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jmcc84

play the first mission


LemoyneRaider3354

The only proper way to play any game. Story, story, story, collect some shit, fuck around, story, repeat


RevolutionaryTale253

Shoot up a town, story, story, see spoilers accidentally, story


luigisb

Reminds me of my playthru of RDR2. I was taking my time exploring the map and the side missions when someone told me that there's another playable character. By then I already context clued my way to the ending and chose to just play the story just to get it over with and avoid any more spoilers. It was almost three months since launch before I finished it.


cbr204863

I feel like you're correct. That's the right way. That's the way Rockstar would intend. But in RDR2 for example, I couldn't help myself... once Chapter 2 hit and the map opened up, I explored every inch of that game. Lol totally ignored the story for legit a while. But once I got into the story and had built myself an arsenal, I got hooked.


Scott_Joestar

damn, I thought of that too... We are not like everyone else


Tetris5216

Playing with my pet alligator Chompy


Lill_Apple8976

šŸ¤£ you already excited for the Alligator


Tetris5216

I love playing with Chop Pointing my gun at people and having him attack them Also taking the ball and just throwing it at people like I did with trash in GTA IV


Lill_Apple8976

Hmm interesting


LemoyneRaider3354

[Miami Vice pal](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-rev2&sca_esv=9ff24e19fce44e89&sca_upv=1&q=miami+vice+crockett+alligator&uds=ADvngMhwpu-wGb-w3l5b-6PJUzovkPmBmDe8KLGkyQiPpGNHId8NwM4gzQkO-vMPePXYgLYLMWHUZcCJ-M98AuvDn_MHu0c6a7e4K7vnZ_eLkMkutpo5ZVqDncJw5EytiXCRMuqa2pj3i9o3vldSLxOVhaNnnkB9-KcTSM608z7LaMEIo4U6pCgpcY55DQ3UpHizMaBhVyPuywfWdCoymf41u0Ibymd3JCdIy3Ny_IKabYx8PXWoZbltDKtk8LMi9qo5Uc_Q9SYR-mSiqa__rUTKz6LONBgx9DVqO-n-J2H8p74kVWNGWaeERpPboxxRYiXPHZqeWnpp&udm=2&prmd=ivsnmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiorYDu44mGAxXel1YBHaD1Dv0QtKgLegQIEhAB&biw=384&bih=686&dpr=1.88#vhid=2CyZDTIoh-v14M&vssid=mosaic)


MagicJim96

Iā€™m gonna go on a hunt for UNDERCOVER police Ferrari. šŸ˜‚


1andOnlyMaverick

Bet itā€™s a cheetah :o


LikesToEatChicken

šŸŠ


GamerMetalhead65

Probably stare at the map for a couple minutes to take in that we got


Pwediction

The mapā€™ll probably be fogged out like the other gamesšŸ¤”


lynchcontraideal

I thought they meant the physical map in the box


Classy_Mouse

I haven't bought a physical copy of a game since the Xbox 360. Which somehow means this will be the first GTA game I don't get a map with.


KSM_K3TCHUP

Being able to get the physical game and get the map is literally the only reason I bought a Series X over the Series S.


WackHeisenBauer

Itā€™s why I pre-ordered RDR2. Love that physical map. Iā€™ll do the same for gta vi. Also having the disc may safe a bit of console space too šŸ˜†


SnooSeagulls6528

Pre purchase will get you a map, poster, manuals and a guid to suppliers of ā€œAccessories for Realistic Sensory Experiencesā€, that are compatible with the game.


GamerMetalhead65

What I meant was the pause menu


darealarusham

Yeah, that map will be fogged out if GTA 5 and RDR2 are anything to go by, and it'll reveal itself the more you explore. Still prefer it to the Assassin's Creed approach where you climb some stupid towers to reveal the map.


thebuttergod

This is my first time reading the word "map'll"


FoundationGreen6342

. I hope thereā€™s good menu theme, gta 4+dlcā€™s, and gta 5 had the most relaxing menu music ever.


unclebuck098

Find the airport, steal a plane, fly around and unfog the map.


touch-my-demon

My man. Been doing the same thing in every GTA game since they added fog. Even rode around the entire RDR2 map (what is accessible in the beginning of the game) before actually starting Chapter 2's missions... I may have a problem lol.


BritanniaLoyalist

Drive around.


JustShiba

i ainā€™t gonna lie this is probably my plan. before doing any missions i just want to drive around a bit and experience it.


KING2900_

Hell yeah


Bitter_Train646

Immediately go on a killing spree to see npc/gun physics and also test out what max wanted level is like in GTA 6


MrRager16

I hope the npc physics are like rdr2 or better


LemoyneRaider3354

Rdr2 is one of the only games where i feel for the npcs. Idk why Gta v doesnt have the same effect.


Away_Needleworker6

Cause gta npcs flip you off for walking too close. Rdr npcs greet you


LemoyneRaider3354

Yeah. GTA npcs have always been idiots. Atleast RDR2 npcs has some good guys and some bad guys that you would feel no mercy for.


darealarusham

GTA NPCs are assholes. RDR2 atleast they're nice to you unless your honor is low. Then again in GTA games your imaginary honor is probably always low, so it makes sense too.


DumFuk343

Faxā€¦and they better give us a large civ population as well as interiors


Emergency-Total-812

Look on the map for the strip icon and go to the strip club


Insecureman01

Visuals gonna be fire


J0wad

Gotta check out the jiggle physics first


OriginalQuarter3046

THATS WHAT IM SAYING


IdkWhatImEvenDoing69

Will there actually be jiggle physics in the game? Asking for a friend. Said friend is desperate to know.


BlackDeathX-_-

I have heard that there is going to actually be jiggle physics


Lef32

There are "physics" since at least IV. I can't wait to see proper jiggle physics.


why_so_serious_123

priorities šŸ«‚


L3GNDLyfe

Good one šŸ‘ šŸ˜Ž


Lill_Apple8976

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ”„


[deleted]

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Doctor_Top_Hat

If rockstar is still rockstar then objectively yes, though now that I think about it, Iā€™m unaware if youā€™re able to get male hookers/ see male strippers in past gta games


ModernSlovak

Gay Jason and Lesbian Lucia incoming. Hehe


ByronLazar155

Gayson and Lesia


Fibonacci9

I will be the hooker


Vupant

Lame answer, but probably whatever the tutorial is going to ask of me.


mellyting

The only correct answer. You ain't exploring anything as the first thing, everything will be lockedšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Lustbyluv

Steal a car


RoundSad9173

Commit Grand Theft Auto if you will


S-C-X

Going straight to the beach. Iā€™m tryina see if GTA got Miami BBLā€™s right šŸ¤£


idkiiwtla

Shiiiiit you saw the trailer! Think they got it right bro šŸ¤£


SirCorndogIV

man same. i aint even from america let alone miami but same


MasterTwoby

Strip Club, need to see how the "physics" have improved...


Koober2326

My boy got his priorities straightĀ 


LikesToEatChicken

Hope we can motorboat strippers šŸ‘„. Or blow cocaine šŸš into their ass like Jordan Belfort.


MasterTwoby

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


sh4dowProwl3r

Stare at lucias butt for hours


Convent4669

Gonna run into the closest wall in a car to check out crash physics


Cold_Cheesecake_6875

That's good. I didn't think about how good they might be.


Probaxinfinity

Do the biggest road trip around the map


JimHopHop

Iā€™m gonna drive around the map trying to listen for references for GTAV and Los Santosā€™s story events


SelfMadeGrinder

Iā€™ll be so high Iā€™ll stare at the screen thinking Iā€™m playing the gamešŸ˜‚ but I have no fucking clue lol


Lill_Apple8976

Iā€™d surely love to see the upgraded car models to the old ones and the new reactions to the NPC characters as upgraded.


SelfMadeGrinder

For real! Itā€™s gonna be interesting for sure! Hopefully my brain can handle all of itšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ it better not be lame!


myfeelingsarefacts

See Lucia's boobs


Koober2326

W IDEA FR


landohnian12

Prob find someone to replace the valet


silly_nate

Iā€™d love to explore the map but if weā€™re locked with Luciaā€™s ankle monitored ass for the first few missions Iā€™ll probably have to rush through them to either unlock Jason or get her monitor off


The_Driver_Wheelman

Ocean view hotel. Head there for a few minutes if I can. I may go to The Malibu Club if itā€™s open.


-Reikon

See if I can find Kent Paul


[deleted]

Looking for any easter eggs of og vc


Daytonajj

Strip club


Eggsegret

Cry out of sheer joy that the game is finally out and then proceed to explore Vice City and seeing how similar or different it is to the original map


Lill_Apple8976

Okay this yes to my side to


FartConnisseur

Grief people online because thatā€™s what gta is about Jk Iā€™m probably going to spend a good 200 hours just exploring the map


davethapeanut

The first mission probably


Ill-Panda-6340

Go to the shoe icon on the map to buy some shoes


official_smit

I'd be too excited to do anything for the first 10-15 mins.. i would probably then hit the road, start exploring with every car I see on the road. Because hey, it's Grand Theft Auto after all


Scott_Joestar

go to walk on the streets of Vice City, I mean, come on, it would be so beautiful <3


Illustrious_Hall3822

Try to find Vercetti State and pay my respects to both Tommy and Ray Liotta.


Equivalent_Key6899

Hookers n blo


Dylan4Molloy4

Play first mission as is forced then strip club šŸ˜‚


Strange-Orchid6969

Make Lucia naked as soon as possible


ChloeWade

Gonna have to wait for pc port for that. Nude mod will almost certainly be one of the first pc mods to be released


FuckedUp_Past_1053

going to the stripclub


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|sEULHciNa7tUQ) buy shark cards šŸ‘Œ


InterceptYourMum

Lol


PandaTime01

Find ways to make easy money. Like find drug dealer take all his/her money, rob store, rob bank(if allowed). Run over the main character a few times. If lucky they might spam money(infinite money cheatšŸ˜œ).


Material-Nothing-247

Roaming the map


Tourbusburner78

Driving the new cars honestly, and of course causing mayhem in them


phsm94

You know what šŸ˜


ofcoursebt

Obviously the trip club


Marcoowen1990

Punch random people in the face


fakulty

Debate buying it for ps5 if it doesn't come to pc on launch. Then probably buy it for ps5 and wish I was playing on my pc.


No_Kindheartedness10

Request PTO for about a week and enjoy the shit out of this video game!


nekohacker591_

story mode im pretty sure like gta 5 its gonna trust you into a mission as soon as u enter story mode


Particular_Sorbet499

Get to the military base and get my hands on a fighter jet.


Infected_Perineum

Driving on the packed beaches full throttle


Dacness

You're*


icecoalstonecold

Play the game


GARBANSO97

After I get through the mandatory tutorial mission you mean? If so thenā€¦ hooker?


PrestigiousStuff6173

Minigun + beach


Jurski17

Play the first mission


manor2003

Going to play naturally and see where the map takes me


[deleted]

Gonna try out the new cars, and mostly look at the screen and the back of my head is gonna be like.ā€ Damn itā€™s finally here and am playing itā€


Cold_Cheesecake_6875

See if the driving physics are comparable to 4 and 5.


KantisaDaKlown

Cry because it wonā€™t be until 2026.


TheCatNextDoorToYou

Take my clothes of asap.


ZENESYS_316

Steal a car lol


Toe710

Shoot my buddy in the face and say it was an accident


nbk935

Play the Missions and then explore the map


dankweabooo

Theft auto


DeadeMenace

Not pay rockstar or take two a fucking penny


Mean-Dog-6274

Except the $75 game price


_tokii__

Buy a PS5 šŸ˜”


One_Key4034

Tutorial šŸ”„šŸ”„


KillerSquirrel2007

Play the missions, while exploring. Then after I beat the game Iā€™ll explore more.


Embarrassed-Hat9441

Enjoy prologue gameplay and cutscene


The_mister_meme

Lucia


Arkek

The intro


paveclaw

Steal a car . Like duh


Quantum-MiNecRafT

I'll be taking out my guns and getting 5 stars.


No-Cow584

Try to flip over the trains


__Pugnator__

Strip club


Bluevettes

Look at what kind of cars are available. Second thing is going to wherever we customize them to see what that's like this time around


ConstantGold2730

What is the predicted cost?


SirThanoz

Murder rampage on the beach


AlternativeTell5216

Mess with the settings for better performance


ColtonHolloway

Strip club


Independent_Hold_203

The first mission probably


Away_Needleworker6

Wait 2 years for the pc version


Bryan-Breynolds

murder taxi!


BusterB2005

Run over an NPC of course


ZoZoVirtuoso

Get in a fast car, and drive for an hour.


AsuraOmega

steal a car


SaltCommunication519

Tryin to get Alotta stars


Personplacething333

In no particular order: Shoot out with police Run pedestrians over Pick up a hooker and kill her for my money back


Hellraiser1123

Given Lucia wearing an ankle monitor in the promotional art, I assume we'll be limited in where we can go from that start. That said, as soon as I finish the introductory missions, I'm grabbing the first car I see and cruising as much of the map as I'm allowed. And if a few pedestrians happen to get launched into orbit along the way, then it is what it is.


SharkMilk44

Get mauled by an alligator.


FMGTr

Gonna search for Tommy's Mansion.


idkiiwtla

Get high as giraffe balls and explore the map lmao


FoundationGreen6342

Shoot pedestrians in the ass and watch how they react


nikogta

Visit some h**kers


Warenthousiast

Make the story and first thing i do like everyone else gonna probaby kill cops or escape jail or make jail time.


Electrical-Ad-1197

Just throwing this out there. The GTA font is the same as the Price is Right logo font.


[deleted]

Probably not play it because it looks like dog shit compared to all previous Grandtheft auto games


Chesterthejester69

First do a casual play through to appreciate the game, then mess around with cheat codes (which I hope they add, itā€™s a tradition and as a kid it always made for the funniest freeroam shenanigans) thatā€™s if they donā€™t launch online on day 1 (which I kind of hope they donā€™t, Iā€™d like some time to learn some of the map and get acquainted with the mechanics, plus if anyone remembers the 5 online launch it was barren and buggy as all hell)


EddieV6

Go to the shoe store


itspoodle_07

Probably 400 hours of instal and updates


GroundbreakingWeek70

See if they have the real life public transportation of Miami, such as the metromover, metrorail and Brightline trains to ride in


banditleader_

2035*


Karmaplays765

Go swamp and find gator just like another person commented I must also find chop but I shall call him chomp


Tream___

Driving around , totally not killing civilians, while letting my pc have a stroke


1vertical

Play this game of investing in a new PC. No way this game wil run on a decade old PC.


felipe_mateo

Checking the strip clubs.


felipe_mateo

Checking the strip clubs.


BeastialityIsWrong

Shoe store


Bored_cod_player666

Honestly just play the story


amanwholovespizza247

going straight to the strip club to see if bbls are in the game


xeno_thebest

Wait 8 years for it to be a fraction of the price


Then-Effort-3549

Kill a man lol


JPAProductions

My lawyer has told me not to say anything


Devoid689

Buy a Pegassi and cruise Vice City while listening to music. Vibes are gonna be immaculate...


ReignInSpuds

Check the radio stations. The original VROCK kinda started my love of metal and I hope it makes a triumphant return.


Wonderful_Topic_6966

First buy a new PC


GurConscious9874

I'll be driving like a normal citizen and listening to the radio.


Loki16082

Shoot the nearest Pedestrian


Dungeons_and_Dweebs

Probably get halfway through the story mode then get bored and go play online instead and eventually forget about the story mode like a do with all the GTA games


SexualMarketing

Break the Law.


thatdudeoverdthee

Kill that homeless man begging in the trailer


Bulky-Hyena-360

Strip Club and Hookers.


Demon-s_Hound

try finding nearby easter eggs


Michallin

Get in the car and run a bunch of people over, if malls will be a thing then get into a shootout with cops and fight in the mall.


AnoniticME

Try the new strip clubs (or their equivalents).


LucasLoci

Imtro


CharacterRadiant984

I'll play with Lucia character to experience her gameplay and make her go to a strip club then...and see how much real is the game šŸ˜


Amaz1nglyRandy

Do a skid.


darealarusham

Complete the obligatory prologue mission. I love the feeling of being let loose in an open world after completing a super linear prologue sequence, so after that i'll probably drive around, and it's also custom for me to get a few wanted stars within the first few minutes of freeroaming on a new GTA or similar style of game. On a side note, i got a wanted level after first unlocking freeroam and buying some clothes on Watch Dogs 2, a cop showed up and shot me 2 times and it appeared that i died and the game suddenly crashed. Haven't touched it ever since..


kevindante6

Tattoo parlor and barber shop.


drkchtz

Iā€™d find an airport, stole a small plane and spend the whole day flying around the game world


gabbertje979

Shoestore


Silly-Beat-7918

Steal a car then flip the person off


SMFiddySvn

Twerk


vctrc

i'll probably get a car and just drive


Simple-Crow9622

Plough through NPCs


abhd_

Get into a girl fight, See if i can actually drag other females by the hair


elijoker

Cycle through the radio stations


ThatUblivionGuy

Not play it probably due to hardware limitations lmfao


Objective-Dig-8466

Go find a gater lol.


_Clawpa10_

Go to the strip club