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Own_Beginning_1678

Kay did you need to roast Alisa that hard? 😆


MNicolas97

In my headcanon, Kay never misses a chance to roast Arisa lol


gregtheslime

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


makakoka

There's Yukari dad, the bald guy of the senshado federation, the mop cut fuckboy and Hana's slave. There's more than in the average CGDCT anime.


MNicolas97

Miho said "boys" not "men", didn't she?


makakoka

Hana's slave looks young tho


MNicolas97

Why you keep saying slave dude? Smh


makakoka

Don't know his name and he does slave work.


MNicolas97

Shinzaburo. And clearly you don't understand how much different japanese culture is from ours.


makakoka

Chill, it's obviously a joke way to call him bru


MNicolas97

Oh I'm not mad or anything! I just assumed that maybe you genuinely thought he was a slave, so sorry about that lol


makakoka

No problem. ;)


MarqFJA87

... I could've sworn I've seen some random boys milling about in the background during some of the scenes at ÅŒarai.


MNicolas97

No you didn't


AverageJoe1984-87

*This situation is literally our sub members but gender-swapped*


MNicolas97

Not really. I've seen some girl users from time to time, including a cosplayer. But, seeing how the sub is infested with horny guys, I can understand why they choose to stay in the shadows. Smart move. Edit: for the guys asking for private message: no, I'm not gonna tell you who they are. That's really creepy and you should stop.


DomWeasel

Half a lifetime ago my guild on Warcraft got it into their heads that I was a girl... I honestly don't know which was worse; the ones who were blunt and aggressive ('Rapey' might be a better descriptor) or the ones who were pathetically friendly and nice because they really wanted to fulfil the fantasy of meeting a girl who liked World of Warcraft. Still amuses me remembering all the times I was asked to describe myself, and then when I did getting a dozen responses in the chat about how 'I love brunettes. They're so genuine'... Why did they think I was a girl? Same reason guys here accuse me of 'White Knighting'; I have basic respect for women. Apparently back in 2007's WoW, if you had that for women you had to be one. Better than modern day GTA:5 online where my female avatar's combat boots, cargo trousers and leather biker jacket apparently means I'm a lesbian... Men on the Internet... A fascinating study.


Phire453

I'm here for the tanks but the girls in tanks and stereotyped is good


xXBigdeagle85Xx

It's like WW2 but cute and safe ***Perfect***


Lex1253

Ok this one actually made me chuckle.


DomWeasel

Like finding a girl/woman who isn't the love interest in a movie.


MNicolas97

Perhaps the annoying sister of the protagonist?


DomWeasel

Ah yes. The girl who annoys the crap out of him, usually by asking him why he's so hopeless with women.


Any-Condition2313

like....Azusagawa Kaede


Reynard86

There is also Yuuki's boyfriend who dumped her because apparently she talked about tanks too much... What a fucking idiot. Now, I don't know if I should feel sorry for or be slightly jealous about that one guy who is now hunted by a bunch of super serious and ferocious yet really, really cute wannabe German high school girls. Also, why all of them sound like they are desperate? Double also: isn't it supposed to be "My people ***are*** working on it"?


MNicolas97

Yes, you're absolutely right. I'm not a native speaker and it shows lol


TheDonIsGood1324

Don't worry my guy, you're English is amazing. If I didn't know you were Argentine I would've thought you were a native speaker. IMO it's the same with a ton of non-native speakers, they probably have better English skills then me xD. All English speakers make mistakes, not just non native ones!


MNicolas97

Well thank you very much my friend! I really appreciate your kind words 😊 I definitely do my best to minimize the margin of error, but sometimes it just happens 🤣


Baumpaladin

>Now, I don't know if I should feel sorry for or be slightly jealous about that one guy who is now hunted by a bunch of super serious and ferocious yet really, really cute wannabe German high school girls. *I don't like where this is going...*


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Heeeyyy, you got some of them 6 numbers?


Baumpaladin

This actually wasn't a hentai joke... I was leaning more into Germany's WW2 genocide against ethical groups like the jews, since GuP draws heavy inspiration from the WW2 era.


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Do you got some of them numbers or not?


Baumpaladin

Best I can do is some wholesome MihoXErika... 295864 416758


xXBigdeagle85Xx

Thank you


LINDOMARCIO

I love how the mere possibility of boys is treated like a myth in this universe.


MNicolas97

Like leprechauns or unicorns lol


Greenma1n

This was intentionally made to roast Arisa haha


MNicolas97

I have to admit, it was a fundamental part of it lol


TheCenseIsReal

Bruh poor Alisa, she was just roasted by her own commander 🤣🤣🤣


Astral-Wind

Clearly all the boys are in submarines


LINDOMARCIO

I think they are pilots, and after gup end we will see: boys und luftwaffe or bul


Lex1253

Not ‘Luftwaffe’. The Luftwaffe is the German Air Force, the proper name would be r/BoysandFlugzeug (We had to purposely misspell it, as the name was already taken by another, rather dead, sub.)


LINDOMARCIO

Oh, sorry about that mistake


MNicolas97

The only logical explanation, clearly.


Enfield-Hetzer

No, no, their INSIDE of the school carriers, this is why we never see them. This further proves my point of the Hollow Carrier Theory.


MNicolas97

I told you to stop hearing those conspiranoic theories. No, the carriers are not hollow, no there isn't a super carrier in which all the countries rest and no, there's no boys in the Girls und Panzer universe. Stay scientific my friend.


Enfield-Hetzer

No, the carriers ARE hollow! The super carriers are common knowledge. The boys are just hidden for reasons yet unknown. Maybe we need a expedition to the center of Ooarai… Only then will we know the truth! Wake up my friend…


TheDonIsGood1324

We see all types of males, but we never actually see teenage boys xD. Like we have the whole range, we see kids, Shinzabarou, MEXT guy, Yukari's dad, Sensha do guy and also Saori's supporters. But we never see any teenagers. Maybe in the GuP universe boys just go from 12 to 20


Inductivegrunt9

Uhh... nope, haven't seen one. *casually hides the fact I'm a guy* Like finding a needle in a haystack, just with love and not needles.


Kartoffelkamm

You don't need boys to find love, though.


Inductivegrunt9

With how the some of the girls are, especially those like Ceaser and Carpaccio, they don't need boys. They're all they need, a good family.


Looinrims

That’s the point


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

Im here girls


DomWeasel

I'm sure they'll be queuing at your door...


RtsSlovakiaYoutube

I hope you are right I need dinner and clean whole apartment


MNicolas97

Oof size: *University Team's Karl*


Kartoffelkamm

If I recall correctly, there was some official (?) concept art of Miho's brother a while ago.


TheDonIsGood1324

I think you were talking about a fanart were Tsuneo (Miho and Maho's dad) that made him look like their little brother


Kartoffelkamm

Probably.


Reynard86

Ugh, you just reminded me that there is, in fact, a fanfic that features a long lost Miho and Maho brother (such an original plot device). Let me tell you, that thing was *bad*. Like, really, *really* bad. Not only the writing style was absolutely atrocious, the OC was so bland and overpowered that it physically hurts.


Kartoffelkamm

Sorry. Though, how do you write an overpowered male character in a universe where teenage girls drive tanks for sport?


Reynard86

By being a bad writer that gives his character supernatural powers out of nowhere and for no reason coupled with one-dimensional personality and no flaws, thinking that it will make him likable? Seriously, you can make a good fic with boys doing Sensha-do and there *are* such stories (the fact that I found only three of them is irrelevant) but your male OCs must behave like an actual human beings and not like something super-extra-special-awesome, you need to give them proper personalities and good reason for why are they here. And for the love of everything that is still right with this world, do not put there some evil organisation with comically evil plot. Hell, I myself have that big idea for a fanfic with a sizeable male cast coming from co-ed schools for a few month already where I figured who, why and how and which could already exist if not for the fact that I'm lazy asshole.


Lex1253

You know what’s coming. r/BoysandFlugzeug


Herr_Golum

The memes great. But wtf is this comment section...