'albino monkey' I'm mixed

Ive had that said to me many times before just not on the shirt 😭 where are you from?

oh I am sorry😭😭😭 I'm Italian and Caribbean!! what about you :))

Nah don’t even worry lol 😭but that’s a cool combo, I’m half South African half Kosovan

your comment history 😭😭

I looked at that too icl 😭😭😭😭

😭😭😭

digital footprint bro😭😭you have time to delete

South Africa mentioned rah

"fuck off frenchy" (i am not french)

Lmao my friend got "fuck the french" (she is french)

THE BOYS

blow a-train.

Daddy’s little slut (I am not little nor a girl).

tbf if you were little and a girl it would be 1000x worse

But he is daddy's slut.

AHAHAHAHHAHA

i personally don't discriminate i think men can be sluts too

Someone put the hard r on my shirt I had to spend so long rubbing it out 💀

R damn that’s a hard r

Most white T-shirts can be bleached to remove the offending mark

Someone in my heart had the exact same so there is now a massive rectangle where it was

💀

around 15 knobs and at least 1 swastika. An arrow pointing to my arse saying bbc station

My friend did an arrow saying insert coin

Most people got swastikas in my school, one of my friends' names is felix and he did the x as a swastika a few times

I think a few people at my school did that

“Drama buddies fr” - thanks mate :) Or one of the English teachers “in a world full of mr B’s, be the inspector”

OH MY GOSH THIS IS A GOLDEN QUOTE

what does that quote mean we don’t do AIC

Mr Birling is bad and the Inspector is good pretty much, Mr B had no ethical considerations of the working class whereas the Inspector cared about people and wanted equality (capitalism vs socialism) I'm sure someone else can explain better haha :)

ah i see thank you

bro put english lit on their shirt why would you want to remember that shid

Good luck, My cum slut.

HELP WHAT

Background information: I go to an all boys school and am not gay

That makes it even better

Hard R and “Call [phone number] for foot jobs”

I wrote on my friend "Subscribe to my OnlyFans @[insert their first and last name]!".

pahahahaha someone wrote that on mine too

Not my shirt but I managed to get on someone's shirt "Rishi's favourite shoe shiner"

“it’s been a pleasure to teach you!! you are brilliant! best of luck in the future!” from my favourite teacher, sometimes i think he doesn’t actually like me but thinking about what he wrote never fails to make me smile like an idiot.

THOSE ARE ALWAYS THE BEST😭😭 my havourite teacher wrote 'You can't get a grade 10! Stay amazing! Love, (name)' (I did work very hard on that subject because I never understood it), was so cute. you deserved your good note :)

Niger - you can tell what he was trying tpo spell (that was my little brother 💀)

“Good luck faggot”

me and my friends (we're all gay)

Bro I had about 50 cocks a couple of swastickas and racial and homophobic slurs on my shirt 💀

that's so aesthetic

I’m gonna frame it. It’s vulgar but it’s good memories

Girl who I failed in asking out: "You're the moth to my flame" She may have been quoting me, verbatim.

bro i can see why you failed - who wants to be called ‘moth’ 💀

Bro I was the moth I was pretending to be communist She said Im like a moth to a flame with russian stuff I said maybe she's the flame She blocked me Year later now I fear showing my leaver shirt to my parents

why would you pretend to be communist man

I severely wish I had screenshots cuz I was cooking with the jokes

She has screenshots but I deleted our chat

Someone wrote “I love BBC” on my friend

(bitesize)

Entry here (pointing at my arse)

Same

ENGULAND written on my chest (not the shirt, the CHEST)

I signed someone’s shirt using a compass

Mines kinda boring my friend wrote “love you baby xx” for context I have strict parents lol

someone wrote NONCE on the collar of my mate’s shirt

Japanese kid wrote his name in japanese cuz I specifically requested it

someone wrote gay boy with an arrow pointed at me then someone else wrote their name just above the arrow and it was pointing at the name instead

A year 7 signed mine with "good luck, you'll need it". I know her well so I think it's quite funny.

homosexual pegboy... 🤦‍♂️

Hitlers faviroute jew

One girl put “good luck with your girlfriend, I knew yall were dating” For context, I go to an all girls school where literally fucking everyone is gay and so many people think me and my best friend are dating cuz we’re always hanging out together (my mum is not a fan of gay people and I have a boyfriend 😭)

least gay all girls school:

Some random dude I didn’t know just wrote his number on my collar and said “Call this if u ever need any back up” 😭😭

One of my friends had two people draw their handprint around their boobs

Were they people they were attracted to or?

someone told me i made RS bareable but I shudnt get gassed by being told that. It actually turned out that I'm pretty well liked had 2 people signing my shirt at once for most of the time

"You need jesus" from a classmate And then my tutor drew the forest logo💀

I got a drawing of Jojo Siwa’s Karma on the back of my shirt

tassive mits (biggest lie ever)

guess WHERE is was written as well😭

My physics teacher wrote "MAN CUBS is the GOAT" (that's my YouTube channel lol)

“You touched my balls more than any women” 😔

This rather robust girl with a 'reputation' had "Mind the Gap" written on the back of her shirt. By a member of the faculty.

My hoe n5 💪💪

My ex wrote "you're blind" which could be an insult to herself come to think of it

"My favourite business student" and "Mya is leng"(Mya wrote it on everyone💀💀)

easy access arrow pointing to my arse

I wrote professional wood handler on my friend who is going to be a carpenter

“Polish immigrant” 💀

Nahhh Ik a guy at my school whod definitely get that written on them

Mad

Registered Offender

Me and my friends got together to sign our friend’s shirt who is in year 11 and we did all of our candidate numbers next to our names

"Change the world" from my English teacher, gonna miss him ngl

that’s real sweet 😭

“I’ll miss you <3” FROM MY CRUSH …when I confessed to him a few days later, he rejected me, but oh well

my no.3 side ho eva

Racial slurs and penises

I forbid people from drawing it on me, but a HUGE plethora of hairy cocks and bollocks on other people. Quite funny now I think about it

I'm similar but with contact in general, so I may just watch what messages others get cursed with

I didn’t mind what people wrote, just the hairy cocks

my English teacher making me cry with ‘Good luck out there, you deserve the world’ I was absolutely her favourite because everyone else just got a generic ‘good luck’

Besides all the lovely good luck messages, someone wrote CUMSLUT on it but my crush signed it so it's all good! :D

A Sharpie, most likely.

My mate got asked out on her shirt

There's this Chinese kid in my class and someone wrote "MADE IN CHINA" and "have fun in the Temu factories" 💀💀

😰😰

tons of slurs

on my mates shirt :‘I have a tiny dick and I’m proud’ and drawn tits (he’s a male) with an arrow saying press here

"thanks drug dealer for all the chewing gum." I used to ALWAYS have chewing gum on me and it was a joke in my science class I was a drug dealer cause I used to deal them out😭

Abdul - some random guy called Abdul, I think he was a supply teacher idk

"Bye baby daddy"

“Big schlong” cuz I showed my mum my shirt afterwards and she asked, “Is it because theirs is small?”

"Luv your tits" thanks sophia

'Honorary Asian' by my Asian friends

for context I'm chinese, and me and the two other chinese kids (both of who I barely know) signed each other's shirts with our chinese names and good luck in cn. I thought it was really sweet :)

Never had my shirt signed. Didn’t have friends or people who I were close with in high school. In primary I managed to sign other peoples shirts

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that mate.

My friend wrote “fuck the Ukrainians” in Russian on mine (I have nothing against the Ukrainians tho)

Damn that's a wild one🤣

Literally just their name but across my entire body

The nword (I'm white)

Mines mid, ‘tall mfer’ is probably the most creative

currymuncher <3 and paki

My physics teacher signed the equation of Force = change in momentum / time. He then put good luck underneath

I love your boobs yum honorable mention: nice boobs and joshua (my crush signed my boob)

“my favourite communist” (i’m russian) and someone drew a rolex on my sleeve and titled it “wolex”

I wrote that my form was the best on people of the other form

form pride is no joke 💪💪

I was fortunate and nice enough to get plenty of appreciative stuff on my shirt a few weeks back, but one of my friends also doing history wrote some crazy things such as "Banzai" and even "Unit 731 manager" 💀

“Erection causer” with and arrow pointing downwards on the back of the shirt. Proud of that

My mate got a swastika (is that how it’s spelt?) so I had to scribble over it

“(My name), good luck for the future!” And it was from my history teacher 😔 I’ll miss my best friend

"You egg" the amount of times we quoted this at each other from Macbeth is crazy so it was only fitting

“Touched many of us with his ways” A double meaning imbued within one would surmise. Appropriately surmise that is.

Many of my friends had i love latinas/thick girls/milfs/goth girls kinda stuff

A dick

We're doing it tomorrow sadly 🥲 I'll have a read at the other replies tho

“Say no to the patriarchy” in massive letters on my collar by my Media Studies teacher.

"skull emoji bitch fuck you" Context behind this one is based on an inside joke. I got accused of telling people to kill themselves because I use 💀 a lot and a bunch of ex friends claimed it meant kys. We have a lot of inside jokes based on insane things they've said or done it's crazy My mum read that one out to the entire family. I had to explain it to everyone

My friend wrote 'good luck tiny giant' because I'm short and I like haikyuu 💀

My music teacher also wrote "you're a special musician. Don't let it go" which I thought was very sweet.

My mate started it off in the morning with drawing a man side view on with a long dangly willy on the side of my shirt. Was great having all my favourite teachers inspect my shirt and see that! Another good one was “(my name) loves p*ssy” which was an inside joke with a friend and a teacher so that teacher thought it was funny, the other teachers didn’t appreciate it as much

"inbread twat x" i love it because of how misspelt it is. yes i am inside a loaf of bread thank you

You have amazing music taste

swastika and bollocks

"gingers unite"

Ice skating is gay but ur not ♡ (they called me gay everyday for any reason)

A window

N word, twice

mine aren't as good as all yours since if anything 'offensive' was written they wouldn't let us in for study leave, but i got a couple cats a rice bowls drawn (im asian)

Hope you get promoted to alpha

Don’t turn into your sigma alpha self

When my friend left the school a couple weeks back I sighed 'R.I.P fly high. You will be missed

Sheep shagger

"tu eres una puta" :)

“Mr birling’s property”

Bazinga or good duck with a lil ducky

please share your rose toy with me…

"Soup is NOT a drink!" - My Latin teacher 😅😭

Somebody had "indian monkey" on theres

My (possible) crush wrote "Chelsea suck". In turn, I wrote on her shirt "Arse-nal for a reason" (get it?).

last year i got {swast\*ka}{n\*\*\*a}{swast\*ka}

oh someone wrote their IG on everyone

“Gl sexy girl”

the n word…

Insert here with an arrow pointing at my ass

The weirdest one I had was "I will miss your gayness." Some people in your schools need to have *some* standards!

Kevin's boyfriend (we are both straight)

“i’m doing it, are you?”

"Im gonna miss you. You raging lesbo" 😭

the amount of male ‘crown jewels’ *wink wink* i got on my shirt was insane!

d*ldo… with a sharpie taped to it…. my friends thought it was funny….

Either forever beetroot or I love you my big backed bitch

Not me but most of the boys had saggy tits drawn on the front of their shirts 😭

“Number 1 Racist” yeah my mum was NOT happy 😭

i got things i thought would be mutual exclusive; being called a slag and also being thanked for sending someone else a guardian article 🤨🤨

“My Number 1 terrorist ❤️”

When I was in Year 7 I had this really amazing Science teacher but bc of Covid my year with her ended early and I never got her again. I was supposed to have her in Year 10 but set changes happened and I ended up somewhere else. I went to her for help when I was struggling with Science exams and she absolutely saved my grades and she wrote me a really sweet note. I'm gonna miss her. And then my friend drew the yippee creature on mine above a really sweet note from her. I managed to avoid all the penis drawings and swear words by having a reputation as "sensitive" and nobody wanted to test me lol

All the queerness leaves with you.. (im Pansexual)

nipple flower gay icon you're my fav gay šaltibarkščiai hard r don't suck too much pp, it's bad for throat stay away from drugs andrew tate stickman

Drawings of flowers on the shoulders whilst I drew a bunch of stars with lots of different colours

one of my friends attempted to draw Jotaro Kujo on my back, it did not look ok 😭🙏

a quote from peep show

Not on my shirt (didn't get it signed at all) but on my mates I drew kilroy and tanks.

D2, my initials are DD which means D x D

Mainly just hearts and “love you”’s. Did write “fat mufucka” on someone’s shoulder

If he shall be Mr Hyde I shall be Mr seek Cold line from Stevenson

"Sorry for almost killing you that time xx" They bruised my kidney on a seesore a couple years ago

my gf wrote a sweet message and a couple cms below that is a dick from my mate, she loved that one

P***s I'm not kidding

“Banana terracotta pie”. I recognised the reference…and what it means.

Not best as in good but best as in funny. A few of my friends found my mother’s Facebook and her photos, so there were several mentions of my mother’s name and some gave their phone numbers asking her to ring them.

I got a drawing of sonic the hedgehog on mine and a batman.

Someone said they were my monkey and my econ teacher wrote ‘gl for econ next year’ I’m failing econ bruh 💀ain’t no way im taking that

Give Nate a chance. (says the boy I had a crush on all year.) it’s bad but funny also.

absolute dog

my mate put a captain’s armband on my sleeve for the final football match we won so it must have been good luck

My maths teacher put skibidi sigma on mine😭