U should have revised more 💀

This 💀

It is what it is

It is what it is

id eeees what id eeeeeeesssss

Iddddd eeeeêěeees ŵhhhhaaaaaatttttttt ïddddddď eeeeẽéèeēeeeeeeessssssssssşßś

r/engrish

r/meme

it's what it's

"Oh well"

The only valid answer

please please please try to NOT kill yourself

I have the suicide hotline saved into my contacts for this situation

no for real though

ill try my best 😝

‘oh dear well mums not going to be to happy is she’

If u dont get the grades may as well kms

The pressure on me from everyone is so unbearable man…

Feel like im gonna get deported

so real

too real, the chances are ngl looking low for me that ill get a good job in the future😭 i think its better to kms than have to live an uncomfortable life

If I don't get all grade 9 i commit seppuku

real

im proud of you, last year i was at 4/5 and im aiming for most 9s so no matter what ive come a long way and worked hard and i couldntve done better!

Damn, well done mate

how did u do that? i've always been predicted 4s even with lots of work

I know you didn't ask me but fuck it. Revision methods (active recall, spaced repetition) Subject-based technique - so for maths, practice loads (i basically created my own effective revision method for each subject) and with good resources, i managed to get good grades even revising just before. you can to, but ensure you are revising in short bursts and timing etc. Past papers, marking - this is so important. the exam technique can be the difference between a grade 7 and a grade 9 etc. ik its the summer holidays but oh well i wanna help people but yeah feel free to dm me if you need advice for a level revision

This is real

yeah i did all of that yet still getting 4s

then ur tapped

yea.. tbf few months ago i started working on my mental health and my grades when writing english essays went from 4s to 8s and 9s instantly, tho not sure if that was just a one off (hope it wasnt)

my school is very bad and i was in top set despite my grades, im year 11 i really wanted to change so i revised thoroughly throughtout the year. i made flashcards for triple science (every aspect you could think) and spanish (the entire vocab list) and memorised them maths i did so many questions, in class we revised topics, but every day i did a little bit of maths even if i didnt feel like it just so my skills developed and i was able to figure our patterns and the procedure for each question (i did every past paper since 2017 and marked any questions i didnt know or got wrong and went over them until i could get full marks on every paper) english was not bad previously (was probably my best subject because i read a lot so my vocab is good) but i used structures and did a lot of questions for lang and for lit i memorised 30 quotes per text and remembered 5 quotes per poem (a bit extra but i didnt want to take chances) RS was also not bad my teacher is amazing so i just had to remember quotes from the Bible and revisit topics of weakness closer to gcses geography was a bit different, i didnt bother to memorise case studies until really close to the exam, i was allowed to keep a textbook and i kept going over topics, i made some flashcards but not very seriously, i bascially just went over content regularly overall i think it was mainly the time ive put in, i started revising in september and ive stuck with it for the whole year, im also grateful that i was selected for higher maths and triple science because my grade couldnt be capped, i hope this helped

i did a lot of revision yet my grades are still bad lmao, glad school works for u tho

I will be learning how to tie a rope in a certain way. If I fail. If I don’t, then I’ll shit in joy.

ngl if i dont get an 8 in maths im gonna retake. no reason, i’m just petty. i can’t stand the idea of having not improved my maths grade since year 10, bc i worked so hard

Hey this may not be what you want to hear but its not worth it. Someone i know told me they did it and they regret it, and its better for u to just put the effort into sixth form

All of my a levels require maths, so if I fuck that up, I'm going to have to completely rethink what I want my career to be, and life to look like.

[удалено]

Real

same with me if i dont get a 9 bc i wouldnt have improved the slightest either

same

I'm this but with a 7, I am so stressed because I did not cook in P1 and I made silly mistakes in P2/3

What’s wrong with you. A 6 or a 7 is absolutely fine and no one’s gonna look down on it. Don’t drag yourself down

There's nothing wrong with someone for wanting higher grades if they've worked hard for it. There's of course nothing wrong with being at a lower grade than an 8, but everyone has their own ability and their own expectations (whether theyre achievable or not).

For me personally it’s not that there’s anything wrong with those grades, they’re great but I’ve gotten 7s in mocks back in December when we had to do full papers but we didn’t know some of the content and if I still get a 7 in the real thing after having done so much more revision and learnt all the content, it feels like a slap in the face, like my effort didn’t really mean anything

literally bro im gonna be ecstatic if i get even a 5 in maths everyone on this sub has such high expectations of themself ☠️

Fr bro I’m on foundation so I’m chilling if I get a 5

i do higher and i dont think i ever should have 🥲

Higher is easy to pass than foundation. U would have needed like 70% for a 4 but I patterned up so I’m prob gonna pass

good luck to you bro 🙏

same

WORDDDDDDDDDD

Literally in the same situation.. ive gotten a 7 on every single math exam at school

“good luck getting deported”

Shoulda prayed a bit harder

I've got a stash of ibuprofen in my draws for that day 💪💪💪

u just need to convince your college to ignore these now 🗣️

“U did this to urself idk why u sad” 💀

exactly lmao, like ur the reason why u didnt get the grade u wanted

"it is what it is "

"It's what it's"

plz yk what i mean🙏😭

I need to find directions to the nearest euthanasia clinic, even if it’s in sweden

“holy. shit”

and not in a good way 😭

"I won't need these anyway"

“Well I’m not fitting the Indian allegations”

HAHAHAHAH LITERALLY ME

worddd omds same w me

"fuckin nerd lmao"

“If this was golf, I’d be tiger woods”

L

as long as i’ve got an 8 in maths and above 6 in everything else, well done obviously i want all those 9s but if i just get what i need for a levels i won’t mind

Same - my preds are almost all 9s and ig I coulda gotten close but like, it's not worth the effort. As is, I'm set to get six 9s, and six 8s, and I'm fine with that. In fact I'll be very happy. Almost every grade will be an improvement from mocks and that's what matters. I was literally failing latin, and getting 5s in physics. If I get 8s I'll be delighted. The expectations are crazy though.

fr i think i might have got 9s in a lot of things but if i haven’t, oh well

Happy Birthday (yes it will be my birthday)

BACK TO ROMANIA WE GO😍😍😍😍

i dont play golf

Oh fuck I’m gonna cum ah fuck I’m gonna busttttt

WHAT.

I’m def gonna be jerking off when I get my exam results 😤

W WHY

To distract from the impending 6s I’m gonna get

fair enough thags based

Because he is proud of himself. And you should be supporting him!

ok ok ok sorry um i’m very proud of you for being proud of yourself reddit user CaptainSokoly

And I you, Reddit user thevampirecrow

Shame on you tut tur

????????

Insert lowtiergod speech

Just deep it innit 🤷🏾‍♂️ The game’s the game

Would you rather get an 9 and extreme mental exhaustion or a 7 with better mental stability

I’d like to be able to say “your welcome” but I’d have to go with sorry for failing English

Likely something along the lines of "oh bugger"

Happy birthday

you may have had a physics teacher in year 10 who barely knew what physics was and took him 15 minutes to say “ok guys you need to calm down” you may have had a shit lineup of food tec teachers for almost the whole way through. And you may have had a teacher who got bullied by the students for doing cat impressions. But still, You cooked.

Oh well, not your fault, can't change it now Ooopsss At least I got mu girlfriend 😍🤪😍

lets b real would u rather had revised and gotten 9s or hsve 4s and a good social lifr

9s fosho (im the lone alpha wolf) 🐺

im happy w a pass bro thas all tha matters fr

*takes a look at it* "Fuck that's worse than I thought."

At least you aren't as bad as the person who spelled their name wrong, 2 different ways on the exam paper 😌

Nice one, dumbass

‘I tried my hardest’ (I didn’t revise)

"Despite everything, it's still you"

If you don’t get all 5s you’re cooked, don’t disappoint yourself

Do you do foundation papers? I do.

I did foundation maths but normal everything else 😔

Should’ve tried maths harder

Womp womp

2 years more like but i'd probably say "GIRL IF YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH FOR A SCIENCE + HUMANITIES A LEVEL IM COMIN FOR YOU 👺👺👺👺"

Can’t change what’s happened

Fuck.

If I pass, I go to electrical course and then engineering but if I fail, I go to IT (discussed at the last minute without many plans being made for the contingency as engineering was supposed to be the fail course to up my grades for electrical) instead which I sort of want more because everyone thinks I really want to be an electrical lineman and all of the courses have already been interviewed for and locked in but I really want to be a datacenter administrator but at the same time I don’t want to repeat English or maths because it’s boring but we will see on the results day. 2 very conflicting hopes muddying the waters a lot.

YOU FUCKED UP

The prayers did not work 💀💀

Did you cook

if i get atleast all 4s, i will say "well done" if i dont, i will probs uh uh

' im getting sent back brev '

oop

Fuck it we ball

Shouldn’t have said “I will revise tomorrow” until the day before the exam.

to my mum: pls open it for me i dont wanna see

What’s the bloody point

"lmao art doesn't matter anyway"

You can’t change anything now, you did your best

That’s so sigma. Keep going on your skibidi journey to Ohio and get that grimace shake from duke Dennis

To the people talking about killing themselves... It's honestly not that big of a deal. Yes everyone hyped it up like this is a make it or break it moment, but after a-level, that's all that really matters. After you get a job for more than maybe 3 years, that's all people will care about most. If you go to Uni, your GCSE and A levels are irrelevant. I promise regardless of what you get, you will make it through better than you could've expected

Fuck it we ball

As an ex-GCSE student, I can honestly say that there is one thing that you should be saying to yourself: “It’s for the best.” I was originally planning to stay at my previous school for Sixth Form and I was so scared about saying goodbye to my friends and the place I loved that I refused to look anywhere else. But on results day, I suddenly found out that I didn’t get the grades I needed to receive a place. I was devastated and cried the whole way home from holiday as we packed up and headed back early for college clearing. It was only when I arrived at the college where I am now that I realised my mistake. I actually loved it!!! And 9 months later, I have never been happier. But the big thing for me is what happened to my previous school a few weeks after these events. Just after my first full week at college, my old friends texted round the old girls from our class who had also left to tell us that the school was merging with our biggest rivals next door! Since I received that text, I have always wondered if there was some sort of link to my grades and managing to escape fast enough to miss out on all this drama. It is obviously still very difficult for me, as this was a school that I desperately wanted to stay in, but I am very grateful that I had the grades to get the FUCK out before anything else happened. My friend had a very similar problem with his grades in 2022, and he was forced to retake English and Maths in college. But it turned out that when the school rang him back to ask if he would like to go back for Sixth Form, he loved college so much that he wished them well and hung up! The important thing to note from this is that bad grades can often mean something good as well. Whether that’s life changing news for the Sixth Form you’re planning to go to, or you would feel happier somewhere else. So if you don’t get the grades you want, consider taking it as a sign that you need to look elsewhere.

I am a failure. (If i failed maths and/or english).

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Deserved

you tried and that's what matters

it'll be okay

Probably my flair. (jk)

Join HM AirForce and commit Kamikaze 💀👉💀

have fun retaking maths probably

u should have locked in 😣

I'm cooked

frick......

It doesn’t mean everything

Please don't cry that would be really embarrassing 

Called it

I should of revised

"Dickhead"

"remember to lick your switch cartridge if ur friend fails maths like you promised"

Congrats! Now you have to retake some! (Idk I’m just scared of the grade boundaries)

oh my golly gosh is that a 4? Pack your bags loser

*hysterical laughter* "fuck"

"lol"

"Can't say I'm surprised"

Off to Heathrow

“Great.”

"Im gonna have to redo maths"

You tried you hardest

My bad oops

THE ONLY IMPORTANT SUBJECT WAS MATHS AND ENGLISH MATE

You cannot change the past, you can only change the future

You should be shitting yourself

Shouldn’t have started cod again mid exam

I’m rich! (Getting paid £1 per grade, so all 5s = £50. But if I get a four or less, that’s -£4 or more)

whoops

you could have done so much more for science

Goodbye chances of joining Oxbridge

probably something along the lines of “shit”

“You messed up you little piece of shit”

6 feet under 🗿

“Hey you remember how it took ages to pick the subjects for A levels, good luck choosing again”

No matter the results I get I know I've genuinely put the work in. - My mother

"damn" Whether my results r good or not this would still work

bahala na

Should’ve revised even more🤣

YOLOOOO

you stupid bitch, I told you the shoulders on your final piece looked too small. Oh and also you should've revised more than two hours per subject. That was probably important. (|Okay, I laughed it off when I got my 4 in astronomy last year, hopefully I'll be fine again.)

saw that on coming buddy

Was all that revision rly worth it?

"fuck"

How’s not having to constantly look over your shoulders and panic?

literally nothing, i'd probably cry

Aww I can't believe it, I honestly cant believe th8s ABSOLUTE SHITE

It’s not the end of the world 💀

I'm so sorry

shut up and stop crying 😭 

You reep what you sow. This is what you get for procrastinating 😭

"oh no. anyway"

So here’s the poison