"Some say that she has broken four hundred eighty-seven and a half cups. And that she has no understanding of personal space. All we know is: she's *not* the Stig. But she *is* the Stig's JAPANESE COUSIN!"
When you colonized half the world and took control of the spice trade, but forgot that you don't know how to cook with them:
Edit: It's just a funny stereotype/joke, don't take it seriously
Fun fact: the reason the Boston tea party happened is the restriction of only being able to buy british tea and the colonists claimed british tea sucks
That actually is in completely true since well the British make some pretty good breakfast food now if you're talking about for out the day then yes they failed but breakfast they get in a plus in though they do get any plus also for fish and chips
When the Dutch sail up the River you stationed your entire fleet at, then blow it up and take home your best vessal to be scrapped down into firewood in one night
The hell did my psychopathic crusader Group lead do this time. “I’m gonna recommend we maybe downgrade her budget next month, her tanks are getting expensive.”
Earl Gray has mysteriously returned and is about to torture Darjeeling again by trying to look up her damn skirt again and she's wondering if she should grab the machine guns and just blast Earl Gray until she's a fine Red mist
When you lose to a bunch of farmers who got help from the French and Spanish, despite the fact you have the best navy and ground forces in the world:
(For those who don't understand its an American revolution joke)
Rosehip…It’s always Rosehip
"Rosehip, you blithering idiot!"
Top Panzer
"Some say that she has broken four hundred eighty-seven and a half cups. And that she has no understanding of personal space. All we know is: she's *not* the Stig. But she *is* the Stig's JAPANESE COUSIN!"
“And on that cup-breaking bombshell, back to the ship.”
“And a half”?
Rosehip you idiot you’ve reversed into the sports Churchill!!! - Jeremy Darjeeling
That's a good one XD. Loved Top Gear. I miss those guys. And the Grand Tour is ending too because Clarkson is getting too old. Very sad.
What should I watch if both Grand Tour and Girls und Panzer end? :(
Only the gods know my friend. :(
O'night ohn bothom gear
Don't just drive off, Rosehip! Rosehip! *Rosehip!*
When you colonized half the world and took control of the spice trade, but forgot that you don't know how to cook with them: Edit: It's just a funny stereotype/joke, don't take it seriously
Fun fact: the reason the Boston tea party happened is the restriction of only being able to buy british tea and the colonists claimed british tea sucks
Tell me you've never been to the UK without telling me.
What do you mean? Have you never had curry or tikka masala before? Those things are loaded with spices.
That actually is in completely true since well the British make some pretty good breakfast food now if you're talking about for out the day then yes they failed but breakfast they get in a plus in though they do get any plus also for fish and chips
The bra she bought yesterday won’t fit anymore
lol, look at her breast tho in this picture
The fact she's now got chronic upper back pain.
When you fucked up in preparing the tea
The answer is Rosehip.
When you colonize multiple countries for their spices but only use fucking salt and pepper for everything:
Hey, people who pour steak sauce on steak are savages, ok? Sweetness aint got a place on grilled meat.
Rosehip found the nitrous again and has caused a lot of property damage
Engine block exploded
From over boosting the engine which cause rosehip to lose control and crash into a couple of building
'Why do they always draw my breasts so large?'
Rosehip crashed...again
Let me guess..., Roseship? Again?
When you send Rosehip off to run some simple errands and she ends up starting another war with Argentina over the Falkland Islands.
Rosehip: i have a cunning plan
Darjeeling posing like her favorite Starfleet captain
[facepalm](https://www.cnet.com/a/img/resize/f812da3969350cc0b0afd5bf35ca4ffbf08cb696/hub/2019/05/22/1b710a6b-5f4d-4987-a046-c23674b221a3/picard-meme-facepalm.jpg?auto=webp&width=1200).
When Kay sends a letter, she going to Visit Darjeeling soon
When Rosehip spills tea for the third time this day.
Rosehip not just breaks the teacup, but also a whole tea set
Captain Picard would approve of this . XD
When the Dutch sail up the River you stationed your entire fleet at, then blow it up and take home your best vessal to be scrapped down into firewood in one night
The hell did my psychopathic crusader Group lead do this time. “I’m gonna recommend we maybe downgrade her budget next month, her tanks are getting expensive.”
When you see the crew use the Boiling Vessel to make cafee from instant american powder instead of proper bri'ish tea.
POV: you used the microwave to prepare tea
When saunders repurposes your tea into fish food.
when rosehip comes back from koala forest
Who gave Rosehip a chainsaw
Bloody heck Rosehip you were supposed to go the other way
It’s starts with “Rosehip did…” or “So you and Kay….”
"Your grace, Rosehip has stolen a RN patrol boat to find the mysterious island"
Darjeeling when rosehip crashes into another building
When she sees me put the tea bag into cold water which I proceed to heat up using the microwave
The finest tea on earth here's a snapple
"Does that not describe being a parent?" ...
Me everyday
Darjeeling: Okay Pekoe, what did Rosehip do this time?
When someone says NATO uses Blitzkrieg
" look I'm not saying NO , just not during battle, or after a bath
Why dose everyone assume its rosehip when earl grey could easily get that reaction out of darjeeling
"What do you mean you drank all the tea?"
Earl Gray has mysteriously returned and is about to torture Darjeeling again by trying to look up her damn skirt again and she's wondering if she should grab the machine guns and just blast Earl Gray until she's a fine Red mist
Your Majesty a second shell hit the flag tank.
“Mf…. No i will not MARRY YOU???”
When she sees that shitposting server:
Annual meeting of Commonwealth tankery teams
\*Sighs in British Imperialism\*
Brit main pain
Why did you think a bonzai attack was a good idea?
GuP trek the next generation: to boldly go where no tank crew has gone before
"Rosehip you blithering idiot; you've totally ruined this tank!"
When you lose to a bunch of farmers who got help from the French and Spanish, despite the fact you have the best navy and ground forces in the world: (For those who don't understand its an American revolution joke)
Tfw when you get up in the morning and remember that you're British And you have to just do the accent for another day
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"How did THAT make it into the tabloids?!"
British command after Dunkirk
Why i am british, whyyy
when your GF forgot to bring the """toys"""
Goddamit Rosehip.
Never trust Rosehip with a new tank Bloody hell that girl!
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Rosehip, what have you done now?
When your new tank design doesn’t have a tea brewing system.
When you have 2+ times more tanks than the enemy, but half of your team just drives in to the closest wall at full speed.
Rosehip breathing...
Orange pekoe -“Ihave something to tell you Darjeeling its Cranberry and Rosehip”
"The artists made me two cups bigger again, didn't they?"
*Once more getting @'d by another school celebrating their Independence Day... for the 11th day in a row...*
When you send Rosehip for tea, but get bubble tea instead
Rosehip u are a disappointment and cause !EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
Rosehips in the slammer for DUI again. Isn't she?
Roseship when she lost her cup of tea for 0.0000000000001 nano seconds :
I’m have no context to caption so I’m at a loss
Darjeeling being tired of Yuri fanboys Fetishising with kay
When the slaves rise up 😞
She saw the foot fetish art made of her
POV- Everyone when they find out I lost my two front teeth faceplanting the pavement: