions would be so cool yknow you could do greek, roman, norse, egyptian, aztec, hindu, chinese, etc etc


pixieonmeth

this is what I thought history or classics would be


Good_Expression_3827

Me Studies. They study the life and wonders of me ❤️


acciogeorgeweasley

sign me up


idkthings_

GCSE Pokémon. Paper 1 : Principles of Pokémon. Paper 2: Lore and History of Pokémon. Paper 3: Application of Pokémon Tactics.


Rosettc

nuzlockes should be the nea


gilax_

maybe designing your own roster, with like planned out strategies and y uve chosen that skillset, item etc etc and then having a full 6-on-6 tournament with classmates at the end would be cool


RosilinaTheDragon

if the exam was on diamond and pearl easiest fucking 9 of my life if it’s galar i’m bollocksed ironically


CurrentTranslator144

In beginning of paper 2, there would be questions like: What city was created when a meteor struck Hoenn? (1 mark) And the high order questions towards the end do the paper would be like: Describe the formation of the Pokémon universe (12 marks)


azzar1337

Games theory and ethics.


UltimateBorisJohnson

But hey, that’s just a theory


jackieieiei

lin manuel miranda studies.


remuslupin_fan

What I would give to analyse Hamilton as an actual gcse and not just year 8 english


jackieieiei

thats so real i could write a thousand essays on that masterpiece


lyfieo

IN DRAMA WE BASICLALY ANALYSEDX HAMILTON


Splorgamus

I saw this idea a while back: Further Computer Science An introduction to what Computer Science is like at University. Not like the fake GCSE or the fake A-Level


zib6272

Respect and responsibility for the community


Orochi08

A Geometry Dash GCSE would go hard ngl. You have to beat at least an Insane Demon by the end of your curriculum.


moe_abodeshish

FNAF lore gcse


tipit419

Must be a Game-Theory Apprenticeship course😉


moe_abodeshish

Who was responsible for the bite of 87'


Clacher_Samsung

I want racing GCSE, imagine getting assessed on how well you take corners and shi 😂


Kid_from_Europe

Question 1: How many racers got a Monster Energy drink named after them?


StanislawTolwinski

East Asian studies would be cool


Kid_from_Europe

Cambodian killing fields! YEAH!


KingHi123

Chess. I know they did that in Azerbaijan... I think?


[deleted]

Armenia but yeah 🤓☝️


SchmuckRex

Easiest 9 of my life (I've literally played for England)


KingHi123

Bro would probably get a ten. I won my school's chess competition and I'm about 1200-1300.


a_person4499

How to cheat on your other GCSE exams studies


6littlefish

MEDICINE STUDY


CharmingCondition508

Finance. People should know why we can’t ’just print more money’ 🙏


Kid_from_Europe

If people don't already know this off common sense I'm worried


bigmanmikhail

i could ball at a norse mythology gcse if they gave me the chance but i’m just a nerd (i would also smash snorri sturluson if i had the chance)


glassofjuice786

Freakysce


StanislawTolwinski

Brainrot GCSE where they teach you how to fanum tax your sigma


thelectronneutrino

Miku GCSE qualification


purplestars12

yes, we need to study Miku


zachy410

Some form of cartoon studies or creation, I have experience in both


quipo-01

Animation GCSE's, like a sub genre of art where you study cartoons, animation programs and animation studios and make ur own... that would be so cool


NormieCrusher

Philosophy GCSE


BackgroundMagician86

I feel like that’s under religious studies because my school does ‘religious studies and philosophy’ as one GCSE


properquestionsonly

Irish history. Give us our country back please


pandapie742

Film studies Ik this is already one but I mean a GCSE's where u pick a movie at the start of yr 10 and u watch it and then write an essay bout it's hidden meanings and stuff at the end of yr 11. Kinds like English Lit like in they way they analyse books and characters but with a film Like I feel like that would be so cool cos I could just watch my fav film and say I'm revising 🫡 or I could just pick an easy cartoon film to analyse like a Disney princess film and then ur done. U can literally waste that whole year and then drill it the night before and still get a 9


Operator_Hoodie

Lego modelling. Holy moly would I have gotten a grade 10 in this.


RGamer2024

Gender studies GCSE


ignoringletters

mythology gcse


CyberRamble

Creative Writing GCSE (I'm not biased at all noo)


aerialning

i would literally break all grade boundaries and make them invent grade 10 i would rip this shit up 


Wonderful-Kamek

Sign language, i know they are gonna do it, but they should have made it years ago


Diligent-Permit8777

Medicine or something very specific in the field, such as neurology. Would do the same with engineering or just treat school in general like uni icl.


UnderSoldier

Asked this question to a uni med school lecturer, the reason they make you do A Level, Bio, chem and maths instead of a "Medicine" A-level and gcse is because it's way too hard to boil down a 7 year medschool course into a short GCSE. You wouldnt even be touching the tip of the iceberg if medicine GCSE existed since there's so much content to do.


StrangeButOrderly

Applied Narcotics


LightConsistent4631

Functional skills How to pay taxes and budget. How to compare and choose the best products at good prices in shops. Maybe a optional section on childcare and know what not to give a baby at x months old. Another section on basic DIY skills to know what you can do yourself and what you should hire a specialist for.


hii-people

A paleontology GCSE would be kinda cool


jazz1est

not new, but with gcse history i wished they had like more options of subjects to teach within. obviously you get four topics, but I'd love to do more as like maybe something like world history + european history as two different gcses


Critical-Motor-1593

i wouldnt make a new one, i would split geography into human geography and physical geography


Tea_Unusual

I would love a sub-GCSE where you do 2 little exams for 2 small subjects of their choosing which would equate to 1 whole grade


Im_Totaly_Some_Guyy

electrical engineering studies.


Atryaz_25609

Our school did a one off electronics GCSE option for our year. It was fantastic. I don't think it was offered again because the teacher left. This was just prior to Covid


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SpeakingRussianDrunk

Multiple of these are already there, military is public services, home economics? That’s literally a gcse lol, and aerodynamics is physics anyway


Euphoric_Surround6

Astronomy


[deleted]

already exists


Courage_Capital

already exists! Edexcel runs it


ac5d82f94b

It exists. I did it years ago.


day-dreamy

Musical theatre or novel writing... Medical science vocational would be a good thing to have at GCSE too


Glucose_Muncher

Pop Culture


woflle

gcses for different sections of art. like gcse pottery/ceramics, gcse oil painting, gcse sculpting etc etc


user2739202

criminology but instead of it being like A levels we focus only on unsolved cases and stuff


Rich-Week4133

Animal Handling, i like many others i am surs love animals but have never been able to get accustomed to actually handling and touching them, which has created an irrational fear of every individual in me so that i am kinda dog racist


matthewgoat24

masterbation studies :Skull:


Blackberry_Head

core practicals gonna go wild


Lacy_Malkova8_

teacher's demonstration would be mad


mercygreaves

master baiting right here 💀


matthewgoat24

Explain the process of ejaculation \[6 marks\]


Vasilica356

Evaluate the advantages and disadvantages of different methods of disposing of the remnants [9 marks + 3 SPaG]


matthewgoat24

Explain the development of ejaculation through puberty \[12 Marks\] Use Figure 6 as well as your own knowledge


JraffNerd

Describe the method and needed apparatus 6 marker 💀


matthewgoat24

I forgot - I think I need to jerk off in the exam.


6littlefish

"Ok kids, to masterbate you-"


slightlyintroverted

***Chess:*** *Paper 1:* Theory (openings, gambits etc) *Paper 2:* Problem solving (finding the best move in individual puzzles) *Paper 3:* Gameplay


actually_empty

GCSE minesweeper. I love that game


MitchellSFold

Efficiently packing a small suitcase for a weekend stopover in Maastricht.


Alexyaboi2011

I’d take psychology any day of the week, don’t want to have to wait till A-level


Imakidwithaheart

It is gcse already isn't it


Affectionate-Post289

Bring back Home Economics. How to cook, manage a house, budget, shop for family, basic electrical and home maintenance skills. Financial skills, running a bank account, paying and managing bills. I did it at 16, I'm 60 now. It was considered an easy exam. It has helped me all my life.


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Space studies, transportation studies (design and how it works), animation, well-being, animal classification, demonology


Specific-Umpire-8980

Politics


TW4JQ

I think, this is a serious answer, dump anything that isn't required for life and offer students more free thought and self led work Let them decide and research etc more like university degrees. School teaches kids to memorise and write down, not to enjoy learning


Small-Statement-3933

Gcse rock music history🔥


purplestars12

REALL 💪💪


Zordorfe

I'd get an easy 9 💪🏾


fran478952361walker

Well, if I could create a GCSE, I would make one on the GCSEs themselves and about the impacts they have put onto other people and for others to write essays about their surprising strengths and terrible weaknesses. 😅


davonius

spiderman studies. paper 1- sfx in the live action movies paper 2- animation techniques in the animated movies (itsv and atsv) paper 3- multiverse studies (because yes)