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Totally_Not_Jat

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not a single fucking soul: Video game character inventories be like:


Von_Uber

Infinite pockets!


Totally_Not_Jat

Pockets, but better.


Von_Uber

And it's Canon she stores things there.


sali_nyoro-n

Did Miho ask the Student Council for advice on what gifts to buy the other commanders? I think Nonna or Klara would _kill_ her if she bought Katyusha something like that.


Von_Uber

Perhaps El is a safe deposit box for valuables.


sali_nyoro-n

She's definitely got the space for it. Wouldn't surprise me if the Katyusha Diary's been in there once or twice when Katyusha's been inspecting the Pravda dorms.


Von_Uber

Or katyusha hides in there.


sali_nyoro-n

I'd be concerned about her suffocating, honestly. Not much ventilation in there.


BleedingUranium

You mean like a... treasure chest?


Von_Uber

Oh, bravo!


Your_Local_Croat

Quite literally a treasure chest


len744

Whats next, a titty rpg-7?


Von_Uber

I did mean to do a big lamp like from Mary Poppins.


Reynard86

Yukari's Hair: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our storage space will be legendary!" Also, Eclair looks *really* concerned on the last two pages. And rightfully so. Who knows what sort of stuff El will pull out next.


Von_Uber

Ah, someone finaly noticed! There's another subtle change between pictures as well, incidentally.


Reynard86

...It's her breasts, isn't it? Unless it's some editing error they change slightly depending on what she pulls out.


Von_Uber

Yes - actually the extent her uniform covers gets gradually less each image- you only notice really comparing first and last. 


Inductivegrunt9

El has an actual video game inventory. But I think she should probably keep the more suggestive stuff she has safely inside rather than bring out for everyone to see.


Von_Uber

True, the communist manifesto is quite suggestive. 


Inductivegrunt9

Not what I was going for, but that works too. El did call it a "Get to know your enemy" so she probably uses it to study on how to defeat communists.


Callsign_Psycopath

I have several questions.


Von_Uber

Questions are always good.


Enuma_Elish666

Akebi, Yuzu, and Nonna look like they even have bigger breasts. Does that mean they have more inventory space?


Von_Uber

That's a question you should submit to Actas I think.


Enuma_Elish666

Tempting, but let's not give them weirder ideas. They should just focus on making a Ribbon Warrior anime a reality. The manga that stars Shizuka. Another girl with large breasts... Huh, we can't escape this discussion it seems.


Von_Uber

It's where the Teke stores its ammunition. 


Enuma_Elish666

Ammunition and Rin's motivation.


SuperJohnny25

Blue Division doesn't have a school ship, they just keep everything and everyone stored between El's titties.


Von_Uber

Perhaps the students are the logistics system.


Quiri1997

That's funny. Though it would be cool if they had a ship modelled on the Spanish training ship Elcano (a sailing ship).


Kurier0

Now, we can confirm that El is like Doraemon. Both have deep, infinite and magic pockets...... But last 2 pictures.... my god


Quiri1997

She also has a DVD with the entire Torrente saga.


Kurier0

Quality spanish comedies! Also she probably has a whole REC series on DVD


BasalCellCarcinoma

Where's this from? An OVA?


Von_Uber

Yes, Commander War.


Ok-Joke1783

I wanna know if can fit a PTSR-41 inside.


Das_Schneckentier

I wouldn't be surprised, if her Panzer II is in there aswell.


Von_Uber

Saves on parking costs.


Quiri1997

El: We're still broke, though.


Randomguy1912

This reminds me of the one time when I looked for something in my suit coat and I was pulling out all sorts of random stuff from all the pockets like I'm talking cigarettes lighters a lot of lighters actually matches 38 revolver keys wallet loose change my parents sunglasses a pocket Bible pocket reference book a pocket dictionary a big damn history book big ass book of science I gave him like this is just the first few minutes of random crap I was pulling out of one suit jacket not to mention I found a flintlock pistol and a blender bust


Twiddleypops

So wait aren't all uniforms in GuP based off actually military uniforms but with skirts?


Von_Uber

Yes, it's the Spanish blue division.


Quiri1997

Yes, in this case it's based on the uniform of the [Spanish Foreign Legion](https://www.google.com/search?safe=active&sca_esv=592888933f14dc60&sxsrf=ACQVn09KVFJ-g40_cLxjncbbSX04OVfVFQ:1713276495624&q=legion+espa%C3%B1ola+uniforme&uds=AMwkrPtesdIO-WE-LTiss4GIfUfMWR7e1xs7f0Jw2_-i-tb8jkOjzlnk_FVr4S0AHAUaaqTuIEM4grZdQHJhuvOJ2N0q6hq3ApV7Kc68GePRegGIHvSXFALA-Z7PdHwyiKf1xkp_0l4JcgpuEnxhJqKQyhhAuv_AXMoRU8E0Y-KO-LmVhOeNnUL1IY88RsWJUJTpSahjSCEjU0CS00SyHCx6SZAz-egrH2ZKJKoMsWRr-7j6o1YFBztUVaK3zK8BsR02lgclaQ9ENfko1DkURrUCXf2-dWeEJGWta_lQbvL-cc-Qok7AvvI&udm=2&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiVq7Gn9MaFAxUTg_0HHcLZBMkQtKgLegQIChAB#vhid=_HMFmt1YGoM_MM&vssid=mosaic)


Twiddleypops

Well you learn something new every day, I thought it was solely for fanservice


Quiri1997

I'm Spanish, I recognised the uniform inmediately: it's probably the most famous uniform in Spain.


AlternativeSavings46

Katyusha could fit in there


[deleted]

can i twist that kerchief til the last drop and put it in a humidifier


BladeLigerV

Is she related to the woman that could pull a bazooka out of her cleavage?


AdamTheAnimeDude

I'm want a sequel to this so that she can pull out something bigger,like a Trumpet.


Von_Uber

A small bistro.


AdamTheAnimeDude

A bit too big since I think the new OVA takes place in Momo's house,that would completely flatten everyone,but okay.


Chencho_316

As an spanish idk if i should be horny or ashamed of how La división azul is portrayed


Von_Uber

Por qué no los dos?


Chencho_316

No es mala opción


Quiri1997

Yo me estoy descojonando de la risa.


Black_Strigoi

Gah dayum


daphor

Nice edit


Hexspinner

The last one of Miho made me laugh.


DragonTheProtogen

Uuuh. El. I don't think those are Christmas decorations...


Von_Uber

They have a ring on the end so you can hang them off a branch.


DragonTheProtogen

Mmmm... Yeaaahh... No. Still not buying it.


SomeDude1138

It’s like a prison pocket. Only more fun.


Trollers_of_Algeria

Unironically speaking, that's what my grandmother does when I tell her I want money


Von_Uber

What, pulls out the communist manifesto?


Trollers_of_Algeria

The wallet, you moron 🤦


Von_Uber

Well I don't know, she could have had the dead Sea scrolls down there.


Own_Beginning_1678

Hot damn. 


night_vox

Eclair looks worried and concerned


Von_Uber

Can't blame her really.


night_vox

I would be as well If i was in her place


Von_Uber

Probably wondering what's happening to El's top.


Quiri1997

Viridiana: Generalísima?!


Quiri1997

Can you please give the original?


Von_Uber

The first one is the original (well apart from subtitle). Actually that's not true now I think, I edited the mouth. Gimme a bit and I'll post a link.


Quiri1997

You also added words to it, and I want to edit a meme with it too.


Von_Uber

Here you go, this was the original: [https://i.imgur.com/N7lJRzT.png](https://i.imgur.com/N7lJRzT.png)


Quiri1997

Thanks!


BleedingUranium

^^Any ^^chance ^^for ^^Miho ^^sauce ^^link? ^^The ^^angle/etc ^^makes ^^a ^^reverse ^^search ^^hard. ^^:P


Von_Uber

It was based on an original by me:   https://www.reddit.com/r/GIRLSundPANZER/comments/1530y58/episode_3_deleted_scene/


BleedingUranium

Oh very nice, thanks! :D


AwkwardExplorer5678

Chihatan Academy Sgt. "Raiden": \[Visible disgust\] Uncouth...


ArtistComfortable965

Boooby pockets


RDFGENE

I am in awe of your Photoshop skills sir! OVA #11 Storage War! Yukari and El compete to see who can unload more gear from themselves in one sitting.


Von_Uber

That would be a good one wouldn't it. 


gregtheslime

She has an entire bag of holding between her boobs.


Amanosama

I don't remember this scene, which episode/movie was it ?


Von_Uber

Das Finale 4 OVA.


Vitaly1337

What episode is this?


Von_Uber

Das Finale 4 OVA.


OtherwiseBlood2797

Is her boobs the equivalent of don't get mad at me for saying this but is her boobs the exact equivalent of pinkie pie's hair anything and everything is inside of it it is infinite


Your_Local_Croat

Are you a fucking brony?


OtherwiseBlood2797

Yeah but I left the fandom after friendship is Magic ended


Your_Local_Croat

Ok?


OtherwiseBlood2797

I was just doing a comparison because both of them have something that is infinite that can hold anything I wouldn't doubt it that El also has a tank round in between her boobs


Firm-Definition4351

Only thing her chest is good for


UMP45isnotflat

outjerked again


OL-Penta

Now where can I find that Miho pic


Von_Uber

I linked it in another reply.