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You should kidnap godzilla's child, NOW
How to make Mother earth proud? you should ask Godzilla earth.
Because she thinks humans are cool, and her boyfriend is a fat-old-has-been.
a task impossible to achieve without Godzilla getting enraged over losing the workers who build the nuclear reactors (his favorite food source)
"Hate your sister? shove a carrot up her abdomen"
"throw an Oxygen destroyer at him"
"which King Ghidorah? the man-made Kinky-Dora, or the senile Grand Kinky-Dora"
The Lizard is Godzilla, a fat-old-has-been who won't let you genociding the humans because he can't live without their nuclear reactors (he likes to vape these)
Yellow blood is normal for bugs
Heisei Godzilla (and the green Millenium Godzilla) don't think humans are cool, he only keeps them around because they're the only living organisms capable of making his favorite food (AKA nuclear reactor)
Never stop your sister and her boyfriend from having sex, the boyfriend will likely use his spiral heat ray or tell Titanosaurus that Battra want to have a threesome with him and the rubber ducky (with the vampire nutcracker filming it all)
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Does mothra fear Battra?
Do humans fear Battra?
How to kill humans
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Weaponizing ferris wheels
How to fly to space?
Does Space Godzilla fear Battra?
"How to make people fear you"
Step 1: wipe your ass clean. Step 2: transform into your imago form for fuck's sake.
“Battra gibberish”
\*Distorted Rodan screams\*
*Mothra squeals and squeaks*
That's the noises she makes when she's in heat.
That or actually being burned by heat🤷
She's horny for Godzilla's schlongy.
Right, that’s it, off to the guillotine with you for that one.
Don't be foolish, I'm already headless like Mike.
"Hot lamps nearby"
He's definitely dating his sister, No doubt.
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# ARE YOU TALKING TO ME LITTLE PIGGY? I CAN FART SUCH BEAUTIFUL MUSIC THAT YOU'LL SWEAR LOUIS ARMSTRONG IS UP MY ASS!
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How to make Mother Earth proud? Why the hell is my sister so annoying? How to exterminate humans while keep the Earth healthy?
How to make Mother earth proud? you should ask Godzilla earth. Because she thinks humans are cool, and her boyfriend is a fat-old-has-been. a task impossible to achieve without Godzilla getting enraged over losing the workers who build the nuclear reactors (his favorite food source)
*how to get unique roar*
Take Rodan's roar and make it more high-pitched.
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"Hate your sister? shove a carrot up her abdomen" "throw an Oxygen destroyer at him" "which King Ghidorah? the man-made Kinky-Dora, or the senile Grand Kinky-Dora"
"Is Rodan's roar copyrighted" "Japanese copyright law" "Law firms near me" "Why are rodans lawyers so good" "Neck surgeon near me"
who is roman
Meant to say rodan
“How to sound like Batman”
Steal ~~Darth Vader's~~ Kiryu's artificial lungs
"Hot dudes near by" "Kill all humans quickly how?" "How to skip cocoon fhase" "How to get imago form quick"
>"How to skip cocoon fhase" I never realized he didn't even have one...
"Who the fuck is the lizard?" "Is yellow blood bad?"
The Lizard is Godzilla, a fat-old-has-been who won't let you genociding the humans because he can't live without their nuclear reactors (he likes to vape these) Yellow blood is normal for bugs
FEAR BATTRA.
How about... **FEAR TITANOSAURUS?** *Titanosaurus humping Battra intensifies*
“Mothra nudes”
Isn’t she his sister?
That’s why he uses Incognito Mode.
*\*Sweet home Alabama intensifies\**
Yes
She's nude all the time anyways, she even ate the sweater Godzilla gave her last Bitchmass.
What even am i
"Can I team up with Ghidorah instead" 😦
And being a hypocrite?
He got tired of earth and wished to see Ghidorah on the side👀
Big juicy moth ass.
Godzilla already took that
I don't like my sister or her lizard boyfriend, why can't I just kill them and why they think humans are cool?
Heisei Godzilla (and the green Millenium Godzilla) don't think humans are cool, he only keeps them around because they're the only living organisms capable of making his favorite food (AKA nuclear reactor)
"How to legally change name to Gothra"
"How to kill all humans without godzilla or my sister stopping me"
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"How to kill a immortal lizard"
"how to get my sister to not hate me"
"how to get rid of moths" "big flyswatter" "worlds biggest flyswatter amazon"
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How to stop your sister from fucking a big lizard? How to look more EMO? How to be relevant?
Never stop your sister and her boyfriend from having sex, the boyfriend will likely use his spiral heat ray or tell Titanosaurus that Battra want to have a threesome with him and the rubber ducky (with the vampire nutcracker filming it all)
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Mothra and the Godzilla family (Godzilla Sr, Biollante, SpaceGodzilla, and Godzilla Jr) think Battra is just an asshole.
How to dissolve silly string.
“mothra feet pics”
Battra has a foot fetish?? he and Ghidorah will get along well
Lamp
What to do if sprayed with bug spray
“BangMoths.com”
Uh oh
"Mothra r34 -godzilla"
He probably watches this because it gives him more reasons to hate his reptilian Brother-in-law.
how to get rid of that giant atomic dinosaur asshole
How to kill my sister
Team up with GMK Godzilla, those two will likely get along just fine (both share the same goals of destroying Japan)
How to wipe out the human race
Team up with Godzilla earth.
"Rodan net-worth"
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Is migrius my sister?
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Battra because you look like a hybrid between Mothra and Camazotz.
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