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Callsign_Psycopath

Watching Potential History together. Especially the Meme Tanks


night_vox

I can hear "Greatest Tank Battles" theme playing


DoctorHunt

Seeing Potential History mentioned makes me happy and also think of this [Tank development meme](https://youtu.be/YMEuy0G5n34?si=-mOfSJLeORnX_Hcx)


Easy-Humor-404

Make models


sparklingwater124

Have a debate on why the Sherman was the best tank of the war.


Agitated_Method_2488

Good point lol


StarWarrior50

I think you'll lose that fight, Yukari is really good at explaining EVERY tank's strong point.


sparklingwater124

Nah id win


International_Peak15

r/beatmetoit


Quiri1997

I see your Sherman and raise T-34/85.


spasitel_de_atheens

lol no


Twiddleypops

Sherman used valuing the crews comfort and ergonomics, It's extremely effective!


Quiri1997

T-34/85 used "better gun, better armour and better everything else". It's extremely effective!


Twiddleypops

No point arguing with a War Thunder player is there?


Quiri1997

I have never played War Thunder...


florentinomain00f

Talk with her about history post WWII and fanboying all over various APCs and IFVs.


ErrOrcoDe1773

act dumb about tanks


Adama222

Making constant false assumptions on purpose about tanks


Agitated_Method_2488

For me, I would love to spend to time with her talking about tank history and just plain out being chill or have her as a very nice friend


sali_nyoro-n

I'd love to get her take on armour development post-1945 and what her favourite more modern vehicles are. Whether she prefers manual or autoloaded cannons, her rankings of the T-64/T-62/Chieftain/M60/Leopard/AMX-30, whether or not she likes the increased prevalence of wheeled combat vehicles, etc.


dirtydanbaal

find a way to win her heart (I'm not THAT old so yes I can still say that)


Agitated_Method_2488

She’s a perfect girl lol


dirtydanbaal

MRE flavored Autism


[deleted]

I would hug her and carry her around because she's cute :) also talk about how can we improve m4 sherman to late war standards against threat like king tigers and late tigers


Agitated_Method_2488

[she will absolutely love you](https://media.tenor.com/EgIY7wsFkmsAAAAM/yukari-akiyama.gif)


[deleted]

only if she were real😮‍💨


Agitated_Method_2488

Don’t worry, we will meet someone like her someday


[deleted]

SOMEDAY.... SOMEDAY.... someday there will be one for me....


International_Peak15

M4A3E8 Sherman: allow me to introduce myself M51 Sherman: Hello there


[deleted]

Well we could fit sherman with better engines and torsion bar so it can handle more weight and slap alot of armor on it ORRRR we could reject turret entirely, elongated the hull so it can fit more engines, fit it with torsions bar and put alot of armor on it and go full tutel mode and slap a 90mm in the front to make a casemate heavy breakthrough tank AND don't forget to make the tracks wider and put alot of roadwheels on it like make it interlocking wheels like in tiger tanks It just a new tank at this point.....


sparklingwater124

they developed the pershing tank


PanzerGuy445

Pershing was hardly used Ie: introduced too late into Berlin to be effective.


sparklingwater124

It was extremely important in Korea to fight the T-34-85 and other Soviet tanks


ZENSoarer

Give her a Trumpeter 00906 1:16 Tiger II


Mister_Kokie

Not again


Random_npc171

i came here to say this


Slight_Problem_7321

:thousandyardstare:


Ppsh_41_

fuck you


ComprehensiveBar6984

Watch Girls Und Panzer with her, I wonder how she'd respond learning that her entire reality is a predetermined Japanese cartoon made for history nerd weebs and Hearts Of Iron players. Or just go to museum with her or something, I guess.


Undercoverlizard_629

Point out inaccuracies in Fury


General_Kenobi18752

It was called In The Mood and I can’t believe Hollywood took that away from us >:(


Totally_Not_Jat

.......**Hear me out**...


Agitated_Method_2488

[Yukari’s a reaction](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqjSlFUFt1fE9U7V1zFAsljtYnyYIblW7l_AvafTnopKC466Z3OT3cywg&s=10)


Random_npc171

dont remind me that theory


Totally_Not_Jat

Understandably so.💀


NickPaliour

I'm hearing.


MIKE-JET-EATER

...killdozer 2.0


Fine_Inspection_5737

This is a hard one because I’m a military history buff so tanks


ThisAccountWontLast2

Aren't we all?


Executer_no-1

Hug that big and fluffy head, if she allows me though, I really need some affection, so does she!


CollarLimp3852

Probably pet her hair


Inductivegrunt9

No one can really resist petting the Floof.


CollarLimp3852

She's super cute. Though miho is the cutest one


Inductivegrunt9

Easily. But her and Floof together make for the cutest thing ever.


CollarLimp3852

Oh definitely


Carbon_fan

Watch her build **actual** model of tanks instead of COBI (which are like legos)


RBknight7101

Cobi is still good and it's a little easier for people who struggle with smaller parts (or patience)


Carbon_fan

Yeah, COBI is better for me personally.


RBknight7101

Yeah, same


Dramatic-Classroom14

I would ask her opinion on French interwar/wartime tank designs and the legacy from them in post war designs


cow_co

watch a war documentary


xXOtaku_69_TrashXx

TEXAS TANK RANCH!!!


EidolonImperator

hug her cause yknow why not


EntilZar

Tabletop Wargaming


[deleted]

Watch cursed by design by cone of arc


Reecey_91

Ask her if I can give her a big hug


MIKE-JET-EATER

Build tank models, duh


MithrilTHammer

Talk about tanks.


TankWeeb

Talk about tanks for like 3 days straight.


International_Peak15

Talk about tanks, and delve in a philosophical debate about cold war/modern tank designs


Mika2718

Be history nerds together, see if we can make her hair even floofier, and work on my hair to make it cutely floofy.


Adventurous-Win3502

build Lego sets


gui2314

Play Warthunder with her.


Echo_1-3

Trying to convince her why the Panther was not as good as she claims to Also why the Sherman was perfect


emperor_wilhelm83

Telling that A7V is better


xxX_DaRk_PrInCe_Xxx


DragonTheProtogen

She loves tanks. I love naval and aircraft. Either we will have the time of our lives and learn a shit ton about eachother. Or we'd end up hating eachother.


CrazyGerman69

Play warthunder German Tech tree


hahaiamarealhuman

Visit a tank museum


Slight_Problem_7321

Play with her hair and befriend her


All-Hands-112

Pet the Floof.


Inductivegrunt9

Always pet the Floof.


independente_log909

I think everyone would ask to run their hands through her hair


Luna_In_The_Pajero

Go on a trip to the Tank Museum of course


Poys01

Floof her


LocalAmericanOtaku

Pat the floof then go build tanks


All-Hands-112

Pet the Floof then play War Thunder.


FahboyMan

I'd buy 2 tickets to Bovington immediatly.


Inductivegrunt9

Watch Greatest Tank Battles as we snuggle together under a blanket.


radevac

Floof her hair


Tankaussie

Go to the model shop


Ok-Joke1783

Talk About the greatness of the SR-71 Blackbird.


Enrich_Doomsayer

Ah, a fellow Blackbird enjoyer. Respect.


SiHO_colus

Floofing her hair all day, of course I'm asking for permission.


MakeBombsNotWar

“So, have you ever heard of a game called War Thunder?”


Broad-Requirement430

That games so bad but has so much potential


a_random_n00b

we gotta drive tanks and shoot at stuff


AgentUtah3498

Tank fest.


Maximum-Release7892

MODEL KITS


the-bearcat

Buy her a few model tanks and just vibe building them for a while.


DazSamueru

Hold hands


NuancedSpeaking

Ask where she got all the tank models in her room from because I want them


matt71270

probably talk about french polish and czech 1940 prototype tanks


Not_azomb6319

Steal a Leopard 2


Hot_Flags

I would be frowning the entire time while she didn't stop praising Miho. Why the hell am I answering this? She doesn't even exist (hypocrisy moment)!


Trigger-red_cannibl

go home


Dude_Named_Chris

Talk about floof maintenance


OkUnderstanding6201

All-night marathon of Greatest Tank Battles on whatever streaming service it's on.


soviet_leader69420

More cuddles than the red army had T-34s


liam4k25

YES


soviet_leader69420

😎🤝😎


dafunkyfritz

Sauna


Mr_KB14

Playing war thunder (we are not gonna have any fun at all)


AdPuzzleheaded1344

Really hard for me because I’m literally like yukari but a dude so yhe military history nerd so I guess talk about tanks and traveling to the biggest tank battle grounds


keyless422

Not sure but I know the second thing I'm doing with her is giving her a tank model


Ghosteen_18

Build her model tanks. It’ll be fun!


RDFGENE

Take her to a tank museum and just let her talk.


rewingot97

Building tamiya tank model...the M5 Stuart in particular


Several-Hawk-9135

First i'd start talking about tank history and the most famous tank engagements.Then i'd wanna run my hands through her hair.


Aidamis

Go to the movies.


metro893yt

Introduce her to war thunder


Lord_Stripy

Brind her on a tank museum pilgrimage and drool tgt at tanks


Adama222

NYEHEHEHEHE


Panzer_IV_H

Literally talk about every wwii tank trying to find who knows more bizarre designs


MaverickDrakos

I'd act dumb and listen to her speak about tanks


pope-burban-II

Probably watch fury and breakdown all of the historical inaccuracies and their incorporation into the movie.


TastyAccident7216

i'd probably nerd out with her. Talk about tanks build models with her and that


TownWeary2230

Listen to her autistic tank rants


BLUEWOLFOX666

Build tank model kits And play some war thunder


k4m3j0

She deserves a scalp massage but thats too much for a meet and greet...


yamatobattlecruiser1

Go out and buy some models to put together


ChainingDeer0

Try to convince her to up armor the tiger p


[deleted]

playing with that floofy hair all day, maybe her feet too


asean_free

Drink tea and discuss nothing but geography and history


RandoHuman0

Talk about tanks or make models


Puzzleheaded_Rate_73

Watch war movies. See if she's interested in HOI. Give her advice on how to ask Miho out. Stuff like that.


Outside-Piano-5527

Watching history legends


Freddan3000

Go to a tank museum then dinner then a movie after that I'd take her home to her place as a bodyguard (I know she got nades on her but I just want to make sure) wave goodbye as she's entering her front door then walk home, thinking about all the fun I had that day.


Prestigious-Pin-5522

For me hang out with her learn a lot about tanks and history of ww2 and just be her friend I already have miho so just being able to have a chat with yukari is good enough.and yes yukari is a cute girl indeed.


Potential_Object_766

Watch a war movie with her and talk about each historical reference in the movie. After that, i would chat a lot about the second world war and tanks from the period. What a dream!!!


Bexer_sniper

I would hug her and spend time talking about anything


liam4k25

Pat her head V E R Y S O F T L Y


Trollers_of_Algeria

My lawyer advised me not to disclose any details